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Author has written 35 stories for Mediator, 1-800-Where-R-You, Office, Angel, Hannah Montana, Greek, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Firefly, and Glee. My name is Emily, and I'm a nineteen year old college student in the United States. Writing is one of my favorite hobbies, and I originally started writing for the Mediator fandom in 2004, but have since expanded my horizons. I also like reading, listening to music, signing petitions to extend The Office episodes or to greenlight a Serenity sequal (I need resolve on the Mal/Inara front, Joss. PLEASE!), and playing with my new Nerf gun. I don't understand half of Harry Potter fandom (why anyone would want to 'ship Malfoy with anyone is beyond me), and I love coconut flavored anything. I really do appreciate response to my work; so I implore you to leave feedback. And, finally, I really like to spell seriously 'siriusly', and I'm a huge fan of stand-up comedy and anything by Tina Fey, Joss Whedon, and Martin Scorcese. My Fandoms: The Mediator, The Office, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Bones, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, Battlestar Galactica, Greek, Lost, Burn Notice, Doctor Who Please, feel free to skip the TERRIBLE 1-800-WHERE-R-YOU? story I wrote back in my youth. Seriously, I couldn't have written anything worse if I tried. For those of you that DID read it, I apologize times a thousand to you. If you insist on reading it, however, don't say I didn't warn you. Side effects include eyeballs spontaneously combusting and life long nightmares. Also, don't judge me because of my Hannah Montana story. It was just something that had to be written. Fics on Hiatus The Shifter: Shadowland Star Wars Episode VII: A New Mediator Guilty Until Proven Innocent Fics In Progress (The Few That Survived the Onslaught) Simon Says: HELP ME! Dyslexic Disturbances Persona Non Grata Paper Palooza: The Convention Odd Couple Anything But Fine Stay cool my babies, The General | |||||||||||
1. Don't Stop Believing reviewsFrom the moment Artie strums the first chord on the guitar, he can feel it in his bones—possibly even the pit of his soul—that he made the right decision. *Drabble, Finn POV*Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-09 - Finn H.2. Go Your Own Way reviewsMID-TWILIGHT--But still. He’s her boyfriend. And that, for lack of a better term, sucks. Paul POVMediator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-18-09 - Paul S. - Complete3. Anything But Fine » reviews4 times Mal and Inara were civil toward each other, and one time they were honestFirefly - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 3-28-09 - Mal & Inara4. He Watches Her reviewsDARKEST HOUR--When Paul picks Suze up for their date, Jesse reflects on his own relationship with Susannah. One-shot.Mediator - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-12-09 - Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete5. Broken reviewsHe ain’t playin’ hero; no flowin’ capes or fancy armor or nothin’. He's just bein' honest. *Mal/Inara drabble*Firefly - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-1-09 - Mal & Inara - Complete6. Simon Says: HELP ME! » reviewsWhen a strange foreigner crashes a party, and provides a letter proving that Suze's supposed dead father is, in fact, alive, Suze and the 'gang' embark on a journey that spells 'Danger' from the very beginning.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,410 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 7-12-057. Intervention reviewsThe Scoobies decide to hold an intervention when Buffy becomes obsessed with Twilight. The books, not the big bad from season eight.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-21-09 - Buffy S. - Complete8. Illogical reviewsIt's ridiculous, but he can't ignore the underlying feeling that she just might be the Rose Tyler to his Doctor. *CaseyXMax one-shot*Greek - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-09 - Max T. & Casey C. - Complete9. Odd Couple » reviewsA collection of oneshots and vignettes focused on odd or rarely seen pairings in the Mediator Universe. Because sometimes, SuzeJesse & SuzePaul, get a tad tiring.Mediator - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,748 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 11-21-0710. Are You There, God? It's Me, Father Dominic reviewsONESHOT MIDHAUNTED. After learning that the ghost and the mediator are an item, Father Dominic heads to the sanctuary and talks to the one person he knows won't back talk or utter the phrase "As if!" That person? Oh, just God.Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-18-08 - Father Dominic - Complete11. Eternity Equals McTavish Times Cee Squared reviewsThe rain continued to fall, and in that moment, I was certain of two things. First, some amphibious-like organism was currently dwelling in one of my Converses. And second, I was irretrievably in love with Adam McTavish. Cee Cee POV.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-22-08 - Adam M. & CeeCee W. - Complete12. Persona Non Grata » reviewsJust another day in the office, told explicitly through email. Someone's been banned from the office, and the other employees investigate as to why.Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,250 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-13-08 - Published: 6-14-0613. North and South reviewsAccording to Pam in a deleted scene from "The Merger," Creed fought in the Civil War for both sides...whoever paid more. This is that story. The one you have all been waiting for. This is Creed Bratton in "North and South".Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-0814. Don't Bring Me Down reviewsThe distant future...On a rainy night, in a dimly lit bar, Paul partakes of his usual watering hole ritual. But when de Silva shows up, acting as nonchalant as ever, tempers rise and fists fly. POST TWILIGHT.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete15. Lilly Truscott Would Just as Soon Kiss a Wookie reviewsIt's not like she's in love with him or something. Lilly Truscott does not have time for love, for one, and also, he is Miley's older brother which is just gross and sacrilegious and...and some other big word she can't think of at the moment. ONE-SHOTHannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-13-08 - Lilly T./Lola L. & Jackson S. - Complete16. That Weird Connective Dream Thing reviewsIn which Wesley and Cordelia build a go kart, Angel broods, and Gunn gets to second base with Beyonce. Figuratively speaking, of course.Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-26-07 - Wesley W.P. & Cordelia C. - Complete17. Take a Walk on the Wild Side reviews4 times Father Dominic wanted to return his 'Gift' to Customer Service and one time he didn'tMediator - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-07 - Father Dominic - Complete18. Jesse's Girl reviewsOn the drive home, Paul reflects while being forced to listen to Kelly's favorite song.Mediator - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-21-07 - Paul S. & Kelly P. - Complete19. Dyslexic Disturbances » reviewsThe leader of an evil ghost group, seeking revenge on an old aquaintence, gets her hands on an ancient incantation that could spell certain death for our favorite hero. When the incantation goes awry, and not as planned, it gives death a whole new meaningMediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 102,048 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-12-04 - Susannah S. & Paul S.20. Never Say Never reviews5 times Paul and Suze accidentally madeoutMediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-5-07 - Paul S. & Susannah S.21. Paper Palooza: The Convention » reviewsThe long days of summer are finally winding down, and most of the employees haven't seen the Scranton Branch in months. How depressing when the film crew shows up, inviting them to reunite and attend Chicago's Paper Palooza Convention.Office - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-2-07 - Published: 7-31-0622. Guilty Until Proven Innocent » reviewsTwo men sentenced to die. A woman power hungry for the presidency, willing to do anything to achieve it. A conspiracy larger than any in American history, and Suze Simon is right in the middle of it. She must race to uncover who is truly guilty.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 8-19-0623. Catch 22 reviewsONESHOT MIDHAUNTED She probably just needed someone to talk to, a shoulder to cry on, you convinced yourself. And that seemed sufficient.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-4-06 - Paul S. & Susannah S. - Complete24. He Befriended Me Repeatedly reviewsWhy do you keep pushing me away' ...I pressed a hand firmly against Jesse’s chest and explained, 'I wasn’t pushing you away. I was pulling me towards myself.' ONESHOT PJMediator - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-2-06 - Hector de Silva/Jesse & Paul S. - Complete25. The Shifter: Shadowland » reviewsI am the Shifter. Shifter comma the? You know, he who has no sex life because he is a liaison between the living and the dead? This is my story from the very beginning.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,174 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 12-17-05 - Paul S.26. In CoWorkers We Trust reviewsMichael declares that Corporate has enforced seminars involving exercises to encourage trust in the workplace. As usual, the Dunder Mifflin employees are just ecstatic.Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-2-0627. Juxtaposition of Opposites reviewsIf only he wasn't so stubborn . . . maybe he could have saved her.Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-21-06 - Complete28. Ironic and Invisible reviewsThe only thing I wasn’t given is the one thing that makes me so invisible. It’s the one thing that, normally, would have made me a freak of society and praised in my family, but has instead caused me to be an outcast in my family and normal in society.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-2-06 - Complete29. VD: Venereal Disease or Valentine's Day? reviewsThe Valentine's Day dance is here. And as a member of student government, Suze is forced to go. Will it suck? Most likely, yeah. It probably will. The V Day dance is for happy people. Not Shifters. ONESHOT JSMediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-12-06 - Paul S. & Susannah S. - Complete30. Walking Corpse reviewsI use the word existence because there doesn’t seem to be an appropriate description for a living corpse. I had sold my soul to the highest bidder for infinite, immortal power.[One Shot][The General has no commitment]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-3-05 - Complete31. Quit Solving Proofs With My Heart reviewsSTATEMENT: Geometry and proofs suck. REASON: The General Said So Theorem. STATEMENT: The Mediator plus geometric proofs equals fiction genius possibly REASON: Common Sense Addition PostulateMediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-8-05 - Paul S. & Susannah S. - Complete32. Star Wars Episode VII: A New Mediator » reviewsThe circle is complete. The second saga is just beginning. Soon to be Jedi Suze Simon is about to face one of the biggest challenges of her life. And I'm not talking about a certain arrogant, older Jedi. A Star Wars and Mediator crossover. DONEMediator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 5-20-05 - Paul S. & Susannah S. - Complete33. 1 800 WHERE R YOU?: Secrets » reviewsFor the first time in Jessica Mastriani's life: she is scared. This time, when Jess hears that a kid is missing, she can't find where they are! Who's kidnapping all these kids? Is it someone from school? Or is it someone a little closer to home? DONE1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,637 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 12-14-04 - Rob W. & Jess M. - Complete34. There Goes the Sun reviewsSo I took a walk to the light side. It's kind of "aww" worthy. This is my random thought on how Darkest Hour might have ended if Meg were random. JS one-shot.Mediator - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-14-05 - Hector de Silva/Jesse & Susannah S. - Complete35. A Shoulder to Cry On reviewsYou said it, but you had a pretty crummy way of showing it. As I sit here bare and shivering, slumped in a corner of a room that seems to be closing in on me, I wonder if you really EVER meant it when you said those two words.--A one-shot.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-25-05 - Susannah S. & Paul S. - Complete
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