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Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Remus/Sirius, Ron/Hermione, (mild)Harry or Hermione/Snape twincest(again, mild)

Naruto: Iruka/Kakashi, Sasuke/Naruto, Kiba/Naruto, Gaara/Naruto

Drake and Josh Shinynewfandom!!: Err... Obvious Drake/Josh. Kinda Drake/Josh/Steve... He seems like he'd fit with them...

Phineas and Ferb (Shut up. It's amazing) : Ferb/Vanessa, Phinerb, Balford, Jeremy/Candace, Perry/Doof

Zelda: Link x Dark

Star Trek (Which has completely taken over my HP obsession): K/S, K/Mc, S/Mc, K/S/Mc Preferably with S or Mc as the center, or with an equal relationship, Su/Ch

South Park: K2, Kyman, the boys (4some yay!!), Creek, Creekomas (Though I have yet to really find any...)

Fics in progress:

Days in the Life

A look at Phineas and Ferb's last summer at home PxF

University

Baljeet moves away for university, works excessively over the first month, then discovers he has no friends in his new life. He calls up the old gang to see if they want to visit him. Only one does Baljeet/Buford

Homework

Buford needs a tutor for his high school classes. Baljeet hesitantly accepts. Baljeet/Buford

In the land of Hyrule

Two strange men come into the land of Hyrule and Link doesn't think much of them... No ships, Star Trek Zelda OAT crossover.

Summer storm

"Sorry, dude," said Kenny, his voice muffled by his sweater, "but I don't know where else to go" K2

Hair

It all started with a hot shower K2

Cabin Fever

And now, with the storm outside slowly getting worse, Craig lit a fire in the wood stove and motioned for Tweek to join him. "Grab the kettle," he said. "We may as well get a dent in that coffee of yours." Creek

HD Time

Dec 16, 09: I just finished crunching all 13 seasons of South Park. My god. Why did I ever think that show was stupid? It? It is brilliant. Augh, and I go home soon for christmas. Get to see my friends again, and my family. And hopefully I'll have time to start writing again :) Should be a good time. I need to work on my typing skills anyway. Since there has been a bit of a dry spell in the way of S/MC fandom out there, I have now turned to SP. Unfortunately, there is a lacking in what I like there too. If anyone can point me in the direction of some good K2 that's not on here, it would be greatly appreciated!

Nov 24, 09: Wow. This course is a lot harder than I gave it credit for. Of course, I got stuck with the one person I hate in the class. Well, semester's almost over and I have still yet to publish anything new. My 5 times fic is nearly completed... I just have to get my butt in gear and finish typing it. It's all written! Just not typed... Just looking over my updated ship list... I have a thing for step-cest and incest, don't I? What the crap?? And Perry Doof... Bestiality much? Gosh I'm strange. Anyway. Fics are on the way. I don't know where the rest of Torture went... I left my binder at home... I think it's somewhere in there...

Sept 15, 09: Hey. I'm a collage student now. Baking classes. Not really all that books intensive, but there's a lot to memorize for theory. And early classes... My roomies seem cool. Finally living away from home, and also writing things again. External Hard Drive could not be saved. At all. Any of it. So goodbye my memories of Greece, Italy, England, Turkey, Mexico and Disneyland! I will miss you forever! It also means that all my fics are gonzo. Sorry! However. Shiny new fandom has mostly better quality stuff and has a cooler feel to it anyway. Even though being a Trekker is still totally Dorky. Working on my first 5 times fic. Should be epic. Then I shall go where no one has gone before and do a never-before-seen crossover. Should be a good time!

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