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since: 06-28-04, id: 620201, Profile Updated: 08-23-09
country: United States
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings.

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Age: 18

Height: Under five feet two inches.

Likes: Books, writing, movies, computer games, music, etc.

Books: Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Pan's Labrinth, Watchmen, Hellboy II

Games: NWN2, Baldur's Gate/SoA/ToB, Full Auto

Music: Enya, David Gahan, Depeche Mode, Bjork

Dislikes: Backstabbers, crappy fantasy

My Writing: The stuff on here is either deranged or outdated. I will not delete it though. The deranged stuff is funny, the outdated stuff crap.

Wishes there was more good modern Middle Earth fanfiction out there. Seriously if you know of something not by Scribe let me know. Most of it is crap and it seems Scribe has abandoned the final piece to her (I think it is a girl) enormous modern middle earth series. A real pity since she was one of the best writers I've ever read.

Stories:

Too Soon: Will probably never be finished but looking back on how long ago I wrote it I am amazed by how good it is in its not so goodness.

Sauron's Attempted Quest: Is ridiculous and perhaps would be amusing if you were high. Will never be updated.

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1. Too Soon » reviews
When Sauron discovers the Rings location several years before Frodo even turns 33 MiddleEarth is thrown into a greater danger than anyone could ever imagine, since no one besides Sauron even knows that the Ring Bilbo found is the One Ring. On HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-18-06 - Published: 4-11-06 - Frodo B.
2. Sauron's Attempted Quest reviews
In which Sauron trips several times, the narrating voice is a racist against humans and there is more general ridiculousness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-18-06 - Published: 8-15-04 - Sauron - Complete
3. What Really Happened reviews
Join the hobbits as they discuss eating icecream as the world ends, escaping mad dentists and arranging funerals for those who are not actually dead. Expect corny jokes based on baseball and the matrix. I did not write this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-21-04 - Frodo B. & Samwise G. - Complete
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