Hello! You've officially reached the outer edges of the Universe, where sound collides with color, and randomness clashes with stupidity!
AS OF: July 25, 08 7:24 P.M.
Geez, Time flies fast...
Hey people! I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while, but never fear! I'm still writing (typing) my chapters in all the free time that I can get.
Living On the Edge chapter 13: Seven pages! (To be updated soon!)
Desperado chapter 10: About two pages.
Scrapbook: complete. I've decided that I'm only going up to 17 on these type of things. I'll probably start another collection of one-shots sometime in the near future.
Cliches: Complete! :) Yay!
Chained Chapter 15: About three pages. Just updated chapter 14! :)
Theoretically Illogical chapter 8: About two pages. I'm putting this on temporary hiatus because with all of these stories going on, it's impossible to focus. I like this story, and I want to do my best with it, so I'm postponing it until I can do that.
Into Sudden Darkness chapter 14: Uh...yeah...About that...Haven't started.
Spyglass to Worlds: Next drabble about half-way done.
But, PLEASE, if you have ANY ideas at all for these stories, please PM me: i need them!
NOTE: I think partially the reason why I take so long to update is that I'm writing a novel, and I spend a lot of time on just that alone. However, I have NOT forgotten about my fanfics, and I really want to complete them all. So, even if I take forever and a half to update, don't worry! I am writing!
Stuff About Me
Gender: Female
Age: 16! Finally!
Fav Pastimes: Reading action/adventure stories, eating junk food, swimming, living, breathing, and playing my guitar.
Places I want to go: Greece! I love mythology! Japan sounds cool too...as does Ireland...
Favorite book: "Hood" by Stephen Lawhead, or "Maire" by Linda Winsor. But I think I like short stories better than anything.
What I like the most about myself: The ability to be ... different. Yeah, different is a good word for that... :)
Dislikes: Brussel sprouts, snobs, privileges taken away, SCHOOL (gym included), when two people should be together as a couple aren't.( Come on, someone has to agree with me on that last one: it's very aggravating!), and germs. Icky germs.
Likes: Well, a lot. So much that I can't list them all here. :D
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid;
Open it and you'll remove all doubt.
.Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Dain bramaged.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find
there is nothing in it.
Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Life's a beach, then you dive.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
Programming, n: A pastime similar to banging one's head
against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
What do you get if you cross an agnostic, an insomniac and a dyslexic?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
If it works, rip it apart and find out why.
Life is wonderful. Without it, you wouldn't know me.
Paranoia: A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe.
AMAZING BUT TRUE
There is so much sand in Northern Africa, that if we spread it out, it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
America has no drug problems, there's plenty for everyone.
Marriage is grand - and divorce is about 10 grand.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Earth is full. Go home.
"Hey, dad, remember our car?"
-- Calvin
This is a tagline mirror -- -- rorrim enilgat a si sihT
Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Love, n.: a situation which happens when you think almost as
much of another as you do of yourself.
Love is like an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties.
The light at the end of the tunnel is a person with a lamp
coming towards you... looking for the end of the tunnel.
Seen on the back of a biker's vest:
If you can read this, my wife fell off.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
If you can read this, please flip me back over...
(seen upside down, on a Jeep)
Really get stoned, drink wet cement.
NOTE: Only trained personnel should change
the light at the end of the tunnel
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved
through a suitable application of high explosives.
Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Recieved, #7:
In the last scene of Pagliacci, Canio stabs Nedda who is the
one he really loves. Pretty soon Silvio also gets stabbed,
and they all live happily ever after.
Aibohphobia: Fear of palindromes.
TOWER: "Say position."
PILOT: "Position."
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
It is very difficult to compare an apple.
-- Michael Feldman
"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry."
-- John Lennon, 1963 (Royal Variety Performance)
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And
East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them
like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
-- Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
Randomly heard at an english class:
Q: Do you like Kippling?
A: Err... well, to be honest, I have never Kippled.
When primitive humans first came along, they did not engage in business
as we now think of it. They engaged in squatting around in caves naked.
This went on for, I would say, roughly two or three million years, when all
of a sudden a primitive person, named Oog, came up with an idea. "Why not,"
he said, "pile thousands of humongous stones on top of each other in the
desert to form great big geometric shapes?" Well, everybody thought this
was an absolutely terrific idea. It wasn't until several thousand years
later that they realized they had been suckered into a classic "pyramid"
scheme, and of course, by that time, Oog was in the Bahamas.
"Why are we dropping peanut butter sandwiches and jelly on Afghanistan? Well, for one: it tastes a shit load better than dirt..." -Robin Williams.
"'Cause what are we dealing with? We're dealing with fundamentalists. The amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try to high-jack a carriage at needle point." -Robin Williams
"Man, that's like finding out "thou shall not kill" is actually "thou shall not wear a kilt!"" Robin Williams
"Ooh, we've crossed the politically correct line! It was okay to beat the shit out of him, but don't say the ethnic joke!" -Robin Williams
"Maybe frogs fell from the sky. Or maybe there were Jews with catupults going, "Now!"'- Robin Williams.
"I don't like dancing hippos in Tu tus. They make me angry and violent." Luke, my friend. (Don't worry, he's really not psychotic...I hope...)
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
If you love God with all your heart. And are not afraid to show it, copy this into your profile.
UPCOMING STORIES
Danny Phantom: Romance/Humor, Rated: T
Mustang Sammy
Teaser Preview: The girl standing next to his car was cute, no wait, hot, Danny decided. Ecspecially in that leather skirt...
Summary created: 9/17/05.
Expected Release: April 2007.
Danny Phantom: Drama/Suspense, Rated: T
Chained
When the building containing a captured Phantom, the Central Ghost Intelligence Agency, begins to burn from a freak fire, Valerie goes back in to salvage all the documents she can about the infamous Phantom. But as she risks her life for her work, she finds herself trapped along with Danny Phantom in the heart of the burning building...
Summary Created: 12-7-06
Expected Release: December 2006
Danny Phantom: Romance/General, Rated: T
Cliches
Because sometimes, you just can't beat the classics.
Expected Release: January 2008
Danny Phantom: General, Rated: T
A Spyglass to Worlds
A series of drabbles and one-shots that I would love to make into full-out stories, but can't. :)
Expected Release: April 2008
I'm amazed at how many reviews I've been getting on just the first few chapters of my stories! But if you have any suggestions or ideas for these stories, please tell them to me in a review or PM me. That would be greatly apprecicated!
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