Hello!

Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cock-eyed mosquitoes, and bowlegged ants; I come here before you to stand here behind you and tell you of something I know nothing about...

You've officially reached the outer edges of the Universe, where sound collides with color, and randomness clashes with stupidity!

AS OF: October 26, 2009, 11:48 A.M.

Agh! Where does time go when I'm not looking?!

Hey people! I'm sorry I'm not good at updating, but never fear! I'm still writing (typing) my chapters in all the free time that I can get.

Living On the Edge chapter 17: Expect an update within the next couple of weeks!

Desperado chapter 11: Got some pretty snazzy ideas going; Expect an update soon!

Chained Chapter 19: I've got about three pages so far, so hopefully it won't take me so long to update. :)

Theoretically Illogical chapter 8: About two pages. I'm putting this on temporary hiatus because with all of these stories going on, it's impossible to focus. I like this story, and I want to do my best with it, so I'm postponing it until I can do that.

Into Sudden Darkness chapter 14: Uh...yeah...About that...Haven't started.

Spyglass to Worlds: Next drabble about half-way done.

But, PLEASE, if you have ANY ideas at all for these stories, please PM me: i need them!

NOTE: I think partially the reason why I take so long to update is that I'm writing a novel, and I spend a lot of time on just that alone. However, I have NOT forgotten about my fanfics, and I really want to complete them all. So, even if I take forever and a half to update, don't worry! I am writing!

Stuff About Me

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Fav Pastimes: Reading action/adventure stories, eating junk food, swimming, living, breathing, and playing my guitar.

Places I want to go: Greece, Ireland, Italy, Egypt...oh, and does the list go on...

Favorite books:

-"Hood" by Stephen Lawhead

-"Maire" by Linda Winsor.

-"A Candle in the Darkness" by Lynn Austin

But you know what? I think I like short stories better than anything.

What I like the most about myself: The ability to be different. Yeah, different is a good word for that... :)

Dislikes: Brussel sprouts, snobs, privileges taken away, SCHOOL, when two people who should be together as a couple aren't.( Come on, someone has to agree with me on that last one: it's very aggravating!), and germs. Icky germs.

Likes: Well, a lot. So much that I can't list them all here. :D Ice cream and raw cookie dough is a darn good start, though.

Interesting Sayings and Whatnots I Find When I'm Bored :P

"What happened to all the birds...the animals...I CAN'T HEAR ANY FISH!"

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better
than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.''
-- H. L. Mencken

"A smile is the shortest distance between two people.''
-- Victor Borge

"I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it."

By the fourth time he'd died, the novelty had worn off. If this was all some joke, it was obviously being pulled off by someone who was both easily amused and had way too much time on his hands.

"Do you like to live in New York?"

"I love it."

"Why, Miss Moore?"

"Because New York's the only place you can wake up late, hang-out with your dawgs, grab a doughnut, hire a prostitute, rape some rich-ass chick, catch a Broadway show, and murder some dude all in the same day."

"That's very..."

"What?"

"...Colorful."

"Thanks."

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

"Tradgedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it.

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

"WARNING: in case of rapture, this car will be driverless. "

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

The poet Billy Collins once laughingly observed that all babies
are born with a knowledge of poetry, because the lub-dub of the
mother's heart is in iambic meter.

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits
you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.

"My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.''
-- Mitch Hedberg

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone
amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the
Titanic.

"I put the sexy in dyslexia.''

If you park, don't drink. Accidents cause people.

After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
-- Italian proverb

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any
invention in human history with the possible exceptions of
handguns and tequila.''
-- Mitch Ratliffe

Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

"The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the
most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where,
for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and
polar bears in Palestine?''
-- Judith Hayes

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on
fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.''
-- Gregory S. Sutter

Beware the chickens, for in their silence, they plot...

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody
bothers to ask you the questions.

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as
love.
-- Turkish proverb

It is getting dark again
Dusk shuffle across the fields
The evening trees moan as if they knew
At night I always dream of you

"All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.''
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

UPCOMING STORIES

Danny Phantom: Romance/Humor, Rated: T

Mustang Sammy

Teaser Preview: The girl standing next to his car was cute, no wait, hot, Danny decided. Especially in that leather skirt...

Summary created: 9/17/05.

Expected Release: April 2007.

Danny Phantom: Drama/Suspense, Rated: T

Chained

When the building containing a captured Phantom, the Central Ghost Intelligence Agency, begins to burn from a freak fire, Valerie goes back in to salvage all the documents she can about the infamous Phantom. But as she risks her life for her work, she finds herself trapped along with Danny Phantom in the heart of the burning building...

Summary Created: 12-7-06

Expected Release: December 2006

Danny Phantom: Romance/General, Rated: T

Cliches

Because sometimes, you just can't beat the classics.

Expected Release: January 2008

Danny Phantom: General, Rated: T

A Spyglass to Worlds

A series of drabbles and one-shots that I would love to make into full-out stories, but can't. :)

Expected Release: April 2008

I'm amazed at how many reviews I've been getting on just the first few chapters of my stories! But if you have any suggestions or ideas for these stories, please tell them to me in a review or PM me. That would be greatly apprecicated!