Name: Poke-the-kitty.

Age: 21

You know I'm never quite sure what to put down here. I know there's some people who do the whole 'witty' thing but hey, it's morning right now and my brain hasn't woken up enough to even start processing 'witty'. =_=

Picture from Trip to Nowhere by NiJuuni. http://nijuuni.deviantart.com/art/Akuroku-Trip-to-Nowhere-69515064

Gone with the Sin is on Hiatus. I'm not sure if it's a permanent hiatus or not, all I can say is the story is dead. As is 'poke it with a stick' dead, I truely am sorry for those of you who fell in love with the story, but I can't continue it even if I tried. I was going to delete it but a friend convinced me to leave it up there. One day I might try to revamp it, but not for a while.

Ranch Country is complete!

Salty Craving and AVP:Sasunaru style are oneshots.

Ignore the Homophobes...They're gay.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Gaara
2. Naruto
3. Kankuro
4. Temari
5. Kiba
6. Kakashi
7. Zabuza
8. Jiraya
9. Iruka
10. Suigetsu
11. Kisame
12. Sai

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Kakashi/Kisame? No, No I haven't...thought Iruka/Kisame is one of my secret loves. >:D

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I do enjoy Temari...All the sand sibling are sexy in my book. >:D

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I might vomit...:X

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Oh yes...yes I do.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? I have no idea...though there are quite a few people out there that would think so regaurding all the pics and fics.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Kiba/Iruka...EWWWWWW!! Kiba/Suigetsu...Holy hell that would be hot. :O

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Zabuza walked in on Naruto and Sai having Sex?? I don't know, maybe he'd pass out from blood loss, maybe he'd ask to join...or maybe he'd just end up killing the both of them and laughing all the way back to Haku. -

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Suigetsu is after Gaara for some reason or another and Kankuro catches him...Interrogation...>:D

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? OH GOD I HOPE NOT...:X Gaara/Jiraya is too much for anyone to stomach.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 'Draw me a feeling' or ' Ink in the mist' I like the second one better. XD

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? NONE...sandcest is sooo wrong it's like nothing will ever be right again. X'O

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yes...-_-;;

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yes, It's on deviantart actually. Such a cute picture of my Kisa-sama. -

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? I don't know, that would be an interesting story though...deep in thought

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? 'GIVE ME YOUR SWORD!!' LOL. XDDD 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? For Jiraya?? 'I like big butts'

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Gaara/Kakashi/Sai?? 'Warning: May cause fainting spells due to blood loss...that or from vomiting out your large intestines.'

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH...'Wanna see my big sword?' I could see Suigetsu saying that to Naruto actually. XD

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Teacher and student...AND NOTHING ELSE. shudders Jiraya is Naruto's god daddy...Oops, spoilers. -;;

20) How emo is Seven? Not very, he just seems angry at the world...which I suppose could be misconstrued as emo...EMO ZABUZA...XDDDD

Hugs and kisses,

poke-the-kitty