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Poll: Which of these plotbunnies should I start after my two stories "Love Between Pride" and "Love and Forget: These Loving Memories" are finished? Note: To see plotbunny summary, look at my profile. Not all plotbunnies are an option though. Vote Now!
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since: 06-05-04, id: 603320, Profile Updated: 09-16-09
country: United States
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

A bit about me...

Sex: Female

Occupation: Student

Age: Impolite to ask such things, you know!

Ethnicity/Race: Hispanic

Currently Living: U.S.A

I love anime/manga and the list of my favorites is too long to truly list here. I love nearly everything from shōnen to yaoi.


--Posted Stories--

A Clan’s Pride: Completed

A Naruto Story

-Chapters: 19/19.

-Pairing: SasuNaru.

-Summary: “He can keep his heir and I will keep you…do we have a deal?” That voice was low and almost caring and Naruto, for the first time, pitied him. Main Pairing: SasuNaru. Mpreg.

Fanart by Mrs.Hellman - Fanfic made by MrsHellman for my A Clan's Pride and its sequel Love Between Pride. Thank you very much MrsHellman

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Love Between Pride: Incomplete

A Naruto Story

-Chapters: 9/12

-Pairing: SasuNaru;

-Summary: The sequel to "A Clan's Pride". It’s their kids this time!

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Twilight’s Bloom: Incomplete

A Twilight/Harry Potter Crossover Story

-Chapters: 15(FF.net counts 18)/?

-Pairing: Edward/Harry; Jacob/Draco; Sirius/Remus; Ron/Hermione...etc.

-Summary: “It's simple. I love him...yet that simple fact makes everything undeniably complicated and nearly impossible." Love can be the most complicated...and usually worth it. Twilight Crossover Edward/Harry Slash; Mpreg.

Spanish Translation!

Photo-manip- made by redpen88 (Edward/Harry)

Photo-manip -made by redpen88 (Jacob/Draco)

#1 Cover - made by redpen88 (one of the covers made for Twilight's Bloom) (The official cover for Twilight's Bloom)

#2 Cover - made by redpen88 (one of the covers made for Twilight's Bloom) (The official cover for A Moment of Reminiscing)

#3 Cover - made by redpen88 (one of the covers made for Twilight's Bloom)

A Poster - made by redpen88 (I rather love it!)

Thank you very much redpen88 for all your work! And I encourage anyone to do art/literature (poems, etc)/really anything dedicated to the Twilight's Bloom universe.

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Love and Forget: These Loving Memories: Incomplete

A Harry Potter Story

-Chapters: 10(FF.net counts 12)/15 (hopefully)

-Pairing: TomVoldemort/Harry.

-Summary: Harry's memories are gone but he’s gained an imaginary life, three friends who have their own drama and a lover- a Tom who's known by the world as the Dark Lord Voldemort.


To the Self-Proclaimed, Ever-Reverent Bible "Scholars":

I would like to take this opportunity to thank you all for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage. As you said, "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18.22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

However, I do need some advice from you regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how best to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25.44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not to Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21.7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness (Leviticus15.19-24). The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord. (Leviticus 1.9) The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35.2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Leviticus11.10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination?

7. Leviticus.21.20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Leviticus19.27. How should they die?

9. I know from Leviticus 11.6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean. May I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19.19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Leviticus 24.10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, as we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Leviticus 20.14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Yours truly,
An Inquiring Supporter

P.S. I look forward to your answers because there are a number of other issues that I'd like to get settled as soon as you've enlightened me on these ... Thanks again

Homophobia…?

1)Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

I….

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


How To Annoy People In An Elevator

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements.
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attempt to cross you.
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
Hum the theme to Jeopardy
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
Leave a box between the doors.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make sure the emergency phone is working.
Meow occasionally.
Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer hitman services.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
Pick your nose.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Play dead.
Play patty--cake with the door.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve's, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes like this!" to the tune of "camp town lady"...pause...repeat...continually.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Tell everyone about your love life.
Tell people you can see their aura.
Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least another two minutes.
Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Wear a Santa suit...in June.
Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now... motion sickness!”
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.


The 80’s but most the 90’s!!

Before the MySpace frenzy.
Before the internet & text messaging.
Before Sidekicks & iPods.
Before MIKE JONESSS
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.

Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night.
WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Way back...
Tag.
Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
Red Light, Green Light.
Heads Up 7 Up.
Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopscotch.
Slip-n-Slides.
Tree Houses.
Hula Hoops.
Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.
The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.
Running through the sprinklers.
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.
Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It."

But wait...
Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter.
Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.
The original Power Rangers

Or what about...
The Secret Life of Alex Mac.
Ren & Stimpy.
Double Dare.
Rocko's Modern Life.
AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
Wild & Crazy Kids.
Clarissa Explains it All.
Salute Your Shorts.
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
The original cast members of All That.
Kenan & Kel.
The Magic School Bus.

Flash Forward.

Pete and Pete.
Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Hey Dude.
Dinosaurs.
Pinky and the Brain.
Blossom.
Hangin' With Mr. Copper.
Wishbone.
Bill-Nye the Science Guy.
Kablamm.

Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, The Facts of Life, & I Love Lucy.

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
Or Nick Jr. with Face.
Gulah-Gulah Island.
Little Bear.
Under the Umbrella Tree.
The Busy World of Richard Scary.
The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.
Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
Class field trips.
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When 5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.
When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
When Toys 'R' Us overuled the mall.

Go back to the time when...
Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever.
When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day.
When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction.
When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up.
When stress was addition and subtraction.
When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over.
When shaving cream was just meant for play.
When a first kiss only lead to cooties.
When Valentines Day meant cards for all.
When birthdays were a class event.
When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life.
When the only thing you could get from boys was cooties.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 80's and 90's so much.

Post this in your bulletin only if you remember these days. –I’m a 90’s girl!-


Plotbunnies

This Oath of Mine: The mark stung horribly, even more so at the thought of him and that night…if he wasn’t so stubborn, he would probably get off his ass and head to the Western Lands. They were technically his lands now too…but damn it…he wouldn’t! The bastard had to come to him first! A Sess/Inu Yaoi fic with Mpreg.

Pirate’s Possession: “He holds with him the two most beautiful gems I have ever seen…his eyes.” Harry is a noble’s son while Draco is one of the most feared pirate captains. What happens when Draco notice Harry’s eyes? Two emerald green jewels. A Draco/Harry AU fic.

Familiar Knots: a Law and Order: SVU fic with the pairing of Elliot Stabler/George Haung. Warnings of: Mentions of Rape, Attempted Rape, Murder, Slash, Sexual Situations

My Grand Hero: Harry grows up in Smallville with his “strange” uncle (Severus, Sirius or Remus, haven’t decided) and Clark, his somewhat neighbor, has always acted as Harry’s protector. Harry knows about Clark’s superpowers and although Clark knows Harry knows, they never talk about it, just as they never talk about Harry’s “strangeness”. A Clark/Harry fic with Harry eventually having to return to Hogwarts and Clark going with him.

Lovely In Time: “It’s alright. I think after all I’ve been through, this won’t be so bad. A little vacation I should think.” If only he knew that he would face: suitors, a lover, a manic godfather who is clueless, and a werewolf who’s in love. He’s beginning to think it would be easier to face Voldemort. A time-travel story in which Harry goes back to the Marauder’s time. Severus/Harry, Sirius/Remus, some James/Lily.

Closing Sequestered: “We had a deal Dumbledore-san. You would deal with this Voldemort fellow because it was your problem originally and we would not interfere. It’s been fifteen years. The deal is off and we are interfering.” Yu Yu Hakusho fic with Hiei/Kurama and Harry/?. Enough said.

A Snapshot of Reminiscing: This is actually the sequel/prequel/something else of Twilight’s Bloom. One-shots dealing with my other story: Twilight’s Bloom. You might want to read that one before reading this one. Note: Some chapters/one-shots will have SPOILERS for my Twilight’s Bloom!! I will warn the readers whenever such chapters come up.

Tangerine Blossoms: A Bleach fic set after Soul Society Arc in where Ichigo is “persuaded” by Soul Society to remain there so as not to affect the Real World with his Reitsu. He’s placed under the “guide” of Byakuya…oh boy. Byakuya/Ichigo fic with nosey sisters and an unfeeling fiancée plus jealousy, matchmaking and mischief. Goes all the way to when they go to invading Hueco Mundo. Note: Ichigo will still become a Vizard here.

Trinkets on the Wrist: A Draco/Harry fic set in their Seventh Year. Harry finds himself engaged to Draco by some fluke of Old Magic and Law. Draco is fine with the idea, one could even say estatic but Harry’s not buying it. Will Draco be able to convince him that their situation isn’t nearly as bad as it seem? Will he be able to get Harry to love him? Draco/Harry with Mpreg at the end.

Clear Skies and Warm Rain: Katsuya has been fired, his dad’s in the hospital and his friends are on vacation, leaving him lonely and low on cash. So of course when Mokuba chooses Jou as his ‘nanny’, Jou agrees, despite Kaiba Seto’s threatening glare. A Yu-Gi-Oh fic with the pairing of Kaiba/Jou Joey. This story will basically take off after Battle City. This will be a bit like Au Pair and Pride and Prejudice for whoever has seen the movie(s)/books. You do not need to be familiar with these pieces to actually follow the story. Jounouchi will be acting like an au pair/nanny. It will be explained, don’t worry!

To anyone who is interested, I'm willing to make these plotbunnies into a challenge of sorts or if anyone wishes, you can "adopt" the idea!


I don't love you as if you were the salt-rose, topaz
or arrow of carnations that propagate fire:
I love you as certain dark things are loved,
secretly, between the shadow and the soul.

I love you as the plant that doesn't bloom and carries
hidden within itself the light of those flowers,
and thanks to your love, darkly in my body
lives the dense fragrance that rises from the earth.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,
I love you simply, without complexities or pride:
I love you in this way because I don't know any other way of loving

but this, in which there is no I or you,
so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand,
so intimate that when I fall asleep it is your eyes that close.

- Sonnet XVII Pablo Neruda

The Orchid and the Rose - A wonderful short film that can be found on youtube. Truly beautiful!

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1. Love and Forget: These Loving Memories » reviews
Pairings: TMHP;SBRL;LMSS;BZDM;RWHG; Warning: Mpreg,-Other Warnings inside-. Harry's memories are gone but he’s gained an imaginary life, three friends who have their own drama and a lover- a Tom who's known by the world as the Dark Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,000 - Reviews: 283 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 3-23-08 - Tom R. Jr. & Harry P.
2. Love Between Pride » reviews
The sequel to "A Clan's Pride". Main Warnings: Mpreg and shounen-ai/yaoi. Rated "M" to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,037 - Reviews: 311 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 8-23-08
3. Twilight's Bloom » reviews
As of Ch.14 Monkshood: Harry and Draco's stay in Forks is turning out to be a bit more complicated with the Dark Lord coming and their own complicated relationships evolving and consequences growing... Edward/Harry Slash; Will Have Mpreg!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,226 - Reviews: 1200 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 12-26-08 - Harry P.
4. A Clan's Pride » reviews
“He can keep his heir and I will keep you…do we have a deal?” That voice was low and almost caring and Naruto, for the first time, pitied him. Main Pairing: SasuNaru. Warning: Mpreg. The sequel, "Love Between Pride" now up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,116 - Reviews: 802 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 4-17-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
5. Incidental Experience » reviews
Drabble 3: Sasuke and Naruto are planning on getting married...to each other or maybe not...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 3-13-06
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