And who shall separate the dust
Which later we shall be:
Whose keen discerning eye will scan
And solve the mystery?

The high, the low, the rich, the poor,
The black, the white, the red,
And all the chromatique between,
Of whom it shall be said:

Here lies the dust of Africa;
Here are the sons of Rome;
Here lies one unlabeled,
The world at large his home!

Can one then separate the dust,
Will mankind lie apart,
When life has settled back again
The same as from the start?

~Goergia Douglas Johnson

I guess I've been gone for quite a while, haven't I? I got sucked up by that scary vortex called reality, but now I'm back. If you've been waiting for the promised sequel to The Revenge, it's coming. The movement into Harry Potter fics isn't permanent. They're just something for a friend's birthday. I'll be back to Lord of the Rings now that school's out.

Here's a CHALLENGE for all of you out there:
Write a fic where an antagonist from LOTR or the Silmarillion is the protagonist. Attempt to make this character an understandable, likable person. Be original! I don't want six million of Sauron or Maedhros. If you decide to accept this challenge, send me an email at Galahanz@yahoo.com. The best one(s?) will win a fic from me of this variety on any character in LOTR or the Silmarillion. 

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1. The Lesson » reviews

The sequel to The Revenge, but perfectly capable of standing mostly on its own. A small trick Mithrandir Plays gets Elladan and Elrohir into a world of trouble. Please read and review.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-2-04 - Published: 10-30-03

2. Boromir's Odd Adventure reviews

Boromir has an odd adventure. Set before the Quest. This is based on a plotbunny from SkyFire's generator. Read, Enjoy my slightly whacked sense of humor, and Review.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-25-03 - Published: 7-25-03

3. Thranduil's Song reviews

Thranduil has a sudden urge to write a song. Unfortunately, he's not a very good songwriter. Or singer. Poor, poor Mirkwood elves. Read and Review.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-6-03 - Published: 7-6-03

4. The Best of Times and the Worst of Times reviews

McGonagall reflects after the final destruction of Voldemorte. Read and Review.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-22-03 - Published: 6-22-03

5. The Sorting Song reviews

When the Sorting Hat has an accident, Hogwarts' very odd new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher has to sing the Sorting Song. Read and Review.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-22-03 - Published: 6-22-03

6. The Order of the Phoenix reviews

No, this isn't the new book. But there are many ways a word can be interpreted. When a phoenix orders Harry to do one thing, the fate of the wizarding world just might be depending on what happens. Read and Review.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-22-03 - Published: 6-22-03

7. How Can I Keep From Singing?

Song-fic to Enya's "How Can I Keep From Singing?" Imagine where I got the title. Anyway, Dumbledore seems a bit too cheerful, considering the circumstances. Why? Like I'm telling you? There's a story for that! Read and Review!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-21-03 - Published: 6-21-03

8. Falling Star reviews

Song fic. Snape reflects at Dumbledore's funeral. Read and Review.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-21-03 - Published: 6-21-03

9. Lockhartland

Professor Lockhart has a brilliant idea. At least, he thinks it is. He's building a theme park. And taking his second years on a field trip to it. Not the best of ideas, now is it? Read and Review!

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-21-03 - Published: 6-21-03

10. The Revenge » reviews

Elladan and Elrohir have the perfect prank to play on Estel in retaliation for his. Sequel to The Dye Incident and The Birds and the Bees, although you don't NEED to have read those first.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-11-03 - Published: 4-5-03

11. The Birds and the Bees » reviews

A young Aragorn gets 'the talk.' He then, of course, pulls a prank. Mithrandir gets stuck in the middle. Follows "The Dye Incident" but doesn't count as a sequel.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-28-03 - Published: 1-22-03

12. The Voices reviews

Gandalf has lunch with Glorfindel, and now he's hearing mysterious voices... Please Read and Review!!

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-11-02 - Published: 12-11-02

13. Oh No, Not... reviews

An Elrond, Glorfindel, and Legolas fic. Beware the dangers of lunch with Glorfindel! It would seem that Elrond is the one to suffer today, and the only way to help him is... Ha! Like I'm telling you now? Read and find out! And then Review, of course.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-11-02 - Published: 8-11-02

14. The Other Side of the Story reviews

Silmarillion story. The tale of the Fall of Glorfindel. This time, however, it's told from the Balrog's point of view. Much lighter than Dulinraug, but could still count as a companion piece to that. Please R&R!

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-1-02 - Published: 6-1-02

15. Dulinraug » reviews

Silmarillion fic about the fall of Glorfindel. Please R&R

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-13-02 - Published: 5-6-02

16. The List » reviews

While Qui-Gon is away on a mission, Obi-Wan annoys his teachers with a list he's found. R & R. Finally finished!!!!

Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 4-27-02 - Published: 1-12-02

17. The Dye Incident reviews

Estel decides to play a prank on Elladan and Elrohir. However, Mithrandir is also a victim...

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-17-02 - Published: 3-17-02

18. Obi's Checkup » reviews

Obi has to get his yearly physical. He isn't very happy about it, perhaps because things don't turn out the way he wants.

Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-31-01 - Published: 12-24-01

19. Fluffy reviews

Just a short piece of fluff. Obi-Wan brings home a puppy. However, the puppy is very protective. And it doesn't like gimmer sticks.

Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-19-01 - Published: 12-19-01

20. Silver, Anybody? » reviews

Bant gets her hands on Mon Calamari soda.

Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-3-01 - Published: 10-29-01