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Author has written 20 stories for Legend of Zelda. 3/17: SAINTS BE PWAISED! Unfortunately, it's not a new chapter of anything funny, but I think EE is really my main project and it's the thing I'm most readily working on. If you want funny, you can read my MSTs at the website in my profile, or, and this is all-new, you can read all about my adventures in Switzerland at http://daveseuroblog.blogspot.com. Whee! Oh, did I mention I'm studying abroad in Switzerland right now? Another thing I want to say real quick is that I am profusely sorry for not updating more often. The truth is twofold. First, the kind of creativity I run on comes in spurts, typically at some insane hour of the night, and I can sustain it for a while, long enough to knock out a whole chapter of something in one night, and then it goes dry for a while. Why can't I just force it? After all, if I'm going to be a writer or a columnist or something, I actually will have deadlines (deadlines: just one letter away from "deadlies." Coincidence?). That brings me to point two: I already have deadlines, and they're for school. I am actually in college, I actually have classes and papers. So unless you can get me a job that requires only a high-school diploma writing fanfiction, I'm afraid I have to prioritize. I don't mean to be stuck up, but I really do care and the embarrassingly long periods of deadness create a gnawing guilt in me that keeps me awake many a night, weeping into the cold, unfeeling darkness. Anyway, new EE is up and if you crave my word-form-congeries, you can check my blog and my MSTs, which tend to get updated more often. 12/5: Well... I'm still here, and I have a new EE for you. I'm glad I can still keep writing these and I hope there are still people out there who will read them. It's funny...here I am halfway done with my sophomore year of college, about to become an English major and maybe be a professional writer for the rest of my life. And it all started one day with Mr. Crash in my living room, talking about writing a story about Super Smash Brothers. And I've been writing fanfiction ever since. | |||||||||
1. Eternity's End » reviewsLink had defeated Ganondorf, but history repeats itself, and being sent back in time after he had done so did not stop the evil from rising anew. And when it did, the Hero of Time slew the evil in cold blood. And his actions changed the world forever.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,479 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 2-8-042. Sword Dreams » reviewsYou dont't wield the Master Sword...it wields you. A story of madness and tragedy.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 7-9-053. My Life With Zelda » reviewsMore adventures in home improvement and life-threatening injury.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 4-29-05 - Published: 7-17-014. Rauru at Large » reviewsRage Against the Machine's "Calm Like a Bomb." There's not much food-related that rhymes with "bomb" so I went with "pie." Enjoy.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-29-05 - Published: 4-24-035. Adventures In Randomness With Zelda And Co » reviewsAfter months of development, the thrilling, chilling, vanilling conclusion of the Zelda Murder Mystery Dinner Party is in the HIZZZZZZZZZZouse! It'll BLOW YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,880 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 7-31-026. A2Z: Zelda Style! » reviewsNew on VH1 (Videogame Hyrule...umm...One, I guess) it's A2Z: Zelda Style, where we go through the alphabet analyzing our favorite Zelda characters. Now: The second half of the alphabet, the rare sequel that's better than the first!Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-8-05 - Published: 12-22-047. The Z Gang Gets Psychoanalyzed » reviewsThis time: the beloved princess fair, flaming hellbeast and all-around BYOTCH. See if we can calm her raging bipolar disorder.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 7-21-038. Minions reviewsA series of monologues from some of The Legend of Zelda's most famed enemies. Inspired by Mr. Crash's "Slice of Life" stories. Part 1: A denizen of the darkness.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-049. Stairway to Heaven reviewsThe way you walked was thorny through no fault of your own... but as the rain enters the soil, the river enters the sea... so tears run to a predestined end. Your suffering is over. Now you will find peace for eternity.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-26-0410. Leaving Soon reviewsSigh...here we go again...with a parody of "Leaving Soon" by BNL.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-0311. Asleep At The Horse reviewsUp next in Dave's parade of parodies, this little thingamabob of "Asleep at the Wheel" by Barenaked Ladies. Enjoy(?)Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-0312. Sunshine of Your Love reviewsOh great, and now a syrupy songfic too...to the Cream song of the same title. Knock yerself out...Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-0313. Hero of Time reviewsA really unoriginal parody of "American Pie." Read if you must...Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-0314. The Fishing Guy Talks Back! » reviewsTHE FISHERMAN IS IN!!!Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-23-02 - Published: 8-21-0215. From the Jaws of Victory reviewsWhat would it be like to snatch defeat...Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-0216. Super Smash Borthers: Winner and Still Champion » reviewsFinally, a chapter nearly ten months in the making...part 10 us up! I urge you to read this story, it is my opus and best work yet. Any old fans or newcomers, please read this story. I don't care if you review or not, just please read this.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,015 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-5-01 - Published: 4-19-0117. The Twelve Days of Zelda reviewsA Christmas classic revisited...Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-31-0118. I Can't Believe It's Not Windmill Guy! reviewsTired of the Windmill Guy? Here are some equaly insane alternitives, with 30% less sodium!Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-14-0119. The Darkest Hour reviewsLink is killed in a dark invasion of Hyrule...short but moving. I'm re-uploading it. OMG, AN ANGST FIC FROM DEADEYE! RUN!!!!Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-9-0120. Link's Diary Or: My Life With a Hyperactive Fairy reviewsThe title says it all. This is my first posting on fanfiction.net (but not my first fic) so have fun with it! PG 13 for mild swearing and other such adultish themes.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-20-01 - Published: 4-19-01
