"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
Sir Winston Churchill

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"
-My name is :CENSORED:. Zed-Azrael will do.
-I love history. Like, a little too much.
-I think that IB is just 2/3 of IBS.
-I've got a questionable taste of music.
-I like doggies. 8D
-If I ever came into a large amount of political power (:cough:DICTATOR:cough:), the first thing I'd do is start a program for alternative energy. I'd do this by collecting all of Stephenie Meyer's books and burning them. Then I'd burn their ashes. Then I'd take the ashes of the ashes and compress them into coal. Then I'd burn the coal, too.

Aspirations: I...I kind of want to be a dictator. D: And I want to make men dress in the 1940s style of western clothing, again. That was really hot. X3

DOB: 25 May 1991.

Likes: Fanfiction, HISTORY, anime and manga, hockey, doodling, reading, writing, video games, potatoes, fanart, music of the classical sort, score, travelling, the pairings below...

Dislikes: People who drink/do drugs, alcohol/drugs, weak female characters, people who claim they're gonna save the world, plagiarism, self-insertion, when non-Japanese randomly go spewing "KAWAII!!" and "SUGOI!!"

Favourite Anime/Manga:
Naruto (DATTEBAYO!)
Hagane no Renkinjutsushi (AKA: FullMetal Alchemist)
D.Gray-Man
Axis Powers HETALIA
Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann ("WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!")

Favourite Non-Anime/Manga:
Kingdom Hearts (WAHAHAHAHAHA!!)
South Park
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Harry Potter
The Chronicles of Narnia
The World Ends with You
Final Fantasy

Favourite Pairings:
Axel/Roxas (A-KU-RO-KU!)
Riku/Sora
Zexion/Demyx
Terra/Ven (there aren't many of these...I'm proud to say I'm part of the movement, though! :D )
Leon/Cloud
Zack/Cloud
Sasuke/Naruto
Lee/Gaara
Kisame/Itachi
Kakashi/Obito (aww, it's so angsty...)
Zabuza/Haku ( D: )
Harry/Ron
Sirius/Remus
Teddy/James
Albus Severus/Scorpius ('cause it's the ASS ship. XD )
America/England (Alfred/Arthur)
Germany/Northern Italy (Ludwig/Feliciano)
Turkey/Greece (Sadiq/Heracles)
Sweden/Finland (Berwald/Tino)
Lithuania/Poland (Toris/Feliks)
Prussia/Austria (Gilbert/Roderich)
Spain/Southern Italy (Antonio/Lovino)
Russia/China (Ivan/Yao)
Denmark/Norway
Holy Roman Empire/Northern Italy
Elricest (kinda prefer Ed as seme.)
Stan/Kyle (hellz yeah, bitches!!)

~~~~Updates~~~~

08.09.04- I'm part of the 30_kisses challenge at LJ. :D I'm running the pairing of Terra/Ven, and I just wrote the first part for it. Check the ElJay for it! D:

08.09.13- New chapter of "It's Like Hell"!

08.11.09- I'm sorry I haven't updated anything... I've had some problems to deal with, and they're still not completely put to rest. Chapter five of "Twilight" is about 50 percent done.

08.12.17- I've finally updated chapter five of "Twilight"! :D

08.12.19- I filled a request for the Hetalia kink meme. XD

09.01.03- New oneshot! It's about Jewish history, specifically Ashkenazi history, and Israel. Very heavy stuff. Not recommended for those who don't like to talk about the Shoah.

09.01.09- Second part of Terra/Ven 30_kisses challenge up. :D

09.01.29- First part of "When There's Nothing Left to Burn" series done. Piece is on Victorian England--"The Sound of the World".

09.02.11- Brief oneshot for Hetalia.

09.04.18- PWP for Hetalia's kink meme. Kill me now.

09.04.19- Second piece for "When There's Nothing Left to Burn".

09.04.20- Nawruz Mubarak! :D

09.05.17- Cookie for possible fic "Dancing Shadows".

09.06.27- Big day! I graduated high school! And I wrote a new oneshot on the fallout of the Iranian election--"The Discovery of Haošyaŋha".

09.07.19- Cookie from evil fic "Little Brother/Sister".

~~~~Link Stuff~~~~
D: Feel free to keep in contact with me and beat me with the n00b stick whenever I procrastinate on updates... DX

Zed_Azrael @ LJ

~~~~Other Fics~~~~
There are some things that I either don't put onto FF.net, for one reason or the other, or are too "graphic" for FF.net. All HETALIA fics are also included offsite.
You can find links and details to access these below.

"And the Sun will Rise"
(Chapter: 01, 02)
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing(s): Terra/Ven
Genre(s): Romance, Action/Adventure, Drama
Rating: PG/PG13
Status: Chapter Fic; WIP (2/30 Chapters Completed)
Summary: Terra is a student under Ansem the Wise, studying the power of hearts alongside the most prodigious in all of Radiant Garden. His unobtrusive life as a pupil is disrupted when King Mickey shows up one day with an unusual find: a boy.

"Dancing Shadows"
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing(s): Riku/Sora, non-explicit Sora/Kairi
Genre(s): Drama, Romanc
Rating: PG
Status: 750 words, fic cookie, possibly discontinued
Summary: The course of true love never did run smooth. Especially when you were cheating.

"Religious War"
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing(s): God/America (Don't ask. It'll make sense.)
Genre(s): Humor
Rating: PG13, but there are two "explicit" descriptions and suggestive conversations.
Status: Oneshot; COMPLETE
Summary: "One nation, under God."

“זכרון”
("Zikaron," "Memory")
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing(s): None
Genre(s): Introspective, Angst
Rating: PG13 or light R for Holocaust imagery and descriptions
Status: Oneshot; COMPLETE
Summary: Israel's memory is slipping. Everything in his life has flowed together into one large, hazy blur, descending cold and thick upon his head like the most suffocating gas.

"Once upon a time"
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing(s): None
Genre(s): General, Fluff
Rating: G
Status: Oneshot; COMPLETE
Summary: England visits a young America. (Tell me a story, England.)

"Diplomatic Negotiations"
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing(s): America/England
Genre(s): Smut. Pure and shameless.
Rating: NC17
Status: Oneshot; COMPLETE
Summary: England tries to negotiate something or the other with America, and ends up being fucked on America's desk. Needless to say, the negotiations went smoothly. 8D

"The Discovery of Haošyaŋha"
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing(s): None
Genre(s): General, Angst
Rating: PG13 for violence
Status: Oneshot; COMPLETE
Summary: Amidst the protesting and gunshots, a woman is dying in Tehran. Her voice will not be silenced.

"Little Brother/Sister"
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing(s): onesided Belarus/Russia
Genre(s): General, Drama, Angst
Rating: overall R; violence, sex, trans!Belarus... D8
Status: fic cookie; WIP
Summary: A young man enters a jewellery store. He is not quite a man.

"When There's Nothing Left to Burn" Series
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing(s): None
Genre(s): Introspective; sub-genres, if any, will vary
Rating: Varies
Status: Series of unrelated ONESHOTS; unknown number of entries
"The Sound of the World"
Nation: England
Genre(s): Introspective
Rating: PG13; has some gory imagery, references to Sweeney Todd and Jack the Ripper
Summary: A trip to the movies unearths some of England's grislier memories.
"Our Struggle"
Nation: Germany
Genre(s): Introspective, Angst
Rating: PG; Hitler
Summary: It wasn't his fault.