WARNING: May cause irritation, dizzyness, an incessant need to prove self worthy and/or smart, a want to jump off a building, watering eyes, wheezing, sneezing, coughing, hiccups, strep throat, amnesia, insomnia, claustrophobia, utter confusion, obsessive compulsive disorder, and many other STDs such as the ones listed above. Take with caution, along withcherry slushies and cream soda. Take in small portions; portions should not exclude more than two chapters a day.Check with Doctor Octavius before consuming, reading, glancing, and/or breathing on. Medication may be unsuitable for children under the age of 12, and children over the age of 65.
Active Ingredients: Creativity, humor, logic.
Inactive Ingredients: Motivation, inspiration, attention, moldy bread.
May also include: Cheese, random thoughts or phrases, dietary substances.
Do Not Read if: you are suffering from constipation, diarrhea, heart disease, or lack of entertainment. Some pornographic video watchers may also wish to stay away from reading these fanfictions, as they are not quite the material you wish. Other people that may wish to stay away from these fanfictions are poser goths/punks (you know who you are...), pregnant women, and anyone with bugs up their asses.

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