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Author has written 44 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Heroes, Don Quixote, Tin Man, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Star Trek: 2009, Jurassic Park, Farscape, Sherlock, Into the Woods, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Misc. Plays/Musicals. My name is Emily, I'm 22, and I'm a junior in college majoring in Brain and Cognitive Sciences. I want to study bonobos, which are (along with chimps) our closest living relatives. I've been on Fanfiction.net since 2004 and have given over 1,500 reviews and written numerous stories, a few still unposted. These days I tend to spend most of my time on my Archive of Our Own account, but I crosspost everything here. Edits happen there first, so in general the "AO3 editions" of my stories may be slightly better written than the versions here. Feel free to archive anything here if you so desire! :) I do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. [via ilurandir] Favorite Things: love, bonobos, cuddling, geeky people, science fiction, cats, theatre, musicals, opera/operetta, performing in plays/musicals/operettas, and the brain Current and Past Fandoms: Farscape, Sherlock (BBC), Star Trek (2009/AOS and TOS with a smattering of TNG), Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Tin Man, Alice, Firefly, older seasons of Stargate: SG-1, Futurama (though the fandom tends to fanart over fanfic), How I Met Your Mother, Angel, Heroes, Dark Angel Current and Past Ships: John/Aeryn in every way (Farscape), John/Sherlock romance or friendship (Sherlock), Lee/Kara (BSG), Spock/Uhura (AOS), Spock/Kirk (TOS, occasionally 2009), Gaila/Anyone but especially Gaila & Uhura romance/sex/friendship (any of the above) (Star Trek 2009), Sam/Jack (SG-1), Penny/Billy (Dr. Horrible), Marcus/Ivanova (Babylon 5), Mal/Inara (Firefly/Serenity), Cain/DG (Tin Man), Claire/Zach (Heroes), Alice/Hatter (Alice), Barney/Robin (How I Met Your Mother) Favorite Characters: Apollo, Starbuck (BSG) Spock (2009 and TOS) Nyota Uhura, Amanda Grayson, Gaila (Star Trek (2009)) G'Kar, Londo, Ivanova, Marcus, Delenn, Sheridan (Babylon 5) Kaylee, Mal, River, Inara, Wash (Firefly/Serenity) River Song, Amy, Rory, 10, and 11 (Doctor Who) any character Christina Hendricks plays. Thanks for reading! Emily | |||||||
1. Six Spaciotemporal Locations in Which Spock and Gaila Kissed"Six Spaciotemporal Locations in Six Parallel Universes in Which Spock and Gaila Performed Actions Meeting Either Orion or Vulcan Definitions of Kissing" OR "Five Times Spock and Gaila Kissed in an Alternate Universe (And One Time They Kissed in Ours)". Gaila/Spock, Gaila/Uhura/Spock, Gaila/Spock Prime, Gaila & Spock friendship, background Spock/Uhura and Spock/Kirk.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Published: 5-14-13 - Gaila & Spock - Complete2. Of Peaches and Freedom Songs"After fifteen years of sexual slavery, Gaila swore she'd never let herself be shackled again. And yet… The Woman is a professional, and Gaila respects that." Gaila/Irene Adler.Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Published: 5-11-13 - Gaila & Irene A. - Complete3. Silicon reviewsIn which Gaila seduces a new crewmember who is... not exactly humanoid. Gaila/Original Horta Character. I expected this to be utter crack, but somehow it became a playful but honest attempt to portray non-humanoid sex. :)Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-26-13 - Gaila - Complete4. Points of rest reviews"Ellie's smile was tired and gritty, a sunrise through Montana dust. They were alive, and this sudden miraculous fact broke something loose in Alan." Alan Grant/Ellie Sattler, Tim, Lex. AU after the first film.Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-12-13 - Complete5. Tango Vals reviews"Spock's heartbeat sounded like a waltz." After a close call, two friends share a quiet moment. Kirk/Spock pre-slash.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-13 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete6. No Exit: The Entrance reviewsA porn parody. This is a cracky "alternate ending" to Jean-Paul Sartre's No Exit (Huis Clos), a French existentialist play about three characters trapped in hell together. Starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Garcin, Katee Sackhoff as Inez, Christina Hendricks as Estelle, and Gaila as The Maid. Estelle's POV.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-137. Carry On reviews"You ate voluntarily rather than waiting for me to force you. You're wearing actual clothing, but we don't have a case. And you just drank tea with one sugar instead of two, without complaining." Sherlock is upset at John, and he won't say why.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-28-13 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete8. Lemons, the Universe, and Everything reviews"I've been putting them in the blender Moist making lemonade using all the lemons I've got everything I've got" Penny's hair smelled like lemons. Billy mourns her the only way he can. Billy POV. Stream-of-consciousness. Billy/Penny, Billy & Moist.Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-25-13 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Penny - Complete9. In Which Sally and Anderson Get Punched in The Face reviews"It's just like old times, except they aren't running and they aren't holding hands, and Sherlock's hair is an odd shade of ginger now. And on that subject, John is incredibly thankful to note that Sherlock's hair will grow out dark brown again. Because he is *alive.*" Post-Reichenbach, John/Sherlock.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-20-13 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete10. Of Shoelaces and Snogging reviews"Sherlock seems to be having a bit of a difficult time breathing under John's weight, but John doesn't move because it's Sherlock's own damn fault that John's been up since yesterday morning. That said, John turns his face into Sherlock's cheek, his nose mashing into the dip below that disgustingly pretty cheekbone." A quiet moment of not-cuddling. John/Sherlock.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-20-13 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete11. OutspokenThe words slip off Kirk's tongue as easily as "it gives me emotional security," as honeyed as "you almost make me believe in miracles." Except what Kirk says is not ambiguous at all, cannot be taken to mean anything other than what all those words have always meant. Kirk/Spock, set during the lost years between the end of the series and the events of The Motion Picture.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Published: 1-20-13 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete12. Heroin reviewsJohn is afraid to move, afraid the Man will dissolve on the bed like heroin on a spoon. Post-Reichenbach, John/Sherlock.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-13 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete13. Heartbeat reviews"His body's outlines had blurred so that the skin seemed to disappear into clothing, into the chair beneath him." After... well, after. John can't bring himself to move. Post-Reichenbach, John/Sherlock, drabble.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-20-13 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete14. Rococo reviews"There is a Door in Sherlock's Mind Palace that remains locked with a heavy brass Key, a Key whose bow curls into nightmarish rococo designs too complex for a normal person to follow. This disgustingly poetic image may well be the least repulsive aspect of the whole affair." Sherlock/Irene. Not my usual pairing, but I gave it my best shot for a beloved friend. :)Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-9-13 - Sherlock H. & Irene A. - Complete15. Pulse reviews"John sucks in a breath through his nose. 'I can see the pulse in your ridiculous cupid's bow. Elevated.' " An argument with scientific evidence. John/Sherlock tension.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-13 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete16. Starbuck's reviewsWhat if the fleet had made it to modern-day Earth? Starbuck and Apollo as they've always been, just getting coffee. AU. Kara/Lee banter and friendship/romance. A ficlet.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-30-12 - K. Thrace/Starbuck & L. Adama/Apollo - Complete17. Teeth reviewsSherlock counts John's teeth. A drabble. John/Sherlock.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete18. Night Safari reviewsWhen he was three years old, Spock desperately wanted a pet. Remix of "The Cat Is Out Of The Bag" by Anarion.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-12 - Spock & Amanda G. - Complete19. A Loaf of Bread, A Jug of Wine, And Thou reviewsWhen Carolyn Tailor was ten years old, her mother sent her through the woods into the village to purchase fine white bread for winter solstice. Martin was a small boy of thirteen with dimples and sparkling eyes, the only son of the late Baker.Into the Woods - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-12 - Baker's Wife & Baker - Complete20. All right, Spock, just take it easy reviews"You pretend not to have emotions, but you're nothing more than a mask, and humans are too stupid to catch on. Except a few." When Sherlock Holmes encounters the Enterprise, he has some enlightening deductions to make about Spock, Kirk – and John Watson. Crack!Fic. Kirk/Spock. Sherlock/John.Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-12 - Spock & Sherlock H. - Complete21. And All That reviews"Seventy-three interminable weeks after That Day, John arrives to find a dark-haired man sitting on his best friend's grave, wearing a baseball cap and jeans, his gangly legs crossed casually in front of him." Post-Reichenbach. John & Sherlock or John/Sherlock, Friendship, Love, Ambiguous Relationship, Pre-Slash if you like.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-22-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete22. Sweep Me Through Your Many–Chambered Heart"Sweep me through your many-chambered heart/if you like, or leave me here/flushed amid the sap-ooze and blossom." Chiana steals to live, steals to enjoy, steals moments. Slightly AU. Chiana/John sexual relationship, unrequited romance. Chiana POV.Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Published: 5-3-12 - Complete23. Fantasy reviews"After Isla Nublar, Ellie watches Alan tarnish, bit by bit. He wakes in the night, as she does, screaming. The things they dig up, now, are not happiness." A ficlet. Dark. Dr. Ellie Sattler/Dr. Alan Grant, AU after the first film.Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-12 - Complete24. Silent reviewsHe wishes he could go back to before he knew he was in love with Spock. Kirk/Spock. Spock/Uhura established. Not an anti-Uhura or anti-Spock/Uhura fic.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-20-12 - J. Kirk & Spock25. Not Consolation But Light » reviewsNyota made her way to the bar and took a seat near a man with a brunet helmet cut. Inwardly she berated herself for the inevitable thoughts of someone more familiar. Spock/Uhura, Uhura/Original Romulan character, Gaila/EveryoneStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,562 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 1-8-12 - Published: 11-26-10 - N. Uhura & Spock - Complete26. Relativity reviewsAn extended version of the turbolift scene between Spock and Nyota, written as a gift. Slight AU.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-12 - Spock & N. Uhura - Complete27. Abundantly reviewsNyota's nostrils flare with emotion. She brushes a piece of hair from Gaila's face and cups her cheek. "I love you, Gay," she says, her voice rough with tears. Character death. Gaila/Nyota friendship/love, Nyota/Spock established.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-11 - Gaila & N. Uhura - Complete28. Singed reviews"I thought you were someone else," I stammer numbly. The cadet tilts her head and looks at me, a little line appearing between her eyebrows, and a singed copper curl falls from her bun. Uhura/Gaila friendship, femslash if you squint.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-25-11 - N. Uhura - Complete29. Walk Home Again reviewsAfter the explosion, Penny walks home from the new homeless shelter. AU. Penny/Billy. A companion piece to "Freeze."Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-30-10 - Penny & Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete30. Light reviews"I thought you said this was 'light opera,'" Moist hissed. Billy/Penny.Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-16-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Penny - Complete31. Freeze reviews"I'm guessing she's sitting on the counter next to you right now. Yeah, you're welcome." Billy makes a sacrifice to save Penny at the dedication, much to the confusion of those left behind. Billy/Penny.Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 7-13-09 - Penny & Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete32. Clutch reviewsWhen they tell DG that Wyatt Cain has died, she doesn't believe it at first. Now she's standing in a clearing in the woods, staring at the mound of dirt displaced by his body several feet below. DGWyatt, DGJeb. Rated for language.Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-08 - DG & Cain - Complete33. Buttons reviewsIt was a stuffy ball, but Wyatt Cain in dress uniform was a sight to behold. CainDG humor.Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-1-08 - DG & Cain - Complete34. Countdown to Forever reviewsThe intended, Duke Adalrix of the Land of Nox in the South, is like a fairytale prince in every way. He's handsome, polite, gentlemanly. Fake. CainDG.Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-31-07 - DG & Cain - Complete35. Spin reviewsHe's twice her age, old enough to be her father—but what Cain feels for DG is anything but paternal.Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-28-07 - DG & Cain - Complete36. Honeysuckle reviews"Zach's standing there, hands behind his back, and for the first time in months he's close enough to touch." Set after "Déjà Vu", "Blood and Tears", and "A Hero's Note", but can stand alone. Claire POV. Clach. AU.Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-24-07 - Claire B. & Zach - Complete37. A Hero's Note reviews"By the time you get this, I'll be in New York City." Set between "Déjà Vu" and "Blood and Tears", but can stand alone. Zach POV. Clach. AU. Final part: "Honeysuckle"Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-20-07 - Claire B. & Zach - Complete38. Hum reviewsLee can tell when she walks into a room by the hum. A Lee/Kara ficlet.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-07 - K. Thrace/Starbuck & L. Adama/Apollo - Complete39. Capitán Quixote and the Pulp SciFi Novels reviewsJust a silly little story I wrote for my Spanish 3 class, set after don Quixote is cured of his insanity. Based on Miguel de Cervantes' famous novel.Don Quixote - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-16-07 - Complete40. Blood and Tears reviews"My heart is unraveling like a ball of string, a little more gone with each turn of the hard rubber tires." Set two months after "Déjà Vu", but can stand alone. Claire POV. Clach. AU. Next part: "A Hero's Note"Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-9-07 - Claire B. & Zach - Complete41. Déjà Vu reviewsPost memory wipe, Zach reflects on his relationship with Claire. Clach. First in a series but can stand alone. Next part: "Blood and Tears"Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-11-07 - Claire B. & Zach - Complete42. Clink reviewsThe only thing she notices as he slaps down Full Colors is that when the back of his left hand strikes the table, there isn't the cold metallic clink of a wedding band. AU. LK.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-07 - K. Thrace/Starbuck & L. Adama/Apollo - Complete43. Home reviewsAfter "Resurrection Ship," Kara comforts Lee in the bunkroom and lets him know something important. Missing scene. KL.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-21-06 - K. Thrace/Starbuck & L. Adama/Apollo - Complete44. I Can't Be Your Friend » reviewsSam's POV. First chapter is based on a song of the same name by Rushlow. My first fanfic ever, so please r&r. Jack O'Neill and I just can't be friends, anymore. SJ. NOTE: As of now, I won't be updating this, but thanks to all who showed their support.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-15-04 - Published: 6-11-04 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill
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