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1. Cattibrie's Story reviews

Short story. Catti-brie, 12 years old, and Drizzt, are hanging out. Catti-brie writes a controversial story, leading to an argument. Catti-brie involves Bruenor, who mediates the argument to everyone's satisfaction because hey, he's a king at heart.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-09 - Catti-brie & Drizzt D.

2. Journal Entry 234: Death Isn't What You Think reviews

Drabble length. A journal entry from Drizzt's POV about the end of the final battle in Silent Blade, the one where he dies, briefly. Only I composed the entry in modern, normal language. Which makes it a parody. I think.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-09 - Drizzt D. & Jarlaxle - Complete

3. Non Sequitur reviews

A drabble length scene. Jarlaxle and Artemis are doing what friends do: talking about completely pointless things. Jarlaxle makes a statement, Artemis argues, and Jarlaxle appreciates the company.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-23-09 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle - Complete

4. What Ends Well: The Friendship of Knaves » reviews

Jarlaxle awakes to find that Artemis had just started his escape plan. Their only chance: to flee through the magical door Entreri saw when they were captured by the sorceress Tandy. Jarlaxle is still weak. Will Entreri remain partners with him? Book 2.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,153 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 2-19-08 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle

5. A Meeting of Past and Future Masterminds reviews

Jarlaxle's speculative past. Jarlaxle is taken in front of Matron Baenre for the first time since being born to her. She assesses his talents and decides what to do with him.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-17-09 - Jarlaxle

6. A Troubled Partnership reviews

A short scene. Jarlaxle, Artemis, and Drizzt all working together amicably has a few problems. One of these problems is Jarlaxle's propensity to play tricks on people or embarrass them for no rational reason. This is strictly a humorous idea.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-21-08 - Drizzt D. & Jarlaxle - Complete

7. Fatherhood reviews

Post SotS speculative scene. Artemis and Jarlaxle retire to a tavern after a long day of bounty hunting. Jarlaxle bugs Artemis not for the first or last time about a family. However, Artemis humors the drow enough to formulate an answer for once.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-5-08 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle - Complete

8. Partners in Defeat » reviews

sequel to Taking Off the Masks. After the climactic battle between Entreri and Do'Urden, Jarlaxle, injured and fleeing to Menzoberranzan, finds Artemis at the base of the cliff. The night they spent together, however, only causes tension between them.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 6-5-08 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle

9. Sparring Partners reviews

Artemis wants to know why Jarlaxle started inviting him to spar. Jarlaxle's answer is simple enough.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-08 - Jarlaxle & Artemis E.

10. The Joker's Poem reviews

A little, whimsical idea. A doctor holds a writing course at Arkham for the inmates. The Joker is enrolled. His poetry's genius goes unappreciated.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-16-08 - The Joker

11. Medication reviews

The Joker has no love for medication. Short scene.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-15-08 - The Joker - Complete

12. Taking Off the Masks reviews

AU during The Legacy. Vierna commands Jarlaxle to check with Artemis' progress personally during the assassin's infiltration as Regis. Jarlaxle trusts the assassin, and is more interested in conversation. Something that night brings out their honesty.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-13-08 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle - Complete

13. Midnight Discussion reviews

The Joker is rudely awakened in the middle of the night to be interrogated by Batman.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-28-08 - Bruce W. & The Joker - Complete

14. The Cell Walls » reviews

AU. Drizzt continuity ends post Silent Blade. He is thrown into a cell with post Sellsword Trilogy Artemis. They may work out their differences...Or they might die without ever reconciling. Story cut up into a series of scenes.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 11-6-07 - Artemis E. & Drizzt D. - Complete

15. The Ticking Biological Clock reviews

short scene. Post Silent Blade. Catti-brie and Drizzt have a conversation concerning babies. Specifically, whether or not he will give her some any time soon.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-29-08 - Drizzt D. & Catti-brie - Complete

16. The Doctor » reviews

Harleen Quinzel's sessions with The Joker presented in a series of scenes. Picks up after The Intern. Next stage of the ongoing story.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 10-25-07 - Harley Quinn & The Joker

17. What Ends Well: Wherefore a Villain » reviews

Book 1. Unofficial sequel to Servant of the Shard. Artemis and Jarlaxle find themselves in the Shaar, east of Calimshan. Once leaving the mountain where they defeated the Crystal Shard, they embark on a new journey, becoming bounty hunters in the process.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,794 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 12-8-06 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle - Complete

18. The Intern » reviews

Series of short scenes exploring events surrounding the meeting of Joker and Dr. Quinzel. Characterization of Joker as opposing.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 10-16-07 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete

19. Jarlaxle Discovers Rain reviews

2nd in 'Jarlaxle Discovers' series. More antihero fluff in the form of Jarlaxle finding something out the hard way and Artemis having amusement at his expense.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-1-07 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle - Complete

20. An Average Day in Arkham reviews

The story usually starts after The Joker has already made his escape. But I wonder, why is it he doesn't waste any time escaping? That gave birth to this small scene centering around The Joker's first morning after being captured yet again.

Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-1-07 - The Joker

21. Proper Obedience » reviews

Speculative fic about Jarlaxle's childhood. Brought up in the Baenre household, this is what his relationship with Triel might have been as a small child.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-31-07 - Published: 7-30-07 - Jarlaxle & Triel B.

22. Jealous reviews

Short scene after SB but before SotS. Artemis sees Sharlotta leaving Jarlaxle's room and has an argument with Jarlaxle on the spot about it.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-6-07 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle

23. Nothing reviews

Set directly after Servant of the Shard. Jarlaxle and Artemis fight gnolls on the mountain where they defeated the Shard. They win, but they owe their victory to one thing: their friendship.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-26-07 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle - Complete

24. Jarlaxle Discovers Sugar reviews

Right after The Silent Blade ends. Jarlaxle is getting used to the Basadoni Guild, and Artemis is showing him around. The idea is that Jarlaxle has little to no experience on the surface yet, at least in terms of living there, so he lacks common knowledge

Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-25-07 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle - Complete

25. The Many Faces of Jarlaxle » reviews

A series of unrelated shorts exploring different sides of Jarlaxle's character. The mysterious drow mercenary's complexity shown in an attempt to pick it apart and analyze it.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,191 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 8-25-06 - Jarlaxle

26. Ambiguity » reviews

Zaknafein and Jarlaxle scene dating before Drizzt was born. Jarlaxle is summoned by Matron Malice to advise Zaknafein. The interactions within this scene explore the ambiguity of Jarlaxle and Zaknafein's relationship. Friendly? Brotherly? Fatherly? Other?

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-6-07 - Jarlaxle & Zaknafein D. - Complete

27. Between Friends reviews

Speculative preDrizzt scene between Jarlaxle and Zak. Zak's turmoil spills over into Jarlaxle's life, and Jarlaxle offers the only solution and comfort he understands how to give. Zak stays at Bregan D'aerthe overnight because he is too drunk to leave.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-07 - Jarlaxle & Zaknafein D.

28. Confidants reviews

Homeland era scene. Shows a what typical visit between Jarlaxle and Zaknafein might be at this time, and the internal struggles they can only trust confiding in each other about.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-5-07 - Jarlaxle & Zaknafein D. - Complete

29. Forewarning reviews

AU Starless Night scene. Artemis gets back to Bregan D'aerthe. He only wants to sleep. Jarlaxle pays him a visit to congratulate him on his mission. In the process, reasons why Jarlaxle later helped Artemis, Drizzt, and Cattibrie escape become more clear.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-6-07 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle - Complete

30. Obscure Hints » reviews

AU post Starless Night. Something grew between Cattibrie and Entreri when they were in the Underdark saving Drizzt together. Neither of them knows their feelings, but they have a chance to find out before Artemis departs for Calimport.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,136 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-18-07 - Artemis E. & Catti-brie

31. Misguided Affections » reviews

Before Wulfgar and Cattibrie get married Drizzt has sworn it his solemn duty to make sure that the person Wulfgar is in love with and the person he's about to marry are the same person.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 9-25-06 - Drizzt D. & Wulfgar - Complete

32. The Black Imaginings of Artemis Entreri » reviews

Careful, and watch where you step, for you are now visiting a place governed by different rules... This is a place bound not by the rules of the world, but the secretive caste of an assassin's mind, and willing, most would never wish to know what that is.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 1-28-07 - Artemis E.

33. Promise of the What? » reviews

A mild jab at Promise of the Witch King operating under the assumption that Salvatore's efforts in writing the book have been sorely inadequate. Unrelated short stories. This story is not for those who genuinely enjoyed the book.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 10-23-06 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle

34. Machines reviews

Artemis explores his role in a world of people.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-06 - Artemis E.

35. Death Comes Too Late reviews

What Artemis sees as a Calimport assassin.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-06 - Artemis E. - Complete

36. A Simple Rhyme reviews

Set speculatively after the second book of The Sellswords. AU from the third book. A small scene in the context of Jarlaxle, Artemis, and Athrogate traveling together.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-24-06 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle

37. To Embrace The Sky » reviews

Part 4 in continuing AU series. Artemis tries to reorder his life, but the pieces fall into place slowly. Jarlaxle is his link to the real world as he grows introspective during their stay in the small village of Poln.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,337 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 8-19-06 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle - Complete

38. The Meaning of Dreams reviews

A poem about Artemis Entreri wondering whether or not a recurring dream means anything, or if it's a broken sequence of images only there to torture him.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-06 - Artemis E. - Complete

39. Interlude reviews

AU. Directly after A Test of Faith. Artemis tries to comfort Jarlaxle, but is so unused to that gesture that he fears Jarlaxle has taken offense at the assassin's clumsiness.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-06 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle - Complete

40. A Test of Faith » reviews

Sequel to Trying Too Hard. AU. Jarlaxle and Artemis resume their traveling after their break in Aberiss. Artemis doesn't know if he wants a relationship. Jarlaxle has a hard time waiting.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 7-24-06 - Jarlaxle & Artemis E. - Complete

41. Trying Too Hard » reviews

AU. Jarlaxle and Artemis traveling together as mercenaries. No definite timeline. Artemis seems troubled. Jarlaxle wants to help him sort out his love life. Jarlaxle has his own motives to sort out.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,279 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 7-13-06 - Artemis E. & Jarlaxle - Complete

42. Slipped Away reviews

The fragmented series of events leading up to the execution of Lucius Malfoy at the hands of the Ministry. Two sides fighting to define his character.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-04 - Lucius M.

43. One of Those Days reviews

After Songs and Swords, Danilo is walking down a path when he suddenly finds himself transported to a strange city of metal, concrete, and many loud enclosed carriages in bright colors. If he never finds a way back, this is how things would end up.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-04

44. I Am Not Real reviews

If you realized that you were not real and someone else decided everything about your behavior, how would you feel? Drizzt already has a lot of problems without becoming aware of RA Salvatore.

Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-19-04