Bio: Let's see... female gender of the homo sapien race on the planet earth in... whatever galaxy I have been banished to. pauses for moment with blank look on face Sorry 'bout that! That was KC, one of fifteen personalities. My name's Ashley and I am the main writer here. pauses again No you're not! I'm Joe, and I'm the talent. I'd say writing is a talent, wouldn't you? pause No one can say anything with you hogging the body! Sue here and I am the brain. Without me, Ashley would have failed her Junior year in high school. However, she passed with all As and Bs. No small feat let me tell you. She was taking Physics and Pre-Calculus/Trigonometry. Why? We'll never know... pause Shut up shut up shut up! God, you are all annoying as... as... Kouga! Yeah, you're all as annoying as him. sticks tongue out and then freezes in that position; tongue is snatched back into mouth Way to go Lollipop. That was a real nice come back. Kacy here. I personally don't think any of these idiots, with the possible exception to Kassandra or Pyro, should be allowed to speak. Ever. React to things, give input WHEN ALLOWED maybe, but never speak. Kassandra because she was my human life and Pyro because... she's kind of like me. Here, I know you're confused. That's okay. You're probably human. sighs Allow me to run through our histories BRIEFLY. So all of you sit down and shut up! clears throat

We don't know who came when; Bob was one of the first and obviously Ashley was THE first. I mean, it's her body. Pyro, Lollipop, and Hyatt are pretty new. I think... pauses to think I know Texas is the newest though. Anyways, most were given to Ashley, she didn't come up with her personalities. Most skitzos create their own personalities. Ashley's were 'gifts'. Ashley was born in 1988 on this planet. Somewhere along the way of her years spent on this godforsaken planet, another fourteen ‘people’ were given names inside her head. Now, not all of these names are original. Some are ‘borrowed’ from an anime show or two, or from something heard somewhere. However, she doesn’t claim to own them! Each of us could survive on our own… if we had a body. Back to the histories!

Joe is the talent of the body. Ashley used to play cello in orchestra, and then clarinet in marching band. Band nerd, I know. However, with the rest of us goofing off all the time she wasn’t very good. Bob is Ashley’s emotions. Ashley gets mad: she becomes Bob. Ashley gets upset: she becomes Bob. Ashley gets… anything other than happy or surprised in a good way or ecstatic: Ashley becomes Bob. Are we seeing a trend here? Let’s just say that Bob has reared his ugly head way too many times in Ashley’s past. Very tragic. Moving on! Sue is the brains of this operation. And she was telling the truth when she said Ashley would have failed a third of her classes had it not been for her. Try taking Trig and Physics: hard classes! Let’s see, let’s see… Oh yes! Choctor Jr. Ever heard of Trogdor? From homestarrunner? Well, this is his son. Since the computer I was on at the time SUCK MAJOR BALLS, I hadn't seen it so I didn't know how to spell Trogdor. However, during an RPG with a friend on YahooIM one night, Choctor Jr. (supposed to be Trogdor Jr. but since I’ve never seen it I didn’t know this) was born out of a need to get revenge on Inuyasha for sleeping through his father’s funeral and Kagome for not sitting him properly. Longer story than I have room or time for. This is Ashley’s vengeful side. Bob initiates it, Choctor Jr. completes it.

Kacy, me. I am a vampyress. I was born as Kassandra, a human, in the year 749 AD in a country that is now what you call the Persia. During a neighbouring village war, a strange man appeared and promised to solve all of our problems if Kassandra joined him. So... she did. And he solved all problems… by killing everybody! He was a vampire and to stop the war, he turned Kassandra and they feasted. For centuries she was known as… Oh, she doesn’t want me to disclose this information. sneers: wuss! Anyways, she changed her name and stopped killing humans. Thus becoming me in my fullest: Kacy. Cool name, huh? Next, next, next… KC! KC stands for Kero-Chan, but has nothing to do with him. KC is an alien… pauses for a moment with a blank look then says very quickly: Yes I am! And I hate this planet! You know I’ve been stuck here for two decades and although this time seems long to you peons it would have been a mere few minutes on my planet. But no, I had to be banished here and- pauses and looks blankly one more time DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! Sorry about that, Kacy here again. yells at KC: YOU’RE LUCKY I’M NOT HUNGRY TONIGHT OR I WOULD SO FEAST ON YOUR ARSE!

Where was I? Ah, KC. Well, alien banished here FOR BEING A ROYAL PAIN IN THE BUTT! And I do mean royal; she was one of three queens on her planet. Another long story. Anyways, Kouga is next. And unlike his namesake, he is the prankster in Ashley. Now, because she is so loud Kouga never gets any of his real pranks done correctly. If I were in charge, no one would hear us coming for miles… But I’m not. Yet. Hyatt is… just like her namesake. Hyatt from The Excel Saga. She’s always dying. And… That’s pretty much it. Lollipop is the hyperactive ‘cheerleader’ wannabe that wants to go shopping all the time and that will never happen. NEVER. Some part has to be girly and hyper, right? sighs disgustedly Kassandra was pretty much explained. Michelle! Michelle is Ashley’s colour guard personality. Not colour guard as in military; colour guard as in high school football colour guard. Ashley had three friends named Michelle in guard and when she showed an interest and ability (though she never tried out for it) for colour guard, she had a new personality dubbed Michelle.

Pyro is a vampyress with fire powers and was created in a story by a friend. However, Ashley has always been interested in fire and is therefore a pyromaniac. Just another mental disease I guess. adds another to long, Long, LONG list of diseases I said there were fourteen OTHER personalities. However, if you’re counting, there’ve only been twelve. We’ve just ‘let one go’. His name was Tonto. He was subservient to George, who’s real name was Bonnie. Since Bonnie left, there was no need for Tonto. So Tonto’s gone. He's been replaced by Tala. Tala IS from the cartoon Beyblade, and like all the others he was named by someone else. My friend Sponge (a nickname of course) named him because she loves Beyblade. Tala is gay. Yes, I have a gay dude inside my head. sighs We learn to live with him. He and Joe were 'going out', but then at the Homecoming Dance, this guy names Schmitty (another nickname) got in between Ashley and her dancing partner and freak danced with them. Tala liked that, and Joe didn't like that he liked it. So now Joe is hanging around Kouga because he has that- blank stare sexy tail! It's just so fluffy and soft and oh my God! When he lets me touch it... blank stare THE NEXT PERSON WHO INTERRUPTS IS SO GETTING BITTEN! blank stare Promise?! blank stare TALA! Hold on a sec. blank stare, a few blinks, a bit of swaying due to fighting going on inside of head Sorry 'bout that. Kacy's busy with Tala, so I (Pyro) will take over. Where were we? Ah yes! So, all that’s left is Texas. Texas was named by Bonnie (this is a different Bonnie than the one that Tonto was subservient to) just recently. Since Ashley was originally from Texas (she no longer resides there by the way), Bonnie decided to call her as such. And that's all fifteen, if you're including Ashley. And we do, so you should too! Hey, that rhymed...

Joe, Bob, and Sue were named by Ashley’s biological mother, Choctor Jr. was named by Liz (Ashley's RPG friend on YahooIM). Kacy was born from her friend Turtle’s story. KC was given by Turtle. Kouga was given by friend Lauren S-H. Hyatt was given by friends Menchii and Excel. Lollipop was given by senior Ashley S. after hearing some radio DJ say ‘Lollipop Loser’ instead of ‘Lollapalooza’. Technically, Lollipop Loser is her full name, but we shortened it (sometimes to Lollipop and sometimes to Loser). Pyro was given, as said, by friend from story. Energy. Kassandra was also given by Energy, but from a different story. Michelle was given by Michelle F., Menchii, and Michelle R., all of whom are in guard. Tala was given by Sponge. Texas was given by Bonnie. And Ashley was given by her biological mother. Sometimes Ashley goes by her middle name, but only if her step-father calls her that because she only lets him. And one person is allowed to call her Ashley, with the 'A' being a long a sound because this person’s name is Silja (Sill-ya) but Ashley always says Sil-Ja, so Silja started calling her A-shley. ? Comprende? And Tonto, before he ‘died’ was given his name by George who was really Bonnie, as stated before.

Stats:
Name: Ashley (Bob, Choctor Jr., Hyatt, Joe, KC, Kacy, Kassandra, Kouga, Lollipop, Michelle, Pyro, Sue, Tala, and Texas)

Age: 21 years old

Gender: female (mostly; you know, 5 guys in my head...)

Lives: in an apartment, in a building, on a street, in a neighborhood, in a city, in a state, in the United States, on planet earth, in galaxy… whatever

Favorites:
Food: medium well steak covered in A-1 steak sauce mouths water

Drink: Pepsi

Ice Cream: Aggie Blue Mint, Mint Chocolate Chip, Cookies ‘n Cream, or Cherry Cordial/Cherry Garcia (changes all the time!)

Animal: real- penguins mystical- dragons

TV Shows: Sarah Conner Chronicles, House, Bones, Sanctuary, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Universe, Doctor Who, Supernatural

Movies: God! Anything with Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Nicholas Cage, Mel Gibson, Vin Diesel and/or about a million others, Star Wars (4-6 only), Lord of the Rings, Inuyasha, FMA, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, and just about any other anime movies

Anime: Oh, God! Here we go again. First ones that come to mind- Inuyasha, Ah! My Goddess, GTO, Scrapped Princess, FMA, this one that I feel really stupid for not knowing about these girls and one guy and he’s the landlord and one practices swordsmanship and is always hitting him, Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, .Hack/sign, and… Oh! These are all in Japanese with English subs because I can’t stand English anime! I saw an Inuyasha one once, and… Come on! ‘Kilala’? I don’t think so! sighs sadly Moving on…

Books: Harry Potter series, Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo series (really good, go find it), ummm… Tennis Shoes Among The Nephites series (another good one; go to local Nauvoo Books to buy last two mentioned), Laurell K Hamilton books, and just about anything else really.

Thing To Do In Spare Time: Right now, write. I start university soon,a nd hopefully a job. I have to take care of the apartment and my husband, as well as homework. I need to keep in touch with my friends. Other than that, TV and internet. I'm HUGE on FB right now. Yeah, I know.

Saying: "Life's a bitch but I deal with it!" ~kid rock~ "My only words of wisdom are: 'Radio Edit'" ~kid rock~

Store To Shop At: Shop? What is this ‘shopping’ you are implying that I do? I don’t shop! I go to WalMart. For EVERYTHING! other voices nod or say things like: ‘It’s true!’ or ‘You should see the deal she got on her bathing suit for last summer!’ Lollipop is crying in a corner somewhere

Favourite Stories To Read About: Harry Potter (mostly) and Inuyasha (a bit)

Favourite Inuyasha Pairings: for regular- Sesshomaru & Rin, Inuyasha & Kagome, Miroku & Sango for yaoi- Sesshomaru & Inuyasha or Inuyasha & Miroku

Favourite Harry Potter Pairings: for regular- Ron Weasley & Hermione Granger, and I'm kinda getting into Severus Snape & Hermione Granger for yaoi- Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter & Severus Snape, Harry Potter & Lucius Malfoy, Harry Potter & Remus Lupin, Harry Potter & Fenrir Greyback, Harry Potter & Sirius Black, Harry Potter & Severus Snape & Draco Malfoy, throw in a little Remus Lupin & Severus Snape, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin, and/or Severus Snape & Lucius Malfoy occasionally (can you tell I MAINLY read yaoi?)

Favourite FanFiction Sites: http://www.fanfiction.net/ (I HOPE you know what this is; angry stares if you don‘t), http://www.schnoogle.com/ (purely HP site), http://www.thesilversnitch.net/ (purely HP slash), http://www.etc.slashcity.net/archive/index.php (this has three mini sites within it, on the far right side there's a list including 'Beloved Enemies' (Harry/Lucius), 'After Class' (Harry/Severus), and 'Canis Major' (Harry/Sirius)), http://www.foreverfandom.net/ (which includes just about anything you want to write about), http://www.adultfanfiction.net/ (which includes just about anything you want to write about, has to be rated R or NC-17 I believe), http://www.walkingtheplank.org/archive/index.php (Harry/Severus), http://archive.sycophanthex.com/ (Harry Potter different pairings; the different pairing sites are listed on the right side starting with Ashwinder and ending with Dirty Dozen), http://www.thepetulantpoetess.com/ (has Harry Potter, original poetry, and original fiction; rather strict about posting, but that's good) http://potionsandsnitches.net/ (general Harry and Severus fiction, no slash between the two; mentor, father, guardian, adoption, teacher, friend, etc.), and SO MANY MORE. Enjoy!

Okay. That’s it for real now. Well, see ya suckers! -dpa06-