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Author has written 33 stories for Care Bears, Osmosis Jones, Dragon Ball Z, Aliens/Predator, Aladdin, Bible, Zatch Bell, W.I.T.C.H., Dungeons and Dragons, Lord of the Rings, and Disney. SANITY IS NOT REQUIRED HERE. In fact, it's outright illegal. Any little orangutans running around with healthy minds will be thrown into the bar full of rabid Gypsy Vampirates to be buggered at their tormentors' delight. Thank you, and have a "magnificent, marvelous, mad-mad-mad-mad," rabid day. Update: 17 October 2009—The Writer Formally Known As Petrafina Dantanko,Who Formally Was J. Mikoni. Changing names like changing underwear, and just as often! Predilections? I enjoy cartoons and the occasional anime, and I especially enjoy villains. I dig unconventional pairings: hetero, slash, fem-slash—you deliver, I joygasm (maybe). I also dig parodies, satire, porn-star Orcs and Uruk-hai, middle-aged animated poachers, and red-haired menaces with blue-green skin (oh, bugger me, Bojack!). Displeasures? While I tolerate some OCs, I'm one of those stereotypical Mary Sue haters. This includes Gary Stues. Seriously, darlings, self-love maybe a great hobby but is best reserved in the privacy of your bedrooms, away from the Web. I can't stand people who can't take a little medicine: If your fanfic is terrible, I will tell you in the most gentle way I can. Call it a flame; call me an ignorant, heartless, spiny witch. That's your opinion. I'm trying to do for you what my professors did for me—by forcing you into the harsh realities of writing. I'm an otherwise friendly person who doesn't want to start wars. But I will indeed hold grudges against those mindless fiends, who refuse to resolve conflicts with me. Quite frankly, I'm likely more correct than you... I also hate prudish Elves, that guy on the corner who keeps whistling at me, and vampire fans who wouldn't know a good vampire novel, even if it bit them on the bum (Anne Rice? Stephanie Meyer? Good God, where are the Stoker groupies?). And now, for something completely de Sadean: 'We apply the term "journalist" to an educated man, a man capable of discussing a work reasonably, of analysing and giving an account of it with sufficient clarity to render it familiar to the reader. But whosoever has neither the intelligence nor the judgment necessary to exercise that honourable calling, whosoever compiles, prints, slanders, lies, vilifies, rants and raves... that man, I say, is nought but a hack...' But what! There's more: 'One of the greatest failings of ill-mannered people is that they are forever making indiscreet remarks, slanderous comments, and libellous statements at the expense of anyone and anything that lives and breathes. They will even do this in the hearing of people they do not know... is there anyone self-respecting man who can stand by and hear ill spoken of those he cares for and not rebuke the blockhead who spoke it?' | |||||||||
1. Of Lords and Leopards » reviewsDisney's Tarzan. Clayton somehow manages to survive and is taken into the care by the deadliest of jungle predators.Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-22-09 - Published: 10-2-092. Absinthe & Opium reviewsDisney's Tarzan. Clayton can no longer handle Tarzan's bubbly vivacity and decides to indulge in some good old Victorian substances. But when the curious ape-man finds him out, a humourous consequence results.Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-09 - Complete3. Kiss the Snake Good Night » reviewsChapter 23! Complete! Coming to terms with his loss, Caleb finds that Lord Cedric has some final gifts to bestow to him.W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,855 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 6-20-06 - Caleb & Cedric - Complete4. Satyr Against the World reviewsIn a fairy tale land far away, Broly tries to decipher the reason why so many people detest his father. Mayhem ensues!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-7-08 - Brolly - Complete5. Little Rose and the Frost reviews1790s, Romantic Era. Gohan is being stalked by a relentless shade. Goku does not believe him and the boy is running out of time as the fog rolls in.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-07 - Gohan & Vegeta - Complete6. Man Among Hamadryads reviewsRick Hoffman is planning Caleb's Bday and invites only Cornelia to help. Cornelia is ecstatic until she discovers what his plan is.W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-26-07 - Cornelia H. & Cedric7. Foul Dips Into Fair » reviewsAn Elvish warrior strays from his kind. He is trapped in the hands of the Enemy, but the Enemy soldier has a shocking origin.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,420 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-5-07 - Published: 7-17-06 - Elrond - Complete8. Atrophied Inhibition reviewsRevision of W is for Witch. Cedric has a problem controlling his baser instincts, and the girls do little to stop him. Slash!W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-07 - Cedric - Complete9. Untitled No 2 reviewsMiranda wonders about her loyalty to Elyon. FemSlash, MirandaElyon.W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-8-06 - Complete10. Wanting to Talk reviewsHosokawa has a cold and poor little Reycom must be his nurse. But Reycom has little idea of how to treat a sick human.Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-06 - Complete11. Unwelcome Sight reviewsShadow Demon becomes annoyed with his Master and decides to eavesdrop... for the worse!Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-30-06 - Complete12. Demon Among Demons » reviewsQuality improved! Jafar learns why Destane is such a 'hard case.'Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-28-06 - Published: 11-25-04 - Complete13. Uninvited » reviewsGod takes human form, along with Michael, to make an early assessment of Sodom and Gomorrah.Bible - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-22-06 - Published: 4-27-0514. Desert in the Sky » reviewsA new foe has a grudge against the War, intending to end it even at the destruction of both the Makai and Ningenkai! How did the battle for the Crown begin? Could the VERY first King come back to try and reclaim the throne?Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-22-06 - Published: 8-15-0515. Himeros reviewsSo the girls are having babies, eh? One queen gives birth to a son with a nightmarish perspective.W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-20-06 - Complete16. The Crime of Laios reviewsSomeone stops Phobos's evil before it begins but with a greater evil. Not for the weakhearted!W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-14-06 - Complete17. Jealousy is Cooking reviewsSomeone else has eyes for Caleb, and the jealousy against Cornelia is outrageous. But who is this narrator?W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-20-06 - Complete18. Insane to Save Naga Dudes! » reviewsOur favourite Android and Uruk return to save—you guessed wrong! It's actually dear Cedric. Can they save him before he marries... himself? Who already happens to be married to... gasp!W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 1-7-06 - Complete19. Knife, Blood and Poison » reviewsWhen an ally clan visits Topknot, a Yautja stalks Machiko for a reason she misinterprets.Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 7-1-04 - Complete20. At Odd Ends reviewsElyon and Cedric find themselves in awkward positions. CedricElyon.W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-25-05 - Elyon B. & Cedric - Complete21. Die Schlange und ihre Rose reviewsCedric begehrt das Licht von Meridian. CedricElyon.W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - German - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-2-05 - Complete22. Schism reviewsThe son of Brago is very jealous of his father, and he intends to use his mother Sherry to get revenge on him.Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-25-05 - Complete23. Amour Amour to the End » reviewsA mere decade has passed since the War, and Reycom discovers the tragic fate of his book owner.Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 8-16-05 - Complete24. Orgaein reviewsBrago's meeting with an old acquaintance could jeopardise his relationship with Sherry.Zatch Bell - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-26-05 - Complete25. Rhaptein reviewsKiyomaro encounters a dying Hosokawa. What is he refusing to tell Takamine about Reycom?Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-05 - Complete26. Chain of Insanity » reviewsUpdate 17 Aug. Brolly has intrigued and gained the sympathy of many people. But what of Paragus? Is he truly so heartless or does insanity run in the family?Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-19-05 - Published: 3-4-05 - Brolly - Complete27. Guardians of Gaia » reviewsThe Seven Star Council appoints two mortals to protect the future Guardians (Care Bears) and their Kinfolk (the Cousins). But the red-headed demon, Darkheart, from one mortal's past finds sadist pleasure in trying to destroy them.Care Bears - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-13-05 - Published: 12-26-0328. Aliens versus Saiyans » reviewsFrieza loses contact with one of his colonies. He orders Elite Saiyans to investigate, but the crew discovers that the horrific plague that destroyed the colony is more than meets the eye.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-04 - Published: 10-12-0329. Truly Monstrous reviewsA powerful fighter's son is found and tracked by a monster living in the forest.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-2-04 - Gohan & Cell - Complete30. Insanity with an Android and Uruk reviewsUpdate! Venici and Adryen have become disgusted with the new girl er, girls in Perfect Cell's life. With the help of Mirai Trunks and no help from Mister Fuzzums and his underwear, our mismatched villains are out to save the day!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-9-04 - Cell & Trunks - Complete31. Hell is for Children reviewsOne of the Cell Juniors seeks his murderer's assistance against ruthless demons holding siblings hostage. Unfortunately the escapee from Hell finds himself seeking more than assistance.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-03 - Gohan32. Oedipus Thrax reviewsA chick virus has caught the eyes of our favourite pathogen. Sadly, it happens to be his MOTHER!Osmosis Jones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-21-03 - Complete33. Devastation to Something Already Devastating reviewsMinor Update again Dark Heart's relatives show up to save him from a mortal life in this ruin to the Care Bears Universe. Yes, I am mean. Get over it, sudsies!Care Bears - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-10-03 - Complete
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