Help
Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search
Super Hyper Mario 128 III
Feed . Subscribe . Favorite
since: 05-25-04, id: 595813
web: Homepage
Author has written 10 stories for Game X-overs, Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Kingdom Hearts.

"I am always at a loss to know how much to believe of my own stories."
-Washington Irving, Tales of a Traveler

Hello, and welcome to my profile page! Unfortunately, despite my writing skills, I tend to have a lot of trouble writing bios and stuff, so let's keep this simple, shall we?

Name: NOT Matthew (no, that isn't me in Help! I'm Stuck in a Self-Insert Fic!)
Gender: Male
Age: Older than I act (see quote below)
Location: In my own little world (it's okay, they know me there)
Likes: Nintendo, Mario, Sonic, Disney, Legos, Jesus
Dislikes: Nintendo Haters, Flaming Liberals AND Right-Wing Lunatics, Satan

Now that the basics are out of the way, let's talk about how my fanfictions work...

Ratings: I will never write anything over K+ level. This is manly because I greatly detest sex (six-year-old potty humor NOT included), language, and drugs, and thus I will never put such things in my stories. I might read other people's stories that have these things if the story itself is well-written, maybe even put one or two of them in my favorites list, but those stories will never be over the T rating. Also, I might put a little violence in my stories (can't really have a story without a conflict, now can we?), but, like I said above, nothing worse than what you will find on the Cartoon Network (outside of Adult Swim, obviously).
Reviews: Good news, everyone, I'm gonna start leaving reviews! (crickets chirp) Um... Okay... Anyway, I used to be rather shy about handing out reviews 'cuz I was always afraid that any form of criticism would get taken the worng way and hurt someone's feelings. Just recently, I have come across a pathetically easy solution: Only leave reviews for stories I like! Duh! At any rate, expect me to start leaving glowing reviews if your story is good and give some gentle, but still very helpful criticism if necessary. And, of course, if your story winds up in my favorites list, review or not, I think it's amazing, so congratulations.
Updates: This is the one that everyone hounds me on. In general, I update each currently running fanfiction at least once a month (hopefully, even more often than that). However, sometimes, a few things get in the way. During the summer, I got on (sometimes really long) vacations with my family, and every December, I put all my fanfics on hold while I write a holiday special. So, if one of my stories hasn't been updated in a while, don't panic, I will get around to it eventually. Nothing annoys me more than someone just stopping a really good story, and I sure don't want to be accused of that myself!

So there you have it. That's my bio, now read my stories!

“Critics who treat "adult" as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adults themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence... When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
-C.S. Lewis

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. These Limbs of Mine reviews
Depressed over her current physical situation thanks to the roboticizer, Bunnie laments her fate before finding comfort in the person she least expected... SatAM based
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-08 - Complete
2. Mario and Peach's Gift of the Magi reviews
Three gold coins. That was all. Peach counted it over and over again, but there was not much to count. Three single gold coins, and the next day was Christmas...
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-12-07 - Mario & Peach - Complete
3. Help! I'm Stuck in a Self Insert Fic! » reviews
I, Matthew, have become that which I have previously mocked: a furry of myself trapped in the Sonic universe! Oh joy. Now, I gotta join forces with others who have met the same fate, stop a diabolical, if cliche, plot, and find a way home! Easy, right?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,590 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 2-10-07
4. Mario Goes To Disney World » reviews
Mario and the gang go to Walt Disney World to celebrate Peach's birthday... but will Bowser spoil the fun for everyone?
Mario - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 60,775 - Reviews: 294 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 8-14-04 - Mario & Luigi
5. Mario and Sonic » reviews
When Mario and Luigi investigate the mysterious kidnappings on Yoshi's Island, they weren't expecting it to result in the greatest adventure for TWO worlds...
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 134,624 - Reviews: 363 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 5-25-04
6. An Undying Soul reviews
It has been a year since the Chaos Heart fiasco, but one of the four heroes of legend is still facing the ghosts of his past... Spoilers for Super Paper Mario
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-25-07 - Luigi - Complete
7. TV Hour at the Castle that Never Was reviews
Even undead warriors of the darkness need a little off time each day. However, as Xemnas soon discovers, having thirteen eccentric personalities and one remote can only lead to trouble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-16-07 - Xemnas - Complete
8. A Very Mario Christmas » reviews
Mario was expecting a peaceful holiday season, but when Peach wants him to direct a play they are going to perform for an orphanage, will he be able to keep his sanity and still have a Merry Christmas?
Mario - Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-3-06 - Mario & Peach - Complete
9. Rudolph the Red Nosed Yoshi » reviews
You may have heard the story of Rudolph before, but never like THIS! Merry Christmas!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-20-05 - Published: 12-1-05 - Yoshi & Luigi - Complete
10. Mario's Christmas Carol » reviews
It's a Mario twist on the Dickens classic! Merry Christmas, everybody!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,580 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-24-04 - Published: 11-25-04 - Wario & Mario - Complete
Staff of:
  1. Party Fics
    Games » Mario
Return to Top