Last Updated: 08-23-2008
Alright! Just for the sake of people who are always checking back, all new information will be put in bold.
Below the line break is my list of to-do. For chapter stories, one chapter will be updated in one month, so don't worry. There will always be updating on my part...though I can't say the same for Suicide's Love Story at the moment. And also, I'll probably update more than once a month too, unless I get carried away with my art stuff and other stuff. I AM only one person.
After taking into consideration what my awesome reviewers told me for Suicide's Love Story, I've decided to shift back and forth between my two chapter stories for the sake of my very nice reviewers. This won't happen again in the future. Or maybe it will, but whatever.
If I become...hmm...I dunno...like, I wanna do this and I WILL do it and nobody can stop me, I might end up typing up the one-shots listed below the horizontal rule. And then I'd probably end up posting them while I still have an unfinished story out. But mark my words. I won't post up any chapter stories without finishing the one before it. Suicide's Love Story is out of the equation though, since it's #19 on my list of to-do.
I hope you guys do realize that the faster I crank out the stories, the slower I update comic strips. Lol. Currently, I'm really cranking out the comic strips...though I haven't put them up yet. So my story updating has slowed to a stop. BUT, I will update before this month ends. Then again...I've already updated this month, so there might not be any updates from me.
Also, I've kind of noticed this going around for a long, long while. It seems people are judging stories by their reviews. Well, that's too bad 'cause without reviews, there won't be any readers. And readers, you're all SO missing out. Nod, nod. Well, someone's gotta feel sympathetic, though I could kind of care less, really. But seriously. Don't go around judging a story by its reviews. Judge it by its content. And if you like it enough, at least leave a review for the hard-working authors. I must say that not everybody wants to write for an unresponsive crowd.
Anyway, for cooler stuff, check out my homepage! Seriously. Or just go and check out my comics at: http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php?id=35014.
I should hope that my still new homepage and comics page is worth your time and you'll check back every once in a while.
Right now, I'll be working on chapter two for Suicide's Love Story. Chapter two for Bending the Worlds will be put on hold until chapter two for Suicide's Love Story is complete and put up.
If there are no updates from me within the next couple of days, then that means I'm away, doing my college paper that's due on...08/15/08. Oh yeah. I'm SO last minute. It's not as funny as I make it out to be.
Also, I'm almost old enough. So don't go around dissing me when I write stuff that most older people wouldn't even attempt to write. I don't fantasize about stuff I write...much 'cause that's rather creepy, in my case. But hey, gotta let the creative juices flowing sometimes. Shrug.
Nyuhuhuhuhuhuhuh! I've drawn some pretty amazing stuff during the time I spent escaping my stories. Don't worry though. There's definitely going to be an update before the month ends. Also, once I have my artworks looking good from my POV, I'll post them up for the world to envy! Lol. I'm currently taking this graphic communication class thingy, which does art. So yeah. I'll be making real awesome art.
Please don't steal my works. You'll find yourself in jail one day. I can be mean when I want to be. And I will definitely get you into court, no matter the hardship. I'll so sue you and get you a nice place in some dungeon somewhere once I become a comic artist and prove to the world your false identity with the help of my fellow peers whom pretty much know my personality and myself in general. I have a lot of people who have witnessed my drawing abilities and taken notice of what is mine and what I've created, which is still mine, so stealing my stuff will get you in a bad position fast.
Plus, wouldn't it be better to know that you're an accomplice of the artist, rather than a theif of the artist's works? I personally think it's awesome to be the friend of an awesome artist. You should also think about your reputation after you're busted. I mean...how many people will look down on you for stealing a 16-year-old teenager's artwork? Probably all of my peers from school...and other people who I don't know.
But anyway, all of that was quite a lot of blubbering on my part. I guess doing Aerobics today might have affected some of my brain cells. I wonder if I'll survive class tomorrow. Shudder.
I'm in writer's block at the moment. Yes, we always hit that point sooner or later. I'm slowly chipping away at it while juggling school work and extracurricular activities. Being the advisor and secretary of the Anime Club sucks. Ugh. So much organizing on my part just 'cause I can't stand it. I wonder if this year will be better than last...
2. Bending the Worlds: Chapter 2 - 0 Percent Complete
3. Christmas Shopping Escapade: 83.29 Percent Complete - Oh yeah. It's definitely stuck.
19. Suicide's Love Story: Chapter 2 - 25 Percent Complete
Story Summaries - Round One - #2 of 26:
3. Christmas Shopping Escapade – Kyou Kara Maou
Yuuri didn't do Christmas shopping. He was conned into it. And a blizzard hit. Oh, what luck! Now a stupid blond man just knocked over all of his shopping bags. Graphic lemon. Yuuram.
Dedicated To: Me and myself because this is for me anyway, and to Maeleene and pinksnow for their lovely, kind words to me in the past. I can only hope that the two will find themselves reading this story and enjoying it.
Inspired By: darkalbino. Lol. If you check it out, lady, you're sure getting credit for the ideas. XD
Rating: M + NC-17
Main Genres: Humor, Romance
Main Characters: Yuuri, Wolfram
Type of Story: One-Shot
4. Demons' Kingdom - Naruto
Sasuke. The sole survivor from the line of royal dogs. Naruto. Heir of the banned foxes. “We never mate with foxes, the scum of the earth.” Of course, Sasuke was omitted from that rule. SasuNaru.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Drama, Suspense
Main Characters: Sasuke, Naruto
Type of Story: Chapter
5. Entreat thy Desires – Death Note
Light lived a good life. He had good looks, good grades, a pretty girlfriend, and popularity. But then it seemed his life was too good to be true when some cretin came along and “fell” on him. Graphic lemon. LightL
Dedicated To: Me and myself because this is for me anyway, and to ningensucker for his/her acknowledgement. I can only hope that he/she will read this story and enjoy it.
Rating: M + NC-17
Main Genres: Humor, Romance
Main Characters: Light, L
Type of Story: One-Shot
6. F Stands for Feelings - Naruto
Girls equal stupid. Stupid equals saying the f word to a guy, especially one like Sasuke. After hearing it so many times, Sasuke felt he was justified turning gay. SasuNaru.
Rating: T
Main Genres: Humor, Romance
Main Characters: Sasuke, Naruto
Type of Story: One-Shot
7. Giving Equals Taking - InuYasha
Everything was red and blurry. The world spun around him and his head hurt. But when he grasped the strange thing, it calmed him. And he held on for dear life. InuKag.
Rating: T
Main Genres: Drama, Romance
Main Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome
Type of Story: Chapter
9. I Scream You Scream - Naruto
Cough. Okay. Maybe screaming wasn't the best of options. Umm...so...what to do with the entire, ILLEGAL military and mafia after him. Oh! How about jumping into the ocean? That works. And the grenade exploded right after he jumped. NaruSasu.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Angst, Suspense
Main Characters: Naruto, Sasuke
Type of Story: Chapter
10. Just a Firm Grip - InuYasha
He could’ve just ignored me. Instead, he gave me his hand. I thought life couldn’t get any worse because of my predicament. He certainly proved me wrong...or not. InuKag.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Drama, Angst
Main Characters: Kagome, Inuyasha
Type of Story: Chapter
11. Kaleidoscope of Complications - Naruto
When Naruto found that sapphire pendant in his grandmother's attic, he never expected to be pushed aside and saved from instant death. Now, there's no returning. And in his hands... SasuNaru.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Adventure, Romance
Main Characters: Naruto, Sasuke
Type of Story: Chapter
13. Must the Worlds Shift? - Naruto/KKM
KKMNaruto crossover. When Naruto woke up early that morning, he nearly died from a heart attack. Who was this blond-haired man lying on him?! SasuNaru, Yuuram.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Humor, Mystery
Main Characters: Naruto, Sasuke
Type of Story: Chapter
14. Nothing to Lose - InuYasha
Bring the knives, bring the guns, bring the whatever. And the guardian angel, of course. Then again, saving the so-called guardian angel from death became a norm. InuKag, MirSan.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Humor, Angst
Main Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome
Type of Story: Chapter
15. Often Fake - Naruto
Sasuke had to, as payback of his debt, ask Naruto out on a date. Of course, leaving Naruto behind wasn't an option 'cause there were a lot of things about Naruto that Sasuke needed to realize to survive. And fast. NaruSasu.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Mystery, Romance
Main Characters: Sasuke, Naruto
Type of Story: Chapter
16. Pouring Disbeliefs - InuYasha
Everything he'd ever known about her was a lie. But there was one thing that he knew, for certain, was true. And that, she couldn't hide from him. InuKag.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Mystery, Drama
Main Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome
Type of Story: Chapter
17. Questionable - InuYasha
Deserted on some unknown island, Inuyasha planned to make do with what he has. And that's not a lot, really. Until he found another stranded person, of course. InuKag.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Humor, Romance
Main Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome
Type of Story: Chapter
18. Ranked Number One - Naruto
Naruto's best friend and cousin, Ino, betrayed him. Naruto's ex-best friend, Sasuke, came back for revenge. Sasuke's older brother, Itachi, was a loyal friend and deadly opponent. And Naruto found himself in the middle of a deadly game. SasNarSas, ItaSai.
Rating: T
Main Genres: Drama, Suspense
Main Characters: Naruto, Sasuke
Type of Story: Chapter
21. Untying the Twisted Knots - Naruto
I nearly believed I could remain ignorant. Of course, fate never liked me in the first place, so being put in a life and death situation tends to shoot all ignorance to hell. SasuNaruSasu.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Angst, Adventure
Main Characters: Naruto, Sasuke
Type of Story: Chapter
22. Vase of Dripping Flowers - InuYasha
After the incident in the alleyway, she learned that her father bid large and lost. And now she had to pay the price: marrying Sesshomaru. Who knew she had competition? SessRin.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Drama, Romance
Main Characters: Rin, Sesshomaru
Type of Story: Chapter
23. Whiplash, Dude! - Naruto
Sasuke slaps Naruto. Naruto stares. Next morning, Sasuke comes strutting through the hallway, flips his hair aside, and says to Sakura, “He's mine, bitch!” And Sakura gawks. NaruSasu.
Rating: T
Main Genres: Humor, Romance
Main Characters: Sasuke, Naruto
Type of Story: One-Shot
24. Xanadu Mind - InuYasha
Chasing after a dream. He never thought doing so would reveal...things he wasn't sure he wanted to know. Like say the deceit that ran way too deep in his family history to remember when it started. InuKag.
Rating: M
Main Genres: Mystery, Drama
Main Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome
Type of Story: Chapter
25. Y Stands for Yuck, I Lost My Appetite - Naruto
Sakura caught Sasuke off guard and kissed him. Naruto saw and got jealous and later kissed Sakura. Sasuke saw and exploded and later kissed Naruto. Omg. What the food?! Chouji witnessed all of it. SasuNaruSasu.
Rating: T
Main Genres: Humor, Romance
Main Characters: Chouji(?)
Type of Story: One-Shot
26. Zero Popularity - InuYasha
He transferred. Being himself, he immediately got into fights. Warning: gender-bender. InuKag.
Rating: T
Main Genres: Drama, Romance
Main Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome
Type of Story: Chapter
Words women use:
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING: This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine."
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT: This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
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10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.
7. Our magazines have horoscopes.
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm.
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.
1. Girl Talk...you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.
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