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since: 04-18-01, id: 60338
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
For anyone who happens to be paying attention (ie no one, but thats ok) I'm back

I'm not special, just unique. Like a snowflake. But no more unique than any other flake.

Hello. Those of you who are HP and wondering, I'm a Dark Ravenclaw- or a Ravenclaw who has gone bad, no matter what people tell you, we do exist just don't call attention to ourselves. Damn Rookwood and Crouch for getting themselves caught, and for being stupid enough to work for Voldemort. We don't need a Dark Lord. Snape is one of my personal heroes, and my current project is turning Terry Boot :) bwahahahahaha. I also have a rather sick infatuation with Remus, but lets not discuss that.

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Please review anything you read of mine. I can understand if you absolutely hate it, but I would like to know you read it anyway. And besides, if there is something that strikes you as wrong, it is infinitely preferable to me that you tell me, so I can get better at writing and consider your complaint. Please feel free. I don't bite. Hard. 
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1. Harry Potter Survivor » reviews
16 Harry Potter characters are stranded on an island, and only one can be the sole survivor
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-24-04 - Published: 1-23-04 - Cho C. & Neville L.
2. Regret reviews
A Pansy Parkinson Story, written in the form of a college ap essay
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-17-03 - Draco M. & Lucius M.
3. Reweaving Fate's Tapestry » reviews
Voldemort is defeated. Draco Malfoy is miserable and on the run. Could time travel rectify this situation? Or only make it worse? And what is it with the dancing already?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-17-02 - Published: 10-16-02 - Draco M. & Voldemort
4. Coincidence? reviews
Another Werewolf registry drabble, still not sure how ff.net counts words, this one scabbers era and not funny, but good none-the-less
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-6-02 - Remus L. & Percy W.
5. Untitled reviews
Werewolf Registry drabble entry that everyone says is absolutely hilarious. 100 words (double checked, ffs counter off) Remus POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-3-02 - Remus L.
6. The Charter of the Board of Governors reviews
reads: The Charter of the Board of Governors of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Written in legalese, elaborates the powers and composition of the body that removed Dumbledore in the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-02 - Lucius M.
7. On Loyalty » reviews
*CHAPTER 1* Snape and Pettigrew are stuck in detention, *CHAPTER 2* A rat and a snake walk into a bar *CHAPTER 3* Said snake and said rat are back again, but who can they trust. Not slash, rather what might happen if they talked to eachother
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-25-02 - Published: 12-14-01 - Severus S. & Voldemort
8. Gee, Auror Moody reviews
A filk to West Side Story's 'Gee, Officer Krupke' starring Draco, Gregory, Vincent, Blaise and Pansy with a guest appearance by Mad-Eye Moody and imitations of Snape and Trelawny. We ain't no death eaters, we're misunderstood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-16-02 - Draco M. & Alastor M.
9. Garrick Randolph: Werewolf Hunter reviews
MWPP; At the beginning of the marauders' second year Sirius has developed an obsession for a new wizarding comic book that not all his friends like. r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-10-02 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
10. Why does it rain on Knockturn Alley? » reviews
Snape's first year with a macabre sense of humor, Voldemort's table manners, the marauders underwear, a sorting and many more interesting things *chapter seven up* r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,428 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 1-24-02 - Published: 4-29-01 - Severus S. & Lucius M.
11. Terrence Higgs reviews
You ever wonder how the old seeker responded to the amazing broomstick bribe of second year? Well, here is a story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-17-02 - Severus S. & Draco M.
12. The Moon is Made of Cheese reviews
A fiction about the Apollo 11 moon landing, and how James, Sirius, Peter, Remus, Snape and Lily saw it r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-3-01 - Remus L. & Severus S.
13. Terry Boot and Professor Binns's Extra Credit » reviews
Ravenclaw, the founders, no death count (as yet), a crazy extra credit, division by zero, the grey lady, possible romance in the future, minor characters highlighted, and oh yes, that shoe kid *chapters 8 and 9* r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-1-01 - Published: 9-22-01 - Ginny W.
14. Mary Sue Snape reviews
This is a badfic that I wrote for Zai000 's MST's. Unedited in the original version. After you throw rotten tomatoes, you can see it MSTed in her Chapter 14. Please don't judge this by my other fics, or my other fics by this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-19-01
15. Blowing in the Wind reviews
Georgie mouse hears a song on the radio that gives him hope for finding the ultimate question
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-2-01
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