FAQ! A place where Delico-chan answers all your questions!

Q. Who is Love Psychedelico?
A. A perverted sadistic bisexual psycho, to put it simply. She sleeps, she plays, she eats, then she sleeps again. She may write if she feels like it.

Q. Why does she never update?
A. Hmmm, errrr... plluurgh... Well...She needs to study. She's in the middle of uni exams, so - when she's done with them, she'll be writing like rabid bunnies, so just you wait. XD

Q. What fandoms does she roam in?
A. She is almost ALWAYS in the Darren Shan fandom... although she sneaks around Yami no Matsuei and FMA often. Also a fan of the HP series and Death note, as well as Wild Adapter, Saiyuki, and many other anime.

Q. Why did she delete half her stories? / Why does she only write crazy crack and gay slash?
A. This, she is very very guilty about. As some may know, she used to be a soppy lovey sue writer in order to overcome her fear of sues - but a certain friend pulled her back into the dark side of slash (ie INYX!), and now she can never look at her own sues again. She hates it when people read her sues and comment on how bad they are, when she already KNOWS how bad they are. So, in order to reduce the mental pain this causes her, she decided to delete all her Sues. She is very sorry to whomever may have liked her sues, and give them permission to use any ideas or write sequels or whatever without any kind of credit.

Q. What kind of men/women does she like?
A. Not that anyone is remotely interested in this. She likes psycho sadists like herself, ie Muraki-sensei. She often dreams of being chopped up by her lover and many other painful things. Not that she likes pain, no, but if any more details on the sorts of play she likes are given here, it ought get deleted by ffnet or it ought scar some poor individual forever, so all shall be in the dark for now. She also likes puppy-like molestable men, for example Laguna Loire from FF8, hyde from L'arc~en~Ciel, Ryuichi from Gravitationand Tsuzuki Asato from Yami. She loves the idea of incest and forced smut, so beware. Delico usually keeps her likes to that of the male gender, but she may sway from time to time. She would love to spend a night with girls like Misa from Deathnote, Lust from FMA or Robin from Onepiece. She is also known to be quite an exhibitionist, one that is in LOVE with the idea of desksex, so that ought deserve some caution also.

Q. Who does she worship?
A. She worships three people, most of the time. Two of them are writers in ffnet - Inyx and The Freaky Butt Mate. They are her gods. Go read their stories and you shall know what she means. The other is an artist, kamapon. She is making one of delico's slash stories into a doujinshi, and herDS drawings are heavenly - go visit her at http://www.kamapon.com!

If any other questions need be answered, feel free to ask her via e-mail or review. Thankyou, love you!

Q. What is her name from?
A. Her name is taken from the Japanese band 'Love Psychedelico' - not that they are Deli's favourite band or anything. Her favourite bands are L'Arc~en~Ciel, hide, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Placebo and Porno Graffiti. However, Love Psychedelico is very much worth listening to. They're addictive like sex, alcohol, crack, and gay men.I reccomend the songs 'Last Smile' and 'Lady Madonna'

Q. Which one of her fics is being made into the doujinshi?
A. This has been asked way too often, so she decided to upload the fic. It's rated M so you have to scroll down this pretty page and find it. It is called "Head Colds". Read at your own risk, it is very much on the verge of being gay porn. You may be lucky enough to find the actual doujin if you explore kama's website or journal.

Q. Where's her e-mail address?
A. Good question. As much asDeli loves hate-mail,she don't appreciate death-threats.She will eventually put it up again, when she writes often enough that not as many people would want to kill her. However, if you are desperately in need of her address so that you can pronounce your undying love to her and ask for her hand in marriage -review something, leave your e-mail, ask for a reply andshe will get back to you as soon as possible.

Q. I want to send hate-mail and flame her imbecile head to damnation. Where do I send it to?
A. Ahh. Send it right here: piss_off@getalife.com

WORKS IN PROGRESS AND ON HIATUS (--updated 23rd October 2005--)

PROGRESS OF CHAPTERED, POSTEDFICTION:

---Taste of Love: (Darren Shan) Last chapter is on the way. She has written most of it, she just cannot bring myself to go that extra umph and finish the darned thing. Emotional support is very much appreciated.

---Unexpected: (Darren Shan)Similar fiction being written about Harlequinn and Alastor Moody, thus this one being entirely forgotten about. She will write. She will. Some day.

---Dangerous Game of Treasure Hunt: (Darren Shan) Totally forgotten about. Since it seems not as popular as the two above, its update will most likely be after the update of those two.

UNPOSTED, UNTITLEDOR ON-HIATUS ONESHOTS: (That she may or may not post if requested)

---Protege Moi: (Harry Potter) Moody/Harley(boy-whore)humour-angst requested by Inyx. Almost finished. Personally quite proud of it. Probably won't post.

---Sunlight, Blood and After-dinner Mints: (Harry Potter) Sirius/Remus angst-romance. Recollections and letters from Sirius to Remus. Finished. Probably won't post. Posting HP fics needs a lot of courage.

Other than that I hope you all have a wonderful (sex)life and preferably don't read any of my old stuff. Thankyou!

'Sometimes - I have this feeling that the more I keep my mouth shut, the more chance I'll have at getting laid.'