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Author has written 15 stories for Misc. Comics, Metalocalypse, Kuroshitsuji, Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜, Nightwalker, Harry Potter, Pet Shop of Horrors, D.Gray-Man, From Eroica With Love, and Saints Row.
Hi there, I'm Madeira, I'm a writer from new york. I collect vinyl records and hang out with rock stars. I like vintage clothes, the victorian era, the macabre, old medical impliments, David Bowie, the band hanoi rocks, and chewing my own cuticles. I live with my delightful cat, collection of records, and plush cthulus. I enjoy writing about feminism, flouncing around in ball gowns, and saying mean things to be funny.
I spend a lot of my spare time writing dirty dirty Metalocalypse fanfic and collecting obscenely impractical shoes
Sex: Genderqueer high femme, assigned female at birth
Orientation: Feminine oriented, basically I don't care what gender you are as long as you're wearing makeup and have long pretty hair (the latter is very important)
Relationship status: Engaged
Favourite colour(s): Red
What do I look like?: tall with long black hair, hour glass type figure, high cheekbones?
What do I read FF-wise? ...lotta stuff
What do I write? Really varies, mostly yaoi, though I also write yuri and some truly weird het?
The iTunes shuffle game, put iTunes on shuffle and answer the following questions with the song titles that come up:
1.) How am I feeling today?
Like Sexy Dynamite By The Orion Experience (Awesome)
2.) Where will I get married?
Electric Ballroom by Specimen
3.) What is my best friends' theme song?
Sticky Sweet by Motley Crue (I don't really have one best friend)
4.) What is/was high school like?
Little Miss TNT by The Mummies (Ok, I was the school slut)
5.) What is the best thing about me?
Only Anarchists Are Pretty by World Inferno Friendship Society
6.) How is today going to be?
Your Everything Kills Me by Hang on The Box
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
Harebrained Scheme by Freezepop
8.) What song describes my parents?
Radiant Boys by The March Violets (... ... ... uhhhhhh ooookay)
9.) How is my life going?
Go With It Girl by World/Inferno Friendship Society.
10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
Fake by Motley Crue (Actually this isn't as bad as it sounds)
11.) How does the world see me?
Improperly Dressed by The Slits (Okay, so my itunes is determined to make me seem slutty... in other words it's being honest)
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
Out In The Streets by the Shangrilas (uh, so I'm a reformed badass? Cool)
13) Do people secretly like me?
How Soon Is Now? by The Smiths
14.) How can I make myself happy?
Boys Of Melody by The Hidden Cameras (oooooh, I get it, you're telling me to keep sleeping with rock musicians)
15.) What should I do with my life?
Lock Up Your Sons by Mirror Mirror (is it calling me a whore again? I think it's calling me a whore again... either that or its telling me to keep my children locked up...)
16.) Will I Be Happy?
Dirty Hands by The Black Lips (I have always been happiest working with my hands)
17.) What is some good advice?
Take A Chance On Me by Abba (is my iTunes asking me out... well considering how similar our taste in music...)
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
Can't Stand Me Now by The Libertines (how fucking appropriate)
19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Wildcat by Be Your Own Pet
20.) What type of guys/girls/others do you like?
She Needs Rock n' Roll by Motley Crue (Yup, I do)
21.) Will you get married?
New Tattoo by Motley Crue (so yes... and it will be rock n' fucking roll)
22.) What should I do with my love life?
Don't Give Up by The Whitest Boy Alive
23.) Where will you live?
The Legionarre's Lament by The Decemberists (uh-oh)
24.) What will your dying words be?
Less Than Human by The Chameleon's (which I suppose will be prefaced by "you bastards are")
25.) Am I hot?
Vampira by Bobby Bare (so... yes... in a creepy way?)
26.) What are your hobbies?
Rhythm and Soul by Spoon (kay)
27.) Do you talk a lot?
Be Gentle With Me by The Boy Least Likely To
29.) Do you like books?
It's Just So by Of Montreal
30.) Do you like yourself?
Sweetness and Light by Lush
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