Llama-Alpaca-Llapaca
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since: 06-10-04, id: 606610
country: USA
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

6/2/06 update! YAY! I'm almost done with chapter 8. As in done, but Fanfiction dot net is being an Aris again. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Oh well. I was going back through my chapters and realized I have several glaring mistakes that need to be corrected- but I thinkI'll finish the story first. Right now I'm on SUMMER VACATION- andtechnically, I'm a Junior now- which I am very very very happy about. Nothin' much else has happened recently. My cat died. My hermit crab died, too. That's really depressing. I mean, it's not like I don't feed them or love them- they just DIE! sigh. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

12/29/05 update! OK, I do have the next chapter and a half written, typical that I would finish it during the few hours set aside for site maitenance! And, I forgot to add into my AN before that Aris is Cockney Rhyming Slang. It basically means your bum. Basically, it works kinda like this Aristotle rhymes with bottle, bottle of glass rhymes with (well, you know.). You shorten it to Aris, and you have yet another secret way to swear! Google "Cockney Rhyming Slang" if you have issues. Actually, Google sucks. Try Yahoo or something. That's all. -Jacque

Here's some personal info ( sarcasm>I just know you are all dying to find out more about me /sarcasm>)

Name: Jacqueline

Place: Traverse City, MI, but I'm living in TX.

Age: 14.

Grade: Going into 11th. I started school when I was four b/c I was already reading and understanding the newspaper. So... yah.

Favorite stuff:

-Movies: Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Pirates of the Carribean (I can't wait for #2!), Benny and Joon (good, good movie. Such the best.), um... I like Veggie Tales (hehhehhehheh- I heat Larry and his silly songs- Oh where is my Hairbrush, Waterbuffalo Song, my Favorite of his is The Song of the Cebu!. I also like the French Peas- Keep Walking is a kewl song too.), I dunno, I like a lot of others too. Haryy Potter, but the books are better.

-Books: LoTR, Ella Enchanted (the book is better than the movie, but the guy who was the prince was really cute), Chrestomanci Novels (I really like that author, Dianna Winston or something like that...), I also like this book by Bill Bryson called A Short History of Nearly Everything. It's a well-written, informative book with a pinch of humor. I love to read, but I can't think of anymore books right now. Well I love Agatha Christie novels. Some of my faves when I was younger werethe Encyclopedia Brown books. I loved those. They're still pretty good, but now I like Agatha Christie better. I like the original James Bond books, too. Ian something or other. Harry Potter books.

-Music: Oh, goosh. Too many to name. I guess I'll do songs firts. Breakaway, I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles), Drop it like it's hot, Harder To Breathe, Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, Holiday, Wake Me Up When September Ends, Behind These Hazel Eyes, Lonely (Old Version) Dirty, Love Shack, Jacqueline Tom Stahl and the Dangerfields, Barbie Girl, Lollipop (Candyman), Clocks, Since U Been Gone, The Phantom Of The Opera From the movie soundtrack,Lonely No More, Lose Control, Baby Got Back, Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy), Redneck Woman, I Hope You Dance, This One's For The Girls, Blue (Da Ba Dee), Lady, Rich Girl, Anything But Ordinary, Dr. Jones, Don't Phunk With My Heart, Shekina, Bug A Boo, Underneath Your Clothes, Objection (Tango), Whenever, Wherever, Eyes Like Yours (Ojos Así), Heroé- Enrique Inglaise, Cowboy Take Me Away, Goodbye Earl, Heartbreak Town, You All Everybody, Wordplay, Geek In The Pink, Life Is Wonderful, Can't Fight The Moonlight, Blue, Hanging By A Moment, This Love, She Will Be Loved, What It Feels Like For A Girl, Unwritten, Single, Drop Me In The Middle, Dragostea Din Tea, Freedom Twelve Girls Band, Popular, Defying Gravity, I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing, Kissed By A Rose, Black Eyes Blue Tears, That Don't Impress Me Much, Pour Me, Party Of One, My Maria, Greased Lightnin', Summer Days, Dance to The Music, Stacy's Mom, 1985, Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend Moulin Rouge soundtrack, Holding Out For A Hero, Livin' La Vida Loca, Elephant Love Melody, Mamma Mia, Josie And The Pussycats soundtrack, Fairy Godmother Song, Man Of Constant Sorrow, and bunches bunches bunches more.

-Artists: All of the above.

-Actors/resses: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Hayden Christensen, Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood, Daniel Radcliffe, Julia Roberts, Tom Hanks, Antonio Banderas, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Kirsten Dunst, and a lot more.

-TV show: Lost! Lost lost lost lost! And Boomerang Cartoons (Oldies.). And Whose Line Is It Anyway (veeery funny show. I love it!)

-Sport/sports player: To play- Softball and basketball. To watch: Basketball, but only live. Football- Live only, what self-respecting girl wouldn't love to watch a sport where men in tight pants tackle each other? Though, I do loathe wrestling and boxing. Ick. I think Football has more... dignity. Not that I have any vendetta against wrestlers and boxers, just don't really like/understand the sport.

-Stories I've written: Well, really just the LotR one- Dae en' Naur. It's a very twisted story.

~QUOTES:

"But why is the rum gone?" -classic PotC quote.

"Everytime you look up, you will see the sky- unless you are inside, in which case you will see the ceiling. Unless you have no ceiling- in which case you will see the sky."

"It's bloody hard not to fall over!" -Orlando Bloom

"DIE!" and "DEATH TO YOU!" -Mrs. Cooper- my American Cultural Studies teacher, throwing away her deaddry-erase markers. I love her.

"Look! I'm limber!" -Jackie- it was this movie we were making for a friend.

"I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!" jumps off cliff "GANDALF! You can't fly!" "Whaat?" -Gandalf the Gay aka Meand Jackie- same movie.

more to come


1. Hot Showers reviews
This is a quick oneshot, rated T for language. It's a HermioneDraco, so... yeah. Hermione loved hot showers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-12-06 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
2. Dae en'Naur » reviews
The title doesn't have anything to do wstory. 2 girls end up in ME, marysueishpossibly, selfinsertion, it's kind of a mix of movie and book. starts slow. Eventual romance between OC and Legolas, and OC and... undecided yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-30-06 - Published: 12-26-05 - Legolas & Gandalf