Hi. I'm Jess. It's 1 AM, and I'm not doing my AP U.S. notes OR taking a shower. This is the story of my life. (Two years later, although the circumstances have changed slightly, the idea remains the same. So I'm going to keep this here).

DETAILS
Name: Jessica
Better known as: Jess
(Currently) Married to: Heath Ledger. Or Ron Weasley. Or Ron Stoppable?
Birthday: March 16, 1990
Grade: Freshman. In college.
Location: NYC (although a better part of my time is now spent in Allentown, Pennsylvania)

LOVES (not in any particular order)
TV Shows: House, Dexter, Futurama, Arrested Development. Big Love, Da Ali G Show, Gossip Girl, Family Guy, Spongebob Squarepants, Project Runway, South Park, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Movies: Amadeus, The Dark Knight, Wall-E, Borat, Juno, Lilo & Stitch, The Wedding Singer, Best in Show, Say Anything, Mean Girls, Dead Poets Society, Les Choristes, Requiem For a Dream, Paris Je T'aime, Children of Men, Slumdog Millionaire, Milk, Pan's Labyrinth
Books: Every Harry Potter book ever, White Oleander, The Lovely Bones, Lucky, Lolita, The Crucible, Brighton Beach Memoirs, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Sight, That Night
Broadway: Sweeney Todd (I'm talking old school. With Angela Lansbury.), Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Last 5 Years, Spring Awakening, Into the Woods, Les Misérables, Sunday in the Park with George, Hair, etc.
Music: Showtunes (I'm kind of predictable), Of Montreal, Vampire Weekend, Belle & Sebastian, Beirut, Architecture in Helsinki, Arcade Fire, Neutral Milk Hotel, Rooney, Rogue Wave, Girl Talk, Joanna Newsom, Damien Rice, The New Pornographers, Sondre Lerche, Old Springs Pike, Harry and the Potters, Draco and the Malfoys, The Beatles
Guilty pleasures: Kim Possible, Mozart, movie soundtracks, other instrumental dealies

RAMBLING!
I love fanfiction. My favorite fanfiction spans across House, Harry Potter (RON. RON. I. LOVE. RON.), Futurama, Wall-E, Kim... Possible..., among other things that I can't remember. I ship House/Cuddy, Ron/Hermione, Fry/Leela, Wall-E/EVE, Kim/Ron... basically anything canon or close to being canon (oh, and eff House and Cameron. EW.) For good ol' HP, I enjoy Ron-centered stories of him being the hero and whatnot, or fuzzy oneshots based around his relationship with any member of the Weasley family. I sort of want to write stuff. Maybe I will. But I'm very self-conscious. Also, freshman year of college is busy. But we'll see. Oh, and please ignore the piece of crap Invader Zim story I wrote in like freshman year (OF HIGH SCHOOL) and can't bear to remove. I hate it. It's horrendous. But I'd feel bad if I got rid of it. I'm sort of a packrat. Yes, even on the internet.

I go to a liberal arts college I will not name (I'm not paranoid about stalkers, I'm paranoid about people from my school finding me on here and laughing at me) located in Pennsylvania. I'm a freshman. I'm majoring in theatre and probably minoring in music. I love French. I look forward to a life of unemployment and poverty.

Thank you for your support.