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Author has written 45 stories for Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, National Treasure, Pearls Before Swine, Twilight, A Knight's Tale, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and House, M.D.. Hey House season five, we already let you finish, and we're real happy for you, but we just wanted to say that seaosn six is shaping up to be the best season of all time. OF ALL TIME!! HI! Basic info in the form of various adjectives and appositives... Girl. College freshman! Band nerd of the trombone, sousaphone, and baritone variety (aka low brass) who marches cymbals in indoor drumline. Kind of introverted without a pen. Clumsy. Libertarian. Pillow hugger. Nearly incapable of sounding orally articulate on a regular basis. Amused by puns. Humanist. Shunner of horror movies. Namer of inanimate objects. Grammarian. Full of movie/TV quotes. Crossword puzzle enthusiast. Uncomfortable in crowds. Speaker of French. Addicted to Wheat Thins, chocolate covered pretzels, and pomegranates. Hyperactive or quiet depending on the mood. Slightly insane. Of course, my friends just apply one adjective: "ridiculous." I'm not really sure what that's supposed to mean. That's me in a nutshell...a peanut shell, to be precise. Current favorites, in case you're curious or something... Photo links for Amputee: ABOUT MY FICS/OTHER ASSORTED NOTES I write a lot of oneshots. FANDOMS National Treasure House MD Dead Poets Society Bones A Knight's Tale Harry Potter Thoughts on Slash: Don't hate. Hate is what drive's the world's chaos; a little love, in whatever form it takes, could do us all some good. So yes, if you couldn't guess from the above, I like slash, alongside het and canon and gen and whatnot. My Life in Quotes: "Don't deflect. He cares about you, you care about him. Tell him you love him!" (Hallucinated!Amber fussing at House...ABOUT WILSON. -fangirly explosion- Please see Under My Skin, season five episode 23, for details. Take that Huddy. Take THAT.) "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it." (no idea who said this) "If my dad named me Goneril, I'd want to kill him too!" (someone in my English class, referring to King Lear) "Kal Penn went to work for Obama? So...that means no more Harold and Kumar movies and no more Dr. Kutner. All right, where's my health care?" (my cousin) (The night Michael Jackson died...) "There are three main theories about the existence of dark matter ... and the third one is rather controversial. This theory says that Mewtwo creates it all. See, it's a psychic Pokémon and very agressive, so...it makes sense." (classmate giving his end-of-the-year physics presentation, "Dark Matter and the Connection to Dark Magic." BEST. EVER.) "This is my impression of Foreman on the saddest day of his life." -blank face- "And...the happiest day of his life." -blank face- (Taub!) While watching the new Star Trek... Lawyer: You shot at an unarmed man-- Thirteen: (watches House leave, looks back at Kutner) Why are you still alive? Cameron: (motions to phone) Who was that? "I mean...just look at those saxophones over there. They're made of brass, but they use reeds. Filthy mudbloods..." (band friend) Me: (while watching the movie The Rock) OH MY GOD! Ed Harris is the bad guy and Nicolas Cage is the good guy! THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! "He went on a rant about how The Dark Knight was a call to...uh, put Republicans back in Congress. And he said that it was so obvious that anyone who didn't see it was an idiot. So basically, he called me and everyone I know an idiot. But I don't know why my teacher was even talking about it. A, it was LATIN class, and B, just, just...NO!" (Ross, on the crazy new Latin teacher...and I can attest to that. I've sat in on one of his lectures. He yells, dances, sings, cries, and...lord. It's a sight.) "Every time I hear him speak, I want to throw my TV out the window. But then I remember that I paid a lot of money for my TV, so I wouldn't really like that. I still hate him." (my government teacher) "I think that's a load of splhhh! And you can quote me; that's a techincal term." (also my government teacher) "I hate to talk about the democratically-elected leader of a sovereign nation like this...but I love me some crazy...as long as it's not my president." (government teacher again...this class gets VERY interesting.) Gov teacher: For your economics project, no wealthy relatives, no trust funds, no winning the lottery, and you can't be anything illegal like a drug dealer-- Shane: We're doing this development lab in AP bio with zebra fish since it only takes the eggs two days to grow and hatch-- "Pain isn't measured in newtons!" (my physics teacher) "So what you're saying is that nonconservative forces are liberal forces and conservative forces are Republican forces? Yeah...and those could be measured in Sarah Palins..." (also my physics teacher) "Some call it a test. Some call it a quiz. Some call it an opportunity. I call it FUN!" (again, physics teacher) "Y'know...Ian would have been SO much cooler if he ran around with a burlap sack on his head spraying airbourne hallucinogens at people. I mean, a GUN? Come on, how boring! You've got to be a LITTLE insane, OK?" (Elizabeth and I over why Dr. Crane trumps Ian Howe in all things antagonistic) "Oh boy! Federalism cake!" (government class) "They put the car in the band room?" (long story...) "THERE'S A SNAKE IN THE BAND ROOM!" (even longer story...) Chaperone: Please remain seated during the bus ride. And in the unlikely event that the cabin should depressurize, I don't think anything would happen. So you're all safe. "And you know what was on the front page of the paper the next day? Me throwing that peanut at Bobby Kennedy." (my US history teacher) Band Director: Hey, do you have anything sharp to cut that rope? "Madame! Why do you keep your husband in the closet?" (French class, the definition of insanity) "OK. So who wants to eat Satan the poptart?" (my 9th grade english class) "Did Gustav Holst have any other children? Well, see...besides Imogen, he had a son. But they disowned him and kept him in the basement because he had a third arm. He later died of massive blood loss when they tried to...er, remove it." (the b.s. answer my friend Ken and I planned for our History Day presentation if anybody asked us the above question, which we didn't know) "Yeah, we're dancing to the National Treasure soundtrack. WE ARE SO COOL!" "It's difficult to talk about individuality when we're all dressed alike, in square hats and flowing robes...like wizards." (Mark Armstrong, graduation speech) "'Obstreperous' means 'stubborn,' but it's worse. Like you want to hit them over the head with a frying pan." (my 11th grade English teacher) "Never compose anything unless the not composing of it becomes a positive nuisance to you." (Gustav Holst) "He must teach himself that the basest of all things is to be afraid; and, teaching himself that, forget it forever, leaving no room in his workshop for anything but the old verities and truths of the heart, the old universal truths lacking which any story is ephemeral and doomed--love and honor and pity and pride and compassion and sacrifice. Until he does so, he labors under a curse. He writes not of love, but of lust, of defeats in which nobody loses anything of value, of victories without hope and, worst of all, without pity or compassion. His griefs grieve no universal bones leaving no scars. He writes not of the heart but of the glands." (William Faulker, Nobel Prize Award Speech...and probably the only thing he said that I ever understood.) House: You're the good one. "Carpe diem: seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary!" (Mr. Keating, Dead Poets Society) Find me other places! | |||||||||
1. The Problem With Absolution reviewsPost-ep fic for Brave Heart. "The problem with absolution is that it's never absolute." Chase-centric, implied Chameron.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-20-09 - R. Chase - Complete2. Maestro of the Ages reviewsSpoilers for 6x01 "Broken." It's odd how being ripped asunder gives you wings: Freedom Master's backstory.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-22-09 - Freedom Master - Complete3. The Simple Act of Waking reviews-"So, this is the story you made up about who you are. It's a nice one." "Too bad it isn't true." Even if you know what you want, occasionally you need someone looking over your shoulder to push you in the right direction. H/W No smutHouse, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete4. From Under the Shadows reviewsFrom under the shadows of Mayfield Psychiatric Hospital bursts the truth so long ignored. H/WHouse, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-15-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete5. Beautiful reviews-"The first time 'it' happened, they were wasted out of their minds," though later, it was the last thing they could get off their minds. Ben/Riley SLASH.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-11-09 - Ben G. & Riley P. - Complete6. Travel Light reviewsThe last hours of anything are the hardest, and House's life is no exception, especially when Wilson is mysteriously missing from his best friend's deathbed. Character death, obviously. H/WHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-24-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete7. Turn Out the Lights reviewsFast forward to House and Cuddy's wedding. Wilson's the best man and would rather be anywhere else in the world, or dead. Dead works too. But maybe that's just the amphetamines talking. Huddy, Hilson.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-1-09 - J. Wilson - Complete8. Admission reviewsSuddenly you understand how women can fall for him like dominos because he's so intoxicating you can't think of anything else...You wonder absently if he's changed his name to Vicodin and yours to Addict." Post-Mayfield. H/WHouse, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-17-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete9. Terra Infirma » reviewsNot long after House's worsening condition makes him an indefinite patient at Mayfield, Wilson is admitted for debilitating night terrors. Question is, why are they seeing the exact same things? Gen with strong H/W friendship.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 6-10-09 - G. House & J. Wilson10. Your Part reviewsPerceptions change over time, even of his own actions, especially involving the man watching from his rickety red van. A brief ficlet about a new favorite moment of mine in the first film.National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-27-09 - Ben G. & Riley P. - Complete11. A Flaming Finale reviewsSet during 5x24. House has had many odd cases, but never has he had to do a differential for smoke pouring out of his own ears. Crack!fic with spoilers.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-12-09 - G. House - Complete12. I'll See You on the Other Side reviewsAU ending to the season 5 finale. Tell me it's going to be all right. Tell me again this is the right thing to do. Tell me you don't think any less of me. Tell me you care. And for God's sake, say something before the door slams behind me. H/WHouse, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-11-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete13. Sonnet for the Waiting Room reviewsIn anticipation of the season 5 finale. Wilson and Cuddy reflect on House being in the psych ward. *It seems I called the ending without realizing it. Huh.*House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-09 - G. House - Complete14. Interference reviewsBrief fic during House and Wilson's conversation at the end of "TB or Not TB." Wilson feels drawn to him, but he knows that he can't do a thing about it. H/W slash.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-09 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete15. Leaping reviewsOnce he saw how far they'd come, he thought back to how they'd began. A Chameron ficlet in response to "Savior."House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-19-09 - R. Chase & A. Cameron - Complete16. Shing Sparkle Sparkle reviewsIt wasn't just the pocket protector. Unbeknownst to House, Wilson's geek streak ran deep, and he was about to be outed. H/W friendship. Oneshot.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-18-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete17. Read My Mind reviewsSPOILERS for "Simple Explanation." Late that night, after everyone hangs up the garb of mourning, House is still reeling, trying to manage the unmanageable with the turning of pages at 4 in the morning. H/W friendship. Oneshot.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-6-09 - G. House & L. Kutner - Complete18. Never Halfway reviewsFor Ben, everything is intense. Riley didn't count on it being so embarrassing, is all. Drabble-ish.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-2-09 - Ben G. & Riley P. - Complete19. In Return reviewsHouse likes revenge, even at the momentary cost of his eardrums. Drabble-ish. Set after "Alone."House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-2-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete20. Disney Said No reviewsAn "omitted" comment in Abigail and Connor's first scene in NT2, but it makes all the difference. Drabble-ish. Please see note at the beginning.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-26-09 - Riley P. - Complete21. Maybe Later reviewsIn which the Joker finally inflicts his scars upon the Batman and is attacked by something like a conscience urging him to play the hero. No slash, oneshot.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-20-09 - Bruce W./Batman & Joker - Complete22. Brouillard reviewsIn which Chaucer's emotions and society's norms clash and a confession must be made. Slash. Oneshot.A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-11-09 - Complete23. Ursa Fructose reviewsIn which Edward buys a six pound bag of very inedible gummy bears and refuses to share anyway. Cue chaos. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-29-09 - Edward - Complete24. Aftermath's Scythe » reviewsSequel to What Lies Buried. Just when they thought they had moved on, old enemies return with a bang and threaten everything Riley and Ben hold dear. Assumptions are shattered and normalcy is lost; will their lives join them? On hiatus.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - Riley P. & Ben G.25. Faith reviewsRat is always beating up Pig, but why does Pig deal with it time after time? Oneshot.Pearls Before Swine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-11-09 - Pig & Rat - Complete26. Amputee » reviewsA look into everyone's favorite FBI squad through the course of the two movies and in their own personal crisis. What's the family to do when Hendrix gets transferred? A tribute to the underappreciated agents! On hiatus.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-14-08 - Published: 7-30-08 - P. Sadusky27. Riley's Villanelle reviewsRiley on his and Ben's friendship around NT2.National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-12-08 - Riley P. & Ben G. - Complete28. Night of the Fourth reviewsWhen the election results are on the brink of being announced, tensions run high and chaos is the norm at the Gates manor. Oneshot.National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-5-08 - Complete29. One Moment reviewsAU teenage story. I only ever saw them in passing. I never really knew them. And now they will never be the same. Oneshot.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-28-08 - Complete30. 72 Hours and Counting reviewsRiley tries to occupy himself during a bet that says that he can't stay up for five days straight by typing whatever comes to mind. Silly and nonsensical. Oneshot.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-12-08 - Riley P. - Complete31. What Lies Buried » reviewsSequel up! Post-BoS When Sadusky arrives at the Gate's home and exposes Riley as a felon in hiding from the FBI, Ben has no clue what to think. Is his best friend really a cold-blooded criminal, or is this all part of some larger scheme?National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,131 - Reviews: 242 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 1-28-08 - Riley P. & Ben G. - Complete32. When I Was Judas reviewsHe doesn't know, but I betrayed him. Now, that thought won't leave me alone, but I can't make up for my past. Why did that option even pass through my mind?National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-10-08 - Riley P. & Ian H. - Complete33. Desperate in DC » reviewsRiley, completely out of options, writes to the local advice column about his conflicts regarding his love for Ben. Problem is, Ben's too perceptive for his own good. Slash, BenRiley. CONTINUED!National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 1-22-08 - Riley P. & Ben G. - Complete34. We Couldn't Tell Good reviewsBen's a little lost when Patrick's true identity is revealed in an adventure of being self-aware. Drabbleish.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-29-08 - Patrick G. - Complete35. Taken Too Literally reviewsBen decides to take the knighting by his grandfather a little too seriously, which wouldn't be such a bad thing if Riley hadn't walked in on him. Chaos and silly brotherly fluff ensues. Oneshot.National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 4-7-08 - Ben G. & Riley P. - Complete36. Having Time reviewsWhile home alone one rainy day, Abigail gets an unexpected visit from Agent Sadusky. Oneshot, AbiSadusky.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-12-08 - Abigail C. & P. Sadusky - Complete37. Lonely September reviewsSongFic to Plain White T's song of same name. "Don't say you didn't love me back, 'cause you know you did..." Slash, BenRiley and some BenAbi.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-9-08 - Riley P. & Ben G. - Complete38. Symbolic reviewsBen finds his childhood pair of Converses hidden up in his dad's attic and comes to a deep conclusion, much to the disbelief of Riley. What could be so symbolic about a pair of shoes? Oneshot.National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-29-08 - Ben G. - Complete39. A Parody of Epic Proportions reviewsIf Abigail thought that her party was turning out a little strange before, she was completely sure of it after Conner, the White House curator, showed up with a crazed and not so bright plan to avenge his broken heart.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-22-08 - Abigail C. - Complete40. PaperChain Hearts reviewsIt's Valentine's Day, and everyone knows what that means! Time for some BenRiley Slash fluff!National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-14-08 - Riley P. & Ben G. - Complete41. Hesitation reviewsAU, BoS Riley refuses to let Ben die for the group and switches places with Mitch, only to then tell Ben to leave him behind and save himself. But Ben won't give in that easily. Oneshot Slash BenRileyNational Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-10-08 - Riley P. & Ben G. - Complete42. This is Wrapping Up Quite Nicely » reviewsAfter a huge misunderstanding, McGonagall and Dumbledore grapple with their feelings for each other while McGonagall is in America and Dumbledore helps Snape cope after the first fall of Voldermort, as well as cause some mayhem. MMAD many OCs, other pairsHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,336 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-9-08 - Published: 8-14-07 - Albus D. & Minerva M. - Complete43. Voldemort the Happy Bunny reviewsWhile going to check on a Horcrux, Voldemort takes a wrong turn and gets trapped in a super cheery parallel universe. Can the Dark Lord take the happiness? [Oneshot]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-9-07 - Voldemort - Complete44. In Desperate Need of Someone Solid reviews[Oneshot] Professor Binns is tired of being ignored and lonely, so he tries to find a way to spice up his existance.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-8-07 - Prof. Binns & Sybill T. - Complete45. Legend of Zelda and the Four Swords of the reviews...Twilight in Majora's Minish Ocarina that Wakes Wind in its Spare Time.[ON HIATUS] All the games combine into this one huge spoof. Please RRLegend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-07
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