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Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Codename: Kids Next Door, Gilmore Girls, Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Smallville. Want some cool Gilmore Girls or Twilight items and more? Mugs, t-shirts, buttons, and more at: The Funk House Something here is not like the others... ...Dang. I've been discovered. You see those little notes, with the dates, and the promises to update? Damn. I'm sorry. I forgot to update. I'm a promise breaker. I'm expected the pitchforks and torches any moment now. Well, forgive me. I've been in a slump. I lost my muse. No seriously. I lost it. I still can't find it. I kinda stole my friend's muse, and I have to give it back before she notices it's gone. Dang. Where'd that thing go now? :wanders off: But seriously, I have been in a slump. A bad one. Honestly. I hadn't (til today) read fanfiction in nearly 3 months. :gasp!: Here comes the shocked fans! OMG! Why, you may ask, would someone so easily give up one of the world's greatest treasures? Maybe because it's not so treasureful (is that a word? if not, i made it up first! claims). Yeah. Fanfiction can STINK. It can also make the world shiny and colorful. But yeah. The whole reason I put it on hold (the writing and the reading) for so long, is because I fell in love (not real love, I hope, like, puppy love or something). And then my heart got broken. Damn those boys and their ability to manipulate young, fanfiction-loving girls. They have a conspiracy to destroy all fangirls. But we shall prevail, I say, we SHALL PREVAIL! Because who needs real boys when you can read some fanfiction and get some fictional characters, huh? SO. BASICALLY. At this moment in time, life kinda sucks. Well, love life, actually. I feel like a whore. And I haven't even done anything whorish. Huh. I have never done anything whorish in my life! (Man, that kinda sucks though). So what does all this babbling and ranting mean FOR YOU, my darling readers? Well, FIRST off, my stories might be a bit angstier. Or fluffier. Depends on whether I'm in the real world or fluffy, dreamland on the days I'm writing. SECOND--I will possibly be writing more. And updating more often. Woot! Because summer is coming! :cheers: In 8 more school days! :crowd roars: Ahhhhhhhhhhhssssssshhhhhh. Ahem. Yeah, that was the sound of the crowd, in a stadium, but it kinda reads funny. Don't misinterpret it. :giggles: THIRD--There is a bird outside dancing to an Alicia Keys song. No I am not lying. The Alicia Keys song is playing next door. Because my neighbors are always partying and keeping me up all night (a plus for you guys). And the bird is bopping around to it. Oh. Crap. Bird just flew away. "..." And now the song is over. Huh. LASTLY--I also signed up for NaNoWriMo. Doesn't mean much right now, because November is four or five months away (I can't count), but through the month of November, I won't be writing with you guys. :( I might start a fiction press profile though. :shrugs: And ALSO--I updated Uncharted Destination. Just so you guys know. Not that you care. You want Spin updated, don't you? I knew it, you do. You whores! Oh wait. I'm the whore. Gah. /ramble HI YA'LL! I just updated Spin and I just wanted to inform those readers of it that I'll be making a fanmix and putting it up soon. If you want to see it, go to my LiveJournal account horselovergurl and my icon/fanfiction journal, cloudy_dreaming. BANNERS: OMGZ! I DELETED IT ALL! Here's the thing: So I will write some fanfiction of everything at some point in the future. So far, the tallies are... -Gilmore Girls: 19 (OMGZ AGAIN! 216 REVIEWS FOR SPIN!) Pending: 10 A crazy list...added just for you! My readers! I love you guys! Thanks! Me and my sister wrote it... You know you're an idiot when... You hear the nurses tell you you're brain dead...You come with your own warning sign...You have flashy neon signs in your house to keep you from walking into walls...You salute the wrong flag...You fart the pledge of allegiance...You get your tongue frozen on a telephone pole...You can't remember your name...Drool comes out of your mouth when you think to much...You look into the sun through a magnifying glass...You actually try to make sense of my babbling rants...You don't remember a joke you just laughed at like crazy to seconds ago...You decide to camping in your local swimming pool...You laugh when you don't get it because its funny you don't get it...You finally realize you've been reading the book backwards when you get to page 1...You find yourself stuck in a toilet when you could have sworn you were taking a bath...You spell your name wrong...You push the big red button...You find yourself glued to the ceiling fan...You eat the yellow snow (or sand)...You're still reading this after my non stop babbling... Ok, some other things about me...I love writing, reading, film, movies, computer stuff, art, dance...Basically I'm Rory Gilmore before she was invented. Or Hermione Granger if you're a Harry Potter fan. And I'm also Kuki Sanban! And Bella Swan! But more the latter! I am so many people combined, that it is very weird! Ughh...now I'm confusing myself. Ok, so now, on to my other stuff. LiveJournal: horselovergurl Favorites: Musicals: I love musicals, so here are a few of my faves...Chicago, Wicked, Grease, Les Miserables, Little Shop of Horrors, Singing in the Rain Books: Les Miserables, Black Like Me, Wicked, Son of A Witch, Harry Potter, Cat Among the Pidgeon, Murder On the Orient Express, Black Coffee, 12 Little Indians, Falling Up, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Light in the Attic, Poetry by Robert Frost, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Milkweed, Catcher in the Rye, Cirque du Freak, To Kill a Mockingbird, Slaughter-House Five, Franny and Zooey, Of Mice and Men, Twilight, Maximum Ride, The Host, anything by John Grisham, anything by James Patterson, anything by Mary Higgins Clark, anything by Sarah Dessen Music: Umm...I like a lot of different kinds, so I'll just throw out some names here; Snow Patrol, Goo Goo Dolls, Lifehouse, Death Cab for Cutie, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, David Bowie, Goldfrapp, The Presets, Imogen Heap, the Frou Frou, Ansty Pants, Muse, Coldplay, Elisa, Hinder, South, Evanescence, Within Temptations, the Weepies, Feist, Travis, Anna Nalick, Katy Rose, Shiny Toy Guns, Artic Monkeys, Tegan and Sara, t.A.T.u., The Postal Service, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, My Chemical Romance, Rogue Wave, Sara Barilles, Windupdeads, Hellogoodbye, The Beatles, Fallout boy, The Killers, Linkin Park, Inara George, Kimya Dawson, Jack's Mannequin, Pink, Eve 6, Eiffel 65, John Mayer, Daughtry, Jonas Brothers, Rascal Flatts, Plain White T's, Zero 7, Nightmare of You, Maroon 5, Augustana, Ana, Franz Ferdinand I love all kinds of music...I can't stand to hear rap though. Anything I hear I love...oh, sometimes I listen to country, almost never anyways cause it scares me, but rock has to be my favorite...and I love slow songs too, cause I'm so corny and stuff. Which is weird because I love fast songs to dance to... Movies: Argameddon, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Birds, The Shining, Jumanji, The Classics of Disney, Tuck Everlasting, Harry Potter 1 & 2, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, My Best Friend's Wedding, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Breakfast Club, Footloose, The Sixth Sense, Grease, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Sixteen Candles There you go, that's all! Thanks for all the reviews I have. Must leave now. Sorry. Ok...well...bye...I said bye...you can stop reading now! Much love, "We have reason to believe squirrels are attempting to take over the world." "Yeah." "...Damn." A Little Something I Found: On MuffinIsInjured's profile. I believe it is an inspiration to all Gilmore Girl fans! "There is nothing in this world better to be obsessed with than GG. World peace, perhaps- but I have only one adolescence to live through and I'd rather not spend it crusading through the Middle East offering kamikazes "Make Love Not War" buttons." -pOnDeReSqUe Something to Boggle the Mind: THE FOUR STEPS OF LIFE: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Claus 4. You look like Santa Claus SUCCESS IN LIFE At age 4...not peeing in your pants At age 12...having friends At age 16...having your drivers license At age 35...having money At age 50...having money At age 70...having your drivers license At age 75...having friends At age 80...not peeing in your pants Got questions, comments, or something of the sort? blackestblasphemy@gmail.com | |||||||
1. Definitely New reviewsMax and Fang's relationship has been complicated. Takes place years after book 6, FANG. Oneshot. Pure fluff.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-20-10 - Max & Fang - Complete2. Seeing Stars in the Dark » reviewsMax finds herself in a normal life. Except she remembers everything, and no one else does. Not your typical 'Normal Life' story! VERY AU, FAXMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-19-10 - Published: 9-20-07 - Fang & Max3. Connections » reviewsShe had much to learn about the Cullens. EdwardBella, JacobOC. T for safety. Chapter 2 up!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 8-21-074. Uncharted Destination » reviewsFang actually finds an island for the flock. And so follows a series of transitions as the gang gets used to island life. But trouble seems to find them in the most reclusive of places. FAXNESS. Chapter 3 up!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-19-075. Spin » reviewsThe three of them have been best friends forever. Rory, Jess, Lane. But how do things change when Jess's feelings for Rory evolve? CHAPTER 5 UP!Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,922 - Reviews: 268 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 10-6-06 - Rory G. & Jess M.6. Rain reviewsPrompt 66. Written for a prompt table on LJ. 'I hated the rain.' Max MaxFangMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-6-07 - Complete7. The Amnesiac Patient » reviewsA boy was crossing the road, and Lorelai slammed her heel on the brakes, but it was too late. The boy hit the ground with a sickening thud. Lorelai scrambled out of the car to the unconcious teen... Jess is in from start of show. Lit.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 9-21-06 - Jess M. & Rory G.8. Catching Air reviewsMax:'When I was up on that tower the first time, I couldn't help wishing Fang was with me. Sounds corny, no' ONESHOT, FAXMaximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-30-07 - Complete9. Lovesick » reviewsWhy are you doing this' He asked. 'Because...' she dragged her words, 'I didn't want to wake up to find the dead frozen carcass of my exboyfriend...' she explained. LIT Chap. 3 UP!Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 5-13-06 - Jess M. & Rory G.10. For Her reviewsJavajunkie. Why was he doing this again? 3.07Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-17-07 - Lorelai G. & Luke D. - Complete11. Impulsion Pulls Us in Both Directions reviewsThat's my mom,'Rory softly said, turning down her eyes. Jess released his grip on her waist, nodding.'Okay.'He pulled away from her, taking her hand and giving it a slight squeeze.He smirked, giving her a quick wink as he headed out the back door.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-11-07 - Jess M. & Rory G. - Complete12. He Smiles Only for Me reviewsMid exit, she glanced back to the counter hopefully, wanting to see his eyes following her movements.But he wasn't watching her. Lit Drabble. AUGilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-20-06 - Jess M. & Rory G. - Complete13. When Worlds Collide » reviewsHere's for all Smallville fans! What happens when the Kents move to Stars Hollow, Conneticut. Clark and Rory!Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 10-12-05 - Rory G. & Clark K.14. People Do Change reviewsA continuation of the beloved story, People Change, by ApollaJ. I only own what I say is mine! Lit, JJ. Takes place one month after 3.10. And who is that old lady named Maggie?Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-14-06 - Jess M. & Rory G.15. Screwed » reviewsHow could something so wrong, feel so right? Lit. Chapter 4 UP! FINALLY!Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 11-2-06 - Published: 5-25-06 - Jess M. & Rory G.16. Guys Like Him reviewsBut Lorelai still didn't see it. Why a guy like HIM would stick around. Especially for so long. Lit. Another random oneshot.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 10-8-06 - Jess M. & Rory G. - Complete17. Memory reviewsShort ficlet, Lorelai and Luke. Not for the the angsty tolerant.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-15-06 - Lorelai G. & Luke D. - Complete18. Fate Always Has Her Way reviewsIt is a week before graduation, and Rory and Jess wake up to find something strange. They are in each other's bodies! Post 3.19, Lit.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-26-06 - Jess M. & Rory G.19. Just Can't Help Myself reviewsShe was too excited. She lost all thought as she saw him. Her selfcontrol fell, and she grabbed him in sudden impulse, holding the sides of his face as she crushed her lips against his. RHr.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-13-06 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete20. Stowaway » reviewsTakes place between Season 3 and 4, before Luke and Nicole are wedded. Lorelai has no money, so she and Rory stowaway on a cruise ship to get home. guess which one? LL of course!Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 10-3-05 - Luke D. & Lorelai G.21. Off Balance reviewsWhat if Luke left after 2.19, Teach Me Tonight? What happens to the town, how does Lorelai take this? What if Sherry wasn't pregnant either? OneshotGilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-11-06 - Luke D. & Lorelai G. - Complete22. My Happy Ending » reviewsA songfic story about Rory and Jess. Set in season 3, at Jess's flight. 3.19 and 3.20 possibly further. Chapter 6 up!Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-11-06 - Published: 2-10-06 - Jess M. & Rory G. - Complete23. Unbelievable reviewsWhoa, parallel universe here. What happens when a new maid comes to work for the Gilmores. Rory DeCarlo, reporting for duty! OneshotGilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-12-06 - Complete24. Future of the Trio » reviewsThis is from 2 years after the group finishes hogwarts. Harry is in love with Ginny. But problems evolve when Hermione and Ron get married, and another guy who wants Ginny for himself. Still not completed. ON TEMPORARY HIATUSHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-29-06 - Published: 7-4-04 - Harry P. & Ginny W.25. That Damn Stella, Thanks » reviewsA what if for That Damn Donna Reed. And no, not with Rory and Dean. What if things had taken a different turn. Like Luke and Dean not meeting in the backyard. Javajunkie! Lit in later chaptersGilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,067 - Reviews: 177 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 9-5-05 - Luke D. & Lorelai G. - Complete26. Can't Feel You » reviewsDean, Rory and Jess. The crashing relationship of Rory and Dean, and how Jess fits in with all this. Two parter songficsGilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-27-06 - Published: 1-5-06 - Complete27. The Collection » reviewsA collection of 34 oneshots! Full of fluff...Things that could have happened. Too bad...Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-22-06 - Published: 9-1-05 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3 & Wallabee B./Numbuh 428. Saturday, Sunday, when will it be? » reviewsWally and Kuki are left alone for a week while the others are on a vacation for July 4th. And Kuki has the feeling that Wallabee wants to tell her something. But whenever he starts, they are interrupted by people. Until an accident brings them closer. OnCodename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 9-25-05 - Published: 7-9-05 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3 & Wallabee B./Numbuh 429. Breaking Away reviewsLorelai's thoughts before she left her parents home...forever...Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-22-05 - Complete30. White Flag reviewsComplications of Love and Life...with some hidden things inside.Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-19-05 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3 & Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete31. Confessions of a Teenage Witch » reviewsHermione and Ron go the ball. They suddenly appear in some other place. Hermione confesses her love to Ron. Ron feels the same way. A real romance story. Lots of fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-4-04 - Published: 6-27-04 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
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