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Author has written 135 stories for Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Edward Scissorhands, Secret Window, Ninth Gate, Pirates of the Caribbean, American Gods, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Harry Potter, Benny and Joon, From Hell, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, National Treasure, Troy, Pacifier, Pitch Black / Riddick, James Bond, British Comedy, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Janet Evanovich, Equilibrium, xXx, House, M.D., Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Quills, Mummy, Due South, Flight of the Phoenix, Supernatural, Jericho, Burning Zone, Misc. Movies, Torchwood, Criminal Minds, Crystal Singer Trilogy, Watchmen, Gilmore Girls, Misc. Tv Shows, Highlander, Royal Pains, Harper's Island, NCIS, Heroes, Leverage, and Blade Runner. About the Author: I'm blonde. Unitarian Universalist. A movie buff, with a particular fondness for noir. More of a dog person than a cat person, usually. Hooked on caffeine, chocolate and Marmite. A bit of a one-track mind...although I prefer to think of it as being focused. If you like a one-shot story I've written, there's always a chance I may do a follow-up. (Another story, not another chapter.) Story Alert won't help, but if you add me to your Author Alert list, you'll find out as soon as it happens. Enjoy! An essay on a subject dear to my pen: We Who Slash There are many people who shake their heads at the phenomenon of slash. They don't understand what's behind it. Most of them are average (het) guys, who don't look at other guys That Way, and think that We Who Slash are a little strange. In some cases, that may well be true, but the average (mostly female) slasher thinks it's perfectly normal to hook up Boy A with Boy Z. Interestingly, I've seen this mindset at work among a cross-section of women, including some who don't self-identify as het. Geeks who've participated in D&D or the SCA will recognize the slogan: "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup." (Usually, it's accompanied by a picture of a dragon standing over the remains of a suit of armor and picking its teeth with the knight's lance.) The slashers have co-opted this to fit, and present it as, "Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and go well with other men." That sums a great deal of it up right there. Writing slash is a kind of voyeurism--we got to "watch" two hot guys getting it on. It eliminates the other woman. Depending on the fandom, we may not like the canon female the hero is usually paired with. This way, We Who Slash don't have to share him. Some fandoms don't have a canon girlfriend, but we can read subtext into the hero's relationship with his best friend--or his mortal enemy, if it comes to that. Which would you rather have, We Who Slash ask the audience. A really cheesy Mary Sue OFC, or the hero shagging his best friend in between adventures? Because very often, the heroine is little more than a substitute for the writer, who wants to seduce the hero in the worst way...and the hero's best friend/mortal enemy/sidekick, etc.. "The worst way" is often how it reads. Good slash avoids this pitfall--and what better way to solve the dilemma of penis envy than to throw an extra one into the mix? The average het guys (some of you are the ones we're writing about), are shaking your/their heads. (No, really, that's never occurred to you, you really weren't thinking about snogging-blowing-buggering your costar in that scene. You were thinking about rotating the tires on your car, what you're going to get your kids for Christmas, whether to have a reuben for lunch, or a cheeseburger. And there's no way you'd ever do that--ick!) Relax, fellows. To We Who Slash, it's just good, clean fun, purely fantasia--we don't really expect to see it on any screen except the one between our ears. For years, a staple of porn for guys was the classic situation of the big, strong hero overpowering the poor young woman and making her love sex. Feminists were/are outraged. While I'm sure we'll all agree that in Real Life, rape is a bad thing, this isn't Real Life, it's fan-fiction. We Who Slash have ganked that stapler and are merrily giving it our own interpretation. First, we're going to do this, then we're gonna do that, and as soon as our pairing has had a chance to catch its breath, we're gonna do this other thing... Of course, it's okay--Mother Knows Best, and We Who Slash are the ones birthing these fantastical incarnations of our favorite characters. It just that they're stubborn occasionally, and sometimes we have to make them do what's good for them. For us, non-consensual sex equals eat your broccoli or you won't get dessert. From the point of view of We Who Slash, slash is love. We aren't inventing these scenarios out of malice. It's mental masturbation, and that's simple truth. We get to spend hours at our keyboard, happily cataloging the pleasures we want to inflict on our heroes and enjoying the frisson of vicarious sexuality. The details don't disturb us; being female, the idea of being penetrated is business as usual. The antics our heroes indulge in are frequently things we've enjoyed, or which sound like fun, at least on paper. A substantial percentage of fan-fiction is relatively mild. Our hero surprises, or is surprised by, a kiss with his best friend, or the boys lend each other a helping hand for sexual relief, or simply comfort one another in times of distress. Don't get me wrong: hot sex is nice too, but unless it's rampantly OOC, we want the cuddles afterward as well. It often seems that in today's culture, it isn't "okay" for one male to have physical contact with another--unless they're fighting or participating on contact sports. A "guy hug" is generally a brusque thump or two on the back; there's none of the "cling" that most female hugs generate. I'm not saying all females hug that way, but most of us allow a few seconds of close proximity before drawing back. We Who Slash want to give that gift of intimacy to our heroes. It's okay to feel good, it's okay to show your feelings for each other, we reassure them. It may not be canon for you to romp among the sheets with your best friend/mortal enemy/sidekick, etc., but that's okay! Those escapades don't make you less attractive to us, they make you more so. They demonstrate that your heart is open to possibilities, love-able. In this, We Who Slash write the world as we would like it to be. Go forth, and read slash and be excellent to one another. Really, we don't mind. | |||||||||
1. The Inside Job reviewsNate's crew of thieves is being even sneakier than usual. Tara's missing, Hardison and Eliot are building something on the third floor...and what's scary is, Parker is smiling. They're up to something, but what? Nate's determined to steal their secret.Leverage - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-1-09 - Nathan F. & Sophie D. - Complete2. Zinfandel reviewsEmile Danko has a mistress who knows him as Jakob, a mild-mannered insurance adjuster. He also knows Sylar, a shapeshifter who has a twisted sense of humor. The question is, which one is he spending the evening with?Heroes - Rated: M - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-26-09 - Danko & Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete3. A Feast for Two at The Turquoise Dragon reviewsMissing scene from 504, 'The End'. General spoilers for season 5. Sam and Castiel share a meal and chat about destiny, free will, and the miraculous nature of broccoli. Inspired by an actual fortune cookie!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-3-09 - Sam W. & Castiel - Complete4. Iron and Faith reviewsThe demon-killing knife plays a big part in Ruby's life. However, the story of the weapon is epic, and owes little to her. From its historic beginning to its endowment with Power, the blade has followed a very special bloodline. Events through Season 3.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-24-09 - Ruby & Sam W. - Complete5. Details reviewsCoda to 5.1 -- SPOILERS. Bobby Singer? This is the dude who built a demon-proof fallout shelter, can answer the phone as one of several federal agencies, is fluent in Japanese and keeps opium handy in his kitchen. So how did...what happened...happen?Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-12-09 - Bobby S. - Complete6. When at Night I Go to Sleep reviewsSometimes Abby has trouble falling asleep. When that happens, she has a very detailed daydream that comforts her. Title from a song in the opera 'Hansel and Gretel'.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-14-09 - Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete7. Knock, Knock reviewsSPOILERS FOR THE CONCLUSION. I felt sorry for Shea and Madison---all that bad news to cope with---and I thought that something like this was bound to happen, because Madison has that...bent...sense of humor.Harper's Island - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-09 - Shea A. & Madison A. - Complete8. Giving One for the Team reviewsWhile the Americore castaways are stranded, the outside world goes on without them. Ian and Liddell chat about families, life and everything. Indirect slash.Flight of the Phoenix - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-09 - Complete9. Horse of a Different Color reviewsWhen the HankMed crew is summoned to an elaborate party to help a fallen guest, Evan is grossed out, Hank has qualms and Divya's past is going to play an important part in saving Wilma. A typical day in the life of a concierge doctor in the Hamptons!Royal Pains - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete10. Putting the 'Fun' in Funeral reviewsA closed casket can hide a lot of things, one of them being the absence of a corpse. What if the Comedian didn't stay dead?Crossover - Highlander & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-27-09 - Edward B./The Comedian - Complete11. Easy On the Eyes reviewsJensen is easy on the eyes, but he's lost without his glasses. Luckily Jared's there to see him through it! Not slash. SPN, Supernatural.Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-25-09 - Complete12. Lucifer Unleash'd reviewsLucifer does Vegas, Bobby gives Zachariah a piece of his mind, Cas learns how to fix a transmission, Anna makes pot roast and the boys stumble on information that explains everything, because the prophet Chuck does not have writer's block. Post Season 4.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-19-09 - Bobby S. & Castiel - Complete13. Outside the Storm reviewsTwo years after Mary's death, John has accepted a caretaker job and is living with the boys at an isolated camp on a lake. They're a long way from anywhere...then one by one, the boys fall ill. It's a lot for a lonely man to cope with.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-20-09 - John W. & Jim M. - Complete14. The Ghost of Star's Hollow reviewsWhen Sam walks into the diner, all hell breaks loose. Or at least, as much hell as a small town in Connecticut can muster; compared to the real thing it's pretty tame. The Winchesters stop for coffee and encounter mistaken identity and a tragic case.Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-11-09 - Rory G. & Sam W. - Complete15. Finish reviewsA young man journeys to New York with mayhem in mind, but someone else has beaten him to the finish. The Comedian is dead. Long live The Comedian? Rated for language.Watchmen - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-09 - Edward B./The Comedian - Complete16. Don't Hang Up reviewsResponding to an urgent message from a dying woman, Sam and Dean learn a shocking secret about a case their dad worked after Sam left for Stanford. Canon shot this one down in Jump the Shark.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-09 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete17. Crystal Dawn reviewsOn Ballybran, a new Crystal Singer named Trag undertakes his first trip to the Ranges with a more experienced cutter named Lanzecki. Pre-trilogy canon, slash.Crystal Singer Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-15-09 - Complete18. Over 21 reviewsWhy can't we all just get along? In this case, Morelli and Ranger work together in more ways than one! when Stephanie gets herself into a predicament. Excerpts from the imaginary title "Over 21"...I doubt there's ever going to be a canon threesome!Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-09 - Stephanie P. - Complete19. Sleep in Heavenly Peace reviewsThe war against Hell is over, and Dean has returned to Lisa and Ben to put his life back together. This is their first Christmas as a family. Spoilers for The Kids Are Alright, features Season 4 characters, shot down by Lucifer Rising. Darn.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-1-09 - Lisa B. & Dean W. - Complete20. Original Equipment reviewsIn 4.5, Monster Movie, the conversation between Dean and Sam about Dean's "born again" status amused me enormously, and I produced this.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-17-08 - Dean W. - Complete21. End Game reviewsAfter four seasons of Supernatural, we're all wondering about the end game. Not Azazel's--Kripke's. Here's my take on the last few minutes of the final episode, right after that interminable commerical interruption. Just Dean and Sam and the Impala....Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-8-08 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete22. The One About the Travelling Salesman reviewsForeshadowing to 4.1. I'm not going to let this get to me, he resolves, but God? You can send that angel my way any time. The story of Castiel's vessel.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-23-08 - Castiel - Complete23. None So Blind reviewsCoda to 4.1. The staff has been talking about the young woman who had a freak accident that burned her eyes right out of her head. The mysterious patient has an equally enigmatic visitor, and her roommate witnesses the whole strange encounter. Pamela.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-21-08 - Castiel - Complete24. Kindergarten Isn't Ready for Dean Winchester reviewsIt's Dean's first day of kindergarten, and his teacher doesn't like his attitude. Or his dad's. Wee!Dean. Warning for language.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-25-08 - Dean W. & John W. - Complete25. X Marks the Spot reviewsWhen you can't sign a contract, the next best thing is an X on the dotted line.... Dean makes another deal.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-08 - Dean W.26. Thank You For the Music reviewsWilson's having a bad day. Chase arranges a night on the town. Not slash!House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-08 - J. Wilson & R. Chase - Complete27. Summertime Blues reviewsJohn Winchester feels guilty about the secret he's keeping, but he only wants what's best for his boys. Pre-series.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-23-08 - John W. - Complete28. Mary Sue Goes to Hell reviewsAfter the Season 3 finale, Dean is in The Bad Place, when along comes this gorgeous chick with masses of flowing blonde hair and chameleonesque eyes.... Total crack!fic, in case you couldn't tell from the title.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-08 - Dean W. - Complete29. Peace In the Valley reviewsSam is already plagued with guilt. Then, one sleepless night, he has an otherworldly visitor. Set after Season Three, spoilers through finale.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-08 - Sam W. & John W. - Complete30. The Wives of David Rossi » reviewsIn a discussion between Hotch and Rossi, Rossi said they had a total of four failed marriages between them. Hotch has never mentioned a previous marriage, so I concluded that Rossi is the one who's really racked up a score. Here's my take on the subject.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 5-13-08 - Complete31. You Must Remember This reviewsThe Trickster has a plan to save the Winchesters from themselves. Followup to Vaudeville Isn't Dead. Spoilery for Tall Tales, Mystery Spot, various aired eps.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-4-08 - Dean W. - Complete32. Nachos reviewsTakes place sometime after No More Mr Nice Guy...House and Chase bet on their bowling scores, and the stakes are high. Slashy but not graphic.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-30-08 - R. Chase & G. House - Complete33. Quiet on the Set reviewsPre-series: When Jack is kidnapped by a group of murderous sadists to star in a snuff film, his life depends on playing dead. Scenes of torture and non-con. No fluffy bunnies here, folks.Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-28-08 - Complete34. Vaudeville Isn't Dead reviewsThe boys are just passing through town when they hear about an old theater where strange things have been happening. They decide to check it out, and find out the Trickster is involved. Spoilers for Tall Tales and The Mystery Spot.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-08 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete35. Earth Mama Blues » reviewsDuring the Hudson River vaccine effort, Deputy Bill has a confrontation with Melanie, who wants an extra dose. Knowing about her liason with Jonah Prowse, he suspects her motives aren't what she claims. Events through 2.3, Oversight.Jericho - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 12-30-07 - Complete36. Sympathy for the Devil reviewsBefore Azazel, the Yellow-Eyed Demon possessed him, Vince was a blue collar guy with a girlfriend and a normal life. Then he heard a noise down the hall, and nothing would ever be the same again. Non-con, character death.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-19-08 - Azazel/Yellow-Eyes - Complete37. The Hills of Home reviewsPast. Backstory. History. Who is Bobby Singer, and where does he come from? How did he get into hunting? Here are the answers, told by the person who knows him best in the world. posted prior to Dream a Little Dream.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-31-08 - Bobby S. - Complete38. For Auld Lang Syne reviewsSet one year in the future. If you want to spend a festive New Year's Eve, this isn't the bar to do it in. 2009 is only a few minutes away when a tall blonde pushes the door open and strides into the room.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-07 - Bela T. - Complete39. 214 Days reviewsNo one knows when they're going to die. Dean bargained for a year, but it didn't work out that way. Death!fic.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete40. Fresh Produce reviewsA selfexplanatory companion piece to It Happened One Night. Bobby wonders why things keep disappearing around his house. The latest thing is a bagful of green peppers.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-07 - Bobby S. - Complete41. It Happened One Night » reviewsSpoilers only if you're not familiar with AHBL. Dean's year is up, he's waiting at a crossroads, when along comes a hellhound and a roadtrip ensues. No relation whatsoever to the Clark Gable movie of the same name. The thrilling conclusion is now up!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 12-27-07 - Dean W. - Complete42. The Importance of Being Hubert reviewsAssassins fic. One of Elecktra's goals was to find a boyfriend for her cat, Pearl. Now that she has, Rath suggests a name. Fluffy drabble.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-30-07 - Complete43. Phoenix Grounded reviewsA brief glimpse of something that happened shortly after the Phoenix landed. A belated companion piece of sorts to 'Comfort Food' and 'Cost Benefit Analysis of Golf Clubs'.Flight of the Phoenix - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-07 - Complete44. Hellhounds On My Trail reviewsSam has a question for his brother about an event from their childhood. Wee!chester fans will probably go Aww!. No spoilers.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-2-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete45. Heads or Tails reviewsWhen Dean is assaulted by a demon during a hunt, Sam saves his life, but the drama is just beginning. Mpreg, mentions of Wincest, and some really disgusting special effects.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-24-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete46. The Ghost of a Junkyard Dog reviewsBobby is minding his own business, fixing up an old Chevelle, when strange things start happening at Singer Salvage. He thinks it may be a fourlegged ghost. Set early in season 2, spoilers for Devil's Trap and IMToD.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-23-07 - Bobby S. - Complete47. Bela's Guilty Little Secret reviewsDrabble and a half, spoilers for Red Sky at Morning, jinxed by latter eps. Bela didn't tell Dean what went down, but I thought it might be something like this.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-07 - Bela T. & Dean W. - Complete48. Golden reviewsA Hallmark moment in Season 3. Dean hears the clock ticking, coming closer and closer to the day his deal comes due. With that in mind, it's not exactly roses that he's stopping to smell.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-22-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete49. Living in the Present reviewsA bite sized sequel of sorts to Living in the Past, as well as Confronting the Dancing Bear. A drabble for Karaokegal, who asked: Where's Chase a year later?House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-19-07 - R. Chase - Complete50. June, Revisited reviewsGail Green, then and now. Spoilers for the first season finale. Drabbicious angst.Jericho - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-07 - Complete51. My Shiroma reviewsHere's a little romantic fluff for one of the most obscure fandoms around, because Sleuth channel is rerunning The Burning Zone, and everybody loves a wedding!Burning Zone - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-07 - Complete52. More Interesting Than Armageddon reviewsHe leads a quiet life most of the time, but once in a while, Bobby Singer rides to the rescue.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-21-07 - Bobby S. - Complete53. Warts and All reviewsIt's bad enough that my brother's been turned into a frog. Now I have to find a princess who's willing to pucker up.... I'll give you a 20 dollar tip if you'll kiss my frog!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-11-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete54. Beyond Blade Runner » reviewsAll passengers from the stolen shuttle weren't accounted for. One of them wasn't a replicant. After Blade Runner, Riddick steals Roy's body to restore him with help from a rogue genetech...and he has a very creative plan to get them offworld.... SLASH AUCrossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Blade Runner - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,655 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-17-07 - Published: 4-22-07 - Complete55. They're Playing Our Song reviewsJust a fluffy little moment between Mimi and Stanley. No spoilers.Jericho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-07 - Complete56. Just Add Fire reviewsBobby watches Dean struggle with the aftermath of All Hell Breaks Loose, part 1. Spoilers for AHBL1 and In My Time of Dying. SO not what ended up happening! Double drabble.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-10-07 - Bobby S. & Dean W. - Complete57. Son of a Gun reviewsDean's usually a pretty careful guy, but in this case, he can blame it all on the Purple Nurples. Slightly AU post Tall Tales, but no real spoilers.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-07 - Dean W. - Complete58. The Jersey Devil reviewsDean has a close encounter with a taser and Sam shares a backseat with a drag queen. Crossover between the Plum novels by Janet Evanovich and Supernatural the TV series. The Winchesters do Trenton and things will never be the same!Crossover - Janet Evanovich & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-31-07 - Stephanie P. & Dean W. - Complete59. Seen and Unseen » reviewsPart 1, Bobby has a visitor. 2, Ellen strikes a deal. 3, Sam witnesses a bar fight. 4, Dean makes a mistake. 5, Nancy gets help. 6, Sam does a good deed. 7, Dean has questions for their guest. The shocking conclusion is now up!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,707 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 12-30-06 - John W. - Complete60. Cleavage » reviewsDean's in a tight spot, and Sam's unconscious.... It started as a death!crack!drabble. And then it turned into something strange, just what everyone needs for Valentine's Day. As usual, I own nothing but the neurons and electrons I composed it with.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 2-12-07 - Dean W. - Complete61. Dog Days reviewsThe summer Dean Winchester was eight years old, he really, really wanted a dog. Wee!Winchesters, present day, no pairings, no spoilers.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-20-07 - Dean W. & John W. - Complete62. Legendary reviewsIn a hundred years, a new urban legend is told throughout the land.... Drabble.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-27-06 - Complete63. Flying Towards Destiny » reviewsArdeth Bey and Jonathan Carnahan have little in common, but the phrase Opposites Attract was coined for a reason. Slash! Chapter Nine up. When he interupts a conversation, Alex is put on the spot.Mummy - Rated: M - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 7-15-06 - Ardeth B. & Jonathan C.64. Reconciliation reviewsFuture Xmas, 2033. The Winchester brothers separated after a terrible fight. For many years, one man believed his brother was dead. When another hunter brings word of a stranger who knows the truth, the surviving brother goes on one last hunting trip.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-24-06 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete65. A Very Winchester Christmas reviewsA look at Sam's ninth Christmas and the Winchesters' holiday traditions through the eyes of Sam, John and Dean. Wee!chesters, noncanon.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-20-06 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete66. Dean Winchester's Philosophy of Channel Surfing reviewsWe all have movies that we'll stop to watch, no matter how many times we've seen them before. A thoughtful look at Dean's favorite film.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-19-06 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete67. What Fresh Hell reviewsAfter the events of In My Time of Dying, John Winchester endures a series of ordeals and catches glimpses of a past that might have been. Were his wife and sons keeping terrible secrets from him, or is it all part of a demonic plan to drive him mad?Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-17-06 - John W. - Complete68. The End of an Era reviewsAfter Sam leaves for Stanford, John seeks out an old friend for comfort and is faced with a difficult choice. Companion to The Girl from Cassadaga.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-11-06 - John W. - Complete69. The Girl from Cassadaga reviewsWhere does John go on his solo hunts? In 1994, he goes to Bike Week at Daytona, and finds an ally. During subsequent visits thru 2001, a relationship unfolds.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-2-06 - John W. - Complete70. Bad Fairy reviewsHalloween, 1989. Sam's sudden illness may have been caused by the demon John is tracking. A young doctor named House thinks otherwise. SPN House MD crossoverCrossover - House, M.D. & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-31-06 - G. House & John W. - Complete71. Cinders, Ashes and Smoke reviewsJohn Winchester has a very pragmatic viewpoint on love and sex. Nothing graphic, one F bomb.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-06 - John W. - Complete72. An Act of Contrition reviewsSpoilers for Babies and Bathwater, season one. After Vogler's departure, House intends to humiliate Chase for his betrayal. The punishment he inflicts doesn't have the effect he intended, although he enjoys the results.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-25-06 - R. Chase & G. House - Complete73. Cost Benefit Analysis of Golf Clubs reviewsSometimes, the things that other people think are crazy are the things that help keep you sane. When Fate dumps you in the world's biggest sand trap, what else is there to do besides play golf? Ian POV.Flight of the Phoenix - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-23-06 - Complete74. Comfort Food reviewsThe simple, familiar things are what you want most when the world is a scary place. Ian POV.Flight of the Phoenix - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-23-06 - Complete75. Chasing the Past reviewsSet 20 years in the future. Chase has returned to PPTH for a special event, and has a chance to catch up with the people who used to be a big part of his life. He also has a secret that he's been keeping for a long, long time.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-18-06 - R. Chase - Complete76. Trade You For the Hat reviewsFluffy short which includes Fraser showering, creative use of refrigerator magnets, a can of beer and a deaf wolf who knows what he wants.Due South - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-06 - Complete77. Confronting the Dancing Bear reviewsChase ponders whether or not to reveal his relationship with a coworker. If he does, he knows he's in for a hard time from House...and so is the older woman he's fallen for.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-06 - R. Chase - Complete78. Living in the Past » reviewsA person's home tells a story about the person who lives there, if you read between the lines. A tour of the ducklings' domiciles: Foreman, Cameron and Chase.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-5-06 - Published: 8-3-06 - Complete79. Making an Entrance reviewsOne morning in the conference room, everything comes to a screeching halt. Fluff drabble and a half.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-23-06 - Complete80. A Tragic Loss reviewsCaptain Jack Sparrow brings a man who has lost his memory aboard the Black Pearl. Gibbs and Anamaria think this is the craziest thing Jack has done yet, but they don't know the whole story. AU to DMC. No spoilers! Sparrington.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-10-06 - James N. & Jack S. - Complete81. Skeletons in the Closet reviewsStories abound of writers being visited by Jack Sparrow. Some of us have less amusing guests. What happens when Captain Barbossa and other Geoffrey Rush characters come to call....Crossover - Quills & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-24-06 - Hector B. - Complete82. Underlying Causes » reviewsA person's life experience shapes who they are. For Doctor Robert Chase, the burdens of growing up in the shadow of his powerful father and caring for his self destructive mother are two of the strongest influences of making him who he is today.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-18-06 - Published: 6-9-06 - R. Chase83. Theatricality reviewsThe reigning queen of the Gotham stage encounters a charming young man named Bruce Wayne. Will romance bloom?Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete84. Surreptitious reviewsJim Gordon bonds with his teenage daughter, Barbara. But can she keep secret his partnership with the Gotham's mysterious avenger?Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-29-06 - Complete85. Fortune Cookie reviewsWe know about his double life, but to someone who doesn't know his secret, how does Bruce Wayne appear? After Wayne Manor burns down, Bruce tries to check into the hotel he thinks he's bought. It's not going to be that simple....Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-27-06 - Complete86. It Takes One to Know One » reviewsA judge with eccentric ideas of justice has a novel sentence for Riddick. Riddick has his own ideas on the subject. Set prePitch Black. Experimental. Except for the first and last chapter, chapters are double drabble length.Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 36 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 12-24-05 - Complete87. Scrubbing In reviewsOne of House's many creative methods of avoiding clinic duty involves joining Wilson in the OR. First, they have to shower.... HouseWilson, sort of. My Housefic debut.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete88. Return from Bora Bora reviewsAt the end of State of the Union, the NSA compound was in ruins, and Xander Cage was believed dead. At least, that's what the bad guys thought...Toby finds out otherwise.xXx - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-15-06 - Complete89. Errol, 2116 reviewsErrol Partridge reads Yeats and thinks about rebellion. Why did he cease his interval? What does he feel about Libria? How did he connect with the Underground? Answers here.Equilibrium - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-15-06 - Complete90. Siesta reviewsWhere are El Mariachi and Sands now, and how did they get there? Slash. Written for Yuletide 2005.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-2-06 - Complete91. No Good Deed Goes Unpunished reviewsWhen Sands visits El and Kate for Christmas, he goes exploring and finds himself in an uncomfortable situation. How is he going to get himself out of this one? PWP.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-24-05 - Complete92. Feliz Navidad reviewsWhen Stephanie needs a Christmas favor, Ranger's her man...and Grandma's along for the ride. Set just before Visons of Sugar Plums.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-16-05 - Ranger M. & Edna M./Grandma - Complete93. The Twenty Five Dollar Shoebox reviewsEverett and Delmar attempt to change the horny toad back into Pete, with some odd results.O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-23-05 - Complete94. Manifesto of the Underwear Liberation Front reviewsor, Why We Can't All Just Get A Thong. In the style of Monty Python in other words, quite silly.British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-05 - Complete95. Primrose Path reviewsDuring his 14 month imprisonment in Die Another Day, Bond takes refuge in a bizarre fantasy world. Who does he dream about in his darkest hours?James Bond - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-20-0596. Passing the Torch reviewsAlec is dying, but he isn't alone. How his fate intersects an ambitious young man's and changes his future. Goldeneye meets AssassinsCrossover - James Bond & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-3-0597. Christening reviewsRiddick as you've never seen him before. The feral five year old has a fascination with sharp, shiny objects. Origin fic.Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-9-0598. Pickings reviewsFound in a dumpster behind a liquor store? There had to be more to the story than that! Riddick origin ficlet. Rated for implied cannabalism. Mild swearing.Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-1-0599. The Perfect House reviews[The Pacifier] Prequel ficlet. Because there was a hole in the plot you could drive a Hummer through.Pacifier - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-28-05 - Complete100. The Road From Santa Cecelia reviewsSudden, violent death can leave a man with unfinished business. After the events of Desperado, a ghostly mariachi struggles to complete one final task. Campa's story. One shot.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,439 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-13-05 - Complete101. Troy Story reviewsSilly little ficlet that recasts Troy on a low, low budget scale. Tongue in cheek.Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-26-05102. Ink reviewsThere's more brewing in the Potions lab than an extra credit project for two daring Sixth Years. Definitely slash. AU, not HBP canon.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-14-05 - Draco M. & Neville L.103. Think About That reviewsSlashy drabble. Lunch with Sands can be upsetting. Jorge Ramirez's thoughts during the cafe scene.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-12-05104. Taking Care of Business » reviewsIn the aftermath of the massacre at the Gomez hacienda, a cartelista is caught between the traitors in his own organization and the group that wiped out his friends. Can he trust an offer made by a man named Sands? Follow up to Clockwork Mexico. COMPLETE!Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,370 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 6-1-05 - Complete105. Righthand Man reviewsAlone in a jail cell with his thoughts, Ian Howe reflects. Drabble.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-05 - Complete106. I Think That I Shall Never See reviewsWhy Sam likes trees, and other things he thinks about. A leafy little something for Arbor Day.Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-29-05107. Rascal reviewsAn incident from Sands's boyhood...about a boy and his dog. Poignant drabble.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-05108. Mary Sue Sells Mary Kay reviewsAfter being rejected by Mr. Willie Wonka, Mary Sue Ledbetter takes a vacation, during which she meets a most unusual man. One-shot. (Was supposed to be posted April 1st.) Repeat after me: It's tongue-in-cheek.Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-2-05 - Complete109. Sins reviewsA turning point in the relationship between El and Sands. (Previously chronicled in "A Good Dog" and "Reawakening".) Post-movie AU. Slash.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-29-05110. Reawakening reviewsThe post-hallucenogenic psychosis is fading, but Sands has another problem on his hands...one he hopes El Mariachi will help him with. Post-movie AU. El-Sands slash.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-19-05111. A Good Dog reviewsThe waking nightmares and surreality that haven't left Sands alone in the months since being dosed with Dr. Guevara's hallucinogenic cocktail are beginning to take their toll on his sanity. Post-movie AU, slash.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-11-05112. Clockwork Mexico » reviewsEl Mariachi joins forces with Sands and an American mercenary to stop another deadly cartel. Silence of the Lambs meets Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Kate Martin rides again!Crossover - Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal & Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,177 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 2-28-05 - Published: 2-1-05 - Complete113. Anything For You reviewsFollow up to My Gryffindor. More slash, less angst. A quiet afternoon in Greenhouse 3 becomes an intense encounter between two longtime antagonists. AU, not HBP canon!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-05 - Neville L. & Draco M.114. Lonesome Confectioner Seeks True Love reviewsJust suppose Mr. Willie Wonka decided to have an heir the old fashioned way, instead of all that business with the Golden Tickets...and he attempted to find a partner via a personal ad...Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-14-05 - Complete115. By Dawn's Early Light reviewsA disgraced housemaid will hang on the morrow, and so will the notorious Captain Jack Sparrow. Or will they?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-25-04116. Baby Rex » reviewsChapter One: Grilled cheese, a fib and the consequences. Chapter Two: Tapioca, fingerpaints and a new skill. Chapter Three: Downfall of the invincible alien fighter, a day at the races and a night at the movies. COMPLETEBenny and Joon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-25-04 - Published: 12-23-04 - Complete117. A Song of the Green Fairy reviewsA Christmas Carol, but not exactly Dickens...Inspector Abberline is visited by three spirits, from his angst ridden past to his debauched present and a future far different from what he's predicted. Rated for drug use. No excessive language or sex.From Hell - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-24-04 - Complete118. The Sign of the Green Bottle reviewsAn errand for Elizabeth turns into something more for Will Turner, who finds a piece of his own past in an unexpected place. Will-fic. Stand alone?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-04119. El Noche Before Navidad reviewsWhen OUaTiM meets The Night Before Christmas, strange things happen. Sands confronts a jingling intruder on Christmas eve. You've got to read it to believe it....Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-18-04 - Complete120. Sparrow the RumSoaked Pirate reviewsIf you're sitting around singing Christmas songs while you trim the tree, here's a new one for you. I think you'll recognize the tune. (Blame it on too much rum in the eggnog!)Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-17-04121. Ninth Gate: Reminiscence Revisited reviewsSometimes, you just don't know the whole story, as this letter between friends reveals. Follow-up to "Wisdom's Gate" and companion piece to "Reminiscence".Ninth Gate - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-27-04 - Published: 11-25-04 - Complete122. Wisdom's Gate » reviewsAmerican Gods" Neil Gaiman & "The Ninth Gate". Features among other things: angels, demons, Egyptian gods, talking cats, crop circles and a ghost. COMPLETE!Crossover - American Gods & Ninth Gate - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,263 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 11-19-04 - Published: 8-30-04 - Complete123. Out of the Past reviewsSands. Pibil. Tequila. A redhead. ADULT SITUATIONS, ADULT LANGUAGE. One-shot to commemorate The Day of the Dead.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-2-04 - Complete124. My Gryffindor reviewsAngsty slashiness! Set early in 6th year. Draco is struggling with his sexuality and he's fallen for someone completely unsuitable. Not who you think... AU, not HBP canon!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-26-04 - Draco M. & Neville L. - Complete125. Twilight Reflections reviewsKate Martin has a new contract. Make it look like an accident, her boss tells her. Rated for bad language and graphic gore. PreClockwork MexicoSilence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-24-04126. Dos Pistoleros reviewsOUaTiM, The Next Generation. Two gunfighters meet in a Mexican bar. Both are out for revenge. During the siege that ensues, will they manage to work together or die enemies? Rated for violence, language.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-28-04127. If You Give a Grizzly Bear a Beer reviewsBuffalo Bill may be dead, but his influence lives on...over drinks, Catherine Martin talks about surviving a killer's rage and why she's not Senator Mommy's good little girl anymore.Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-18-04128. Ninth Gate: Reminiscence reviewsThe end of "The Ninth Gate" was only the beginning of trouble for Dean Corso. A meeting with an old friend sheds light on his mysterious past.Ninth Gate - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-26-04 - Complete129. Ninth Gate: Fortune Foretold reviewsDean Corso is in Paris after his experiences with The Ninth Gate. A mysterious woman offers to reveal his future. What do the cards say about his life?Ninth Gate - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-15-04 - Complete130. Gemini Descending » reviewsOut on Tashmore Lake, two men are sharing a cabin - and a body. What happens when John Shooter falls in love? Will passion bring the two men together, or drive them further into madness? -COMPLETE-Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 8-6-04 - Published: 6-30-04 - Complete131. Clean Sheets, Dirty Daggers reviewsNo one is born a pirate, not even Captain Jack Sparrow. How did a youthful encounter with pirates lure him from the straight and narrow? Jinxed by At World's End.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-6-04 - Jack S.132. Ninth Gate: Corso's Choice reviewsDean Corso was strolling toward the opening portal as the end credits for The Ninth Gate rolled. What might have happened in the next few minutes if it hadn't cut right there.Ninth Gate - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-28-04 - Complete133. Deja Vu reviewsOnce Upon A Time In Metaphor.... Sands's thoughts as he prepares to confront a battle he can't win.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-26-04134. Writer's Perogative reviewsOne shot fluff -- take one hormonal writer, add tequila and a Johnny Depp film festival -- tongue-in-cheek fun ensues. Emphasis on the tongue-in-cheek part.Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 6-26-04 - Complete135. Darkness Bound » reviewsLast seen blinded and bleeding, what happened to everyone's favorite rogue CIA agent after the events of OUATIM? Rated for bad language, gore, mayhem, and creative sportsmanship. Prequel to Clockwork Mexico. Enjoy! COMPLETE!Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,581 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-24-04 - Complete