Hello, all! I am AkuShiNeko-Chan, and I shall be your authoress for today. Personal info is something you ain’t getting because, as far as you’re concerned, there is none.

Negative. Information found.

What? Oh, and that’s my PC, Beta. Attitude and info all in one spiffy package. Beta, what do you mean, ‘information found’? I had you delete any and all files under such categorization.

Affirmative. But there was no order to delete backup files.

/Mutter/ Pick, pick, pick. /Louder/ Fine, whatever. Open the file, would you?

Affirmative. Processing... Opening...

Bio Info on Subject 2693

Name: Desiré Natku De La Angelo

Age: 17 yrs, as far as known

Birth date/time: Oct. 31, 12:13

Ethnic: Spanish, French, Native American, Other

Race: American, white

What the... Oh, shit! Beta, delete file, immediately.

Processing... Unable.

WHAT!

Hair: Long, usually brown

Eyes: Usually brown

Clothes: Wears black at every opportunity

Weapons: Gun, katana, daggers

Fighting: Street/marshal arts

Firewall interfering. Cannot delete file

Jesus fucking Christ, do I have to do everything?

/Rapid clicking/

Notes: Seems to adapt to any situation very quickly. Most of the time appears very rational and calm, able to deal with anything. However, when pushed to limits, can lose control. THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN! Subject become very dangerous and can kill...

File shutting down in...

3

2

1

Phew! Thank god! Hate those fucking things. Quacks, the whole lot of them. Anywho...

I write what I wanna, and if you don’t like it, then please, feel free not to read it! Flames are very annoying, and will be delt with accordingly. Read, laughed at, then thrown away. I do write both het and shonen-ai, so be forewarned. My fav parings (In order from most to not) are:

Gundam Wing:

1x2x5 (The best fing pairing in that show!)

1x2

3x4

13x6

Teen Titans:

RobinxRaven

Kids Next Door:

1x4 (Sick and wrong to some, but as teens...)

X-men Evolution:

RougexRemy

ToddxKurt

ToddxWanda

Harry Potter:

DracoxGinny (I can soooo see this in the book)

DracoxHermione (More likely in the movie)

DracoxHarry

And I thinks that’s it... I add more if and when I think of them. So, on with the stories.

Warning. The following documents are not meant for one and all. Please use extreme caution when opening one.

Ha ha, Beta, very funny. Now go organize your hard drive or something.