--takes breath-- WEEEEELCOOOOOOOME to the genuine, bona-fide, fortified, all-new BLUR ZONE!!! That's right, it's time to BLUR YOUR WORLD!!! (Blur Zone is not responsible for dizziness, nausea, or death caused by blurring)

All material is hand-written (by way of keyboard) by ME. Got it? Me! Not you. Not your cheap little nine-year-old brother, ME!

On that note, feel free to try our new GRELZIKS PIE in the cafeteria! Not one Grelzik escapes this treat!

And... ENTERTAINMENT! I shall now... SING!!!! La La La La La La La La... La.

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ULTIMATE ORIGINALS OF DOOOOOM!!!

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Shedd

Age: 18... Hey! I can see that horny look in your eyes!

Fur: Scarlet

Species: Kitsune

Eyes: Hazel

Unique Qualities: Afraid of heights. Loves to travel. A bit insane.

Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA

Birthday: June 27

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Meld

Age?

Fur: Green

Species?

Eyes: Violet

Unique Qualities: Can morph into anything. Can become any age. Bent on world domination. Only weakness is using his power against him. (Odd Example: Meld becomes a fish, set him on fire.)

Birthplace?

Birthday?

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Tab

Age: 23

Fur: Creamy yellow, quills dipped in orange.

Species: Hedgehog

Eyes: Blue

Unique Qualities: Expert with weapons.

Birthplace: Opal City

Birthday: May 19th

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Quotes (I know, it's cliche'd.)

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Blueblur I met a while back- and he's gone through some hard times. First his stories were getting stalked/reported, then his cat died... but the dude is no more bitter for it, and his stories are very high-quality. I can speak for everyone here when I say 'way to go, blue'! -Komodo, one of my first friends on ff.net.

Chris (not from Sonic X!): Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Me: The chicken.

--long conversation about the creation of the universe-- -A common thing we spend most of lunch arguing about.

Karl Marx once said, "Religion is the opiate of the masses." The FBI says, "Winners Don't do drugs."

Coincidence? -Me

Komodo: What's the difference beween a hotdog and a chilidog anyway!

Fliara: One's hot and one's cold... Chili...? Hot...? ... I'm not right, am I? -Title Has PERMENANTLY Moved To Italy, by k0m0d0-342

Remember, even if you're in the foulest mood ever, that it's still better to be pissed off than pissed on. -Me again

Hmmm... My sunglasses seem to be leaking valuable fluids. -Me

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In Progress and Coming Soon

This is where the stories would go, if I were working on them. But I'm not.