PRIVIOUSLY KNOWN AS MY FRIENDS CALL ME K

Hey! I am a blonde gun freak! i hold guns to to peoples head to get what i want. i have to keep my friends in line some how. Im a fun lovin ...think what gender you want. I like to snipe at people when they're not looking! woot woot! I also like being with my friends and on occation I act reele scared and scary...how does that work? ANW... this is me! Enjoy or die.

Written by my Girl-pal, Rit-chan!

My addictions: I am completely obsessed with Yaoi.(Not yay-ow-ee. Ya-wee. That's how it's pronounced!)((Smexi guy on guy ness!)) It's not an unhelthy addiction, to my body at least. It is, however, tearing at my mind! I can't even go One day without thinking about a yaopi SOMETHING Fanfiction and Yaoi are issued with the people I live with. One of them, name...less...ly my father, is all "What is in all that stuff you read that you haven't read before!" And, not wanting all the beautiful fanfiction sites to be blocked from my computer, I say "Not much... just some new ideas and stuff..." Because if I say "Two hot (or not) guys from popular books, tv shows and movies making out and making me drool" I would never be able to read in the peace of my own home.Not to mention I had to change my e-mail from "Yaoi_makes_my_world_go_round to something more appropriate. Recently, CSI is an addiction. I don't know why either.Gaia is annother one. www.gaiaonline.com. It's seriously insane! I am seriously insane. The name's "HD Luff 4Eva" if you wanna check it out.I'm obsessed with fixing people's spelling and gramar. Manga's. Like plot filled, character developed, well drawn comics... but they're NOT! 0.o...This is what you get from me at 12:40 in the morning, people...

'Bout me: I am, indeed, female. I live in a house... In Canada. NO! I do NOT live in an igloo. I'm fluent in English, but I'm also working towards French and Japanese. I plan to move to Japan later on in life and if anyone could recomend a good site or book to learn the language... just let me know via e-mail! Um... blonde hair... randomly-changing-between-blue-grey-and-green eyes... braces(Now they're off. I HAVE ST8 TEETH!!! YAY!)... Um...Open minded about gay marige (Personally, I think it's freakin hot!), um... I dunno... Mot of my Faverts are slash/Yaoi and most I write contains some. I'll try and fix this up later... maybe with a picture or two... for now... MORE READING!

And if you have any comments, just e-mail them to me!

Ships: Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Remus/Sirius, Ron/Hermione, (mild)Harry or Hermione/Snape twincest(again, mild)

CSI: Nick/Gill, Nick/Warrick, Nick/Greggo I like Nick... I don't know why...

Naruto: Iruka/Kakashi, Sasuke/Naruto, Kiba/Naruto

6Teen ( Ha! I know. I'm a loser!): Jude/Wyatt

House M.D.: House/Wilson

Oct 4, 07: HAHA! I actually Posted something! Aren't you proud of me?? Ok, so I've been obbsessing over the first three seasons of House for the past few months, so I havn't really writen anything... ((Sorry)) But I'm posting things!! YAY!

July 22: ACK! STUPID DH! That's all I have to say. OH! And later on... periodically, I'm going to be rewriting ALL of my fics ('Cept curses) and I'mna post some of the one's I've written. I have a HUGE binder full of fics waiting to be typed up!... On my LAPTOP! HAHA!

March 4, 07: This is herby the disclaimer for all fics: I do not own Harry Potter, Getbackers, Fake, Furuba, 6Teen, CSI, or Naruto. This way, i don't have to write it before every thing. YAY ME! Clapclapclapclalp Also. I have decided to continue on with my Torture series and re write all of my fics I feel are worth re writing. ((Haha, just kidding about the dissy thing. I'll put that at the tops))

Feb 19, 07!: Welp, I was alone on Vanlentines day. Of course. Because I'm cool like that. And so everyone knows, www.happydanceproductions.org is soon to be no more. My friend and I need a lopt of money to get started, and we don't have it. I now have a program that will make me not have to type. I get distracted while typing so just speaking my fics will make them all ...You know... be up here! YAY!.And I'm kinda zoning out, so I'm gonna stop before I start saying random stupid things.

November 28, 06: Ok... so I do exsist. Um... I have rare access to a computer since I have blocks on the computers at home (Thakns for that, bro) and I rarely can get on at school. All of my fanfictions are writen on paper, some finished, some not. As for most of my fics that are up right now... well lets just say I lost my inspiration. As soon as I can attain a laptop, I will be typing fanfics up as fast as I can. Currently I'm writing a movie script. You will be able to see the movie sometime in late May early June. My friend and I are doing this. Here's the website: www.happydanceproductions.org For now, Be assured that I am alive

March 3, 06. (Barely) 12:45 am... what the hell am I doing up this late? Reading of course. I'm terribly sorry to all people who have been following my fics. Whenever I open a computer with the intention of finishing a fanfic, I end up reading them instead! Wow. How pathetic am I? Even now, as I'm falling asleep, I'm wanting to read. My addiction is slowly getting worse. Ah well. At least Yaoi is my anti-drug! YAY ALERGIES! So... ya... I just finished updating my profile and now I will indeed turn to fanfics.

K

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, SOPROL, HDluff4Eva (My friends call me K)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, the weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (hell yeah! go HP!! WOOOT!)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

K