Hello to everyone and welcome to my profile! God that sounded cliche.

Puck: It was.

Gee, thanks.

6/28

Good news everyone! I a: have internet back, b: have a laptop, so I can write all I want, and c: am heading up to Michigan, which means massive updates, as usual. Expect new chapters (or redone chapters for certain stories) soon!

4/26

Okay, so... hi everyone. There's a reason I haven't been updating, I swear- my computer has the virus from hell. That, and I've had the biggest writer's block in the history of my writer's blocks. The computer should be fixed soon, and I really will try to get things updated. Sorry!

7/24

Haven't been feeling well. On hiatus.

2/27

Alright, so, I'm sure everyone is wondering what is taking me so long to update. Here's the deal: I've been caught up in redoing my stories- mainly my Jak and Daxter ones. Altered Reality is the top of my list. I AM still working on my new chapters for everything, but I've been fairly distracted by that. Mainly because it really sucks. Like, REALLY bad. So, I apologize for my lack of updating, but with the virus and my distractedness, it's going to take a little time. Sorry!

2/25

My computer's had a virus. It sucks. Really bad. So, I'm way behind on all my chapters, and I'll try to get them posted soon, promise!

1/12

Okay, well, happy New Year to all! My resolution this year: get more updates in! Let's start with some Quintessence and Child of a Shinobi! I really am trying, though, and Christmas break seems to be just what I needed to get through this little dry spell.

8/07

Okay, as is made obvious by my total lack of updates, I have no inspiration. That, and I've had band camp for the past week. So, combine no inspiration with hardly any time and a total PAIN factor, there probably aren't going to be any updates for a while. Sorry.

7/05

First off, happy belated Fourth of July! Woohoo big pretty explosions in the sky!

Anyway, I'm going up North for a week with the OTHER side of my family (you know, my dad's side) so I'm updating all my stories by, well, tomorrow, and I won't be working on them until next week, when my mom and rule enforcing step-father get here. Which means no unlimited computer times. Damn. So, my chapter updates are going to hell in a handbasket, aka, back to the way they were before I got up here. Whoopee.

6/10

Hey everyone. Okay, the new chapters ARE in progress, it's just taking a bit of adjusting back to Michigan temperatures and how much colder it is than Texas, even though it's summer. But everything will continue to be updated, and I have put Child of a Shinobi on hiatus.

1/12

Happy Late New Year! Sorry about this guys, but I've gotta go on a three-day hiatus because I'm flying up to Michigan for my aunt's baby shower... and I can't take my computer with me. So, I can't get any writing done.

12/18

Okay, I am officially redoing To Walk Among the Dead. It sucks, and it needs to be redone.

11/10

Wee! I'm 15 now! Even though my birthday was on Wenesday... oops...

9/13

OMFG, I can update something other than Jak and Daxter! WOOOHOOOO! This was caused by a long process of:

1: sitting through eight hours of school
2: Going to library after school
3: Pulling out the, like, seven disks I have stuff saved on
4: Opening all files (of which there are almost twenty) onto Microsoft Word
5: Copy and Pasting all files into an e-mail which I then
6: Mailed to myself.

So, I now get to update the REST of my crap, and all of you who have been waiting for updates can now celebrate. Woot. Now, off to finish Like Father, Like Daughter's chapter 4 and chappie 11 of CoaS. BYE!

9/11

I know I should have something really patriotic written here today, but I just can't. My patriotic crap has all gone into my report for English today.

The point of THIS update is too say... drum roll please... I had someone draw one of my characters! To be precise, Kisa Aquato. It's awesome, I love it, and I DEMAND you all check it out: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39577935/?q=by3Adreamwish+in3Ascraps+sort3Atime. Go. Now.

8/01

Okay, I'm not going to update for a while, not because of the writer's block, oh no, but because we got a new computer. Now, that's good news. The bad news is that our new comp doesn't have a floppy drive, so I can't load anything up. So, once again, no updates for a while.

7/21

Grr… I have the worst writer’s block in the history of my writer’s blocks!
I can’t think of anything to write on ANY of my godforsaken stories except Unwanted Demons, Unthought of Angels, and I’m starting to get one for that story!
GAH! (starts throwing random sharp and pointy things)

Puck: (nervously) Okay, I can gladly say that this block is so NOT my fault. SpontaneousCombustion is just having more family issues than usual, and needs very badly to go back to Texas to get away from said family issues. That isn’t going to happen for another eight days, however; so don’t expect many updates this week.

6/13

I have a new memory card!

5/3

Hey guys. Sorry it's taking so long, but I just broke up with my boyfriend after seven months. Nothing big and bad, we're still friends, but the reason my latest chapters have been so crappy is bcause I've been working on how to do this for a month, so I apologize.

3/28

I am soooo sorry I haven't updated yet! My stupid floppy disk keeps screwing up, and I've had to retype both stories chapter four times. Now they're saved on the computer, so they should get posted this time.

About Me

Name: The ALMIGHTY Chris-chan(!!)(!)

Age: 17

Date of Birth: November 8, 1991

Height: Somewhere around 5'6/5'7-ish

Eye color: Blue

Hair Color: Blonde.

Grade: 12 (Senior, bitches!)

Things I love:

Hiei

YuYu Hakusho

Avril Lavigne

Evanescence

Vanessa Carlton

Linkin Park

My PS2

Naruto (the manga, not the anime)

The Harry Potter Series

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Psychonauts

Hate:
Yuri

Cross species romance. What can I say? Other than: ew.

Can stand but won't usually applaud for:

Yaoi/Shounen ai

Random Quotes:

"If life gives you lemons, throw them at people"

"I am... drum roll please... THE MUDEROUS KIWI SPOON!" Don't ask at all. I don't even know.

". . . What the hell are you talking about?" -Me, to just about everyone I know. Except my parents. And grandparents. And my aunts and uncles. And teachers.

"I didn't kill my therapists!" -My bestest friend in the world, Jocelyn.
"Then what did you do?" -Me.
"They are locked in my closet with the rabid monkey."
"Huh?"
"You heard me."
". . . Oooookay."

"She is not a human! She is a bug in a robotic suit!" -Me, talking about my pain in the butt little sister.

"GAAAAAAH! (Beeping) Princess Ruto!" -Me, getting really frustrated in the Jabu Jabu level in Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of time. Which I still haven't beaten. Mainly because the is at my friends Rachel and Rebecca's(They're twins. Just not identical.) house and it's their .

"Box? What box?" Me
"That box." (points at screen) Jocelyn.
"Oh." (Walks Link over, picks up box) "So I just set it down and... (Door opens) Oh." - Me and Jocelyn playing Ocarina of Time, and her telling me how to open the door to find the final boss in Jabu-Jabu.

"Hi, welcome to McDonalds. How may I rape you?" My cousin Courtney commenting on a picture she took of my sister.

"Whoever said anything's possible... never tried to slam a revolving door."

YuYu Hakusho Quotes:

"Champions don't carry fuzzy blue teddy bears with beaks on their heads." Yusuke

"Well, you lost to Kurama, and Kurama lost to a dead guy, so what does that make you?"- Jin to Touya at the Dark Tournament

"What's it like to walk around in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei to Kuwabara.

"You will fight until your opponent is incapacitated or dead. I don't care which." Genkai-sensei

Jak and Daxter quotes:

"It's a curse isn't it?" - Daxter, Jak 2

"God I miss pants." -Daxter, whining about pants.

Final Fantasy Quotes:

"The red carpet has teeth."- Auron, FFX

"Outside the dream world, life can be harsh--even cruel, but it is life."- Once again, Auron FFX

Psychonauts:

"Those of you who work hard, may go on to become Psychonauts-- International secret agents. Those of you who don't . . . will DIE!" Coach Oleander

Other quotes:

"Well, we could grind our enemies into powder with a sledgehammer, but gosh, we did that last night." Xander; Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Other things:

The 'Pants' game
How to Play: You take a quote from something and replace one word in it with the word 'Pants.' Proceed to lol at results

"Kurama, please. You believe in pants, don't you?"
"No, I don't." Kurama vs. Roto, Dark Tournament.

"Pants are more important than knowledge."

"Imagination is more important than pants."

"I do believe in pants! I do, I do!"

"And in other news, Sal's pants are burning."
"Eep!"

"I luff pants. I luffs them good!" IZ, Gir

"I love you pants!" IZ, Gir again

"Give me liberty, or give me pants!"

"Give me pants, or give me death!"

Favorite...

Video Games: Psychonauts, The Jak series, Final Fantasy 8 through 10-2, Chrono Cross , Parasite Eve II, Dot Hack/Sign 1-4

Shows: YuYu Hakusho, Ghost in the Shell, Fullmetal Alchemist, Danny Phantom, S-CRY-ED, Wolf's Rain, Invader Zim, Eureka 7, Cowboy Beebop, Storm Hawks

Movies: Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, most any movie by Hao Miyazaki, Conquerer of Shamballa, Sky High, Hellboy (I and II)

Books: The Artemis Fowl series, Harry Potter series, Maximum Ride

Manga: YYH, Naruto, Wolf's Rain, Fruit's Basket/ Furuuba, Death Note

Characters: Hiei, Genkai(YYH), Tao Ren(Shaman King), Tsume, Toboe(Wolf's Rain), Lock, Shock, and Barrel, Jack, Sally(TNBC), Kyo(Fruit's Basket), Edward Elric, Roy Mustang(FMA), Gaz, Tallest Red and Purple (IZ), Warren Peace, Will Stronghold, Layla (Sky High), Stork, Piper, Finn, Junko, Aerrow (Storm Hawks), Hellboy, Liz, Abe (Hellboy)

Pairings:

Jak and Daxter:

JakKeira

TornKeira

DaxTess

TornAshelin (sort of. I really just can't see them having a lasting relationship. I mean, she kisses JAK for god's sake! Not that there's anything wrong with wanting to do that, in any way...)

TornOC

Psychonauts:

RazLili

SashaMilla

PhoebeMikail

MaloofMikail (It's so weird that it's cute)

BobbyChloe

Story Ideas:

The Nightmare Before Christmas; The Pumpkin Prince: Jack Skellington hasn't always been the Pumpkin King... before him, it was his mother, Luna Nigh T'mare. And when the heir to the Halloween Town throne makes friends with the town's three worst pranksters, suspiscions arise. Are these three really his friends, or are they after something bigger?

Psychonauts; The Perfect Son: Pre-Next Generation. Alphonse Nein hadn't always been the child genius and psychic prodigy he is now. He used to be a normal kid, until he made a mistake so horrible that he lost his father's trust, a trust that he would do anything to get back.

Jak and Daxter: TPL; What Might Have Been: AU version of The Precursor Legacy. What if Jak and Raye HADN'T been separated? What if both had been sent back to Sandover instead?

Avatar: The Last Airbender; Phoenix Rising: Yes, I am considering redoing my Avatar story- a few chapters have been revamped, reworked, and all out overhauled. Hopefully it will get a more positive reception this time around.

Stories in progress:

The Nightmare Before Christmas; Quintessence: Jack finally returns to Halloween Town after his journey, but when he finds it deserted, his family and friends missing, and Oogie in charge, what's a Pumpkin King to do? Kick some burlap butt, that's what!

Sky High; The Familial Affair: Sequel to Catching Fire. Summer vacation has finally arrived, and our favorite group of heroes-in-training are about to find out that Alexa's family is more messed up than they ever would have thought- even for a family of supers! Feeling lazy, so no description for you

On Hiatus:

Jak and Daxter/ Jak 3; Unwanted Demons, Unthought of Angels- Sequel to Altered Reality. Jak and Raye finally return to Haven City, and things just seem to pick up where they left off. But is there more going on behind the scenes than anyone wants to imagine?

Psychonauts; Next Generation: With Kisa's dirty little secret out in the open, and Jacob back and crazy as a sack of rabid badgers , can Al take down a madman who may just be a victim of circumstance? Meanwhile, Sarah sees to the Psychonauts.

Completed:

The Nightmare Before Christmas; Like Father, Like Daughter

The Nightmare Before Christmas; To Walk Among the Dead

Jak and Daxter; Altered Reality

The Nightmare Before Christmas; Welcome to Your So Called Insanity

Sky High; Catching Fire

Being Redone:

Jak and Daxter; Altered Reality

Jak and Daxter; Unwanted Demons, Unthought of Angels