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| Nikoru Sanzo |
Author has written 14 stories for Saiyuki, Van Helsing, and Neverwinter Nights. In the spirit of welcoming those who stumble upon this profile by accident, the humble and lowly Nikoru Sanzo is pleased to make your acquaintance. I bow, curtsey, roll over, play dead. =) We are back, but only for as long as quarks can stay for tea and scones. Work (i.e. Non-Life) pretty much takes up most of my time and space continuum, but playing Neverwinter Nights 2 has stoked the old fanfic fires once again. Am currently working on a handful of disjointed, one-shot NWN2 fics- the OC being a slightly disturbed, pious yet irreverent cleric of Lathander. And this being the first time I'm writing an original character and het(!) instead of my usual slash, well, suffice it to say that I apologize for the trail of destruction I leave in my wake. Let me get out the feather duster, heh. What? Something about myself? All right then, if you love, absolutely worship, adore, swear by, and live by Umberto Eco, C.S. Lewis, Stanislaw Lem, John Irving, Saiyuki, Van Helsing, King Baldwin IV, Henryk Sienkiewicz's Quo Vadis and David Wenham, then by all rights I should whisk you away and marry you on the decks of the Dawn Treader and we shall have our honeymoon under the romantic red and dying sun of Charn (less the presence of the evil, evil Queen Jadis/White Witch, of course!). And to the wonderful creatures who have been so kind (or sadomasochistic, hehe) as to add some of my stories to their favorite, I humbly offer my thanks. I hope they give you the much needed chuckle or guffaw for those days when orcs rain down from the skies and the immeasurably un-domestic ranger Bishop is up for laundry duty. =D Okay, my nanosecond is up. Be seeing ye all! | |||||
1. Cast Chain Nightmare, Level 5 reviewsFenrir, a human cleric of Lathander, learns that in the face of such nightmares, even the most sane are powerless. A lesson on why one must never overlook the importance of will saves and long vacations.Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-29-08 - Complete2. There Is NoneGabriel Van Helsing encounters a Witch who then tries to manipulate and erase his memories.Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Published: 4-17-07 - Complete3. There Is No SunA SaiyukiNarniaThe Silver Chair crossover drabble. The ikkou encounters the witch and falls under her enchantment as she lulls them into forgetting about the world above.Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Published: 3-29-07 - Goku S. - Complete4. A Splice Of Life » reviews[Third Slice served and dedicated to Kydasam] Each Chapter or Slice is a ministory of the NonAdventures of Van Helsing and Carl. Rife with monks who need to get out more, a Monster in need of a hug, and a Mysterious Chicken in need of attitude adjustment.Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,990 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-29-07 - Published: 12-2-045. The Monkey, The Witch, And The Broom Closet reviewsWe sure as heck don't want to know who else could be wandering off into Narnia. Or who these people might be running into there. A little take on the unbearble thought of the Sanzo ikkou gettting into Narnia. A Saiyuki and Chronicles of Narnia crossoverSaiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-3-066. A Kick At The Wall reviewsOdd nocturnal noises, sub-standard walls, and a long- suffering Van Helsing. Even friars can be Evil(!).Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-15-057. Before The First Light reviewsSnow, Pine Trees, and a little Astronomy lesson for Sanzo and Hakkai. Done for the Interlude SSP 2004.Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-29-048. A Rather Painful Incident reviewsSome things, though painful or discomfiting, are necessary. Warnings? For what? Kindly use your imagination. [Be-Gentle-Hakkai(!)Hold-Still-Sanzo(!)]Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-12-049. Afterwards reviewsA little take on Sanzo' s Non- Attachment philosophy. References to blood and laundry. [Hakkai's POV]Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-5-0410. The Little Mer Bishounen » reviewsGenjo Sanzo, the little mer- bishounen, and his fishy friends, Cho Hakkai, the flounder with a monocle, and Sha Gojyo, the red water monster, engage in an off the wall adventure. Oh, I threw in a charming monkey prince and other endearing freaks as well!Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,881 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-18-04 - Published: 7-19-0411. A Fable Of The Monk And The Cellarer reviewsHurray! Sanzo & Hakkai in a wine cellar... alone. Another fable with a twisted moral fiber![83!]Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-27-0412. A Fable of Goku and the Green Pork Buns reviewsThis fic was inspired by the inspiring Aesop' s Fables. Congratulations to you if you find anything educational in it, though. [383!]Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-0413. The Hammock Incident reviewsSometimes, life is better when it gets crowded.Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-4-0414. Strangers In An Even Stranger Night reviewsThe Sanzo Ikkou stops at an inn, and something's up with Sanzo and Hakkai. How else could one explain the fact that Sanzo would give Goku his Three Buddha Golden MasterCard without further questions? Something happens to Hakkai that is so unthinkable &Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-2-04
