Hello, it's me, Allie C... You have clicked on my name either A; Because you want to find out where I live and rape me in the middle of the night; or B: Because you've read one or more of my stories on here and decided you would like to know a little more about the sad and scary human being that would write such things. If you are here because of A, please email me at allieclark@thepapernapkin.net... If the answer is B, well, welcome. Grab some of the DIET soda over there, stay away from my coke! drools

anyway, I am a fourteen year old female (hence the name Allie, which i have never seen used as a boy's name, but whatever) who enjoys eating chocalate. A lot of chocalate. I deal with the drama of being a teen (ooh, a whole lot, huh?). Who am I kidding? To have drama you have to have a reason to have drama. My life is as boring as a hell full of old ladies (or for you uncrazies, not very interesting) so I do funny stuff like write fanfiction and set my cat loose on preachers. Because preachers are weird. Huge hurricane comes and brings down Allie's house even tho she lives in Michigan) cry. My likes on fanfiction consist of Harry/Ginny because I like fluffy/angsty romance. I really do and at least I am woman enough to admit it! holds head up high as people throw popcorn at her and tell her how incredibly hopeless she is

erm, here's the stats people

Full name: Allison S. Anarch

Nicknames: Douche' bag, weirdo, freaky person who dyed her hair black, Allie, Harriet Potter (don't ask, I HATE THIS NICKNAME!), punk, psycho, lovee (this name is reserved for my boyfriend...well my imaginary one) and Al (no, not this one either)

Birthdate: October 16 (third HP book, suckas') 1990

deathdate: whenever the hell God decides to kill me

Hobbies: Torturing small children with toast, swimming, reading, writing (I write teen fiction. My dream is to have a series published), riding my bike, and attempting to skateboard. Ooh, and I attempt to play guitar too sometimes...

Instruments: I have a yamaha keyboard and an acoustic black guitar, both of which I can't play. I can play clarinet and a large instrument called a bass clarinet.

Music: I listen to alot of late 70's early 80's stuff such as but not limited to: Led Zepplin, AC/DC,The Clash, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The damned, New Order, The cure,The Eagles and The smiths. The nineties stuff I listen to is Nirvana,Green Day (preAI, although that's a good cd), and Sublime. The stuff I like that is favorable now is Evanescence, The Killers (saw them live in concert:), Hot Hot Heat, My Chemical Romance, The Vines, Elliot Smith, and many others. You can see my music pref. is a little odd, but whatever. And Jethro Tull and Tom Petty RULE!

Movies: MOULIN ROUGE, my favorite movie of all time which my mother has forbode from the house :(, Titanic, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke', The Cat Returns, Graveyard of the Fireflies, contact, and war of the worlds

Television shows: Chrono Crusade (although it's not on in the U.S...ANIME RULES!)

Well, that's a little about me...Ooh, and I'm also sorta liberal so I like to put in plots of how society reeeeaaallly sucks in my fics, because even the magical world has it's flaws.

JK Rowling and Meg Cabot are my idols...

Well, that's all for now girls and boys

come back for more

but not for a while,

cuz I'm tired

GO AWAY!