"For something to exist it has to be observed. For something to exist it has to have a position in space and time.

And this explains why nine tenths of the universe is unaccounted for.

Nine tenths of the universe is knowledgeof the position and direction of everything in the other tenth.

It is unacounted for because it is doing the acounting of the rest of it, and you cannot see the back of your own head.

Except in very small universes."

Terry Pratchett

Theif of time.

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1. The Tortoise And The Spider reviews

To be fair, odder things have happened...

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 5-14-08

2. Typical reviews

It all started innocently enonugh...

Complete - Spider-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-15-08

3. Working For The Weekend reviews

Anybody else think being an Avenger sounded cooler in the abstract?

Complete - Spider-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-10-08 - Published: 3-10-08

4. What IfThe Tragic Tale of Dr Fantastic reviews

I'm not the Watcher...but I'll do.

Complete - Marvel - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 2-10-08

5. Mercenary, Heal Thy Self! reviews

Deadpool goes to the ninja. But not just any ninja! A doctor ninja! Wait...

Complete - Marvel - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08

6. Life In The Fast Lane reviews

Somewhere, there has to be a break.

Complete - Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-20-08 - Published: 1-20-08

7. Climax reviews

Evil knows no bounds. Neither does good.

Complete - Superman - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-22-07

8. CrimefightingAndTheArt OF Motorcycle Maintenanance reviews

It's like clockwork really.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-26-07

9. Save A Penny reviews

There are some things one just shouldn't ask for.

Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-20-07

10. At Midnight, All The Agents reviews

Just what exactly does all the superhuamn crew get up to at midnight?

Complete - Spider-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 9-21-07

11. The Five Stages reviews

There are five stages to coping with death. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression...and Acceptance.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-17-07 - Published: 9-17-07

12. Our Family Vacation And Other Katastrophes » reviews

It's not the super villain team up he's got to worry about. It's the competition. And you though GizmoDuck was complicated.

DarkWing Duck - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,253 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 7-24-07

13. Iconic » reviews

A tale of webs, capes, responsibility and humanity.

Spider-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,492 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-15-07 - Published: 12-31-06

14. Welcome To The Working Week » reviews

A madman loose in Acmetropolis. The usual Friday night right? Blue hedgehog? Not so much.

Loonatics Unleashed - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-6-07 - Published: 6-12-07

15. Harry Potter and The Big Scary Metal Things reviews

A crossover fic that is more than meets the eye. Absolutely no apologies for character death.

Complete - Transformers/Beast Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 7-1-07

16. Chicken Little reviews

How to really ruffle a Robin's feathers.

Complete - Batman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 6-24-07

17. United they stand reviews

And you thought Venus was a bad idea.

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-8-07 - Published: 4-8-07

18. Recovery reviews

A Good Genes epilouge

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-06

19. Bump in the fight reviews

Little ghost boys should stay out of big bad Hellspawn alley ways.

Complete - Danny Phantom - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-06

20. The Dirty Harry movie before Christmas reviews

Deadpool. On Halloween. What? You were expecting a Nuff said or something?

Complete - Marvel - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-11-06 - Published: 11-11-06

21. Quality time reviews

A bonding moment between master and student. Also why Leo should check where his candels come from

Complete - Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-29-06 - Published: 8-29-06

22. This monstrocity » reviews

A Watchtower tale. It's just one oreo. Sometimes, one is all it takes.

Justice League - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 5-9-06

23. Distraction reviews

Just because he's the Ultimate life form dosen't mean he isn't alone. A tale of Shadow's true love.

Complete - Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-15-06 - Published: 5-15-06

24. The brave, the bold and the new » reviews

New Avenger POV shorts. Cap thinks their the planets newest best line of defence. Suppose they don't think like that.

Marvel - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-5-06 - Published: 2-27-06

25. Innocence Unleashed reviews

Every Dog has his day. Is being man's best freind really what Krypto the superdog wants?

Superman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 12-29-05

26. Harbingers » reviews

An ancient evil is lose and its up to the TMNT, a certain rouge hellspawn and his angle "ally" to stop it. first fic so RnR

Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-24-05 - Published: 8-20-04

27. Nocturnal Heartbeat » reviews

The dark knight embarks on the ultimate side progect.

Batman - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-7-05 - Published: 3-23-05

28. Red and the web reviews

Oneshot. I can not make that any clearer. Robin and the guys go to New York and have a close encounter with the local wildlife.Guess who.

Complete - Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-1-05 - Published: 6-1-05

29. Forever red: The musical » reviews

Title says it all. Lots of bashing, singing and MuppetMonty phyton refrences

Power Rangers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 8-22-04

30. Spinelessman: the themesong reviews

Bought on by lisening to the Distilers too much. Be afraid. First spidey related fic

Complete - Spider-Man - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-27-04 - Published: 11-27-04

31. Words and warlocks reviews

Don meets everybodys favorite sorcerer supreme

Ninja Turtles - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-5-04 - Published: 9-5-04

32. My job reviews

A look at everybodys faviroute echidna

Complete - Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-04