hey i like musicals, reading, writing, dancing, and acting.I like to travel and learn about history. I like animals, dogs, whales. My goal is to have 6000 words total, at least and I am up to 2764 words! I am more a poet than a writer so expect many songfics and poems from me based on events.

Finished stories - 'Free At Last" "Hopelessly Devoted" ""

Unfinished - "love that Never Dies' and "Happily Ever After" (Newer ones)

Maybe future stories -

Anastasia - don't know what it's about yet

Fruits Basket - ?

Ouran High school Host Club-?

Ever After

Harry Potter

favorites

movies - Newsies, Pirates of the Carribbean, Harry Potter, Ever After, Lord of the Ring, The Miracle Worker, Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights, Wives and Daughters, Titanic, Anastasia, Disney movies, Period drama films, Zombieland, Nightmare before Christmas,

musicals - Wicked, Les Miserables, Big River, Newsies, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, West Side Story, 1776, Little Shop of Horrors, Aida (this rocks too), MEMPHIS!!!!!!! Phantom of the Opera

cartoons- Beauty and the Beast, Anastasia, Pocahontas, The Thief and the Cobbler

actors/ actress - Diego Luna, Elijah Wood, Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe, Tom Felton, Natalie Wood, Anne Hathaway,

books- Harry Potter, Tamora Pierce books, Classics, Sophie kinsella, Phillippa Gregory

anime - Fruits Basket, St. Tail, Sailor Moon, Love Hina, Detective Conan/Case Closed (Japanese title/ US title) Mars, Ouran High School Host Club

Music- Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson, Jojo

TV shows - Everwood, Dawson's Creek, Murder She Wrote, The Waltons, , Little House on the Prarie. Ugly Betty, LOST, Law and Order , Cold Case

RELATIONSHIPS - Ginny/Malfoy, Ginny/Harry, Ron/Hermione, Lilly/James, Kyo/Tohru, Asuka/Meimi, Charlie/Claire

Fav. Quotes-

ANASTASIA - Vladimir : She certainly has a mind of her own. Dimitri : Yeah. I hate that in a woman.

ANASTASIA- Dowager Empress Marie : You were the boy, weren't you - the servant boy who got us out? You saved her life and mine and you restored her to me. Yet you want no reward. Dimitri : Not anymore. Dowager Empress Marie : Why the change of mind? Dimitri : It was more a change of heart. I must go.

ANASTASIA- Anya: Men are such babies.

anastasia - Anastasia : Oh no, not me... nope! No... nobody ever told me I had to prove I was the grand duchess! Dimitri : Look, I... Anastasia : Show up, yes. Look nice, fine. But lie?

ANASTASIA -Anya: Do you really think I'm royalty? Dimitri : You know I do! Anya: Then stop bossing me around!

ANASTASIA - Anya: Years of dreams just can't be wrong!

ANASTASIA - Bartok : Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OUU-WA! And I'd kick her, sir.

ANASTASIA - Dowager Empress Marie : You'll stop at nothing, will you? Dimitri : I'm probably about as stubborn as you are.

ANASTASIA - Sophie : It's a perfect ending. Dowager Empress Marie : No. It's a perfect beginning.

ANASTASIA - Bartok : Oh sure blame the bat, what the heck, we're easy targets.

ANASTASIA - Anastasia : Wha? Hey! Why are you circling me? What were you, a vulture in another life?

ANASTASIA - Rasputin : Bartok! Get me a comb, find some cologne! I want to look my best! Bartok : That might take some work, sir.

ANASTASIA - Bartok : Hey, what happened to the party idea?

ANASTASIA - Bartok : Stress. It's a killer.

ANASTASIA - Bartok : Master! You're alive? Rasputin : In a matter of speaking! Rasputin's eyeball pops out, Bartok catches it Bartok : Whoa, that fell right out there, sir!

ANASTASIA - Dimitri and Anya are learning how to waltz Vladimir : singing It's one-two-three / and suddenly / I see it at a glance / She's radiant / And confident / and born to take this chance. / I taught her well. / I planned it all/ I just forgot... / Romance/ Vlad, how could you do this/ How will we get / through this/ I never should have / let them dance...

ANASTASIA - Dimitri : singing Paris holds the key to her past. / Yes, Princess, I've found / you at last. / No more pretend/ You'll be gone/ That's the end..

ANASTASIA - Dimitri : What are you looking for? Anastasia : The Russian Circus. I think it's still in here.

Little shop of Horrors - Audrey II: Does this look "inanimate" to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want?

little shop of horrors - Seymour: The Audrey Two is not a healthy girl. Mr. Mushnik: Strictly between us - neither is the Audrey One.

Dirty Dancing Havana Nights - Javier: Ok, I'll be the girl!

Dirty Dancing Havana Nights - Katey: Look how they feel the music. James: Oh, they're feeling it alright.

1776 - John Adams: singing in the empty hall Is anybody there?... Does anybody care?... Does anybody see... what I see? Dr. Lyman Hall: Yes, Mr. Adams, I do. John Adams: Dr. Hall, I didn't know anyone was... Dr. Lyman Hall: I'm sorry if I startled you. I couldn't sleep. In trying to resolve my dilemma I remembered something I'd once read, "that a representative owes the People not only his industry, but his judgment, and he betrays them if he sacrifices it to their opinion." He smiles Dr. Lyman Hall: It was written by Edmund Burke, a member of the British Parliament. He walks to the tally board and changes his 'nay' vote to 'yea' on independence

1776 - Standing awkwardly nearby as Jefferson and Martha embrace John Adams: Jefferson, kindly introduce me to your wife. pause John Adams: She is your wife, isn't she? Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Of course she is. Look at the way they fit.

1776- Abigail: I never asked for much, after all, I am Mrs. John Adams. That's quite enough for one lifetime. John Adams: Is it, Abby? Abigail: Well think of it, John, to be married to the man who is always the first in line to be hanged!

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Please Mr. Dickinson, but must you start banging? How is a man to sleep? Laughter from Congress John Dickinson: Forgive me, Dr. Franklin, but must YOU start speaking? How is a man to stay awake? More laughterJohn Dickinson: We'll promise to be quiet - I'm sure everyone prefers that you remained asleep. Dr. Benjamin Franklin: If I'm to hear myself called an Englishman, sir, I assure you I prefer I'd remained asleep. John Dickinson: What's so terrible about being called an Englishman? The English don't seem to mind. Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Nor would I, were I given the full rights of an Englishman. But to call me one without those rights is like calling an ox a bull. He's thankful for the honor, but he'd much rather have restored what's rightfully his. Laughter John Dickinson: When did you first notice they were missing, sir? Laughter

1776 - Adams and Franklin wait expectantly on the street below Jefferson's apartment John Adams: reading a note tossed down from Jefferson "Dear Mr. Adams, I am taking my wife back to bed. Kindly go away. Your obedient, T. Jefferson." Incredible! Dr. Benjamin Franklin: chuckles You know, perhaps I should have written the Declaration. At my age there's little doubt that the pen is mightier than the sword.

1776 - John Adams: Wake up, Franklin, you're going to New Brunswick! Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Half asleep Like hell I am. What for? Hopkins: The whoring and the drinking! Franklin gets up and walks off

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Tell me, Mr. Wilson, when you were a judge, how in hell did you ever make a decision? James Wilson: The decisions I made were based on legality and precendent. But there is no legality here, and certainly no precedent. Dr. Benjamin Franklin: losing his temper Because, it's a new idea, you CLOT! We'll be making our own precedent!

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: As you know, the cause that we support has come to a complete standstill. Now, why do you suppose that is? Richard Henry Lee: Simple! Johnny, here, is obnoxious and disliked!

1776 - John Hancock: I'm concerned over the continued absence of 1/13th of this Congress. Where is New Jersey? John Dickinson: Somewhere between New York and Pennsylvania.

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: If Sam Adams can't put up with you, no one can. John Adams: You're getting at something. Dr. Benjamin Franklin: How can you tell?

1776 - During the vote on independence Dr. Lyman Hall: Mr. President, Georgia seems to be split right down the middle on this issue - the people are against it, and I'm for it. Laughter Dr. Lyman Hall: However, I'm afraid I'm not quite certain whether representing the people means relying on their judgment or on my own. In all fairness, until I can figure that out, I'd better lean a little on their side. Georgia says nay.

1776 - James Wilson: I'm different from you, John. I'm different from most of the men here. I don't want to be remembered.

1776 - Lewis Morris: New York abstains, courteously. Charles Thomson: recording vote New York abstains. Lewis Morris: Courteously.

1776 - Dickinson wants "tyrant" removed from the Declaration Thomas Jefferson: Just a moment, Mr. Thomson. I do not consent. Charles Thomson: But I already scratched it out. Thomas Jefferson: Then scratch it back in! John Hancock: Put it back, Mr. Thomson. The King will remain a tyrant.

1776 - John Dickinson: I trust, Caesar, when you're through converting the poor fellow to independency, you'll give the opposition a fair crack at him. Caesar Rodney: chuckling You're too late, John. Once I get 'em, they're got.

1776 - Edward Rutledge: Mr. Adams, once we achieve independence, who do you propose would govern South Carolina? John Adams: The people, of course. Edward Rutledge: Which people, sir? The people of South Carolina, or the people of Massachusetts?

1776 - John Adams: Oh, Abigail, Abigail, I have such a desire to knock heads together!

1776 - John Dickinson: Tell me, Doctor, where do you stand on the question of... Dr. Lyman Hall: Independence? John Dickinson: Treason. Dr. Lyman Hall: I've no stomach for it. John Dickinson: Ahh, then be careful not to dine with John Adams. Between the fish and the soufflé, you'll find yourself hanging from an English rope. Your servant, sir.

1776 - Thomas Jefferson: They're reading the Declaration. John Adams: Good God. How far have they gotten? Thomas Jefferson: "... to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power." John opens the door to the Chamber Thomson: "... independent of and superior to-" John closes the door

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Those who would give up some of their liberty in order to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

1776 - John Adams: Good God, consider yourselves fortunate that you have John Adams to abuse, for no sane man would tolerate it!

1776 - Congress debates on the Declaration Joseph Hewes: Mr. Jefferson, no where do you mention deep sea fishing rights. John Adams: Oh good god! Fishing rights? How long is this piddling to go on? We have been here for three solid days! We have endured, by my count, more than eighty-five separate changes and the removal of close to four hundred words. Now, would you whip it and beat it 'til you break its spirit? I tell you, that document is a masterful expression of the American mind!

1776 - John Adams: They won't be happy until they remove one of the F's from Jefferson's name!

1776 - McNair: Mr. Hopkins, you'll be pleased to meet Dr. Lyman Hall. Hopkins: I don't need a doctor, damn it. McNair: whispering New delegate from Georgia! Hopkins: whispering Well why didn't you say so?

1776 - Richard Henry Lee: You've come to the one colony that can get job done: Virgina. The land that gave us our glorious commander in chief, George Washington, will now give the congress its proposal on independence. Where Virginia goes the south is bound to follow. And where the south goes, the middle colonies go! Gentlemen, a salute to Virginia, the mother of American independence! John Adams: Incredible, we're free and he hasn't even left yet!

1776 - Speaking of Congress John Adams: Fat George has declared us in rebellion, why in bloody hell can't they?

1776 - John Adams: Now you'll write it, Mr. J. Thomas Jefferson: Who will make me, Mr. A? John Adams: I. Thomas Jefferson: You? John Adams: Yes! Jefferson steps up, towering over Adams, and looks down at him Thomas Jefferson: How? tapping his chest with the quill pen John Adams: By physical force, if necessary.

1776 - Hopkins: Well, in all my years I ain't never heard, seen nor smelled an issue that was so dangerous it couldn't be talked about. Hell yeah! I'm for debating anything. Rhode Island says yea!

1776 - Hancock:Excuse me gentleman if I don't join in on merriment. But if we are arrested now, my name is still the only one on the damn thing!

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Oh John, you can dance! John Adams: We still do a few things in Boston, Franklin.

1776 - John Adams: I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress! And by God, I have had this Congress! For ten years, King George and his Parliament have gulled, cullied, and diddled these colonies with their illegal taxes! Stamp Acts, Townshend Acts, Sugar Acts, Tea Acts! And when we dared stand up like men, they have stopped our trade, seized our ships, blockaded our ports, burned our towns, and spilled our BLOOD! And still, this Congress refuses to grant ANY of my proposals on independence, even so much as the courtesty of open debate! Good God, what in hell are you waiting for?

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a great man before?

1776 -Lewis Morris: Mr. President, have you ever been present at a meeting of the New York legislature? They all speak very loudly and very fast, and nobody listens to anybody else... with the end result that nothing ever gets done. I beg the Congress's pardon.

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Treason is a charge invented by winners as an excuse for hanging the losers. John Adams: scoffs I have more to do than stand here and listen to you quote yourself. Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Oh, that was a new one!

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Revolutions come into this world like bastard children, half improvised and half compromised.

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: If we do not hang together, we shall most assuredly hang separately!

1776 - Abigail: Have you forgotten what you used to say to me, I haven't. Commitment, Abby, commitment. There are only two creatures of value on the face of this earth - those with a commitment and those who acquire the commitment of others. Do you remember John?

1776 - Richard Henry Lee: Therefore I must decline. Respectful..."lee".

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Don't worry, John, the history books will clean it up. John Adams: Hmm... Well, I'll never appear in the history books anyway. Only you. Franklin did this, and Franklin did that, and Franklin did some other damn thing. Franklin smote the ground and out sprang George Washington - fully grown and on his horse. Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod and the three of them, Franklin, Washington and the horse, conducted the entire revolution all by themselves. Dr. Benjamin Franklin: pondering I like it.

1776 - Dr. Benjamin Franklin: A rebellion is always legal in the first person, such as "our rebellion." Is it only in the third person - "their rebellion" - that it becomes illegal.

1776 - Samuel Chase: Answer straight: what would be its purpose? Thomas Jefferson: To place before mankind the common sense of the subject, in terms so plain and firm as to command their assent.

1776 - As they stand on the sidewalk below Jefferson's apartment John Adams: This is positively indecent! Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Oh, John, they're young and they're in love. John Adams: Not them, Franklin. Us! Standing out here, waiting for them to... I mean, what will people think? Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Don't worry, John. The history books will clean it up.

1776 - John Adams: This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend SOMEbody!

1776 - John Adams: God help us. Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Oh, he will, John. He will.

1776 - Adams tries to persuade Jefferson to stay in Philadelphia and write the Declaration of Independence rather than return home to Virginia Thomas Jefferson: Mr. Adams, I have not seen my wife these past six months! I beg of you, Mr. Adams... John Adams: quotes from memory 'And we solemly declare that we will preserve our liberties, being with one mind resolved to die free men rather than to live slaves.' Thomas Jefferson "On the Necessity of Taking Up Arms," 1775. Magnificent! Why, you write ten times better than any man in Congress. Including me. For a man of only thirty-three years, you have a happy talent of composition and a remarkable felicity of expression. Now then sir: will you be a patriot? Or a lover? Thomas Jefferson: A lover.

1776 - Thomson: If any be opposed to the resolution on independence as proposed by the Colony of Virginia signify by saying... John Adams: Mr. President? Thomson: Oh, for heaven's sake, let me get through it once.

1776 - John Dickinson: Don't forget that most men would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor.

1776 - Adams has barged into Jefferson's room, accompanied by Franklin, to read the results of Jefferson's work on the Declaration of Independence John Adams: You've had a whole week, man. Is it done? Can I SEE IT? Jefferson indicates dozens of rejected drafts strewn crumpled about his floor John Adams: Do you mean to say that it is NOT YET FINISHED? Thomas Jefferson: No sir. I mean to say that it is not yet begun. John Adams: Good GOD! A whole week! The entire earth was created in a week! Jefferson turns to face him Thomas Jefferson: Someday, you must tell me how you did it. John Adams: Disgusting.

1776 - John Adams: Well, Franklin, where's that idiot Lee? Is he back yet? I don't see him. Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Softly, John, your voice is hurting my foot. John Adams: One more day, Franklin. Then I shall propose to Congress. That strutting popping-jay was damn sure of himself. He's had time to come back with a dozen proposals by now!

1776 - John Adams: At a stage in life when other men prosper, I'm reduced to living in Philadelphia.

1776 - Jefferson's wife visits, and they retire behind closed doors John Adams: Good God, you don't mean... they're not going to...? In the middle of the afternoon? Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Not everybody's from Boston, John!

1776 - Thomson: calling for a vote Where's Rhode Island? McNair: Rhode Island's out visiting the necessary. Hancock: Well, after what Rhode Island has consumed, I can't say I'm surprised. We'll come back to him, Mr. Thompson. Thomson: Rhode Island passes. Roar of laughter from the Congress

1776 - John Adams: A second flood, a simple famine, plagues of locusts everywhere, or a cataclysmic earthquake, I'd accept with some despair. But no, You sent us Congress! Good God, Sir, was that fair?

1776 - John Dickinson: Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lee, Mr. Hopkins, Dr. Franklin, why have you joined this... incendiary little man, this BOSTON radical? This demagogue, this MADMAN? John Adams: Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE! Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Easy John. John Adams: You cool, considerate men. You hang to the rear on every issue so that if we should go under, you'll still remain afloat! John Dickinson: Are you calling me a coward? John Adams: Yes... coward! John Dickinson: Madman! John Adams: Landlord! John Dickinson: LAWYER! A brawl breaks out

The Miracle Worker - Annie Sullivan: Pity for this tyrant? Is there anything she wants she doesn't get? I'll tell you what I pity... that the sun won't rise and set for her all her life, and every day you're telling her it will. What you and your pity do will destroy her, Captain Keller.

The Thief and the Cobbler - The Thief: as Tack, asleep, sews parts of the Thief's cloak together He's stitchin' me up like a boot! Sorry kid, this boot was made for walkin'.

Newsies - Spot Conlon: Your honor, I object. Judge: On what grounds? Spot Conlon: On the grounds of Brooklyn, your honor.

Newsies - Racetrack: You know that hot tip I told you about? Jack: Yeah. Racetrack: Nobody told the horse.

Newsies - Mush: Howdya sleep, Jack? Jack: On me back, Mush.

Newsies - Pulitzer: You know what I was doing at your age boy? I was in a war. A civil war. Jack: Yeah, I heard of it. So did you win.

Newsies - Jack: So this real snooty mug says to me, "You can't see Mr. Pulitzer. Nobody see Mr. Pulitzer." Real hoity-toity. You know the type. Les: Real hoity-toity. Jack: So that's when I said, "Listen I ain't in the habit of transactin' no business with office boys. So tell Pulitzer, Jack Kelly's here to see him now." Les: That's when they threw us out.

Newsies - Jack: We gotta be, uh... what's the woid? (does a weird hand motion to Davey to get his point across) Davey: Ambassadors? Jack: YEAH! You guys gotta be em-bastards!

Newsies - Race: Oh, you mean Jack Kelley! Yeah, he was here. But he put an egg in his shoe and beat it!

Pirates of the Carribbean - Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft. Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles. Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles. Will Turner: What did he use for rope? Jack Sparrow: from beside them Human hair. pause Jack Sparrow: From my back.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Elizabeth: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean. Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Elizabeth is being laced into a corset Governor Swann: t Elizabeth, how's it coming? Elizabeth: It's difficult to say. Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London. Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.

Pirates of the carribbean - Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain. Elizabeth: You like pain? hits pirate in the head with a pole Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.

Pirates of the Carribean - Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island? Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Will Turner: It's not your blood they needed. It was my father's blood. My blood... the blood of a pirate.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Elizabeth: You're despicable. Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Jack Sparrow: looking at all the swords Who makes all these? Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day. Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot! Jack! Mother's love! You should know it's bad luck to wake a man when he's sleeping. Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from a man who did the waking. Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it. Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake. Will Turner: That was for the smell.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, looks at Jack's sword Norrington: and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack. Jack Sparrow: You're welcome. Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Pirates of the Carribbean - Jack Sparrow: Take what you can... Mr. Gibbs: Give nothing back.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Elizabeth in rowing boat heading toward shore Elizabeth: Bloody Pirates. back aboard the Dauntless, Ragetti sees the Pearl sailing away Ragetti: Is it supposed to be doing that? Pintel: They're stealing our ship. Ragetti: Bloody Pirates!

Pirates of the Carribbean - Jack Sparrow: Scarlet. She slaps him Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that. A blond woman approaches Jack Sparrow: Giselle. Giselle: Who was she? Jack Sparrow: What? She slaps him Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

Pirates of the Carribbean - after Jack steals the Interceptor Officer: That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen. Norrington: So it would seem.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... It would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will... Nice hat.

Pirates of the Carribbean - The other pirates come upon Jack Sparrow in the cave Pintel: You? You're supposed to be dead. Jack Sparrow: Looks himself up and down Am I not?

Pirates of the Carribbean - Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Pirates of the Carribbean - Mullroy: Not breathing. Jack Sparrow: Move. Jack slits the ties on Elizabeth's corset and rips it off, causing Elizabeth to regain consciousness, and spit out a lot of water Mullroy: Never would have though of that. Jack Sparrow: Clearly you've never been to Singapore.

Harry Potter II - Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Harry Potter II - Draco Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses? Harry: disguised as Goyle Uhh... Reading. Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Harry Potter II - Ron: Follow the spiders. Follow the spiders. If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him.

Harry Potter II - Mrs. Weasley: Your sons drove that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night. Arthur Weasley: To the boys Did you really? How did it go? Mrs. Weasley hits him Arthur Weasley: I mean, that was very wrong indeed boys. Very wrong of you.

Harry Potter II - Prof. Sprout: Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs. Seamus Finnigan: No, ma'am, he's fainted. Prof. Sprout: pauses and sighs Yes, well, just leave him there.

Harry Potter II - Gilderoy Lockhart: Hello. Who are you? Ron: Ron Weasley. Gilderoy Lockhart: Really? And, er, who am I? Ron: to Harry Lockhart's Memory Charm backfired. He hasn't got a clue who he is. Gilderoy Lockhart: picks up a rock It's an odd place isn't it? Do you live here? Ron: takes rock from Lockhart No. hits Lockhart on the head with rock, knocking him out

Harry Potter II - Neville Longbottom: Why is it always me?

Harry Potter II - Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be? Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door. Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you? Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.

Harry Potter II - Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Harry Potter II - Ron: in high voice My wand. Look at my wand. Harry: Be thankful it's not your neck.

Harry Potter II - Harry: It's a snake skin. Ron: Bloody hell. Whoever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more. Gilderoy Lockhart passes out Ron: to Harry Heart of a lion, this one.

Harry Potter II - Hermione: Look. Hagrid's our friend, why don't we just go and ask him about it? Ron: Oh, that'd be a cheerful visit. "Ello Hagrid! Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?" Hagrid has walked up behind them Hagrid: Mad and hairy? Yer wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya? Ron, Hermione, Harry: No.

Harry Potter II - Draco Malfoy: Scared, Potter? Harry: You wish.

Harry Potter II - Harry: Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car.

Harry Potter II - Harry: There's no Hogwarts without you Hagrid.

Harry Potter II - Hermoine: Do you think he's alright? Ron: Who cares?

Harry Potter II - Crabbe and Goyle eat the floating Sleeping Draught cupcakes Ron: How thick can you get?

Harry Potter I - Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled. Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.

Harry Potter I - in the Devil's Snare Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster! Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Harry Potter I - after Hermione and Harry sink in the Devil's Snare, Ron is still panicking Hermione: He's not relaxing, is he? Harry: Apparently not. Hermione: I remember reading about this in Herbology... Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare..."It's deadly fun, but will sulk in the sun" that's it! Devil's Snare hates sunlight! Luna Solem! She exerts a type of sunlight from her wand. Ron falls to the ground below Ron: (sigh) Lucky we didn't panic. Harry: Lucky Hermione pays attention in herbology.

Harry Potter I - Ron: What do they think they're doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school? Hermione: You don't use your eyes, do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on? Ron: I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads... or maybe you didn't notice? There were three!

Harry potter III - Harry: reading from the map "Messrs Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

" Harry Potter III - Harry: Professor Lupin is having a seriously rough night.

Harry Potter III - Ron: when Harry and Hermione reappear But, you were just there! I... I was talking to you there! And now you're there! Hermione: What's he talking about Harry? Harry: I dunno. Honestly Ron, how can people be in two places at once?

Les Miserables - Fantine: I had a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.

Les Miserables - Fantine has become a prostitute to support her daughter Cosette Fantine: Come on Captain, you can wear your shoes! Don't it make a change to have a girl who can refuse? Easy money, lying on a bed... Just as well they never see the hate that's in your head! Don't they know they're making love to one already dead?

Les Miserables - Fantine: Come with me, where chains will never bind you. All your grief at last, at last behind you. Lord in Heaven, look down on him in Mercy. Jean Valjean: Forgive me all my trespasses and take me to your glory.

West Side Story - Maria: My brother is a silly watchdog! Bernardo: Ah, my sister is a precious jewel! Anita: What am I, cut glass?

West Side Story - Maria: All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and Riff. Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate!

West Side Story - The Girls: Singing I like to be in America, OK by me in America, everything free in America... Bernardo: Singing For a small fee in America!

West Side Story - singing Bernardo: I'd like to go back to San Juan. Anita: I know a boat you can get on!

West Side Story - Maria: If Chino hurts him, if he touches him, I swear to you I'll... Anita: You'll do what Tony did to Bernardo? Maria: I love Tony. Anita: I know. I loved Benardo.

West Side Story - Maria: singing I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!

7th Heaven - Ruthie: You're the worst babysitter I ever had. Simon: That's not what you said two hours ago. Ruthie: Yeah, well that was before you made me wear the staircase.

Little House on The Prarie - Nellie Oleson: Hello, Laura. Laura Ingalls: Hi, Nellie. Nellie Oleson: Willie told me all about your class project. How's yours coming? Laura: I haven't started it yet. Nellie Oleson: I see. It must be very hard tracing all your relatives. Names and everything. Have to spend all that time in the forest or wherever it is you're from. Laura: It's called the Big Woods and I'll manage thank you. Nellie Oleson: You know the Oleson family goes all the way back to royalty. We come from heads of state and titles for most of my relatives. Laura: Like Nero and Ivan the Terrible?

Little House on The Prarie - Laura Ingalls: Why don't you give like the rest of the children. Nellie Oleson: My mother say's we're not like the rest of the children! Laura: I suppose she's right.

Little House on The Prarie - Mrs. Oleson: Laura Ingalls! Where is the filthy animal! Laura: Nellie you're mother wants you! (Laura pushes Nellie down the hill in her wheelchair) You're a good friend, Nellie! A good friend! Nellie's wheelchair rolls down the hill and she lands in a horse trough. She stands up, completely wet Mrs. Oleson: My baby...It's a miracle...(She faints)

Nellie Oleson: What's so secretive? Laura Ingalls: Nothing. Nellie Oleson: Whispering's rude! Laura Ingalls: So is listening in on the people who are doing it!

Little House on The Prarie - discussing the birth of Caroline Ingalls' fourth child Mrs. Oleson: Well, in my case, Nellie and Willie were MORE than enough. Caroline Ingalls: In the case of Nellie and Willie, Mrs. Oleson, I'd have to agree with you.

Little Women - Laurie: Someday, you'll meet a man. A good man. And you'll love him tremendously. Jo: No...no... Laurie: Yes you will, you will...and you will live and die for him. And I'll be hanged, if I stand by and watch!

Little Women - Laurie: What do those girls do over there all day? John Brooke: Over the mysteries of female life there is drawn a veil, best left undisturbed.

Little Women - Jo: If I weren't going to be a writer I'd go to New York and pursue the stage. Are you shocked? Laurie: Very.

Little Women - Laurie: I have loved you since the moment I clamped eyes on you. What could be more reasonable than to marry you? Jo: We'd kill each other. Laurie: Nonsense! Jo: Neither of us can keep our temper- Laurie: I can, unless provoked. Jo: We're both stupidly stubborn, especially you. We'd only quarrel! Laurie: I wouldn't! Jo: You can't even propose without quarreling.

Little Women - Laurie: I'm quite taken by that one. Jo: That's Meg! Laurie: Meg. Jo: That's my sister. She's completely bald in front.

Brother Bear - Rutt: I can't believe you totaled a mammoth. Tuke: Hey, that mountain came out of nowhere.

Brother Bear - Tanana: I don't speak "bear".

Brother Bear - to his brother Rutt: Sorry! You've been replaced with my dear brother... gee, I forget you name, what's your name again...? Koda: I don't want anymore brothers. Rutt: See? He's had enough of you too, eh.

Brother Bear - Kenai: Okay, okay, Heh... Koda... I uh... I... I gotta get goin'... Koda: Well, when you come back, we can go... Kenai: I... I won't be coming back. Koda: What? Why not? Kenai: Because... well... it's hard to explai... Tug: You're leaving? Kenai: GAH! UH, NO! Well I uh... I mean yes. Uh... well it's just that I... I don't... I don't belong here. Tug: "Don't belong"? EVERY bear belongs here.

Brother Bear - Kenai: You ready? Denahi: For what? Kenai: We're going after the bear. Denahi: I know what you're feeling but... but killing that bear is wrong. Kenai: Wrong? Our brother is dead and it's because of THAT monster. Denahi: I don't blame the bear, Kenai.

Brother Bear - Rutt: You wouldn't like us, eh. We're really gamey. Tuke: Ya... eat hoof for brains over there. Rutt: Oh nice, eh. Pinecone breath! Tuke: Crusty tail! Rutt: Twig legs! Tuke: Big nose! Rutt: gasp Tuke: ...sorry. Rutt: You went too far that time.

Brother Bear - arguing with his echo Ram: Shut up! Echo: Shut up! Ram: No, you shut up! Echo: No, you shut up! later Ram: tired No... YOU shut up! Echo: No... YOU shut up!

Brother Bear - about receiving his totem Kenai: Yeah, I'll probably get, like, a sabretooth tiger for bravery, or strength, or greatness, you know, something that fits me... Denahi: How about a mammoth for your fat head? Just make sure you get that basket tied up. Kenai: Don't worry! No stupid bear's gonna get anywhere near this fish! Denahi: Just tie it up.

Brother Bear - on Denahi's totem and Kenai's totem Kenai: I guess the spirits messed up on both of our totems. Sitka: You know I felt the same way when Tanana gave me mine. Kenai: Get out of here. Sitka: No, really. I said, "The eagle of guidance? What does that mean?"... But now that I'm older, I know it's about being a leader... and keeping an eye on you two. Kenai: ...I just want to get my hand print on that wall. Sitka: Just be patient Kenai. When you live by your totem... you will. Kenai: Really? Sitka: Guarantee it.

Brother Bear - Tuke: I love... dew. Rutt: I love dew too.

Brother Bear - Kenai: You want to know what I did this year? I went on the longest, hardest, most exhausting journey I have ever been on, with the biggest pain in the neck I have ever met. But what do you expect from a little brother? noogies Koda

Brother Bear - Brother Bear - Denahi as an Old Man: This is a story from long ago, when the great mammoths still roamed our lands. It's the story of my two brothers and me. When the three of us were young, we were taught that the world is full of magic. The source of this magic is the ever-changing lights that dance across the sky. The shaman woman of our village told us that these lights are the spirits of our ancestors, and that they had the power to make changes in our world. Small things become big. Winter turns to spring. One thing always changes into another. But the greatest change I ever saw was that of my brother. A boy who desperately wanted to be a man...

Brother Bear - Koda: If the snow's white, then it's all right. Yellow or green, it's just not clean. I learned that one the hard way.

Brother Bear - Kenai tells Denahi he wants to remain a bear to watch over Koda Kenai: But... Denahi... Denahi: It's all right, Kenai. No matter what you choose, you'll always be my little brother. they hug and Kenai transforms back into a bear Denahi: Whoa... Did I say little?

Brother Bear - Kenai tells Denahi his choice to stay a bear and look after Koda Kenai: He needs me. Denahi: You know, you did look better as a bear...

Brother Bear - Tanana: Kenai, love is the most precious of totems. It reveals itself in unexpected ways.

Brother Bear - Koda: When I get in a fight, I go all crazy, and I'm a raging ball of brown fur!

Brother Bear - Tanana: You left too soon, Sitka. Your brothers need your guidance.

Brother Bear -Koda: Hey, I don't wanna brag or nothing, but I got some moves. Kenai: Oh, really? Koda: Yeah. Now, this first one, well... it's just a little something I like to call... the Slasher. And this, I call... Flying Fury of Death. Kenai: mock terror Ah! The hunter's coming back. Koda: Aah! Where?

Brother Bear - after a caribou stampede Kenai: Never try to milk a caribou.

Brother Bear - Koda: asleep Two more months, Mom..

Brother Bear - Kenai screams when he sees a bunch of bears Kenai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh... huh?

Blonde Bear: Bear - Hey, you're stirrin' up the water dude... Tug: Yeah, try not to scare off the fish there buddy.

Brother Bear - Tanana: Kenai, I have been to the mountain where the lights touch the earth, and the Great Spirits have revealed to me your totem. To become a man, your actions must be guided by one thing: Your totem is... love. Yes, love. Kenai: The bear of love? Tanana: A love that connects and unites all living things. Kenai looks back to see Denahi laughing silently at him Kenai: whispering Who wants to trade? Tanana: There is NO trading! smacks him over the head

Brother Bear - Young Goose: Are we there yet? Goose: Don't make me turn this formation around!

Brother Bear - Rutt: Oh, gee! I think he's seen us, eh! Now what? Tuke: Act like we're not here. Rutt: Oh. Ah, we're not here!

Brother Bear - to Kenai, stuck in a trap and hanging from a tree Koda: What are you doing? Guess you didn't see the trap, huh? I saw it from a mile away! You must be pretty embarrassed! Don't worry... I won't tell anyone! Kenai: What? Koda: You need to get down! Let me help... he starts hitting Kenai with a stick Kenai: Oh, wait wait wait wait wait wait... OW! Koda: Hold still! Kenai: No, just (Ow!) Stop it! (Ow! Ooh!) Would you just (Ow!) Get... get... hey... STOP IT! Koda: It's no use. The only way to get down is to chew your own foot off!

Brother Bear - Koda: ...my eyes were watering, and my tongue was swollen, and from that moment on, I was more careful about what I lick!

Brother Bear - Kenai: Don't DO that! Koda: Scared you, didn't I? Kenai: There's scared... and then there's surprised. Koda: And you were both! Whoa... he looks away for a second, hinting for Kenai to try. Kenai gives his best effort at roaring Koda: Nice try. Uh, you got a little spit right there...

Brother Bear - about hunters Koda: Why do they hate us, Kenai? Kenai: We're bears. Koda: So? Kenai: So... you know how they are! They're... they're killers. Koda: Wait a minute, who's the killers? Kenai: Bears. Koda: What? Which bears? I'm not like that, and you're not like that! Kenai: Well, obviously not all bears, I mean, you're okay, but most bears... most bears will look for any excuse to attack a human. Koda: But Kenai, he attacked us!

Brother Bear - telling stories at Salmon Run Koda: This year, I watched my Mom in a life and death struggle against all odds, battling possibly the most fiercest creature on the face of the earth. Okay, who's next?

Brother Bear - last lines Denahi as an Old Man: My brother Kenai went on to live with Koda and the other bears. He taught me that love is very powerful. And I passed on the wisdom of his story to my people. The story of a boy who became a man... by becoming a bear.

Brother Bear - Tuke: Do you wanna play "I Spy"? Rutt: Yeah. Tuke: Okay, I spy something... green. Rutt: Tree? Tuke: Ohh! Rutt: Okay, my turn. I spy something... tall. Tuke: Tree. Rutt: Ohh! Tuke: My turn. I spy something... with bark. Rutt: Tree. Tuke: Ohh! Rutt: Okay, I spy something... a vertical log. Tuke: Tree. Rutt: Ohh! Tuke: Okay, I spy... Rutt: Tree! Tuke: Ohh! Rutt: Okay... Tuke: Tree! Rutt: But I didn't spy anything! Tuke: It counts! pause Rutt: Tree! Tuke: Ohh, let's play something else.

Brother Bear - Koda: Oh, that reminds me! Last year at the Salmon Run, my friend Bucky TOTALLY dared me, but I'd heard about this OTHER cub who stuck HIS tongue to an iceberg, and then he started to float away, and so to save him, they had to like rip off his tongue, and so, now he hath to tog like thith all a time!

Brother Bear - Koda: Boy, that tree is strong, huh? You know, when I was little, I was really into climbing trees! All kinds of trees! I climbed pine trees, oak trees, cedar trees, maple trees, there were birch trees, willow trees...

Brother Bear - Chipmunk: Well, they were right here a second ago, and now they're gone! Second Chipmunk: with stuffed cheeks Yeah... that's really weird, huh? Chipmunk: So, you're telling me YOU didn't eat 'em, and you have NO IDEA where they are? Kenai: H-hey! You! You just talked! Chipmunk: J-just... b-back away... real slow-like... Kenai: How'd you DO that? The Second Chipmunk spits out a mouthful of acorns and they both run away Chipmunk: I KNEW you had them in there!

Brother Bear - Tanana: When each of us comes of age, the Great Spirits reveal to us a totem that helps guide us through our lives. Some of us use courage to guide us, others patience. And, smugly Tanana: some of us, beauty...

Brother Bear - Singer: Great Spirits of all who lived before/ Take our hands and lead us/ Fill our hearts and souls with all you know/ Show us that in your eyes/ we are all the same/ Brothers to each other/ In this world we remain/ truly brothers all the same.

Brother Bear - holding Denahi and Kenai back from fighting each other Sitka: Now, the quicker we get these fish, the faster we're gonna get to your ceremony. So let's all just try and get along for a few hours! Okay, Denahi? Denahi: Whatever you say! Sitka: Okay, Ken- notices he isn't holding Kenai anymore Kenai: already in his boat So? What are we waiting for?

Brother Bear - looking at a cave painting of a hunter stalking a bear Koda: Those monsters are real scary. Especially with their sticks.

Brother Bear - Bo: I guess it's our turn. This is the year I met the MOST gorgeous... Nookie: No... YOU'RE gorgeous. Bo: You're gorgeous... -ER. Tug: Get a cave. Igor: Oy. starts speaking in his language Mabel: If only EDGAR was alive. Edgar: I told you woman I'm right here.

Brother Bear - Tuke is "driving" a mammoth Tuke: Get out, eh. I'm driving. Rutt: Wha... when can I have a turn, eh? Tuke: It's not as easy as it looks. Now just watch what I do, okay? Rutt: Well, let's get a back seat or something. It looks like ya hunted me.

Brother Bear - Denahi: Killing that bear won't make you a man. Kenai: Oh NOW you're trying to be wise? Denahi: I'm trying to follow my totem. Why can't you do the same? Kenai: You really think love has anything to do with being a man? A MAN wouldn't just sit here and do nothing.

Brother Bear - about Denahi Sitka: Hey bonehead, just because his totem is wisdom doesn't mean he's wise. I mean, look at him. Denahi: Kenai loves me, he loves me not... Denahi upsets a dog and backs away Denahi: Whoa. Girls: Hi, Denahi. Denahi: Uh, hi... he backs into the dog and gets bitten in the rear Sitka, Kenai: Oooh.

Brother Bear - after Kenai got his totem "The Bear of Love" Denahi: THERE he is. Ha ha! Come here, lover boy. Denahi gives Kenai a noogie Kenai: Leave me alone. Denahi: Aw, Kenai wait... I'm sorry. Kenai: ...what? Denahi: Your totem... I think it's really great. Kenai: You do? Denahi: Yeah. And I made you something... Kenai: Really? Denahi throws a band of flowers on his head Denahi: Now when you skip around loving everybody... you'll smell so sweet! Sitka: WELL, isn't this nice. Instead of fighting you're giving each other flowers. Denahi: Yeah. Isn't it lovely? He's so in touch with his totem already! Sitka: Hey dog breath, go take care of the fish. Denahi: Sure. while prancing around throwing flowers Denahi: Kenai loves me, he loves me not. Kenai loves me, he loves me not...

Brother Bear - Kenai: Enough with the stories. I don't care about the time you and Binky found the world's biggest pine cone ever. Koda: First of all, his name's Bucky, not Binky. And Second, it wasn't a pine cone, it was a pine nut, and it was huge, even bigger than your fat head.

Brother Bear - Tuke: How's it going, bear? Kenai: Don't call me that. Tuke: Sorry, um... Mister Bear?

Brother Bear - after Kenai has been changed into a bear Tanana: looking at his paws, fur, tail, muzzle, etc Hmm, strange. The spirits don't usually make these kind of changes! Oh, m... looks inside his mouth Tanana: Oh, my, my, my my... Sitka must have something really big planned for you, yup, yup, yup. You're gonna get a whole new perspective on things! Oh, do you see in black and white, or color?

Brother Bear - Koda: Mom says the spirits make all the magical changes in the world, like how the leaves change color, or how the moon changes shape, or tadpoles change into frogs... Kenai: Yeah, I get it. You know, for a change, maybe they could just leave things alone. Koda: What do you mean? Kenai: My brother's a spirit, and if it wasn't for him I... I wouldn't be here. Koda: You have a brother up there? What happened to him? Kenai: He was killed by a bea... by a monster. Koda: What's your brother's name? Kenai: Sitka. Koda: Thanks, Sitka. If it weren't for you, I would have never met Kenai. I always wanted a brother.

Brother Bear - Kenai: Hey, I've got a mountain to get to. Let's go, kid. Koda: I told you before. My name's Koda. Say it with me... Ko-da. Kenai: Are you sure your mom didn't ditch you, Ko-duh?

Brother Bear - Tug: Okay, let's see... the most interesting thing that happened to me this year... hmm... I have to... Oh! I know, I know, I know, listen to this: I'd say it was when I finally knocked down that tree that was blocking the view from my cave. Now I got a family of chipmunks staying at my place!

Brother Bear - Kenai: I'm not a bear. I hate bears. Rutt: Well, gee, eh, you're one big beaver.

Brother Bear - Mabel: This year, I lost my dear husband, Edgar. Edgar: Stop tellin' everyone I'm dead!

Brother Bear - as Kenai transforms into a bear Spirit Voices: in Inuit Come with me, I'll take you now to a place that you fear. For no reason why, your heart has turned away from me, and I will make you understand. Everything will become clear to you when you see things through another's eyes. Everything will become clear to you whatever's meant for you, you will find. Come with me, I'll take you there to a place where you'll see everything you need to be the one you need to be, and all of those things that you feared will disappear from you in time.