Last Updated: 06-21-2009

Alright! Just for the sake of people who are always checking back, all new information before the horizontal rule will be put in bold.

The faster I crank out stories, the slower I update comic strips. Vice versa. One comic piece or story/chapter will be put up per month. If you're lucky, you'll get multiple things up in the same month. XD

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I've temporarily gotten off of fanfiction. Again. That's because I have a new obsession, and I'm doing what I can before that obsession fades away. My new obsession is making AMVs. You can watch them here: http://www.youtube.com/user/inashosetai?feature=moby.

1. Bending the Worlds: Chapter 4

2. Suicide's Love Story: Chapter 4

3. Soul Trilogy III: To Be Loved: Chapter 2

To all SASUKExNARUTO fans!

And for those yaoi haters out there, it is not ridiculous to say that SasuNaru is a possible plot line for canon manga.

Because Kishimoto SAYS SO!!"

Yuri Lowenthal, voice actor for Sasuke in the American version of Naruto, is giving a shout out to SasuNaru! In case you can't tell what he's saying, here it is, "I love you Naruto, you loser. Shout out to SasuNaru!"

And here he is again, saying that he was upset they edited the infamous "Sasuke and Naruto kiss" from the Americanized version of the show, but is happy that they put it on the DVD.

Words Women Use:

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING: This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine."

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT: This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

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If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

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10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.

7. Our magazines have horoscopes.

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm.

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.

1. Girl Talk...you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.