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since: 07-03-04, id: 624277
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 2 stories for South Park, and Neopets.

OKAY. So. I guess I'm back on here again. Yay for me _ no just kidding.

Anyway, I guess since some people put stuff about them I will too.

My name is Kayla Grace B. That means my initials are KGB. Look it up on google. I'm 14 and uh, I'm a freshman but I swear to god not one of the annoying ones. I'm too uncool to be annoying in the way most freshmen are, but I'm not too uncool to be annoying in general. Anyway I live in Wisconsin and although I'd much rather live in a big city, I love it so fuck you I am not a cheese eating bastard (yes I am). I talk to cows. Ha ha ha!1. I like to swear FUCK FUCK FUCK and dirty stuff makes me laugh. Go ahead and call me a big fat toddler raping fuckface while waving a picture of a penis (or a real one for that matter) in my face and I'd just laugh.

I like people o3o They are super kewl! And I love things that are soooooooooo kawaiiiiiiii _ you know?

A joke.

Okay well here's some other stuff

Email: Kaylatastic@gmail.com
Aim: Kayizzle PWNZ
Msn: Kaylatastic@gmail.com
Neopets: T9brussk
Deviantart: Stripified
NAO: Kay
http://www.neoartists.org/oekaki

Favorite Shows -
Invader Zim
South Park (1)
Fullmetal Alchemist
Family Guy
House
How Do I Look
(Numbers next to some shows are the number of fanfics I've written for them)

Quotes (I'll think of more later)

Me: Raven has a weird egg shaped face -watching Cheetah girls simply for amusement-
Kendall: -watches the guy kiss her or whatever- Ew. How could he like that Negg head?
Me: ... WHAT?
Kendall: .. Negg, you know, like on neopets. I just said it cause... you know, you like neopets and...
Me: Negg as in negro, Kendall.
Kendall: ... Oops.

Me: -walk into kitchen while eating a cookie-
Mom: JESUS, DON'T PUT THAT THING IN YOUR MOUTH!
Me: ... what
Mom: Don't play stupid, I know what you're doing
Me: ...Uh okay. -start eating again-
Mom: I SAID DON'T DO THAT
Me: WHAT
Mom: -put on glasses- ... OH. I thought you were chewing on that fake cat barf you always used to stick on your sisters pillow

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1. The Wiscordia Conduct of the Crab People and Kyle » reviews
Kyle has unnexpectedly fallen in love with someone who is VERY unexpected! Humerous so read it M for later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 4-22-06
2. BROKEN LOVEEEEE EMO! reviews
This is a very sad and dramatic story about a love that just does not work!
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-06 - Complete
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