Nicknames: You can call me Danni or even Dancer, I don't mind

Age: 18 (I've been around too long XD)

About me: I am a some-what-normal-teenager who occasionally reads fanfiction and enjoys writing.

My favorite type of stories are ones that make me laugh, so most of my stuff will probably have humor in them. And romance too. I'm not big on angst. I'm not a "happily ever after" girl, but I'm not an "everyones dies" in the end girl either. So expect happy like endings from me unless I'm having a bad day and just HAVE to write angst (not likely).

I read a variety of genres, mostly romance because that is what a lot of people write. Seriously, sometimes it's hard to find just a straight humor fic. There are times when all I need is a little laugh sigh. Yeah...so continuing onnnnn. I don't like horror. Angst is ok, but I'm easily frightened DX I love action/adventure too. Keeps the adrenaline pumping.

About me, hmm, what more can I sayyyy? I guess I can point out that I read all type of couplings, het, yuri, and yaoi. I'm not really into incest although I do think NejiHina is super cute. And I guess I can mention that although I loveshounen-ai/ yaoi, I am NOT a fan of M-preg. Uh-uh, that takes everything one step too far. Either no kids or gender-swap (i'm not a big fan of this either -_-')

More things about me!: I'm lazy and I'm slow. Also my memory sucks and I can't spell for shit (I wonder how I function daily). I'm frequently attacked by writers block and other times I will just day dream in front of my computer for hours. So yeah, posting new stories and updating my current ones takes me some time. I'll do it eventually, but I'm definetly not the kind of person who can pop out a story once a week or every two weeks. I can only look at my computer screen for so long...

Ok, that's all...I'm done...for now ( because I know I forgot to mention something)

STORIES UPDATE! (11/6/2009)

I know and I'm sorry I haven't updated/added any new stories recently but please be patient with me. I'm trying to get through my first year of college so I'm juggling classes while attempting to have a social life and right now my stories are falling near the bottom of my 'to-do' list. But break is coming up soon and I promise promise promise to have something up by then. Maybe even sooner. I am currently planning a possible sequel to "Nine Months". Just a short little one-shot, but look out for that. Also I am going through some of my old stories and re-editing them. Adding some new stuff and just basically trying to make them a better read. I just finished "Mistakes". Check it out! I plan on doing "An Interview with Yamanaka Ino" next and eventually finishing with "Nine Months". So I have a lot of things planned, I just need to get the time to do them.

Other stories status':

Usuratonkachi Wedding: Somewhat active. Kinda sort of on a pseudo-hiatus. I've got like the first paragraph or so of the next chapter done, but I haven't really gone anywhere with it yet...o_O I will though! Don't worry!

Fangirl Days:Honestly I was thinking of scraping this whole thing but I my inner SasuIno fangirl started screaming at me, so I'm going to have to push through it. It is officially on hiatus though so don't expect an update until I've done most/all of the other stuff I have to do. Sorry! :(

New Stories(I've got some stuff on the back burner. Been brainstorming, trying to come up with new material. Here's a little preview.)

I'll Stay:I loveeeee SasuKarin so I wanted to write one in tribute to this love(There aren't enough!). It's a one-shot and it's Karin POV. It's been difficult trying to write it. I don't like writing in first person and I feel like it sounds kind awkward. I'm writing it while editing it, so it might take some time. Patience!

Baby's Firsts: Ever since I finished Nine Months, I've been trying to come up with an idea for a sequel, nothing long but sort of like an epilogue type thing. This is it. Title kind of gives it away. Haven't officially started writing but will do so soon. It'll only be a one-shot so hopefully it won't take so long.

Sooooo, as you can see, I have a full plate in front of me. Give me time and a few months and I hope to see all of this completed (Check out the poll to voice you're opinion!). Until then! -dancer

Favorite Fanfictions

~Naruto

~Harry Potter

~X-Men

Favorite Characters:

Naruto: Yamanaka Ino (She totally rocks my socks), Deidara(damn you Kishimoto!), Uchiha Itachi (so much cooler than Sasuke), Hidan (He is hilarious), Karin(omg, wtf, whaat?? Yeah I like her. Be suprised! Be very surprised!), Juugo, Suigetsu (Team Hebi/Taka FTW!), Hyuga Neji, Inuzuka Kiba, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, TenTen, Haruno Sakura (This one took a while, I had to get over years of hate. But it's all good now).

Harry Potter: Angelina Johnson, Draco Malfoy, Fred (J.K Rowling, how could you?! sob) and George Weasly, Luna Lovegood

X-Men: Storm (Ororo), Wolverine (Logan)

Favorite Couples

Naruto:

SASUNARU (Don't flame me, they're awesome and you know it)

NARUINO (I love the blondes)

SasuIno (Very hott pairing)

KakuHida (For some reason, I really love this pairing :3 )

NaruSaku(I love Sai! The official number one NaruSaku supporter. Woot woot!)

Anything with Team Hebi/Taka(SasuKar, SasuSui, SuiKa, JuuKa, JuuSui, SasuKarSuiJuu...you get the point)

ShikaNaru (SasuNaru without the angst=hott)

KibaSaku (a really, really hot couple)

KibaIno (really anything containing Ino, except ShinoIno and ChoujiIno)

ShikaIno & ShikaTema (It's sort of a battle between the two and I really can't decide which I like best)

SasoDei & HidaDei

KibaHina

ItaDei (it's like SasuNaru Akatsuki style and that= super sexaaahhh!)

SakuIno

LeeTen (Give them love damnit! They need it!!)

KibaShika

OT4's (Yes I am thatcrazy): SasuSakuNaruIno, SasuShikaNaruIno

Harry Potter: Fred/Angelina, Hermione/Draco, Draco/Harry (I was bound to fall in love with this one)

X-Men:Logan/Storm (LoRo)

Least Favorite (hated) Couples:

Naruto: SASUSAKU(shrivels up and dies), NARUHINA(Screw chapter 437 of the manga. That's not changing my mind. It's still not gonna happen.), NejiTen(I must rant a little, because this one annoys me the most. Come on people, it's obvious she likes Lee...seriously -_-')ChoujiIno, SasuHina... shudders ew gross XD

Also I hate pairings that involve Akatsuki with aNarutogirl. Especially Sakura. This includes but is not limited to ItaSaku, SasoSaku, HidaTema, HidaSaku, DeiSaku, andDeiIno. The only exception to this is ItaIno, which I'll let slide

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny (I'm gonna pretend it never happened), Draco/Ginny(bleh)

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended; (fangirl squeal)
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels; (awwww)
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over;
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip; (please, please Kishimoto-sama, please)
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku, NaruHina and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous);
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school;
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark; (Shannaro! stupid bitch!)

You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (not yet XD);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”; (hehehehe)
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was; (tries not to think about it)
You sigh as this list ends XD (sigh)

I've always wanted to do this but was too lazy to do so XD

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In noorder) and answer the questions!! (Omg this is sooo addicting. I've probably redone this 5 times now XD)

1. Ino
2.Sasuke
3.Sakura
4.TenTen
5.Naruto
6.Deidara
7.Neji
8. Itachi
9.Shikamaru
10. Karin
11.Hidan
12.Kiba

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Deidara/Hidan) Oh yes. And it was sexy as hell XD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I would say TenTen is cute...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?If Kiba got Itachi pregnant? Huh, well good for them! The Uchiha Clan needs to be revived, who cares how it’s done?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yep. He gets a lot.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Sasuke and Deidara. No, because ItaDei is so much better :P

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Naruto/Shikamaru or Naruto/Karin. ShikaNaru, duh. It’s so cute!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Um, I don’t know what Neji would do if he walked in on Sasuke and Kiba having sex. I really don’t know.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Sakura/Karin

Sasuke who? Screw that emo brat, Sakura thought wickedly as she examined the red-head before her. She had found someone far more...interesting.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Ino/Itachi. I think so. Yeah, I’ve read one or two.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Neji/Kiba. “Man’s Best Friend”. It sounds happy, but hah! It’s not. Tricked youuuuuuu!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (TenTen and Ino)Something involving kunai...and chains. Bondage anyone?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? My friends don't even know I like Naruto (it's my dirty little secret). They probably don't even know what it is O_o

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? See answer to question 12 XD

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?See answer to questions 12 and 13 XD Too bad though, such a hot threesome XD

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (TenTen) Fucking cut me now! (hahahaha)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Itachi) “Deliver Us From Evil” by Bullet for my Valentine. I think that would work.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Ino/Deidara/Kiba) Yaoi, smexy threesomes, over-aggressive blondes, animalistic lust XD

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Karin and Sasuke). Pick-up line? Yeah right, she should just carry him off and rape him. You go girl! :D

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?(Hidan, Sasuke and Itachi) Fucking stupid! I like don’t fucking understand why they can’t fucking get along. Seriously, fuck those two.

Don’t act like he wouldn’t say that!...or something along those lines! At least I got the ‘fuck’ parts right!

20) How emo is Seven? (Neji) He used to be almost Sasuke level emo, but thanks to Naruto and his super healing Jesus powers, it’s all good now.