FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Baron Hausenpheffer |
Author has written 26 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Anime X-overs, Yu Yu Hakusho, Hellsing, Vampire Hunter D, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ranma, Misc. Movies, Slayers, Darkstalkers, Urusei Yatsura, Misc. Anime/Manga, Dragon Ball Z, Star Wars, and Movie X-overs. Hello, there! With a name like "Baron Hausenpheffer", you would expect me to be a Teutonic aristocrat, but to tell the truth, I'm just a country bumpkin from Texas. (Such is life. Haha!) FanFiction.net is a pretty special place to me in many ways, since this was the place that first encouraged me to pursue and improve my writing. The common theme in most of my stories is my own strange brand of humor, but there's a variety of stuff to be read here... I'm no longer what I would call an "active writer" of fanfiction; these days I'm trying to shift my focus to original work. However, every now and again the itch to write and post here will hit me, so don't count this a "dead" profile by any means. For those who are interested, I'm afraid that my two unfinished stories ("Rumic Pygmalion" and "Boogeymen Out for a Bite") are likely to remain just that -- unfinished. I started both of them several years ago with the best intentions of finishing, but it's been so long, the plots of both are so lengthy, and "real life" is putting such a strain on my time, that I just don't seem able to force the motivation to work on them anymore. I sincerely apologize for that, since I always detested unfinished stories myself. Anyway, read my "masterpieces" (a sad reflection on me), review them judiciously (I love attention), and I'll say a little prayer for everyone who reviews (if I can remember to). Amen, brudda! The Baron Hausenpheffer | |||||||
1. Rumic Pygmalion » reviewsRanma X Urusei Yatsura. Furinkan and Tomobiki High School are trading a student for the week. The new guy, Ryuunosuke, is an instant hit, but it seems Ranma isn't the only one with a little secret...Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,079 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 12-14-05 - Ranma2. Really Random Rhapsodies » reviewsMy collection of songs, NOT songfics, that have been altered to fit the realities of the Ranmaverse. These are mostly humorous and never depressing or your money back. 15 songs and goin' strong! Read and review, please!Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 1-3-053. Boogeymen Out for a Bite » reviewsFreddy, Candyman, Chucky, Leprechaun, Michael Myers, and Norman Bates all head to Leatherface's Bar and Grill in search of food and booze. Hey, boogeymen get hungry just like everybody else, y'know?Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 6-16-064. Cleaning Out Her Closet reviewsSongfic based on Cleaning Out My Closet by Eminem. Ranma and Akane are finally getting married, for real this time, and it's more than a certain okonomiyaki chef can bear.Ranma - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-14-05 - Ukyo & Ranma - Complete5. Star Wars Thanksgiving reviewsAnd you thought YOUR family gatherings were awkward? Join the Skywalker family and friends for a very special Thanksgiving holiday!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-28-05 - Luke S. & E. Palpatine - Complete6. Once Upon A Moonlit Night » reviewsMy collection of short, humorous Hellsing fics. Give 'em a shot (and a review)!Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 1-22-057. The Undead in the Red reviewsA rewrite of The Geek in the Pink by Jason Mraz, starring everyone's favorite vampire in crimson.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-7-05 - Complete8. The Rise and Fall of Akane's Mallet » reviewsMore nonsense from yours truly! Akane's mallet is the stuff of legend. Nearly indestructible and ridiculously powerful, its true origin has remained shrouded in mystery... until now.Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-23-05 - Published: 9-19-05 - Complete9. Your Weird Wish is Granted » reviewsMy collection of DBZ humor tales, revealing the wacky misadventures and unfortunate incidents they DIDN'T show you on TV. Black tights, malfunctioning powers, and more!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-18-05 - Published: 8-31-05 - King Cold & Frieza10. The Spirit Still Exists reviewsA poem based off Spirit of Wonder, the first show ever to take real physics and make it cool. Give it a read, purty please!Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-05 - Complete11. Revenge reviewsA character study on Ryoga Hibiki. After all of the humiliation, pain, and embarassing defeats Ranma has put him through, why doesn't Ryoga just quit? There's a one word answer...Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-31-05 - Complete12. Gosenkugi's Great Revenge » reviewsGosenkugi has always been kicked around by Ranma and company, but he's finally found a way to get back at them! It's revenge time, and he's going to pay them back a thousandfold... Read and review, purty please!Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,136 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-17-05 - Published: 12-31-04 - Complete13. The Devil Went Down to Tomobiki reviewsIf you can't figure this out by the title, the Prince of Darkness pays a visit to Tomobiki, and more specifically to its most unlucky resident... Read and review, purty please!Urusei Yatsura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-25-05 - Complete14. Why I Don't Do SI's reviewsThe author ventures into the Hellsing universe, but runs into an unexpected problem... Pretty darn funny; give it a read (and review)!Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-8-0515. Bad Habits reviewsOn their way to a movie, the Darkstalkers drop by Felicia's house only to find her... well, just read it. Don't forget to review, please!Darkstalkers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-5-05 - Complete16. Those Were the Days reviewsJust a funny little song NOT songfic about Lina missing Naga. Based off the Mary Hopkins song of the same name. Read and review, honeychild!Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-9-05 - Nagha & Lina I. - Complete17. Someone Who Can Sympathize » reviewsRanma & Cheeky Angel Xover Ranma Saotome and Megumi Amatsuka are two very different people with a very similiar problem. How will they react to finding someone else who can relate to the problems of a suitorplagued genderbender? R&R, please!Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 12-26-04 - Complete18. A World Without Logos » reviewsAfter the assassination attempt on Integra, Alucard's guilt and rage at being unable to protect his master threaten to consume him. Then, a mysterious stranger intervened... Please read and review!Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-19-05 - Published: 1-9-05 - Complete19. Question of Origin reviewsDuring some time off, Seras finally asks Alucard a question that's been bothering her for a while... Pretty funny please read and review!Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-11-05 - Complete20. Five Minute Pregnancy reviewsSpecies II Ever wonder what happens in the short time before Patrick Ross's victims give birth? WARNING: Insufferably stupid.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-04 - Complete21. Breakdown in Communication reviewsEd and Al answer a distress call from a tiny village, only to find that the townsfolk have been slightly...misinformed. Can Ed and Al resolve this breakdown in communication? Funnier than it sounds R&R, please!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-22-04 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete22. Not THAT! reviewsHand is wearing on D's last nerve. Will the vampire hunter suffer in silence, or will D bite the hand that feeds him? R&R, my pretties! Heeheeheeheehee!Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-21-04 - Complete23. Angel with Pointy Teeth reviewsSeras Victoria has had a rough day, even for her, and is on the verge of a breakdown! What can old soldier Peter Ferguson possibly do? Read and review, purty please!Hellsing - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-20-04 - Complete24. Today's Anime Crossover Experiment? Failed! » reviewsExcel Saga & Ranma Il Palazzo has a new mission for Agents Excel and Hyatt: recruit some ultrapowerful martial artists into the ranks of ACROSS! But is the Ranma crew really their best bet? Read and review, purty pleaseAnime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-11-04 - Published: 11-23-04 - Complete25. What Happens in Vegas, Gets Put in a Fanfic! » reviewsAfter the Dark Tournament, Koenma treats the Poltergeist Reporters to a trip to Sin City! However, rest and relaxation may not be on the menu, after all... Read and Review, purty pleaseYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 12-6-04 - Kurama M. & Kurama M. - Complete26. Legal Nightmare! reviewsYugi and his pals have been challenging evil to a game of cards and winning for some time, but now they face an even greater threat than Pegasus or evil Egyptian gods: lawyers! Includes several characters from other shows.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-4-04 - Yūgi M. & Seto K. - Complete
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