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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Stuff. Things. Read the stories. Review the stories. Of the old ones, the best are probably the one shots. They are certainly the only ones that are likely to be completed. Most of the old stuff is canon obsolete by OoTP or HBP. Harry Potter Survivor has been deleted because I did not like it. Review the stories. | |||||||
1. Mulciber's Dollhouse reviewsMulciber - he specialized in the Imperius Curse, forced countless people to do horrible things! Rated M for horrible things, including non-con.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-12 - Mulciber & Severus S.2. That Awful Boy reviewsStuck raising her sister's child Petunia Dursley reaches out to the only wizard she knows in hopes of getting rid of him. No pairings. Read and Review. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-7-12 - Petunia D. & Severus S. - Complete3. Changing Into Someone Else reviewsLily Potter discovers that to make two-hour Poly-Juice you need bicorn horn, boomslang skin and betrayal. Read and Review. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-4-12 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete4. Courtship reviewsA rather awkward meeting between the head of the Order of the Phoenix and his most valuable spy unexpectedly becomes a job interview. No pairings. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-12 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete5. Regret reviewsA Pansy Parkinson Story, written in the form of a college ap essayHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-17-03 - Draco M. & Pansy P.6. Reweaving Fate's Tapestry » reviewsVoldemort is defeated. Draco Malfoy is miserable and on the run. Could time travel rectify this situation? Or only make it worse? And what is it with the dancing already? abandonedHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-17-02 - Published: 10-16-02 - Draco M. & Voldemort7. Coincidence? reviewsAnother Werewolf registry drabble, still not sure how counts words, this one scabbers era and not funny, but good none-the-lessHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-6-02 - Remus L. & Percy W. - Complete8. Untitled reviewsWerewolf Registry drabble entry that everyone says is absolutely hilarious. 100 words double checked, ffs counter off Remus POVHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-3-02 - Remus L. & Aberforth D. - Complete9. The Charter of the Board of Governors reviewsreads: The Charter of the Board of Governors of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Written in legalese, elaborates the powers and composition of the body that removed Dumbledore in the Chamber of SecretsHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-02 - Lucius M. - Complete10. On Loyalty » reviews*CHAPTER 1* Snape and Pettigrew are stuck in detention, *CHAPTER 2* A rat and a snake walk into a bar *CHAPTER 3* Said snake and said rat are back again, but who can they trust. Not slash, rather what might happen if they talked to eachotherHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-25-02 - Published: 12-14-01 - Severus S. & Peter P. - Complete11. Gee, Auror Moody reviewsA filk to West Side Story's 'Gee, Officer Krupke' starring Draco, Gregory, Vincent, Blaise and Pansy with a guest appearance by Mad-Eye Moody and imitations of Snape and Trelawny. We ain't no death eaters, we're misunderstood.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 3-16-02 - Draco M. & Alastor M.12. Garrick Randolph: Werewolf Hunter reviewsMWPP; At the beginning of the marauders' second year Sirius has developed an obsession for a new wizarding comic book that not all his friends like. r/rHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-10-02 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete13. Why does it rain on Knockturn Alley? » reviewsSnape's first year with a macabre sense of humor, Voldemort's table manners, the marauders underwear, a sorting and many more interesting things *chapter seven up* r/r GoF era written, AU post OOTP, abandonedHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,428 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-24-02 - Published: 4-29-01 - Severus S. & Lucius M.14. Terence Higgs reviewsYou ever wonder how the old seeker responded to the amazing broomstick bribe of second year? Well, here is a story for you.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-17-02 - Severus S. & Terence H. - Complete15. The Moon is Made of Cheese reviewsA fiction about the Apollo 11 moon landing, and how James, Sirius, Peter, Remus, Snape and Lily saw it r/rHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-3-01 - Remus L. & Marauders - Complete16. Terry Boot and Professor Binns's Extra Credit » reviewsRavenclaw, the founders, no death count as yet , a crazy extra credit, division by zero, the grey lady, possible romance in the future, minor characters highlighted, and oh yes, that shoe kid *chapters 8 and 9* r/r abandonedHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 12-1-01 - Published: 9-22-01 - Terry B. & Prof. Binns17. Mary Sue Snape reviewsThis is a badfic that I wrote for Zai000 's MST's. Unedited in the original version. After you throw rotten tomatoes, you can see it MSTed in her Chapter 14. Please don't judge this by my other fics, or my other fics by this.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-19-0118. Blowing in the Wind reviewsGeorgie mouse hears a song on the radio that gives him hope for finding the ultimate questionHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-2-01
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