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Author has written 15 stories for Labyrinth, Pride and Prejudice, Greek Mythology, Harry Potter, and Star Trek: 2009. There are some years that ask questions, and some years that answer. Last year, the question was, "What the hell??" This year, the answer is, "THE HELL IS YOUR LIFE." That's a pretty accurate summary of 2012 right there. I had a good run here, but I think it safe to say that any unfinished fics still posted are going to stay that way indefinitely. I've pretty much retired from fanfiction in favor of poking at wholly original work. Last year was... kind of expensive, because it's not much of a stretch to say I was literally dying for a few parts of it, and emergency surgery is costly round these here parts. So I gotta make like Florence and shake it out and all that, yannow? All y'all know anywhere that's hiring writers and content editors? I come with all the best references and a truly bitchin' resume. ;) All the best my darlings; my love, forever and until, H | |||||||
1. What the Saints Forgot reviewsEverything that can happen does happen in equal and parallel universes. J/S Labyrinth/Star Trek/Narnia fusion.Crossover - Labyrinth & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-13 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete2. Of Love and Other Severe Irreconcilable Crises reviewsThere was something patently cruel about a Sarah that didn't believe in magic, yet there she was, patently not believing in magic. Unrequited love has a LOT to answer for.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 4-4-10 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete3. We Keep the Wall Between Us As We Go reviewsGood fences make good neighbors. She keeps crawling under... and around, and over... his. Pre-romance. Sort of.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-4-10 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete4. Forms of Imprisonment » reviewsThe Labyrinth has fallen, betrayed from within. All the Resistance needs is the king's death to take it back. Too bad, then, that their chosen assassin is having strange dreams about a girl named Sarah...Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-10-10 - Published: 12-24-09 - Sarah & Jareth5. The Other 11,001 Things to be Miserable About » reviewsHermione does not take disappointment sitting down. Draco does not handle falling in love standing upright. A love story of public drunkenness, family legacies, bad hair, quidditch, melancholy caribou, and falling down. A lot. DMHG, EWE.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 11-13-09 - Published: 9-19-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M.6. The Hazards of Love reviewsSome choices remain the same, some debts go unpaid. The Labyrinth keeps her king, whatever the cost.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-7-09 - Jareth - Complete7. Comparative Linguistics reviewsShe was a linguist before anything else, and she knew that only the smallest part of communicating was the actual choice of words. Uhura considers the men in her life. SpockUhura with some Kirk!love on the side.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-31-09 - N. Uhura & J. Kirk - Complete8. Fairest » reviewsA spell cast. A favor sealed in blood. Beware the bargains you make with the Labyrinth. A dark retelling of a classic fairytale. Resurrected and reposted.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,558 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 9-9-09 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete9. Divinest Sense reviewsMuch madness is divinest sense/to a discerning eye. Cassandra finds consequences in love and divided loyalty.Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-7-09 - Apollo - Complete10. A Delicate Matter Requiring Some Edification reviewsMarital felicity meets a snag four years in the making. Darcy has an astonishingly long memory.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete11. Antagonism By Any Other Name reviews...just wouldn't be the same, would it? Jareth saves Sarah's life. Sarah is not appreciative. Now with 150 percent more versimilitude!Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-7-09 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete12. Meanwhile reviewsWhat a charming wine your tears make as I raise my cup to drink your fate. Meanwhile... Repost.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-9-09 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete13. Crystal reviewsSaying sorry won't ever be enough. "You have squandered my love." Repost.Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-9-09 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete14. Not a Single Star reviewsSarah finally finds her way back to the Labyrinth. A few things have changed.Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-7-09 - Sarah & Jareth - Complete
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