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Author has written 15 stories for Misc. Comics, Metalocalypse, Kuroshitsuji, Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜, Nightwalker, Harry Potter, Pet Shop of Horrors, D.Gray-Man, From Eroica With Love, and Saints Row. Hi there, I'm Madeira, I'm a writer from new york. I collect vinyl records and hang out with rock stars. I like vintage clothes, the victorian era, the macabre, old medical impliments, David Bowie, the band hanoi rocks, and chewing my own cuticles. I live with my delightful cat, collection of records, and plush cthulus. I enjoy writing about feminism, flouncing around in ball gowns, and saying mean things to be funny. I spend a lot of my spare time writing dirty dirty Metalocalypse fanfic and collecting obscenely impractical shoes Age: 23 Sex: Genderqueer high femme, assigned female at birth Orientation: Feminine oriented, basically I don't care what gender you are as long as you're wearing makeup and have long pretty hair (the latter is very important) Relationship status: Engaged Favourite colour(s): Red What do I look like?: tall with long black hair, hour glass type figure, high cheekbones? What do I read FF-wise? ...lotta stuff What do I write? Really varies, mostly yaoi, though I also write yuri and some truly weird het? The iTunes shuffle game, put iTunes on shuffle and answer the following questions with the song titles that come up: 1.) How am I feeling today? Like Sexy Dynamite By The Orion Experience (Awesome) 2.) Where will I get married? Electric Ballroom by Specimen 3.) What is my best friends' theme song? Sticky Sweet by Motley Crue (I don't really have one best friend) 4.) What is/was high school like? Little Miss TNT by The Mummies (Ok, I was the school slut) 5.) What is the best thing about me? Only Anarchists Are Pretty by World Inferno Friendship Society 6.) How is today going to be? Your Everything Kills Me by Hang on The Box 7.) What is in store for this weekend? Harebrained Scheme by Freezepop 8.) What song describes my parents? Radiant Boys by The March Violets (... ... ... uhhhhhh ooookay) 9.) How is my life going? Go With It Girl by World/Inferno Friendship Society. 10.) What song will they play at my funeral? Fake by Motley Crue (Actually this isn't as bad as it sounds) 11.) How does the world see me? Improperly Dressed by The Slits (Okay, so my itunes is determined to make me seem slutty... in other words it's being honest) 12.) What do my friends really think of me? Out In The Streets by the Shangrilas (uh, so I'm a reformed badass? Cool) 13) Do people secretly like me? How Soon Is Now? by The Smiths 14.) How can I make myself happy? Boys Of Melody by The Hidden Cameras (oooooh, I get it, you're telling me to keep sleeping with rock musicians) 15.) What should I do with my life? Lock Up Your Sons by Mirror Mirror (is it calling me a whore again? I think it's calling me a whore again... either that or its telling me to keep my children locked up...) 16.) Will I Be Happy? Dirty Hands by The Black Lips (I have always been happiest working with my hands) 17.) What is some good advice? Take A Chance On Me by Abba (is my iTunes asking me out... well considering how similar our taste in music...) 18.) What do I think my current theme song is? Can't Stand Me Now by The Libertines (how fucking appropriate) 19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Wildcat by Be Your Own Pet 20.) What type of guys/girls/others do you like? She Needs Rock n' Roll by Motley Crue (Yup, I do) 21.) Will you get married? New Tattoo by Motley Crue (so yes... and it will be rock n' fucking roll) 22.) What should I do with my love life? Don't Give Up by The Whitest Boy Alive 23.) Where will you live? The Legionarre's Lament by The Decemberists (uh-oh) 24.) What will your dying words be? Less Than Human by The Chameleon's (which I suppose will be prefaced by "you bastards are") 25.) Am I hot? Vampira by Bobby Bare (so... yes... in a creepy way?) 26.) What are your hobbies? Rhythm and Soul by Spoon (kay) 27.) Do you talk a lot? Be Gentle With Me by The Boy Least Likely To 29.) Do you like books? It's Just So by Of Montreal 30.) Do you like yourself? Sweetness and Light by Lush | |||||||
1. Well, Maybe I Lied reviewsMatt Miller wants the boss, and gets him. A possessed car on a rainy night in London lands the boss in Miller's lap. Yaoi, more to come.Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-122. Pickles The PimpPickles day dreams about being a pimp and what it would be like to have his bandmates as his merchandise. Extremely smutty and fairly dark.Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Published: 10-13-113. Pickles In Transition reviewsPickles meets Tony pre-snb in the 80s, Pickles isn't out about being a trans man yet and the pair begin dating. This story chronicles Pickles's transition.Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-11 - Pickles & Antonio D. T./Tony4. The Things Kanda Does For Love » reviewsLenalee has an... unusual fantasy, Kanda reluctantly agrees to fulfill it, dressing up in lingerie for love. In the end however he realizes he loves giving her pleasure. Lemon/fluff.D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-24-11 - Published: 7-6-11 - Lenalee Lee & Kanda Yuu - Complete5. Sweet Angelina reviewsFluffy Angelina/Grell AU set in modern San Fransisco they're a happily married pair of lesbian activists. Basically exploring what it would be like if they'd been born in a more accepting time.Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-11 - Madam Red & Grell S.6. One Hell Of A Housewife » reviewsCiel's grown up and taken Sebastian as a wife. Sebastian must now face the challenges of dealing with his kinky husband, having Grell as a maid, playing the part of a society lady, and solving a case that will determine the future of the British crownKuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,353 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 7-22-11 - Published: 5-24-11 - Sebastian M. & Ciel P.7. Dorian's Curls reviewsDorian goes to the hairdresser much to his lover's chagrin. Dorian/Klaus fluff, in which Dorian does something quite different with his hair. I may write a second chapter in which case the rating will change.From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-7-118. Sleeping Beauty » reviewsKuranosuke kisses Tsukimi in her sleep. How will there relationship progress? Will Tsukimi ever be able to admit she's just as attracted to Kuranosuke in drag? Will he accept having a bisexual girlfriend?Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-5-11 - Published: 5-30-11 - Kuranosuke K. & Tsukimi K.9. Red Child reviewsIn Madam Red's dying body, Grell detects a spark of life. For the first time in her life Grell regrets the form of her body. GrellXAnn, yuri.Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-3-11 - Grell S. & Madam Red - Complete10. The Kindness Of Strangers reviewsEventual Count D/OC/Leon it's an MMF threeway A girl or she thinks she's a girl is found badly beaten outside the petshop, the count realizing she's not human takes her in. Blatant sue, mostly to see what happens if I try to write a Sue.Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-28-11 - Count D & Leon11. Lucius's Maid reviewsLucius and Narcissa play their favorite game. Warning: BDSM, crossdressing, kinkiness in general. Lucius is the dominant one.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-11 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M.12. Dress You Up reviewsShido remembers the way Cain used to like him to dress, a mysterious package and a little magic later and he's indulging himself in desires he thought he'd managed to surpress.Nightwalker - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-11-11 - Shido & Cain13. Wham, Bam, Thank You Glam » reviewsIn the 80s a young Charlie meets Pickles during his time with SNB, which results in his following the band on tour as a groupie. P/C, Candy/Snizzy, Pickles/Tony, and more.Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-16-11 - Published: 12-29-10 - C. F. Ofdensen & Pickles14. Once Upon A Time »Skwisgaar's past is a funny thing. He recalls memories of a childhood spent in beauty pageants on one drunken night leading to... smut and romance... Skwisgaar/basically everybody in later chaptersMetalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,201 - Published: 1-16-11 - Skwisgaar S. & Toki W.15. The Filly reviewsRated T because small children may not grasp the idea, and some mildly disturbing material. A tribute to Dame Dary's MeatCake Comics. The story of a vain and silly pony who runs off into the wild, and ends up cursed. This is OLD and kinda badMisc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-05
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