Ah, cruel Three! In such an hour,
Beneath such dreamy weather,
To beg a tale of breath too weak,
To stir the tiniest feather!
Yet what can one poor voice avail
Against three tongues together?
-Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

A tale begun in other days,
When summer suns were glowing-
A simple chime, that served to time
The rhythm of our rowing-
Whose echoes live in memory yet,
Though envious years would say "forget."
-Through The Looking Glass

Sign: Gemini (the Twins)

Favorite quote: Dominus tecum (The Lord is with thee)

Chinese Zodiac: the year of the Dog

Born in Miami, Florida

Born: June 16, 1982

Gender: Male

Spirituality: I have accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior.

Favorite actors: Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Marlon Brando (RIP), Jerry Orbach (RIP), Albert Finney, Gary Oldman, Anthony Hopkins, Jean Reno, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Christopher Meloni, Danny Trejo, John Malkovich, John Cusack, Sean Connery, Humphrey Bogart (RIP), Jack Nicholson, Steve Buscemi, Danny DeVito, Hugh Laurie, Michael Keaton, Michael Madsen, Warren Beatty, Sylvester Stallone, James Caan, Tom Selleck, Michael Wincott, Jason Statham, Peter Fonda, Ryan Reynolds, Johnny Depp, Ron Perlman and James Woods.

Favorite actresses: Anne Hathaway, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mariska Hargitay, Annabella Sciorra, Angelina Jolie, Angie Harmon, Alana De La Garza, Milena Govich, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eliza Dushku, Jodie Foster, Kim Basinger, Lauren Bacall, Ingrid Bergman(RIP), Julia Roberts, Daryl Hannah, Uma Thurman, Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan, Michelle Rodriguez, Scarlett Johansson, Hilary Swank, Winona Ryder, Carmen Electra, Yasmine Bleeth, Pamela Anderson, Michelle Pheiffer, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Naomi Watts, Sarah Silverman, Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder and Natalie Portman.

I'm a movie buff. Mystery, Horror, Drama, a bit of Comedy, Old movies and new movies, epics, several war movies, a western or two and some Sci-Fi.

Twilight Unicorn is the writer that first inspired me to start writing fanfics. When I read Immortality's Gift, I thought that I could use my own imagination to put up my own stories; however, I find myself incapable to write a Buffy fanfic.

I'm trying to write wrestling fanfics but the recent events of WWF have declined my muses to such a point that I'm fighting just to get a story up without screaming at how Vince McMahon had messed up the wrestler's lives and characters.

I just try to remember how it was and remember them that way. It's easier on my heart and my stomach, because I feel nautious when I see Edge and Lita together, let alone when they are talking with each other or even in the same scene together. IT SUCKS!

The Lita I remember would never have done what she did. The Lita on Raw today isn't the Queen of Xtreme that I remember; the third member of Team Xtreme. I hope she gets her head out of her ass, and if Matt can find it in his heart to forgive her and take her back, then we can see an actual happy ending for Matt Hardy and Amy Dumas a.k.a. Lita.

Favorite wrestlers, managers and divas: (I'm pro-WWF and anti-TNA,chances are that most of the TNA guys and gals will not meet a good ending. Nine out of ten, they will all wind up dead. However, if you like TNA, I don't mean any ill words to you. Just don't brush me off because I write about the guys and gals from the WWF.)

Undertaker (The Deadman and my #1 favorate superstar of all, bar none. If you really look at the stories I've written so far, you will see that the Phenom is an unending source of imaginative material.)

John Cena, Batista, Chyna, Lita (when she was with Matt Hardy) , The Big Show, Rey Mysterio, Sable, Torrie Wilson, Trish Stratus, Mick Foley, The Rock, Stone Cold, Matt & Jeff Hardy, Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Hart, James Mitchell a.k.a. the Sinister Minister, Tommy Dreamer, Beulah McGillicutty, Rob Van Dam, The Sandman, Raven, Tazz (whether it's as a commentator or a fighter), Chris Benoit (Rest In Peace) and Eddie Guerrero ( Rest In Peace ) My favorite newcommer divas are: Joy Giovanni, Candice, Brie and Nikki Bella, Ashley Massaro, and Michelle McCool.

As far as Charmed is concerned, I'm looking forward to the day when Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Paige are reunited as the four Charmed ones: the Power of Four. No Prue being a whitelighter or excluding Piper, Phoebe or Paige. All four of them as charmed ones! Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan together!

Favorite movies: Scarface, Pulp Fiction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Matrix, The Godfather 1, 2, and 3; Frank Miller's Sin City, Star Wars, The Blair Witch Project, Casablanca , The Sound Of Music, The Virgin Suicides, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Easy Rider, No Country For Old Men, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Edward Scissorhands, Across The Universe, Pirates of the Caribbean, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Hangover, The King's Speech, Inglourious Basterds, Singin' In The Rain, On The Town, Lost In Translation and many more.

Favorite pairings:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer/Angel: the Series.

Buffy/Angel
Faith/Spike
Tara/Willow/Oz
Xander/Anya
Dawn/Connor (only while it's Buffy/Angel too)

L&O:Special Victims Unit

Elliot Stabler/Olivia Benson
Fin Tutuola/Monique Jeffries
Brian Cassidy/Casey Novak
John Munch/Alexandra Cabot
Donald Cragen/Elizabeth Olivet

Law & Order
Nina Cassady/Connie Rubirosa

Harry Potter

Harry/Hermione
Ron/Daphne Greengrass
Neville/Luna
Bill Weasley/Fleur Delacour
Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks

Sons of Anarchy

Jax/Tara
Clay/Gemma
Juice/Kerrianne Telford

Burn Notice

Michael/Fiona

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If you think Jeff Goldblum's character is nothing more than a Bobby Goren clone, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Megan Wheeler looks like Howdie Doodie and Raggedy Ann's love child, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Christopher Walken or Dennis Hopper would have been the best choice for a successor to Arthur Branch, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you think the new season of SVU is going to suck because of Dick Wolf throwing out Stephanie March again and trying to talk his way out of it horribly, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you would love Munch and Cabot to go kick McCoy's ass for sending that pitbull attorney from Albany to mess up Cragen's SVU unit, copy and paste this on your profile.

I also like the crossovers between the Major Case Squad (Goren, Logan, Eames and Barek) and the Special Victims Unit (Stabler, Benson, Munch and Fin).

UPDATE: I haven't forgotten about Admission. There are just some details I need to work out.

Considerations in regards to the stories presented by El Chacal

1. Detective Nina Cassady was removed from Van Buren's 27th Precinct and sent over to Cragen's 16th precinct.

2. Elliot and Olivia are together.

3. Michael Cutter, Cyrus Lupo and Kevin Bernard DO NOT EXIST!

4. Mary Sues are the type of characters that do not exist in my stories.

5. In the story 'Waiting On The Gallows', U.S. Marshall Mary Shannon was essential in orchestrating the return of Alexandra Cabot.

6. Paxton, the Albany pain in the ass attorney DOES NOT EXIST!

7. Somehow, regardless of what type of story I write in the Wrestling Fandom, it will revolve around one wrestler in particular: The Undertaker.

8. Nina Cassady/Connie Rubirosa...enough said.

9. Without Goren and Eames, Criminal Intent is history.

10. The author's imagination is quirky.

11. There is a method to the author's style, even if the author does not know what it is.

12. Fast talking is not going to save any of the L&O shows.

13. Reviews encourage the author to write.

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you still say Christmas instead of winter festival

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If you think that the government should keep “One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance, copy and paste this into your profile.

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us...go ahead and delete this. For the rest of us... pass this on.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

Even when you can't see him, God is there. If you believe in God, put this in your profile.

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0This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

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STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

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If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?-Eli Wallach as Tuco 'The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly'

It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. -Anonymous

I believe in the dignity of labor, whether with head or hand; that the world owes no man a living but that it owes every man an opportunity to make a living. -John D. Rockefeller

May those who love us, love us.

And for those who don't love us,

May God turn their hearts.

And if he can not turn their hearts,

May he turn their ankles,

So we may know them by their limping. - Irish Blessing

May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight. -Irish Blessing

My character for my Sons of Anarchy fan fiction stories. This character is for me to use. I'm not making any profits from it. It's for my entertainment and amusement. Thus, if anyone wants to use him, ask me for permission and then show me how you are going to use my character. Otherwise, it's for me and me alone to use.

CHARACTER STATS

Name: Emilio Cortez a.k.a. Coyote

Rank: member of the SoA New York charter.

Bike(s): Harley Davidson Road King (Vivid Black) with ape hangers.

Occupation: Runs the taxi garages in Brooklyn and several taxi garages in Manhattan.

Personality type: Vague to most, open to few and eccentric while simplistic. He's as serious as a heart attack when it comes to club matters yet he loves to have fun. His sharpened wit and hardened personality comes from dealing with bumbling prospects and fighting rival outfits across the five boroughs.

Tattoos:

Right pectoral (chest): Female reaper with hands together in prayer while holding a scythe. Upon the blade, the name 'ANGELA' is written. This tattoo was done by Vince 'Ironman' Valentine (both character (Vince Valentine) and tattoo are from the imagination of ThisLife103.7.)

Right outer forearm: The M-16 Scythe with SAMYORK written on the blade

Back: the iconic SoA back-piece tattoo with the top rocker 'Sons Of Anarchy', the Reaper insignia in the middle and the bottom rocker, reading 'New York'.

Right inner forearm: Coyote's head with numbers 212 underneath it.

Right outer wrist: S.O.A.

Right inner wrist: N.Y.C.

Interests: God, family, movies, books, music, Harley Davidson motorcycles, tattoos, the Sons of Anarchy motorcycle club, New York City, New York-style pizza, NY pastrami sandwiches, NY cheesecake, attractive women with huge breasts, sex.

Strengths: Detail oriented (to a degree) and strategic (to the best of his ability). He's instantly suspicious of enemies and anyone outside the club.

Weaknesses: Attractive women with slim waists, great asses and big/large/huge/enormous breasts, red velvet cake w/cream cheese filling, his temper.

Virtues: Patience with his brothers, paternal instinct to those he cares for most and that, in spite of all his flaws, very caring and loving to both the club and his family.

Bad traits: Self-loathing, deep bouts of regret, difficulty to forgive himself

Endearing trait(s): Devotion to his family, love for the club and his faith in God. A sense of humor that is easy and unapologetic to sway from clean jokes to raunchy jokes, good heart, considerate, caring and loving.

Annoying trait(s): Obsessed with attractive women with big breasts and staring at them. Wakes up every morning singing 'New York, New York' even when he has morning breath and the knowledge that his singing would almost issue a mandatory ass kicking from his SoA brothers for making their ears bleed. Almost got shot for playing the music associated with 'The Chicken Dance' over the PA system.

Physical Description:
Height: 6'0"-6'2" tall
Weight: 175lbs
Hair: Jet Black
Facial hair: Mustache and goatee/light stubble/clean shaven (look varies from time to time)
Body type: Lean muscle on slim frame.
Skin color: White Hispanic
Eyes: Brown

Weapons of choice: Twin Colt M1911A1 .45 ACP semi-automatic pistols, a .45 ACP Colt m1917 revolver, Rossi Overland sawed off shotgun, Remington 870 pump action shotgun with heat guard.

Front patches (right side) SONS OF ANARCHY (top) MEN OF MAYHEM (bottom)
Front Patches (left side): NEW YORK CREW (top), BORN AGAIN HEATHEN (bottom)

Side Cut patches: SFFS, UNHOLY ONES

Gunslinger patch: SAMYORK (This patch is akin to the one on Jax's cut, only it reads SAMYORK instead of SAMCRO)

Rap Sheet: One arrest for suspicions of arson after witnesses claimed that he was seen leaving a building just moments before it exploded. The fire marshals soon discovered out that there was a gas leak inside the house. Sparks from a faulty circuit breaker ignited the fumes, which caused the explosion. He was released and no charges were filed.

CHARACTER BACKSTORY:

Emilio Cortez grew up on Bleecker Street since the day he was born in June of 1982. At a young age, his love for New York City defined him. When he was 13, he met a guy from Queens named Juan Carlos Ortiz (Juice). They both shared a love for the MC life and hoping to one day be members of a motorcycle club called Sons of Anarchy. In 1999, Emilio found out that there was an SoA charter in New York. At the age of 17, when he was finishing up school and working as a taxi driver, Emilio began prospecting under the tutelage of Akim Belkin a.k.a. The Caveman. In 2000, the first year of the new Millennium, Emilio was patched in at the age of 18, christened with the nickname 'Coyote', and became an official Son of the SoA NYC Charter. It was Emilio's hope that Juan would come on board as his Prospect for the New York Charter. Thus it came as a surprise when he found out that Juan wanted to prospect for the mother charter in California. Coyote married his girlfriend, Angela Greco, in 2010. In 2012, Coyote unwillingly earned the Unholy Ones patch when he had to execute Fredrick 'Bone Head' Bailey for betraying SAMYORK and the Sons of Anarchy.

The character will develop over time as I see fit. New information may be inserted into the profile. I'm making sure that this character is not a Mary Sue or a Marty Stu in any way.

Once again, this character and everything pertaining to this character is from my imagination, thus it is my property. Do not steal my character or any part of my character.

(The following characters were given to me by TellatrixForever. Now they are mine. Do not steal these characters in any way or use them without my expressed permission.)

Name: Natalie Largen
Height: 5'11" - 200ft tall
Hair: Long, brunette
Wand: 16 inches length, redwood, dragon heartstring
Skin: Caucasian
Born: March 17, 1978
Background:Born in Donegal, Ireland. Father was a Giant wizard, Mother was an Amazon witch. Expert with Magical Creatures and a very talented duelist. Has an appreciation for her Amazon and Giant lineage. Mother taught her how to body build while her Father taught her what he knew about magic. Sorted in Hufflepuff in 1989. Watched over the First years even while she herself was a First year. Started growth surges when she was 15. After 3 months, with support from her house mates, she stopped feeling afraid of her abilities and enjoyed them. The night after graduation, she accidentally grew too big and damaged the Hufflepuff House's roof. Her best friend is Christine 'Missy' Callahan.

Christine Callahan AKA Missy
Height:5'11"
Date of birth: March 17th, 1977
Skin: Caucasian
Wand: 12 inches, Black Ash, Leprechaun hair
Background: Christine Callahan was born in 1977 in Dublin, Ireland to an American from New York City and an Irish mother, both Muggles. At age 11, much to her parents surprise, she was accepted in Hogwarts. Her wand was 12 inches, Black Ash and Leprechaun hair. When she was sorted, she was placed in Slytherin, where she quickly became the greatest of rivals and the best friends with Emily O'Neal and Natalie Largen.

The following charter comes from my own imagination. It's the SoA charter in New York known as SAMYORK.

SONS OF ANARCHY MOTORCYCLE CLUB NEW YORK (SAMYORK)

Founded in: 1990

Years active: 1990-present

Territory: Manhattan, Brooklyn, The Bronx, Queens, Staten Island

Clubhouse: Hunter's Point, Queens, New York

Ethnicity: White, Hispanic, Italian, Irish

Business Dealings: Transportation, Work Unions, Construction
Minor dealings: Gun running (kept to a minimum so as to not draw attention from the ATF)

Allies: The Redwood Original (Sons of Anarchy) along with every other SoA charter, Order of the Phoenix

Logo: The Reaper

Colors: Black and Blue

President: Paul Rango a.k.a. Spider (portrayed by Scott Glenn)
Age: Late 60s
Height: 6'0"
Hair: White
Skin: Caucasian
Bike: Harley Davidson Road King with beach bars and an American flag hanging from the rear of the bike.
Born January 26, 1941
Front Patches: President, New York Crew, Men of Mayhem, Born Again Heathen
Side Patches: SFFS
Tattoos: Spiders all over his arms (25 on each) signifying the kills he committed while in active service as a Major. He also has the SOA Reaper insignia on his back.

Served in United States Marine Corps for 30 years. Retired at the rank of Major. Highly trained sniper and hand to hand combat specialist. Loves riding Harleys. Hates politics, both in the government and in the military. Close friends with Piermont 'Piney' Winston as both men served T.O.D.s in the Vietnam War. John Teller, one of the FIRST NINE and founder of the Sons of Anarchy MC, was his sponsor. Served 10 years in maximum security prison from 1970 to 1980 for arson, resisting arrest and brutally assaulting 16 SWAT officers, hospitalizing 10 and permanently paralyzing the remaining 6. Married to Amanda Kearney (Portrayed by Rene Russo) since January 18, 1981. Patched in as a Son in 1986. The first two members of the NYC charter were Paul Rango and James Dalston, a former USMC Captain who got the nickname 'Dean' as a homage to the 'Rebel Without A Cause', James Dean. Rango was appointed as inaugural President and Dalston served as his Vice President. Dalston introduced Rango to Akim 'The Caveman' Belkin, an Israeli officer from overseas, who would become the inaugural Sergeant at Arms for SAMYORK. Has a daughter, Patricia (played by Scarlett Johansson) who lives in Hoboken, New Jersey.

Secrets: Paul Rango harbored suspicions of John Thomas Teller's state of mind after the death of his youngest son, Thomas. Sings Beatles songs because they always made his wife Amanda smile as well as his daughter, Patricia.

Patricia Rango (played by Scarlett Johansson)
DOB: November 22, 1984
Age: Mid 20s
Hair: Red
Height: 5'4"
Skin: Caucasian
Only child of Paul and Amanda Rango. Cousin to the Vice President of SAMYORK, Frank 'Albino' Nerta. Is known for flaunting her large chest and flirting with Sons. Fiercely devoted to her father's well being. Friends with James 'Dean' Dalston's daughter, Audrey. Visited Frank when he served 7 to 10 years in prison for killing a man who tried to rape her outside a dive in New Jersey. When he was released from prison after serving 8 years, Patricia was there to pick him up along with her parents. Fell in love with and married Andrew 'Flynn' Morris. Has a 3 year old son named Adrian Christopher, a 1-year old daughter named Diana Crystal and she's pregnant with another on the way in 2018 (Gloria Elizabeth).

V. President: Frank Nerta a.k.a. Albino(portrayed by Stephen Dorff) (character bio in progress)
Age: late 30s
Height: 5'7"
Hair: Brown
Skin: Caucasian
Bike: (Silver Pearl with Anarchist 'A' symbol on gas tank done in black) Harley Davidson Softail Deluxe with 12" ape hangers
Born: July 29, 1973
Front Patches: V.President, New York Crew, Men of Mayhem, Born Again Heathen
Side Patches: SFFS

Worked in the Brooklyn Navy Yard until he prospected for the NYC charter. Street brawler with numerous wins under his belt. Did 3 years for Assault and Battery. His mother, Elizabeth Nerta, is Paul Rango's younger sister. His father, Peter Nerta, cooked the books for the Cosa Nostra until he was killed by a rival outfit. His uncle, the inaugural President of the NYC charter of the Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club, took him on as a Prospect. One year later, he was patched in and several years later earned his place as Vice President. Served time in Prison for Assault and Battery, along with Manslaughter in the first degree when someone tried to attack and rape Patricia outside a dive in New Jersey and Albino put three slugs through the scumbag's side, inadvertently striking the liver, causing instant death in a matter of minutes. Stood as godfather to Patricia and Flynn's first son, Adrian Christopher Morris.

Sgt. At Arms: Mark Harland a.k.a Dylan (portrayed by John C. McGinley) (updated!)
Age: early 50s
Height: 6'2"
Hair: Red
Skin: Caucasian
Bike: (Vivid black with chrome) Harley Davidson Fat Boy with 14" ape hangers
Front Patches: Sgt. At Arms, New York Crew, Men of Mayhem
Side Patches: SFFS
Served in the United States Air Force as a pilot. Claims he could fly anything with an engine, helicopter blades or a pair of wings. Hates politics and politicians. Began his Prospect year for the NYC charter in 1994 by 'The Caveman' Akim Belkin. Got patched in as a member in 1995. Became Sergeant at Arms two months after Akim 'The Caveman' Belkin (Akim 'The Caveman' Belkin belongs to ThisLife103.7) went Nomad in 2001. American patriot. His brother is Lowell Harland Sr., the only mechanic John Teller ever trusted to work on his bike. When Mark found out from Clay that he was found dead, he was mad but also knew that Lowell was a drug addict. Very loquacious with a tongue as sharp as his wits. His nickname comes from his love of the famed singer, Bob Dylan. Known for violent bouts of anger when anyone refers to him as a 'Ginger'. Runs maintenance and operations on any and all cargo planes utilized and operated by the club via LaGuardia and JFK. Served time from for Vandalism and for Assault and Battery. Loyal to the club and to Paul Rango. The club's chief assassin and Rango's bodyguard. Meets and falls in love with Roxanna Alexia Maxine (portrayed by Gina Gershon) in 2017 and they get engaged in 2018. He adopted Roxanna's daughters, Claire (portrayed by Jessica Biel) and Clarissa (played by Kate Beckinsale).

Secretary: Edward Morris a.k.a. Hep Cat (portrayed by Mark McGrath)
DOB: March 15, 1968
Age: early 40s
Height: 6'0"
Hair: Dark blonde streaks.
Skin: Caucasian
Bike: (Midnight blue with skulls all over the gas tank and S.O.A./N.Y.C. in chrome) Harley Davidson Rocker C Softail with 14" ape hangers
Front Patches: Secretary, New York Crew, Men of Mayhem, Born Again Heathen
Side Patches: SFFS

Eldest son of James 'Dean' Dalston, Edward Morris took his mother's maiden name so as to not be in comparison to his father. Has a younger brother, Andrew 'Flynn' Morris, who also is a member of SAMYORK. Skilled with keeping the club flush as keeping the club revered, Hep Cat earned his snazzy moniker after his love of swing, big band and classic rock music. Friends with SAMCRO Secretary Robert 'Bobby Elvis' Munson. His father served as his sponsor and was the one who handed him his patched cut when he was christened as a Son. Served 3 years in jail for starting a fight in a club, getting into a fistfight with the police while under the influence and disturbing the peace. Holds the record for most lap dances received at any MC bash held in New York. Married in 2017 to Elaine Capella (portrayed by January Jones). They have a kid in late 2018 (Louis Eugene Morris).

Jeffrey K. Porter a.k.a. Mr. Kite (Portrayed by Leland Orser): Head of the Brooklyn Cell of the New York Crew. Multiple counts of Assault & Battery and trafficking Moonshine from Florida to Baltimore in the late 80s.

Intelligence Officer Andrew Morris a.k.a. Flynn (Portrayed by Ryan Reynolds) (bio stats are in progress)
DOB: October 23, 1976
Age: Mid 30s
Height: 6'2"
Hair: Dark brown
Skin: Caucasian
Bike: Harley Davidson Cross Bones with beach bars
Front Patches: Sons of Anarchy, Men of Mayhem, New York Crew, Born Again Heathen
Younger brother of Edward Morris and second son of James 'Dean' Dalston. As charming with the ladies as his brother and father. Attracted the attention of Paul Rango's daughter, Patricia at a party and since then, she has had a crush on him. His big brother was his sponsor. Edward grilled Andrew all throughout his Prospect year to see how determined Andrew was and how much he wanted to rock a Reaper on his back. After a year of roughhousing and hazing, Hep Cat stood proudly by his brother as Andrew became a Son. He always had some amusing thing to say about something or someone. His father, James 'Dean' Dalston, gave him the nickname 'Flynn' after one of his favorite actors, Errol Flynn, who was known for having a way with women and with his words. Served 5 years in jail for possession of a firearm, breaking and entering and vandalism. He's known to be a scrapper in the ring. His brother and father trained him to fight all throughout his Prospect year and even after he was patched in, they still trained him hard. Fell for and married Spider's daughter, Patricia Rango and had 3 children with her (Adrian Christopher, Diana Crystal and Gloria Elizabeth).

Secrets: Killed a member of a rival outfit to save his brother, Hep Cat, who pinned a gold trebble clef next to the 'Men of Mayhem' patch on his little brother's cut as a sign of respect and brotherly love.

Audrey Morris (portrayed by Bridget Fonda)
DOB: January 27, 1964
Age: late 40s
Hair: blonde
Skin: Caucasian
Eldest child of James Dalston and Lauren Morris. Older sister to Edward and Andrew Morris. She is the glue that keeps the family communications open. While Audrey has mixed feelings for her father and mother, she loves both of her brothers without question. Lives in New Jersey with Patricia Rango, Spider's daughter.

James 'Dean' Dalston (Portrayed by Peter Fonda)
DOB: February 23, 1940
Age: Early 70s
Height: 6'1"
Bike: Harley Davidson Heritage Softail Classic converted into a trike with beach bars.
Front Patches: New York Crew, Men of Mayhem, Born Again Heathen
Side Patches: SFFS

The walking stick he uses is made of light maplewood with a silver ornate head in the shape of the SoA Reaper.

Founded SAMYORK along with Paul Rango. John Teller, one of the FIRST NINE and founder of the Sons of Anarchy MC, was his sponsor. Served a T.O.D. in 'Nam. Fried nerves after taking a grenade blast to save a fellow soldier. Right leg is slightly weaker than the left, causing him to use a cane on a few occasions whenever he walks. Retired from runs and high profile assignments, sits in for church, gets a vote, offers council and advice. His eldest son is SAMYORK Secretary Edward 'Hep Cat' Morris. His younger son is Intelligence Officer Andrew 'Flynn' Morris. Rather keen sense of humor. Loves attractive women. Loyal to Paul Rango. Friends with Piney Winston. Did 4 years in jail for aggravated assault and disturbing the peace. No one knew his kills and no one could find the bodies.

Fredrick 'Bone Head' Bailey (portrayed by Christopher Titus)(additional information coming soon)
Age: early to mid 40s
Front Patches: Men of Mayhem, New York Crew, Born Again Heathen
Side Patches: SFFS, Unholy Ones

Cousin to Edward, Audrey and Andrew Morris. His mother is sister to James 'Dean' Dalston. Served 5 years in California for assault and battery. Trigger happy and talented with shotguns and handguns. Earned his nickname when he got hammered and nailed a trigger happy sweet butt who only got off when she was firing a revolver. Loves baseball and has a good throwing arm, which helps him launch grenades at enemies. Patched in in 2006. His sponsor was Mark 'Dylan' Harland. In 2011, Bone Head betrayed the club and the New York Crew when he helped orchestrate the murders of Dr. Tara Knowles and Angela Cortez. Rather than face Spider and the rest of SAMYORK, Bone Head drove Coyote to kill him. Bone Head's body was cremated and his remains were thrown into the Mojave Desert.

Secrets: Once did the 'Chicken Dance' on a tavern bar stool in Mexico for a shot of tequila. Crossed the borders from America to Mexico on an El Camino. Came back to America wearing a Mexican poncho, riding a donkey, eating a burrito and chugging down a bottle of tequila, singing 'Cielito Lindo' in between belches.

SAMYORK History: In 1990, the Sons of Anarchy founded a charter into the heart of New York in hopes of establishing a strong foothold in a major city. The New York Crew reached far and deep into the five boroughs, claiming power and influence through the transportation systems, construction companies and unions as well as garnering monopolies within the Black Market for shipments and gun running. The only enterprises SAMYORK have fought against have been human/slave trafficking, prostitution and narcotics. By 1998, SAMYORK consisted of President Paul 'Spider' Rango, V.P. Frank Nerta, SAMYORK Elder James 'Dean' Dalston, Secretary Edward Morris, Akim Belkin and about 8 to 9 members, one of them being Mark Harland, Belkin's successor. That number does not include Prospects thus bringing the number of patched members to about 13 or 14 members. By 2010, the New York Crew had built footholds in all five boroughs, elevating their ranks to 50 Sons controlling Brooklyn, The Bronx, Queens and Staten Island with the primary New York Crew running Manhattan.

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Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that (I believe) violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in it's original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

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While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

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