So, originally, this little space said that I only really joined to leave reviews. Thing is, I've been writting as much as leaving reviews, if not, more so...I figured it was time for a change. I've seen that a lot of these fan authors have a little format that is done, so...I'll go with that.

Age: 20
Gender: Female
Planet: Currently, Earth. Originally, Jupiter.
Archnemesis: The Ninjas on the Front Lawn (seriously, man...those guys are out to get me, I'm telling you!)
Favorite Games: Anything that inlcudes "Legacy of Kain" in the title, as well as Halo, Serious Sam, Soul Calibur 2, BloodRayne, Duke Nukem...Actually, anything that involves A) vampires or something else darkish, B) killing things, C) Lots and lots of cool fantasy stuff, or D) really, really funny. Can always laugh. Good for the soul, you know.
Favoite Movies: You know, my taste in movies is about like my taste in video games...Some of which include the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and the Beatles' Yellow Submarine.
Favorite TV Shows: Don't laugh, but...The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and Doctor Who, new and classic. You're laughing, aren't you? I told you not to laugh! (runs away sobbing)
Other Favorites: Anything funny or in someway entertaining to my tiny little Tomlette mind...

Now, if you came here to flame, go ahead. Be my guest. Have at it. Enjoy. But if you do, I promise, this is the reaction you shall be met with...

You don't frighten me, flamming pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called flammer, you and all your silly flamming reviews. Thppppt! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you again!

And if that's not enough to make you leave, I'm gonna give your pen name to the dreaded Ninjas on the Front Lawn...And I garuntee that they know where you live. (nods)

Your friend, Tommi the Tomlette

...Right about now, you're thinking "Friend? Friend...? I don't even know you, you crazy lady!" And you know, I'd just like to point out now that I'm not crazy, just from Jupiter. -P

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1. The Killer in the Dark Affair » reviews

A day at U.N.C.L.E. HQ is bad enough when Napoleon is forced to deal with a sick Russian, and gets even worse when a THRUSH agent infiltrates the building. Please R&R!

Man From UNCLE - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 3-4-07

2. What I Know reviews

20 years after the events of Doomsday, Rose's little brother tries to contact the Doctor after Rose's death. Can he deliver his sister's last message...?

Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 2-23-07

3. Children of the Sarafan » reviews

A vampire raid orphans a young boy named Lucas. When he rescued from death by the Sarafan Inquisitors and faces an uncertian future, Melchiah tries to ease his mind with tales from his past.

Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-23-05 - Published: 2-13-05

4. Mega WVGCAATAL: Raziel vs The Sarafan Inquisitors » reviews

Why Video Game Characters Aren't Allowed to Ad-Lib" Strkes Back with brand-spanking new idiocy! The ending of "Soul Reaver 2" was something very hard for Raziel, made harder by idiot Sarafan, ill-tempered Guardians, and Razielia the Drag Reaver! COMPLETED

Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,873 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 1-20-05 - Published: 10-29-04

5. Hell and High Water reviews

Kain has a moral conflict within when trying to decide the fate of the Razielim. Once the descion is made, however, his mood is anything but improved when he is paid an unexpected visit by Ariel. Please R&R.

Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-23-04 - Published: 10-23-04

6. Why Video Game Characters Aren't Allowed to AdLib » reviews

What may have happened in certian scenes from various LOK games had the characters strayed from their script. COMPLETE! None of these characters are mine, blah blah, please don't sue me, blah blah blah, Raziel rules, blah blah

Complete - Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,401 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 10-12-04 - Published: 6-16-04

7. The Devil Came Back to Nosgoth reviews

The Devil Came Back to Georgia" LOK style. In post BO2 Nosgoth, after the creation of Kain's Lieutenants, the Hylden return to Nosgoth with a new Lord in command. Please R&R, all reviews, even flames, welcome.

Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-10-04 - Published: 9-10-04

8. Reuinon at the Pillars reviews

Warning, contains Defiance spoilers! Mortanius confronts Moebius at the Pillars of Nosgoth and confesses to using the Heart of Darkness. Please R&R.

Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-8-04 - Published: 7-8-04

9. The Devil Went Down to Nosgoth reviews

The Devil Went Down to Georgia" LOK style. Hash'ak'gik verus Kain. I thought it was cute, heance why I wrote it--Let me know what you think!

Legacy of Kain - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-19-04 - Published: 6-19-04