~BIO~

Okay if anybody actually pays attention to this...then I guess you'll figure out pretty soon I've changed my profile around. You'll especially notice this if you read that last sentence.

Me, I'm Canadian.15 yearsold. Sixteenin October. (happy dance). I'm a female, I live in Canada, I look like myself. And that's really all you need to know about me. Please don't stalk me.

I have a dog, named "Boo" or "Dog" and occasionally "Freaking Idiot" and also a hamster, who has many names, including: Martin Ramon Raul Sanchez-Sanchez, Feebis the Wonder Salsa, Raging Hormones, Riboflavin,Liquid Whole Egg, Sodium Benzoate, Buttermilk Solids, Roger, Modified Milk Ingredient, Garry,and Double Action Baking Powder,none of which are his real names. His real name is Sam. And I call my dog "Ella." Get it? Sam-and-Ella? Salmonella? (laughs at you)

~HYSTERICALLY FUNNY~

If you go to www.google.ca (or www.google.com if you're picky) and type in the word "FAILURE" then click I'm Feeling Lucky...I can pretty much guarantee you'll laugh. Especially if you share my sense of humour.

~FUNNY STUFF~

Stuff I find humourous. Hopefully you do too. If not, don't come complaining to me, complain to the government. Always fun.

-every year in the US, 13 people die from rocking a vending machine and having it fall on them.

-100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year

-more people are killed by pigs or falling coconuts than by shark attacks.

Did you laugh? Even just a little? No? Well then go read my stories. Hehe..

~NEWS~

Okay...I have a new chappie of Crazy Retarded Harry Stories...I'm almost done, I swear! I just have a few details to smooth out.

I've started a new story called A Day In The Life of Pippin, it'll be up soon, I promise, but I've only got a few ideas for it, so I'm working on it. The premise is that it's a reality TV show in which these two random guys follow Pippin around all day. With cameras!

Aragorn Buys A Fast-Food Joint, first chapter ready to be put up, probably in a day or two, I'm having troubles with the second chapter. The characters just won't cooperate with me. (cries)

Also on the way! Expect:

-Saruman's Talk Show

-News with Legolas and Gimli

-Haldir Potter (should be hysterical)

~WALL OF FAME!~

A Big Thank You to all my reviewers, especially I like black stuff, running_intowalls, Sara Sidle, Spoongirl1, and everybody else! You make me want to keep writing stories! Which I would do anyways, even if I didn't get any reviews. OH WELL. I'm sure you've wasted enough time reading this if you've gotten this far, so I suggest you stop reading and just go to my stories. I mean it! Stop reading! Stop it! I know you're reading this...! So Stop It! You people are driving me crackers!

~WALL OF SHAME!~

All you people who read but don't review...geez. What can I possibly say to you? Oh, I know! REVIEW OR I'LL SIC MY FUZZY BLUE CHIKKINS ON YOU! Okay? Thanks a lot, much appreciated.