ADD: I'm currently looking for a beat reader! I generally try to keep the mistakes down, but I have problem with spelling and writing the correct words sometimes, so a second pair of eyes would be nice!
At the moment I'm into CSI fics, and I can almost guarantee that anything I'll write will be slash, and lots of it will have very mature elements.
Also, my writing comes in waves!
But if you're interested, please write to me per mail :)

Hullo there,

Don't like bio's much, but here goes nothing... Anyway, I'm a first class slasher (a really not-case who sees slash EVERYWHERE, movies, books even in real-life ) who likes to read fanfictions, and have a tendency to like them more than the original story o_O...I like Angst/Romance, in form of Hurt/Comfort stories...But, shameful as it is, I admit that I like happy endings ;p But non-happy endings or open endings are also nice once in a while :)

I have DeviantArt profile, where I keep my drawings, and it's as poorly updated as this is I'm afraid :P

http://nerfi-tiri.deviantart.com/

Pairings I would like to see:

Spock/Snape (There's only ONE of these out there people!)

Methos/Just-Any-Guy-From-Star-Trek!(Or-Andromeda...)

Methos/Elrond

Remus Lupin/Elrond

Some lovely quotes:

"There are 3 kinds of people; people who CAN count, and people who CANNOT"...
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than 'I told you so!'"
"There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know."
"The worst thing in life to be without is love, but toilet paper is a close second."
"The question isn't would you die for a friend, it's do you have a friend worth dying for?"
"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it's true."
"That was a night I'll never forget even though I don't remember much."
"The survival value of intelligence is that it allows us to extinct a bad idea, before the idea extincts us"
"You're changing the subject." - "We had a subject? Are you sure?"
"Have a beer. There's plenty in the fridge." - "I know. It's my fridge."
"Six of one and a half dozen of the other"
"Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met"
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?"
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it."
"Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again."
"They may not remember what you said but they will remember how you made them feel."

-- You know you live in 2007 when... --

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.