Author has written 19 stories for Danny Phantom.
Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cock-eyed mosquitoes, and bowlegged ants; I come here before you to stand here behind you and tell you of something I know nothing about...
You've officially reached the outer edges of the Universe, where sound collides with color, and randomness clashes with stupidity!
AS OF: Thursday, May 9, 2013 at 10:17 PM
I'm still alive. I'm sorry I didn't update anything over Christmas or Spring break. My life's been very hectic. I will try to update all of my major stories within the next month.
Desperado chapter 13: I kinda wanna quit this story, but I can't! I have a lot of segments for later chapters written; I just have to get through this next chapter...
Chained Chapter 27: Working on it.
Theoretically Illogical chapter 10: I have about 8 pages. This one will probably be updated soon.
Quantum Paradox Chapter 9: I have like 10 pages written and no idea where to actually start it.
Deliverance: Experimental one-shot series. Just for fun. :) Almost have the next one-shot written!
Into Sudden Darkness chapter 14: Alright, so I'm seriously thinking of just toasting this story. It's a sequel to a story that didn't need a sequel, and its projected ending is something I made up 3 years ago. I've since been unable to get back into this one...
Spyglass to Worlds: this is one of those "I update whenever inspired" sort of things.
Stealing Thunder chapter 3: Surprisingly, I have a lot written on it. I just need to connect the dots.
NOTE:I think the reason why I take so long to update is that I'm writing a novel, and I spend a lot of time on just that alone. However, I have NOT forgotten about my fanfics, and I really want to complete them all. So, even if I take forever and a half to update, don't worry! I am writing!
Stuff About Me
Favorite Pastimes: Reading, writing (surprise, right?), eating junk food, eating certain healthy foods too (like radishes! Yum!) swimming, living, breathing, making fabric flowers, hanging out with friends, and playing my guitar. Oh, and listening to and writing slam poetry! Can't forget that. :)
Favorite book: Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, hands down. I love this man. If he wasn't dead, I would so marry him for his awesome intellect and unique brand of dry, political humor.
Favorite Shows: I currently write for the Danny Phantom cartoon fandom only, although I do sincerely enjoy other shows, such as Inuyasha, Leverage, White Collar, and Trigun.
Dislikes: Brussel sprouts, snobs, arrogance, privileges taken away, SCHOOL, when two people who should be together as a couple aren't. ( Come on, someone has to agree with me on that last one: it's very aggravating!), and germs. Icky germs.
Likes: Well, a lot. So much that I can't list them all here. :D Ice cream and raw cookie dough is a darn good start, though.
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." -Douglas Adams
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space."-Douglas Adams
"The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. " -Douglas Adams
"What happened to all the birds...the animals...I CAN'T HEAR ANY FISH!"
"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better
"A smile is the shortest distance between two people.''
"I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it."
By the fourth time he'd died, the novelty had worn off. If this was all some joke, it was obviously being pulled off by someone who was both easily amused and had way too much time on his hands.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
"Tradgedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it.
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
"WARNING: in case of rapture, this car will be driverless. "
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
The poet Billy Collins once laughingly observed that all babies
Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits
"My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.''
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone
"I put the sexy in dyslexia.''
If you park, don't drink. Accidents cause people.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any
Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
"The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on
Beware the chickens, for in their silence, they plot...
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody
"All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.'' - Ashleigh Brilliant
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These stories do not, in any way, contain copyright/trademark infringement or copyright dilution. Danny Phantom is copyrighted to its creator, Butch Hartman. This author does not claim any rights over any characters, concepts, ideas, phrases, or words associated with Danny Phantom. As such, these stories do not carry out an act that constitutes a violation of SOPA/PIPA. They are not dedicated to the theft of any US intellectual property, nor are they an avenue to provide, or intend to provide, any economic incentive, commercial interest, and/or payout on the part of the author. All rights for Danny Phantom remain with the original content creator.
Fan fiction is not an illegal act of copying or misappropriation, with or without consent from the content creator (with consideration that Butch Hartman has also not declared a cease-and-desist), for the action is protected under “FAIR USE,” as fan fiction serves as a nonprofit educational experience on the part of the author in order to teach and learn better writing skills, which thereby negates any possibility of this story being considered a ‘derivative’ work that violates copyright law. Fan fiction acts as a platform to also comment on or criticize the original concept. Also, Fan fiction serves to promote the original concept created by the content creator by enhancing the legal market demand for said source material (free publicity!) without causing intentional/unintentional consumer confusion or violation of SOPA/PIPA/ACTA. The only part of these stories I claim as my own is the unique syntax and diction of my personal voice, which cannot naturally be copied by any other individual, including even the content creator, and certain aspects/movements of plot, which could easily transition to an original, previously un-copyrighted storyline unique to my own mind. So boo-yah.
So, uh...yeah. This is the end of my profile. I'm out of things to say or do, and I should really get back to writing Desperado or Theoretically Illogical, because I know I'm purposely procrastinating right now... Ahem..
Bye for now!
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