1. Amending the Line » reviews
The usual ‘time travel’ story...with some twists. After all, if you were Lily and James, and a young boy with jet black hair and green eyes suddenly came into your life, claiming he was your son from the future...wouldn’t you be a little disbelieving? Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,758 - Reviews: 523 - Updated: 9-22-07 - Published: 3-2-06
2. Talk Like a Pirate Day: Logan's Revenge reviews
This year, Logan is ready for National ‘Talk Like a Pirate’ Day...and X23 is going to help him. [One shot. Sequel to 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' from last year, but can be read without it.] Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-19-07 - Published: 9-19-07
3. Foxhole Family » reviews
In which our favorite masked vigilante is thrust unceremoniously into the role of something completely alien to him: fatherhood. The problem? Well, the fact that he isn’t even remotely willing to play the part could certainly present some issues... Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,917 - Reviews: 525 - Updated: 7-4-07 - Published: 4-4-06
4. Resolutions reviews
The death of the elderly Captain Jack Sparrow brought along a few changes for the Turner family, back in Port Royal... [Part 16, and the last installment of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-23-07 - Published: 5-23-07
5. Rum reviews
Will Turner hates his new son in law. Timothy Russell despises his new father in law. Elizabeth just wants them both to shut up and stop arguing...and what better remedy for the situation than some rum? [Part 15 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 3-22-07
6. Reunited reviews
Will and Elizabeth always knew that their only daughter was strange, but compared to the man she loves...even she appears to be downright normal. [Part 14 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 3-10-07
7. Returned reviews
Three years ago the Turner’s only daughter, Anne, ran away from them and her childhood home. Now, she's returned...bringing with her the man that first helped her to escape. Will is understandably upset. [Part 13 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-25-07
8. Reticent reviews
Young Anne Turner just wants to marry the man she loves, but fears the disapproval of her parents. However, she doesn’t really need their consent...all she truly needs is someone to perform the ceremony. [Part 12 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 2-10-07
9. Revelations reviews
Feeling daring, Jack’s ‘niece’, Anne Turner, asks him why he never bothered to get married when he was young. If the idea of marriage didn't confuse her before, it certainly did after that discussion... [Part 11 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-29-07
10. Namesake reviews
Even when they were bumbling, awkward teenagers, propriety still reigned between Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann...though perhaps the latter would have preferred otherwise. [Willabeth] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-27-07 - Published: 1-27-07
11. Graceful Defeat reviews
After Jack was retrieved from the clutches of death, Elizabeth had a choice to make between the two men she loved...and she chose Jack. As for Will...well, he refused to let himself become the ‘bad guy’ in this situation, even if it meant letting her go. Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
12. Renege reviews
When young Anne Turner ran away from home with her ‘Uncle’ Jack, she promised she would return to Port Royal within a year. Sadly, this was a lie. What’s a concerned father, Will Turner, to do? [Part 10 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
13. Rookie » reviews
Life can be difficult enough for Jack Sparrow...and things don’t get any better when he lets a young woman named Anne Turner join his crew. [Part 9 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-20-06 - Published: 12-17-06
14. Rehashed reviews
Will Turner tells his impressionable five year old daughter a bedtime story...a bedtime story about skeleton pirates and cursed Aztec gold, no less. Of course, he might have altered the details a bit... [Prequel to the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06
15. Recognition reviews
An aging Will Turner goes to the home of his ailing father in law, Weatherby Swann, to deliver some bad news. [Part 8 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-8-06 - Published: 12-8-06
16. Trial and Error » reviews
Sequel to “Second Chances”. The XMen may be superheroes, but behind the uniforms and codenames they’re still just normal people, trying to live average lives. But how normally can you really live when you jeopardize your life on an almost daily basis? X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,691 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 12-8-06 - Published: 2-21-06
17. The Martyr Pandemic » reviews
Sequel to “The Mockingbird Syndrome”. The dictionary defines a ‘martyr’ as someone who is willing to suffer, or even die for their beliefs. May Black, daughter to Sirius, is a prime example of a martyr. She just doesn’t know it yet. [X Men crossover] Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,897 - Reviews: 198 - Updated: 12-8-06 - Published: 1-3-06
18. Reforming reviews
She was born and raised into privilege, but it wasn’t the life she wanted to lead. Her ‘Uncle’ Jack was willing to give her a life of adventure...but first her father, Will Turner, had to learn to let go. [Part 7 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-27-06
19. Recommendations reviews
Will and Elizabeth’s oldest son is getting married...but his wedding day is less than uneventful. Just do what Elizabeth usually does: blame it on Jack Sparrow. [Part 6 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-06
20. Runaway reviews
Tired of living by the rules of her mother, Elizabeth, young Anne Turner tries bartering passage on the Black Pearl in order to flee Port Royal. Jack is obviously not pleased...or sober, for that matter. [Part 5 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 11-8-06
21. Trick or Treat! reviews
Due to certain events that have occurred in the past, which mainly involved eggs and toilet paper, Professor Xavier insists that all students going trick or treating for Halloween must have a chaperone. Logan is most certainly not pleased. [One shot.] Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 10-31-06
22. Redeemed reviews
On one fateful day, Will and his children went for a walk, Elizabeth went into labor while they were gone...and a visiting Jack Sparrow was left alone with an angry woman about to give birth. [Part 4 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-16-06 - Published: 10-16-06
23. Racketeer reviews
When Will has to take his two children to the blacksmith shop one day, it’s only to find an unconscious Jack Sparrow lying on the dirt floor...and when he finally wakes up, he has quite a story to tell... [Part 3 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 10-9-06
24. Talk Like a Pirate Day reviews
The younger residents of the Xavier Institute decide to celebrate National ‘Talk Like a Pirate’ Day, much to the displeasure of a certain gruff man named Logan... Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-21-06 - Published: 9-21-06
25. Retribution reviews
Will and Elizabeth’s children feel their new tutor is mistreating them, and is too strict when it comes to schoolwork. They want revenge...and an obviously intoxicated Jack Sparrow decides to help. [Part 2 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-5-06 - Published: 9-5-06
26. Rendezvous reviews
While in Port Royal, Jack Sparrow pays a secret visit to his young ‘niece and nephew’, the Turner children. “Jack...please stop corrupting my children. And for goodness sake...stop stealing our silverware!” [Part 1 of the 'Uncle' Jack Sparrow series.] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-29-06 - Published: 8-29-06
27. Bugger reviews
When attempting to choose between rowing safely to shore or returning to his crippled ship, Jack flipped open his compass, hoping that its guidance would lead him in the right direction. But in what direction did the compass really point? [One shot] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 8-11-06
28. Bar Fights and Beer Brawls reviews
Logan takes Kurt’s outlandish and wild daughter out for a night on the town. The town, in return, never even knew what hit it... [One shot] Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 8-11-06
29. Political Secrets reviews
When V first gives Evey the pink and white dress to wear before their attack on the bishop, she asks him where he retrieved it from...and therefore finds out that some things are better off left unsaid. [One shot] Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 7-25-06
30. Look, An Undead Monkey! reviews
Jack finds an undead monkey on his ship. The crew doesn’t believe him, and begins to doubt his sanity a little more than usual. [One shot] Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 7-18-06
31. Assault by Home Address reviews
Sequel to “Phone Attacks”, but can be read without it. Once again, Logan devises a new plan to prevent any ‘funny business’ from going on between the girls at the Xavier Institute, and the local boys that they choose to date... [One shot.] Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 5-14-06 - Published: 5-14-06
32. Camaraderie reviews
Since Logan is away so frequently, sometimes even on overnight missions, Jinx often finds herself getting a little lonely. Feeling guilty about this, Logan decides to find a way to make her feel better. [One shot.] Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-9-06
33. Magic, Savvy? reviews
Upon taking a wrong turn in the maze of corridors within Hogwarts, Harry stumbles upon the ghost of a certain pirate captain and has quite an interesting conversation with him... [Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. One shot.] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-26-06 - Published: 4-26-06
34. Twisted Sentiments » reviews
Critically schizophrenic and mentally incompetent, Juniper is not seen as ‘sane’ at all. Disfigured, and homicidal in nature, she's a danger to those around her. She’s not what Lord Voldemort wants in a daughter...but she'll do. [ON HIATUS] Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,498 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 11-25-05
35. Haunted » reviews
Sadie LeBeau and Samuel Summers met their demises when the Xavier Institute was attacked one night. But as their parents mourn their deaths, the two teenagers observe the living...as unseen, untouchable ghosts... [ON HIATUS] X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,731 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 4-9-06 - Published: 9-27-05
36. Forty Winks reviews
After all of the pain and torture he had put her through in order to strengthen her, he knew that she would leave him. But that was all right. He was able to hold her closely for one night before she did, and for a man like V...that was enough. Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-4-06 - Published: 4-4-06
37. Vigilante Veneration reviews
To her, V wasn’t just some masked lunatic terrorizing London. He was her idol, and someone she knew she could look up to. When she wore his mask, she wasn’t just some silly little girl with large glasses. She was a hero, just like him. [Movie based] Complete - V for Vendetta - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06
38. Guardian Lycanthrope reviews
Perhaps Lupin wasn’t completely absent from Harry’s life when he was growing up. Maybe he dropped in to make sure the boy was all right sometimes...possibly he shrank a revolting sweater for him...or levitated him onto a roof when he was being chased... Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-16-06 - Published: 3-16-06
39. What Did You Have in Mind? reviews
It was late. The weekend parties seemed to have died down for the night, and all was quiet. There wasn’t a single person around that could have seen one lone figure dashing across the grounds towards the dorms, his red and black eyes flashing... Complete - X-Men - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-16-06 - Published: 3-16-06
40. Oi! » reviews
A twisted and silly story that makes fun of all of the overused ideas and clichés that people have the tendencies to include in their fanfictions. Not intended to offend anyone. Rated safely. [ON HIATUS] Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,961 - Reviews: 424 - Updated: 3-15-06 - Published: 9-15-05
41. Shopping with the Summers reviews
When Jean is called away on a last second mission, her husband, Scott, finds himself in the most horrifying situation he could have ever imagined...taking his two rather terrifying teenaged daughters out clothes shopping. [One shot] Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-26-06
42. The Dog’s Vendetta reviews
Sandy Johnson is an ordinary witch who was recently recruited to join the Order of the Phoenix. However, it’s a well known fact that she happens to be deathly afraid of dogs. Sirius vows to do something to change that. [One shot. No romance.] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-26-06
43. Second Chances » reviews
Sequel to “Over the Line”. It was thought that Remy LeBeau had died years ago because of Stryker. However, fate has diverged from its normal course and is giving those who are supposed to be dead a second chance. And not only Remy is getting one... Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,133 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 2-21-06 - Published: 8-13-05
44. My Girl reviews
On Valentine’s Day, Sirius Black goes to give his girl some flowers. Of course, his girl also happens to be Harry’s fiancé... [One shot.] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 2-13-06
45. Phone Attacks reviews
Everyone knows that Logan is a little...protective...of the girls that live at the Institute, meaning that when he answers the phone and there’s a boy on the other end, he’s liable to have a little fun to discourage any ‘funny business’... [One shot] Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 2-13-06
46. Mischief with the Mafia’s Map reviews
When Sirius Black passed on his pranking ‘wisdom’ to his daughter, he made her and her friends a map illustrating their school, the Xavier Institute. But even he had no idea about how much trouble they would get into with it. [One shot, X Men crossover] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 2-3-06
47. The Dance Lesson reviews
Since Minerva McGonagall had to teach the Gryffindors to dance before the Yule Ball...then it made sense that Severus Snape had to teach the Slytherins to dance as well. [One shot] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 2-3-06
48. The Truth Hurts reviews
No one had really thought that one weekly comic strip making fun of the Dark Lord and his followers could have caused so much horror. [One shot] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-24-06 - Published: 1-24-06
49. Female Products reviews
Sirius knew, as soon as he found out he had a daughter, that his life would never be the same. He also knew that he was willing to do anything for her...but he just had to draw the line when she needed him to go out and buy her ‘female products’... Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06
50. One and the Same reviews
When bitten by Fenrir Greyback, Clara thought her life of normalcy was over...until she received hope from a stranger named Remus Lupin. Years later, the curse of lycanthropy again damages her life...and again that same stranger is the one to save her. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06
51. Lemon Drop? reviews
Abigail was always the black sheep of the Dumbledore family, and that was saying something. Even being the headmaster's granddaughter was no incentive for her to behave. She slacked off too much, achieved too little...and died too young. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,513 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-12-06 - Published: 1-12-06
52. The Noble and Most Disorderly House of Black » reviews
When her studies after high school took her to London, Sirius Black’s daughter decided to move in with her father for a year. Sometimes it was difficult to tell who was the parent and who was the child... Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,825 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-3-06
53. The Mockingbird Syndrome » reviews
Sequel to “The Hybrid Key”. Sometimes it’s the innocent who suffer the most. By the law of the Ministry, hybrid mutant wizards, or witches, are not permitted to exist. But they do exist, and one of them is named Maybelle Black. [X Men crossover] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 160,072 - Reviews: 349 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 7-5-05
54. The Mafia's Map reviews
Sirius Black and his teenaged daughter, Maybelle, celebrate their first Christmas together, with Sirius giving his daughter a rather unorthodox Christmas present. [One shot, slight X Men crossover] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-25-05 - Published: 12-25-05
55. Star Crossed reviews
While serving a detention in the dungeons one evening in his fifth year, Harry happens upon a photograph on the potion master’s desk. With the story that comes with this photo, Harry learns a new reason attesting to the bitterness of Severus Snape. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 12-19-05
56. Family Quandaries reviews
When his son and daughter in law lose their lives, Albus Dumbledore soon finds that it has been left up to him to raise their child, Abigail. But how is the headmaster of Hogwarts supposed to find the time to care for a toddler? [One shot] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-12-05 - Published: 12-12-05
57. Who Knew? reviews
Jinx Wagner reflects about what her life was like before her arrival to the school. And while doing so, she and the other mutants at the Institute discover that Logan has a musical talent that not even he knew he possessed... [One shot] Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 11-2-05
58. Family Ways reviews
A short story about the X Men and the relationships they have with their children, focusing on fun, laughter, and the good times...and even the harsh and stressful times that all families have to go through. [One shot. Rated for language] Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 11-2-05
59. Another Beginning reviews
After his death at the end of Half Blood Prince, a certain wizard finds himself in a place filled with those he had once thought lost to him forever...including his murdered granddaughter. [One shot. Sequel to “Lemon Drop?” but can be read without it.] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-21-05 - Published: 10-21-05
60. Apologies, Parental Units reviews
Jean and Scott Summers are about to discover that normal dinnertime conversation is an impossible thing to achieve when one of their twin daughters, Gaia, is involved. Rated for language and very twisted humor. One shot. Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-13-05 - Published: 9-13-05
61. The Talk reviews
When Sirius realizes that the relationship between his daughter and his godson is getting more serious, he knows that the time has come to sit them both down and give them…the talk. The problem? He’s really bad at it... [Short one shot. Rated safely.] Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-13-05 - Published: 9-13-05
62. Out of the Nest! » reviews
Sequel to “Birds of a Feather!” Now that Will has married Jack’s daughter, Karolyn, he has adopted her daughter, Jaclyn, as his own. They were living happily...until the relatives of Jaclyn’s real father kidnapped her! Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,803 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 3-6-05
63. It Takes One to Know One reviews
Upon hearing that a young girl was attacked and bitten by Fenrir Greyback, Remus Lupin visits St. Mungos to offer his condolences and support to the young victim. One chapter. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 8-26-05
64. Drabbles in Magic reviews
Direct sequel to “The Hybrid Key”. Deciding that her magical education needed to be attended to, Sirius took his hybrid daughter, Maybelle, away from the XMen for a whole summer so he could teach her magic himself. The horror. Drabble fic. One shot. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-18-05 - Published: 8-18-05
65. Over the Line » reviews
Sequel to “A Proposal of Lingerings”. Now that the true origin of the twins has been revealed, Kurt tries to get a handle on being a father...just as Jinx hits an all time low. Now it will take more than just her family to save her. [COMPLETE] Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 7-28-05
66. Ariel » reviews
He was the father whom she thought abandoned her to join the Fellowship. She was the halfbreed daughter who he thought had been killed before the end of the war. They both thought many untrue things. [COMPLETE] Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,980 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 5-8-05
67. A Proposal of Lingerings » reviews
Sequel to “Kurt and the Shadowed Soul”. Stryker's escaped prison at the same time that Venom has escaped the compound, and both are after Kurt and Jenny! Meanwhile, an unknown secret that will change the lives of everyone is soon to be revealed...COMPLETE Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,400 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 2-14-05
68. Harry Potter and the Hybrid Key » reviews
Former asylum patient Maybelle Black just wants to be normal...which is hard for her when she is a mutantwitch hybrid, Sirius Black’s estranged daughter, and the key to resurrecting her father. XMenHP crossover Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,113 - Reviews: 248 - Updated: 7-5-05 - Published: 1-17-05
69. The Gauntlet Girl » reviews
Once homeless, Noriko Ashida has been brought back to the mansion by Logan, so she may get help for her formidable abilities. Now fitting in, coping with the mechanics stabilizing her powers, and escaping her family are her biggest obstacles.-COMPLETE- Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,834 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 2-1-05
70. Casting Christian reviews
When bored one night, Satine decides to make a movie called “Moulin Rouge”. Casting herself as...herself, and Zidler as...er...Zidler, was easy. But...how many wannabe actors want to play Christian? One shot. Complete - Moulin Rouge - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-23-05 - Published: 5-23-05
71. Tabitha Made Me Do It! reviews
A somewhat late Mother’s Day fic. Just when Logan thought that the kids at the Xavier Institute couldn’t come up with any more embarrassing jokes to pull on him...Mother’s Day arrives. Beware extreme randomness and pointless killing. One-shot. Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-10-05 - Published: 5-10-05
72. A Day in Beth's Life reviews
Follow the daily routine of Beth, an insane former Morlock girl, as she goes through a day at the Xavier Institute...while her teachers go through their daily supply of Tylenol. One–shot! Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-21-05 - Published: 3-21-05
73. Coffee Isn't for Teenagers » reviews
It all started with a pot of coffee: the gangsta Xavier, the psycho Cajun, characters from "Pirates of the Caribbean" and "Lord of the Rings" hanging around the Institute...everyone at the Xavier Institute is going INSANE, one by one! -COMPLETE- Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,447 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 3-3-05 - Published: 1-24-05
74. Birds of a Feather! » reviews
Two years after "Tis' A Sparrow's Tale" Elizabeth leaves Will, war erupts between the Navy and Rogue pirates, and an old enemy finds Jack and his daughter, Karolyn. Meanwhile Will might find love again...with Karolyn! Well, if they survive...-COMPLETE- Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,940 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 2-13-05 - Published: 11-25-04
75. A Father's Misery reviews
Now what in the world could possibly happen to make the coldhearted potions master, Severus Snape, cry? Not a humor fic. One chapter. Read and review. Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-23-05 - Published: 1-23-05
76. Kurt and the Shadowed Soul » reviews
When taken captive by Stryker, Kurt is shocked to find that his fellow prisoner at the base is a disturbed young girl with shadow powers. He helps her, but there is more to her, and this story, than meets the eye. Rated safely, for memories. -COMPLETE- Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,980 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 1-21-05 - Published: 11-17-04
77. Revenge of the Babysat reviews
SEQUEL TO “You’re Not Allowed To Baby-sit Anymore”! After the Turners accidentally let little Karolyn Sparrow get out of their sight last time, Jack and toddler Karolyn decide to get revenge…the fun (and rather evil) way. One-shot. R&R! Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-22-04 - Published: 12-22-04
78. Free Jack Sparrow Posters! reviews
Now that I have your attention, written while on sugar high. One chapter. This is basically what would happen if people like me turned out to be mutants. Extremely stupid. Slightly funny. Read if you will, review if you must. Complete - X-Men: Evolution - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 12-6-04 - Published: 12-6-04
79. You're Not Allowed To BabySit Anymore reviews
Prequel to “Tis’ A Sparrow’s Tale!” You think Jack was a natural born father, right? WRONG. He and toddler Karolyn go to visit the Turners, and he tries to get away for a few minutes, but finds he can't escape her! Cute. Oneshot.R&R! Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-23-04 - Published: 11-23-04
80. Tis' A Sparrow's Tale! » reviews
Karolyn Sparrow isn't your typical sixteen-year-old girl. Maybe the fact that she is a pirate has something to do with it. Anyways, she is kidnapped, and Jack has to find her! So...he enlists help...R&R! -COMPLETE- Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,902 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 11-1-04 - Published: 9-16-04 |