| TheDonutMistress |
Author has written 22 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Final Fantasy X-2, Metal Gear, Resident Evil, Wrestling, Final Fantasy VII, Castlevania, Final Fantasy XII, Gundam Wing/AC, and Megami Tensei. Monkees. Fanfic FTW. Oh, don't you worry, someday (soon, I hope) the world will be subjected to my original work. It's at least as scary as this. ...Ah, hell. The whole point of revamping my profile was to make myself sound like less of a loser. Forget it. I am made of: -awesome -win -sparkles -boobs -my parents I like video games. And sleep. And ice cream. And kitties. And taking pictures of my action figures groping each other. (The Advent Children figures, in particular, are quite posable.) Final Fantasy, Resident Evil and Metal Gear Solid rule my world. I'm working on Devil Survivor for DS right now, instead of working on schoolwork. Oh my. What does that tell you about me...? I have two tattoos. (The Umbrella logo from Resident Evil and Carbuncle from Final Fantasy VIII. I'll get the FOXHOUND logo at some point, I'm thinking.) I have met 1/2 of the A-Team. I have told 1/4 of the A-Team that I named one of my Nintendogs after him. Dwight Schultz OWNS and you know it. And if you don't know it, I will make you know it. I like making laughably pathetic avatars in MSPaint. It's an art. I think I'll start teaching classes. I like to read. Really weird, though, because I used to hate that shit. I probably read way more than I write, nowadays. I try to show my appreciation for what I read, though, yes, yes. And if you review me, there's a pretty good chance I'll reciprocate, unless you haven't written anything in a fandom I know. I will never intentionally ignore a review. If you reviewed me and I never thanked you, I'm terribly sorry. Feel free to PM me and tell me, "You're welcome, buttwipe." Or something to that effect. I don't like people for real. That's why I spend all my time online. The more impersonal our interaction, the better. IM me? ;) luluwannabe25@earthlink.net on msn and Cheeto478 on AIM. We can be e-friends! Unless you're a nutjob or a freakshow. Actually...you're probably more interesting if you are, so yeah, shoot me an IM. Should you still want to know more about me: | |||||||||||
1. Luimty Fuimty Cruimty reviewsYup. Light hints of GippalxBaralai. Sort of a missing scene, set very near the end of the game. Reviews are happiness. Dedicated to ffgurl.Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-4-09 - Baralai & Gippal2. Old Habits reviews...die hard. If at all. GippalxBaralai. Post game. My Baralai is somewhat angsty and passive aggressive. Oh, and overly analytical, too. Gippal is...Gippal. But hopefully not too OOC, on either account. Baralaicentric 3rd person.Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-09 - Baralai & Gippal - Complete3. Just Another Day in Inaba reviewsA day in the life of Souji Seta. Dreams, school, hobbies, fighting shadows, solving crime, not quite having the courage to say what he really wants to. You know, normal, everyday stuff. Short. Not serious. Reads like much in-game, IE: second-person.Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-21-09 - Soji S. - Complete4. Where Shooting Stars Land reviewsShe's not sure how he found her, how he got past her bodyguards, or why he's here. It doesn't make any sense to her, but he does everything with such purpose, she can't help but trust that it all makes perfect sense to him. Sorta HeeroxSylvia. Post seriesGundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-08 - Heero Y. & Sylvia N. - Complete5. Overlooked reviewsPersona 3. 'Sometimes it feels like, in seeing things that we shouldn't, we've sacrificed our ability to see the things that we should. Like we're overlooking something important, you know.' Fuuka n Shinjiro friendship. Kind of. May have spoilers.Megami Tensei - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-5-07 - Complete6. Apathytown » reviewsTrowa POV. Post EW. Trowa reluctantly accompanies Quatre to see Duo. Who'd have thought the God of Death could make such a nice life for himself? Who'd have thought the apathetic clown could want a place in it? Bit angsty. Funny? 2 n 3, yup. Slash, yup.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 3-3-07 - Trowa B./No-Name & Duo M. - Complete7. What's in a Codename? reviewsPost EW. Duo. An invitation from Une. The life of a Preventer might not be half bad. But first, the God of Death has some questions about protocol, more specifically, codenames. Rated T to be safe, but it's pretty much all for one word. Funny, maybe.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-21-07 - Duo M. - Complete8. In Her Hands reviewsAshe looked down at her hands. A queen with such dirty hands? But was there any other way? Takes place very shortly after the Phon Coast. Angst and much over analyzing, my favorite.Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-7-06 - Complete9. Goods and Services reviewsLoI. Rinaldo wants to know where Leon is coming up with all these items he's selling. Leon enlightens him. Silliness. By that, of course, I mean it's stupid. Title blows, I know. Review, yes?Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-10-06 - Complete10. And Then the World Didn't End After All » reviewsSome things are harder to deal with than death. Living an ordinary life isn't always easy. Minifics, with different people each Ch. I'll say who in the chapter title. Ch. 3 is Yazoo and Loz. R n R, yeah?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-27-06 - Published: 5-24-0611. The Things I Do For This Job reviewsRude does his best to take care of a grumpy Reno, as he's recovering from his encounter with AVALANCHE at Sector 7. Some language. NOT slash. Rude POV. Pointless, as is much of my work. Funny, maybe.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-8-06 - Reno & Rude - Complete12. Rock, Paper, Scissors reviewsPostAC, Cloud POV. Short short. Some angsty metaphors over a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors with Marlene. R and R, everybody!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-6-06 - Cloud S. & Marlene W. - Complete13. A Word of Advice reviewsSuper short thingy from Elena's POV. She's having a little trouble adjusting to being a Turk. Can one word from a certain big, bald coworker change that? Redone, but essentially the same idea.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-30-05 - Elena & Rude - Complete14. The Highwind Influence reviewsTifa ponders, as well as witnesses the aftereffects of leaving Marlene in Cid's care for a day. Some language. This does involve Cid, after all.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-7-05 - Tifa L. & Marlene W. - Complete15. The Temp » reviewsFormerly Making the Best of a Bad Situation. Reno has to fill in as Rufus's secretary for a day. Drinking, plotting, silliness, kleptomania, etc. Renocentric, with cameos from the rest of the Turks. Rufus lovers beware. Reviews are love.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-22-05 - Published: 7-23-05 - Reno - Complete16. Spectre of Atonement reviewsPost game. Second person, with hints of past CloudxTifa and present RenoxTifa. Reno keeps making early morning visits to Tifa's bar. What does he want from her? Character death. REVIEW!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 7-30-05 - Reno & Tifa L. - Complete17. Love So Wrong, Dream So Wrong reviewsMy first and probably only wrestling fic, and I can almost guarantee you it’s not what it seems. Can you say surprise ending? Read n review, please! Jeff and Matt Hardy, Shane Helms, Shannon Moore. Warnings and such inside.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-31-05 - Complete18. Above And Beyond » reviewsFalling for your roommate? It's cliché, and it's been done so many times, and it's exactly why Chris didn't want me to move in with Leon. Of course, he was convinced I already had. LeonxClaire. Post CV. Written long before Darkside Chronicles, obviously.Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 4-12-05 - Published: 3-6-05 - Complete19. Still Got It reviewsMild LeonxAda. Different take on a scene near the end of the game, since the actual version left a bit to be desired. Written before the PS2 version of RE4, so it doesn't fit in with parts of Separate Ways. Only like LeonxClaire? Go read something else.Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-20-05 - Leon S. K. & Ada W. - Complete20. Metal Gear Solid 3: Operation Mousetrap » reviewsParody. SPOILERS! Learn why Ocelot had a mousetrap, what the Cobras really stand for, the true source of Volgin's power, etc. Ch 9 is up!Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,068 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 2-27-05 - Published: 12-6-0421. The Telltale Head Scratch reviewsOne shot. Very very mild hinted at future GippalxBaralai. Title makes sense. Maybe. Pretend it does. It was a simple enough question Gippal asked. The path to finding the answer, however... Slightly pervy Gippal. Revamped.Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-5-04 - Gippal & Baralai - Complete22. Feeling Green, Seeing Red reviewsSet between XMen and X2. Scott POV. Among other things, Scott thinks about the last thing he saw without his visor on.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-13-04 - Cyclops & Xavier, C. - Complete