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| Metal Gear Prime |
Author has written 21 stories for Fear Effect, Transformers/Beast Wars, Final Fantasy IX, Vagrant Story, Devil May Cry, Legacy of Kain, Sandman, Farscape, and Metal Gear. Name: Metal Gear Prime Age: 21 Status: American living in Ireland Current Job: Undercover Ice Cream Salesman selling government secrets to the Welsh Likes: Sci-Fi, Video Games, Humor, Yuri. Dislikes: Flamers, Pop singers(Kyile Minogue, Holly Valance, etc.) Mission: To explore strange new fanfic websites, to seek out new life and make them read my fanifcs, to boldly write what no-one in their right minds has written before. Additonal Missions: Find out who's been swiping Grandpa Billy's pills, get the cat out of the VCR. Quote of the month: "You can't frighten me. I'm a coward, I'm always scared!" | |||||
1. Lord of the Things: Fellowship of the Thing » reviewsMegatron races against time to build Unicron's new army, but will he like the price he must pay to do so? Mind you, it's pretty obvious he won't, which makes it a bit pointless to ask, doesn't it? Dang it...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 2-4-032. The Vampire, the Hylden and the Terrifying Beastie » reviewsChapter 8! Kain searches for the Bishop of Meridian, unaware that not only is doom afoot, it's also ahand...Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 1-6-04 - Published: 12-3-023. Metal Gear Solid 2: Cousins of Capitalism reviewsIn the early 21st century, Solid Snake must face two deadly foes: the mysterious Cousins of Capitalism and his own rampaging stupidity...Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-19-034. Crichtonstein » reviewsUpdated! In Chapter 2, we learn of the horrible tragedy that drove John into his chosen science...Farscape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-9-03 - Published: 5-7-035. The Wacky Adventures of Ratchet and Megatron! » reviewsSweet Primus, I've updated! In this chapter, the Transformers face a crossover the likes of which no sane individual could ever have envisoned...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,746 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-3-03 - Published: 3-14-026. Devilish Romance reviewsNot much of a title, eh? Anyways, this is a Lucia/Trish romance story played mostly for laughs(?). Enjoy!Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-8-037. The Morning After » reviewsChapter 4! Dinobot falls afoul of a bored Rattrap, Blackarachnia learns something new, Inferno is puzzled and an old foe returns. Exciting or what?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-3-03 - Published: 9-13-028. Devils Never Cry, They Merely Sniffle » reviewsChapter 4 is up! This week, Dante quests for the legendary Pride of Lion, tangles with moron extraordinare Phantom and meets the first of this fic's special guest stars!Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 3-19-03 - Published: 7-12-029. Revenge! » reviewsChapter 11 is up! This week, Inferno's situation goes from bad to worse when Smokescreen and Red Alert vow to save him. Now with a courtroom side story!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,031 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 3-11-03 - Published: 2-1-0210. End of the Road » reviewsChapter 2. Hunted by both the Autobots and Decepticons, Starscream struggles to survive on Cybertron...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-20-03 - Published: 5-23-0211. Tarantulas vs The Vok: A tale of lotsa stuff » reviewsThe Third and Final part to my Other Victories parody! What fiendish plan does Tarantulas have for the captured Tigerhawk? And why does it involve a French maid's outfit?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-10-03 - Published: 10-30-0212. The Threshold of Terror reviewsGather 'round ye mortals, as Desire of the Endless hosts a trio of stories that were once accused of being 'vaguely humorous'. You'll cry with laughter, but only if you're being tickled as you read this.Sandman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-1-0313. Return of the Dork Knight reviewsIn this very special parody of the Beast Machines episode 'In Darkest Kinght', we'll see one young spider-woman's heroic attempt to bring her beloved back, despite being hampered by a hippie commander and a fearsome red button. Will she succeed?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-30-0214. King of Iron Fist: Transformers Style! » reviewsUPDATED! The next series of matches, as hosted by the Autobot who makes Gears seem like Mr. Rodgers, Fowlmouth.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 5-21-02 - Published: 4-25-0215. Transmutate: How it SHOULD have been! reviewsA dancing Rampage? A British Transmutate? An all too easily amused Silverbolt? Why, it must be my 'special' parody of the classic Beast Wars episode 'Transmutate! HURRAH!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-5-0216. Not Another Bloody Quest! » reviewsCHAPTER 6 IS FINALLY UP! The gang find themselves back at Burmecia where they have the good fortune to catch a film premiere...P.S. Sorry for the delay, I've been snowed under as of late. Anyway, enjoy y'all!Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-27-02 - Published: 2-8-0217. Vagrant Story: The Final Insult » reviewsUPDATED! The dead town of Lea Monde is about to get a sudden and violent influx of tourists... R&R please!Vagrant Story - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-28-02 - Published: 2-16-0218. Dimension Hop » reviewsNOW UPDATED! Chapter 2 sees Hana and Rain stumble into the middle of an all out war. Who will they side with; the garden gnomes or the giant teddy bears?Fear Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-28-02 - Published: 1-10-0219. Mercy » reviewsChapter 4. Ratchet finds himself with new responsibilites in the aftermath of the monster's assualt. *WARNING: Character Deaths*Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-11-02 - Published: 9-26-0120. The Curse » reviewsWith Prime now outside his front door, what will Starscream do to survive? STORY NOW COMPLETE!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 1-3-02 - Published: 12-16-01 - Complete21. There Are Worse Things Than Death reviewsDeke is made to suffer the consequences of the choices he made in life. This is my first fanfic so please R&R!Fear Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-26-01
