Age: 23
Sex: Female
Nationality: British
Current occupation: Auditor
Looks: Red hair (shoulder-length; messy) and brown eyes.

I write (and read): One-shots, short stories, parodies/filks.
I don't write (or read): 'Epics', novel-length fics, etc. Sorry, but I really don't have the time. So if I don't review this kind of fic, it's nothing personal.

As you may be able to tell, I'm a big fan of the game 'Knights of the Old Republic' (but not the sequel, so please don't pester me to write stories about it). I also love adventure games, especially 'Myst' and its sequels, and Terry Pratchett's 'Discworld' series. One of these days I may write a bitingly sarcastic Harry Potter parody, if I can force myself to read through the first book again.

Just to make it absolutely clear: There will not be a KotOR 2 parody, I'm afraid. (Waves hand) You do not WANT me to write a KotOR 2 parody. Sorry, guys, but it's just not going to happen...

As of 29/1/06: 'Yet Another KotOR Parody' can now be found at the KotOR Fan Media site. Just click on my 'home page' link.

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1. Anakin reviews

Song parody, based on 'The Boxer' by Simon & Garfunkel.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 2-18-08

2. Non Timetis Messor reviews

Oneshot - KotOR/Discworld crossover . The confrontation between Bastila and Darth Revan, through the eyes of a... neutral observer.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 1-12-08

3. The Padawans of Penzance » reviews

Yes, even more song parodies! For those of you who’ve always longed to see KotOR crossed with Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘Pirates of Penzance’, the wait is over. Get ready for ‘When a Jedi’s not engaged in her employment’, ‘A Modern Mandalorian’, and more...

Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-6-06 - Published: 7-21-06

4. Parting Words reviews

Oneshot, taking place just over a year after the events of KotOR. BastilaJolee... well, not really, but probably as close as you'll ever get.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-31-06

5. Hotel of the Dark Side reviews

A song about the Sith Academy on Korriban. Parody of 'Hotel California' by the Eagles.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-18-06 - Published: 5-18-06

6. KotOR: Marisu Saves The Day! » reviews

The extraordinary, fantabulous, incredible, astonishing and only mildly nauseating adventures of Marisu Arianna Raven Skywalker, otherwise known as Revan. Plus loads and loads of luscious Carthness! R&R please!

Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 4-7-06 - Published: 12-27-05

7. Why Oh Why? reviews

Parody of Don McLean's 'American Pie'. Revan looks back on the events of the game and the Mandalorian Wars.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-25-06 - Published: 2-25-06

8. Coming Together » reviews

A prequel to 'Let Your Hair Down', following Revan and Bastila through the slow, painful process of getting to know and understand each other. Begins on Dantooine.

Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,135 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 10-30-05

9. Mutual Incompatibility reviews

Oneshot: What would a relationship between Bastila and Canderous really be like? Warning: Not recommended for those who actually like that pairing.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-11-05 - Published: 8-11-05

10. Hiding » reviews

In the days following the destruction of the Star Forge, Revan discovers how Bastila fell to the Dark Side. LSM Revan, as with my other stories.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 7-13-05 - Published: 12-3-04

11. Let Your Hair Down » reviews

KOTOR: A series of vignettes showing the developing relationship between Bastila and Revan, aka 'Jacob Sora', as they draw closer together during their mission to defeat the Dark Lord.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,449 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 6-6-05 - Published: 5-16-05

12. Reviewing the Situation reviews

Song parody: Canderous sings his own version of 'Reviewing the Situation' from the musical 'Oliver'. Reposted from the 'Movies' section.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-1-05 - Published: 6-1-05

13. Myst IV: Satirization » reviews

The longsuffering Stranger faces yet another adventure, filled with fantastic worlds and unnecessarily complicated puzzles! Featuring trippy music videos, overacting villains, the Necklace of Exposition and a whole load of mystical mumbojumbo. Enjoy!

Complete - Myst/Riven - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,787 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-6-05 - Published: 2-24-05

14. Republican Rhapsody reviews

A parody of the song 'Bohemian Rhapsody', with a unique KotOR twist.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-21-05 - Published: 5-20-04

15. Destiny's Child » reviews

A preKOTOR story explaining more about Revan's origins and upbringing, leading up to the Mandalorian Wars and his split with the Council.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-12-05 - Published: 1-17-05

16. A Losing Battle » reviews

A sort-of-sequel to 'A Beautiful Friendship', set during the last days of the Mandalorian Wars. Revan's forces are close to victory, but he himself faces a harder struggle - one which could ultimately destroy him... (Now complete.)

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-18-04 - Published: 6-28-04

17. A Beautiful Friendship » reviews

A 2part story beginning about 14 years before the events depicted in KotOR. Bastila has known a certain person a lot longer than we thought... Please R&R!

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 6-15-04 - Published: 6-11-04