Two-Bits
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since: 05-29-04, id: 598635, Profile Updated: 06-21-08
Author has written 45 stories for Newsies, Harry Potter, Animorphs, and Twilight.

Okay, guys, for those of you who actually read my profile (which, actually, I'm not sure if you exist), I know I keep leaving you tantalizing hints. "Yes, I'm going to start writing again." "No, my life's to crazy to write again." "My life's too crazy NOT to write again." etc. etc. Well, just so that you don't kill me, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm layin' all the cards on the table.

So here's the deal. In the past couple of days, I've been on a kind of Newsie high for some reason. I reread Everything You've Done Wrong by Sloanne and listened to a lot of Sloan and other excellent bands, and have been playing around with some ideas. I've started filling up a new notebook. I've been rewriting stuff, and that's probably what I'll be doing first. I will post the rewrites as a new story and take down the old ones once I have uploaded the same number of chapters. Also, I can't get the password to my Harry Potter pen name, Fiery And Proud, so I will be posting rewrites of those stories on this account as well.

As for new stuff...well, I just went and saw The Cure in Charlotte and I'm on a serious good-music adrenaline rush. So if anything new comes out, it'll be one of two things: the first one is a shuffle story--I put my iTunes on shuffle and put the first one hundred songs (minus showtunes) into a playlist. I've been steadily looking up the lyrics to each, and pulling out some significant lines. From that, hopefully, a plot will become apparent. After reading EYDW, it'll probably be a SpRace but we'll see. The other option is a story created from songs by one particular band. I'm still debating on which one. Right now it's a battle between The Cure, The Mars Volta, Tiger Army, or HIM. I'm leaning toward Mars Volta but The Cure has a LOT more songs to work with, which makes my life easier, and the stories longer.

So yeah...that's pretty much it. Also, I have no guarantees on how often I will update, or when I will or won't stop writing. I'm going to community college instead of a university in the fall, so I won't be dealing with the crazy, "ohmigodI'manadultnowandIhatemyroommatefreakout!" issues that come with being in a dorm. I'm moving into a house with some friends and it's only twenty minutes away from my parents' house, so if I flip out, I can always go home to cool off. But I will be working too, so it's not like I'm going to be rolling in free time. I am, however, currently unemployed so I will do my best to keep writing and keep you guys occupied. And, if I suddenly drop off the face of the earth, I'd like to apologize in advance. Feel free to email me and yell at me for not updating.

Cheers,

Two-Bits


1. Rebirth
A new vampire is born and finds herself in a Cullen-esque clan as she struggles to control her new powers. Love and danger ensue. All OC's, Cullens and Bella may or may not appear. See author's note inside for full explanation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Published: 7-9-08
2. The Addition reviews
What would happen if David sold the Blue Box on eBay? This is the story of the new addition to the Animorphs. AU after book 19.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-08
3. A Year in the Life reviews
Rewrite of Year in the Life of the Artful Dodger and Co. Longer chapters, hopefully better chapters. Slash will ensue. Read and Review!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-08
4. Infatuated
Someone slips Harry a love potion, and he falls in love with Ron! SLASH obviously
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Published: 3-26-08
5. Meet Teddy reviews
Follows the story of Teddy Tonks growing up. This is going to be as canon as possible, which, unfortunately, means no slash. Sorry! There will be romance though! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-24-08
6. How Time Flies reviews
Rewrite of Time Flies! Longer chapters! Better chapters! Hopefully. You decide. Enjoy!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-06
7. Boy, Was I Right » reviews
SLASH I suffer from acute paranoia.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-24-06 - Published: 1-25-05
8. Sixth Sense » reviews
ACK! Another time-travel story! But this one has a CATCH! NOT Mary-Sueish, I SWEAR! This is totally, completely, 100 percent ME! You'll find out about the title later.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 8-22-06 - Published: 9-22-04
9. A Quarter A Tale » reviews
You killed Dice!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-8-06 - Published: 1-24-05
10. Alive and Kicking » reviews
SLASH and HET TwoBits runs a cafe. Featuring flamer!Spot and his boyfriend, straight!Race. Teen drama abounds.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-8-06 - Published: 9-23-05
11. 101 Romantic Tips reviews
SLASH! 101 oneshots, 101 tips for being utterly romantic and sappy. Each chapter is a different pair of newsies.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-4-05
12. Squees reviews
SlASH AngstFluff I would wish that I could be on the receiving end of one of Kid Blink's shoulder squeeze, or his "Squees" as I call them.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-1-05 - Mush & Kid Blink
13. Vampyre Slayer » reviews
She couldn't help but notice something odd about her. She just couldn't put her finger on it.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 1-30-05
14. Time Flies » reviews
It was a dark and stormy night. That night, Two-Bits sat alone in her house, listening to her favorite CD, when the power goes out. A noise sends her into paranoid mode, and she creeps downstairs, only to find the biggest, and best, surprise.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 8-1-04
15. The Little Pink And Yellow Polka Dotted Book » reviews
Mrs. Green is doing a class journalism project. This is Crutchy's!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 9-16-04
16. The Hunt » reviews
Roxy Jones has a new case: She has to find runaway Jason Klein. The only problem is, she has a few suspicions about her employers. Set in present-day.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 2-27-05
17. Superbowl » reviews
Who knew the Superbowl could do that to you? Thank you, Jacky Higgins, for BETA-ing!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 2-10-05
18. Song Syndrome » reviews
roaring thunder sounded, followed by white lightning. It lit up the entire room for an instance. But it was just long enough.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 9-22-04
19. Shut Up, Self » reviews
Slash and het She was much to busy with her music and writing; she had no time for boys. But here she was, mulling over a boy.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 12-31-04
20. Shakespeare In Love » reviews
Shakespeare. That's her name. The name of the girl with whom I am officially in love.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 1-30-05
21. Runaway » reviews
No. This called for desperate measures. I needed Broadways.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 1-30-05
22. Roadkill » reviews
Ah...thirteen. The most notorious number. More infamous than one, or even seven. So, what happens when you pile thirteen newsies into two cars, and go on a summer road trip? Organized chaos. PG-13 SpotOC RaceOC
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 7-23-04
23. Rainbow Boys » reviews
SLASH! Spot switches into an all-boys' school. Things get...complicated.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 2-27-05
24. Orphanage Rejects » reviews
Are you the only rebel here? The black sheep?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 1-30-05
25. Mizzy » reviews
The school play is Les Miz, and Two-Bits is Cosette. Only problem is, she hates Marius.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 1-24-05
26. Kidnapped! » reviews
Kid Blink is gone!"
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 2-5-05
27. I Wish I Was Queer So I Can Get Chicks » reviews
The title really doesn't have much to do with the story, I just love that song. Well, that, and this is a slasher. Mush and Kid Blink are going on a summer long roadtrip in order to visit their old friends from high school. SLASH! NEW CHAPTER!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 7-23-04
28. Cereal Tastes Better With A Side Of Fluff » reviews
Ah, the power of cereal! A series of currentlymeaningless ficless. SLASH! COMPLETE!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 7-13-04 - Complete
29. Band Wars » reviews
There's a dance at school, and a band competition to go along with it! Capricorn Rhyming is going to try their shot at winning, and maybe at a little boy interest, too!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 1-4-05
30. Back to the Future, Erm, Past » reviews
AH! Another time travel fic! They're taking over! Heh heh...Just kidding.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 12-21-04
31. Angelic » reviews
SLASH and HET I want to call a truce.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 1-24-05
32. A Year In The Life Of The Artful Dodger And Co » reviews
SLASH and het A year revolving around The Artful Dodger and her friends. Thank you, Jacky Higgins for BETA-ing!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 12-31-04
33. Bloody Valentine reviews
SLASH MAY ENSUE! Antonio Valentine moves to a new school and...stuff happens.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-8-05
34. A Little Late reviews
A super late Valentine's fic! Pure fluff! Enjoy! Oneshot Kid BlinkOC
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-7-05 - Complete
35. Wicked » reviews
Four-shot songfic! COMPLETE! What Is This Feeling?PopularI'm Not That GirlDancing Through Life
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-1-05 - Published: 1-25-05 - Complete
36. Roomies! » reviews
Pretty mild, fairly fluffy. Sheltered!Snitch is a freshman at NYU and becomes room mates with flamer!Dutchy. It's a Snutchy.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-1-05 - Published: 2-19-05
37. William Shakespeare reviews
FLUFF SLASH One-Shot Only PG-13 because it's slash. Miss Larkson is a twisted fiend.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-16-05 - Complete
38. Be Mine reviews
FLUFF! One-Shot "One was the one girl who Blink would fall for, and stay with. Of course, no one really expected it to happen. But it did."
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-05 - Complete
39. Murder reviews
The Jacobs," he gasped, taking a step forward, "are dead!"
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-05
40. King o' the Road! » reviews
Another roadtrip. I know. I have a roadtrip fettish. ANYWAYS, this time, fall brake is fast approaching, and the guys are bored, with no ideas on what to do, when Itey comes up with the ultimate, most brilliant plan ever: roadtrip!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 8-2-04
41. Random Quotes reviews
Random Quotes. Summary inside 'cause I'm too lazy to type it again.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-05
42. Moving reviews
SLASH OneShot. Series discontinued due to complication. Snittery.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-05 - Skittery & Snitch - Complete
43. Spot Me TwoBits reviews
This had to have been the stupidest idea ever.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-05
44. Haggan Daz reviews
SLASH One-Shot The Village spoilers! Racetrack works at Haggan-Daz, and Spot likes to annoy him.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-04 - Complete
45. The Jarro reviews
Don't get me wrong. I'm no homophobe. But it is a bit degrading when you find out that you've been going steady with a fag. One-shot, mentions of slash. OCDutchy OCOC MushBlink
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-19-04 - Complete