Ok, so, you're probably here because we left you a review and you are currently going, "HUH?"

Yeah, we get that a lot. Ok, here's an explanation-
I'm Kirah. This is technically my account, as I created it, and I'm usually the one doing the typing, but that doesn't stop other people from occasionally stealing it, most frequently my sister.
And I'm Ruth. We're twins, if we didn't mention that. Identical, actually, though in real life you can tell us apart (most people are lazy, however, so at this point we just answer to each other's names.) I do have an account sitting around somewhere on ff.net, but most frequently I just borrow Kirah's. If you're one of the few people who doesn't know this already, we write joint reviews all the time where we talk to each other as much as to the author and sometimes actually get something constructive done. Sometimes.
For clarity's sake - because we don't mean to confuse you, really, we just end up doing so anyways - Kirah's going to type the rest of this.

Ok, so, other people who have shown up in our reviews:
Ocean is my cousin, who hasn't showed up in reviews for a while because just reviewing with me was dificult; reviewing with me and my sister is damn near impossible. For some bizzare reason, she usually shows up in the same reviews as Hikaru and Kaoru (much to her chagrin).
Cassie, Dan, and Kayda are my best friends, and for those who were wondering- Yes, Dan is gay. Oh yeah, and these three are the only ones that have ever actually helped me type a review- and Ocean, a couple times, but years ago and for fandoms I'm not even in anymore. (And Ruth, obviously.)
Kayla and Kristi are my friends from school and are yet another pair of twins (so are Heather and Courtney, but as of yet they have not had a cameo appearance, possibly because Courtney hates me). As far as I know, they don't read fanfiction, so any depictions of them are completely my own imagination. (A RANDOM UPDATE: Kayla reads fanfiction now, so she, at least, will be showing up more often.) Nikki is another friend from school who happened to mention that she wanted to show up in reviews, so she does. Not often.
Anyone else who shows up is probably a real character from a series you've never heard of... Axel and Demyx (from Kingdom Hearts), Hikaru and Kaoru (another pair of identical twins from Ouran High School Host Club), random Transformers (which I blame entirely on Crimson Starlight), Rachel (who is actually an OC from the story "The Games of the Gods"... which you should go read) and Glorfindel (from LOTR) are the only ones I can think of who've shown up.

There. Did that answer your questions? And, since you took all the time to look at my profile and find out what the heck I was rambling on about, do you want to read some of my stories now?

Random Update: I went back and re-read my stuff and determined that my Inuyasha fanfiction sucks. Bad. But I'm not taking it down because Inuyasha was the first fandom I wrote to (though not read- that was LOTR) and so it holds some sentimental value... don't question me. Anyways, I now have an official editor (yay Kayda!) and a plot that I may actually finish for an Inu fanfic. It involves an OC, unfortunately, but hey, whatever. Enjoy it.

Random Update (the second): Huzzah for hypocrisy! I have- completely, irrevocably, utterly- fallen in love with the Sirius/Remus pairing. I'm pretty sure that not 6 months ago I had a rant up here about how much I hated all Harry Potter slash. To my (slight) defense, Sirius/Remus is the only slash pairing in that fandom that I like (making the grand total of yaoi/slash pairings I'm a fan of go all the way up to... three). Argh. I'm furious with myself for liking them, but... hey, whatever.

Random Update (the third!): OH MY GOD I'M FAMOUS. Well. Not famous. But I left a (rather insane) review for someone, and got a reply of "Oh my gosh, you're Kirah and Ruth! I've heard of you!" SOMEONE HAS HEARD OF ME. AAAH.
You have no idea how happy I am. I'm getting recognition for being completely insane.

Random Update (The... fourth?): Not that any of you care, or are actually reading this, but 'huzzah for hypocrisy' again. Ruth has managed to make me read Roxas/Axel, and I can... tolerate it now.
And I (Ruth) can, and will, tolerate Axel/Demyx if it's well-written.

Random Update the WHO CARES: Well, Ruth and I now have seperate accounts! Which is not to say that we're abandoning this one; we have far too many fans. But if anyone cares, Demonic Seraphim is Kirah and Angelic Seraphim is Ruth. (Yes, it's a play on the good twin/evil twin thing.) Kirah's posted one thing so far and I (Ruth, obviously) have posted two. Yes, 'Who Knew' was written by me. I'm leaving it up on here because it got way more views.

So... hm... as if this isn't long enough already (but hey, no one reads these things!), let's do random facts!

Kirah:
Age: 15 (Ruth is older by a whole five minutes and never lets me forget it)
Gender: Female (Uh, duh?)
Favorite Bands: Paramore, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Skillet, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Ataris, Gym Class Heroes, Boys Like Girls, and other stereotypical rock stuff. The only genres I can't stand are acid rock and hardcore rap - other than that, if it's catchy, I'll like it. OH, and I listen to Europop/Eurodance, like Smile DK, Aqua (a tiny bit), Caramell, etc. It makes me hyper. I also listen to Japanese pop, i.e. Boa, Chieko Kawabe, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt (which really doesn't fit with the others, but blame Dan for that one.)
Favorite Fandoms: Harry Potter, Lord of the Ring, Ouran High School, Kingdom Hearts ( Current obsession), Inuyasha, Transformers, Twilight, Chrono Crusade, Fruits Basket... and that's just scratching the surface.
Favorite Pairings (Warning: Subject to change without notice): SIRIUS/REMUS, Axel/Roxas, Sora/Riku, Axel/Demyx (occasionally, occasionally, please don't kill me...), Demyx/Zexion (I'm almost ashamed of myself for giving in here), Sora/Kairi or Roxas/Namine if it's really well-written, Larxene/Olette (Do not. Question me.), Olette/Namine (this works, in a very bizzare sort of way), Edward/Bella, Link/Midna (YOU WILL NEVER WIN, KAYDA, NEVER!), Link/Zelda in any universe except Twilight Princess, Crowley/Aziraphale, Tamaki/Kyouya, Tamak/Haruhi, Hikaru/Kaoru in a... non-twincesty way? Hey, I'm an identical twin here, I'm kind of obligated. Jazz/Prowl (Entirely Crimson Startlight's fault), Harry/Hermione (I will remain in denial forever), Remus/Tonks... maybe. If Remus is even slightly happy, then I think Sirius would be okay with it, so sure. Oh, and JAMES/LILY, duh.
Stupid side note, The Shoebox Project is the best fanfiction ever and I owe Zoe my soul (and Ruth does too, by proxy) for introducing me to it. I owe Zoe my soul for a lot of things.

Ruth:
Age: 15 (obviously. I'm older, though!) (By five minutes, Ruth. Give it up.)
Gender: F (if you read kirah's bio you would know that.)
Favorite Bands: Almost everything that Kirah likes, with the exception of European music (which makes me gag) and her strange occasional obsession with jazz, which she neglected to mention. Almost anything mainstream that has a beat, a melody, and lyrics that aren't half-bleeped out, I'll like.
Favorite Fandoms: Just go re-read kirah's, I'm lazy. Except fruit's basket. I never read that one.
Favorite Books: TOO MANY TO MENTION. Both of us compulsively read anything and everything that has words, and if you recommend a book we'll probably read it just for kicks. So... the Twilight series was the best, most romantic series ever... Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are a given, anything manga, and also random classics that there really isn't fanfiction for, like Shakespeare, To Kill a Mockingbird, etc. One of these days we're going to kill ourselves from reading all this stuff.
Favorite Pairings: ...Nyugh, I am lazy. Kirah typed up most of them, so just assume that most of those pairings I like as well, with the exception of stuff like Axel/Demyx, Remus/Tonks... whatever, I am bored of this.

Well! Now that that ridiculously long at utterly pointless biography is out of the way, we bring you:

Le Quotes!

"PENIS!" "CHICKEN!" -Dan & Cassie

"Dan, what in mother-fucking Sam hell is wrong with you?" -Kirah (borrowed from Crimson Starlight, I think)

"THE PINK FUZZY BUNNIES ARE ATTACKING ME!" -Ocean (she's not as sane as she sounds)

"Um... like, a cyclops? Isn't that, like, a hurricane?" -Kayla Adams (Yeah, she's blonde. Really blonde.)

"Hey, Kirah? Is Paris in Italy?"
O.o "Um... no, Brittany. Paris is in France."
"Oh. Well, is that, like, really far away from Italy?"
"Er, yes."
"So if I went to Italy, I couldn't see the Eifel Tower?"
(Mildly amazed she knows the Eifel Tower is in Paris) "No, you couldn't."
-Brittany Schwarz-something & Kirah, respectively. (Her and Kayla are best friends. Can you tell?)

"I'm going to use a really big word in the prescence of preps today, just to make their brains explode."
"Oh, don't do that."
"Why not?"
"You'll get prep brains all over your shirt. Those are murder to get out." -Dan & Kirah (respectively)

"Sirius and Remus are just one of those crack pairings we all have. It's like Nagina and Voldemort- Sick and wrong beyond all measure and even illegal in some states, but we just cant look away from the train wreck." - Kayda

"I hope Sirius comes back to life, because death by drapery is the sadest way to die ever." -Kayda again

"DIE, EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, DIE!" -Ruth

"Oh yeah? Well I am a silver and blue dragon that burns you to a crisp, destroys all your belongings, and looks stylish at the same time. Can you beat that? No. You can't." -Jessica A.

"I know Tamaki's full name now! It's Rene Tamaki Richard Grantaine... and I suppose Souh now."
"He has a very long name... it must be difficult to write on his underwear."
"What?"
"Well, it would! Or maybe he has a stamp..." -Kirah & Kayda

"I am still trying to figure out why Mori has a chick in his pocket."
"Because he secretly wants to be a farmer."
"...Huh?"
"Well, why else would be be carrying poultry in his pocket?" -Kirah and Kayda (again... we have the most brilliant conversations)

"So, which one of you is the evil twin?"
"Huh?"
"You or Kirah? Which one of you is evil?"
"...The jury's still out on that one." - Dan & Ruth

"Kirah, you're the evil twin."
"I'm the evil twin? Why?"
"You just are."
"...I think I'm offended. Should I be offended?"
"Probably." - Kayla (not-Adams) & Kirah

"And this is when life decides that it hates me, because it starts to hail. But not just regular hail, oh no - giant-chunks-of-death, quick-where's-a-virgin-to-sacrafice-we-have-to-appease-the-gods hail." - Elly

"What does a page turner do?"
... O.o "It blows up the freaking stage, what the hell do you think it does!"
"Seriously?" - Kayla Adams and Kayda

"FLOORS ARE FOR THE WEAK!" -Kayda

I was born on the day of Axel+Roxas+Demyx
In the month of Vexen
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin
And I'm Demyx + Zexion years old or, Axel + Saix, or many other combinations.
My favorite number is Saix
But my lucky number is Axel + Roxas
If you get it, put your own on your profile XD.