AStormIsBrewing
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since: 07-05-04, id: 625782, Profile Updated: 02-09-11
Author has written 26 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Fire Emblem, Fullmetal Alchemist, StarTrek: Voyager, NCIS, Samurai 7, and Harry Potter.

Welcome to the profile of Storm, The Last Inkbender.

Gender: Female

Species: 8472

Range: Avatar, Lord of the Rings, Full Metal Alchemist, Star Trek: Voyager, N.C.I.S., Star Wars, Frankenstein, Fire Emblem, Bones, House, Supernatural, Lost, Harry Freaking Potter, Sungkyunkwan Scandal, Kuroshitsuji, Chuno, Athena. Anything. Everything.

Domain: Satire, Satirical Philosophy, Satirical Angst, Satirical Humor, Fluidic Space

Mode: Short Fiction seeking natural enhancment. Always plays as Trade Federation in Star Wars: Battleship. The underdog that isn't going to win. Wimpy McWimpies. People no one else really cares about. Extremely minor characters. Joe, Shmoe, and some guy named Rod that wears tin-foil. Characters in need of attitude adjustment.

Have Ship, Will Sail: Zutara, OzaiTree(I'm the Original), Lu Ten x Anyone, IshiHime, Bones & Booth, J/C, RoyRiza, Tiva, KanbeixKyuzo, GenjixIzaki, Draco/Neville, Draco/anyone, Kurt/Darren Criss, Dean/Castiel, My Favorite Character/Being Alive, Yoon Hee/the rest of the F4, Geol Oh/Gu Yong Ha, Sebastian/your mother, The Evil Man in Athena Getting ANYTHING HE WANTS, All Dangerverse Ships, any and all mindless fluff. Your ship will be assimilated.

Warning: I love the lovers who can light things on fire with their stares. And dorks. Those are fun, too.


Newsflash:

I . . . I post, therefore, I must be. Wow, I'm excited to be back in the game. A game I never really left, but how much fic do I have that will never, ever be posted? A lot. As in, a lot, a lot.

You want to know what else I have alot, a lot of? Homework. Exams. Papers that I have to do. So I think I'm gonna go do them now, or procrastinate and write more of this. Who knows?


Reasons for Things:

My Penname: "2:16 p.m. ET 8/18/2008 The center of Tropical Storm Fay is passing through the Florida Straits and is nearing Key West, Florida."

Why People Like Angst: "Happiness is beneficial to the body but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind."

Why I Am Politically Opposed To Standardized Testing: "The trick is not to show any fear. Tests can smell fear."

Why I Write: "Writing is a socially acceptable form of Schizophrenia."

Why I Love Meatloaf: "Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow when you're choaking on your pride."


WTF of the Day:

I. Love. Kpop. Because Kpop tells me that Harry Kim actually exists, and he sings, too. /bricked


1. Mine Is A Thankless Job reviews
"Every time I put a half-blood in Slytherin, I get a pleasant chill I think you would understand. It's why I'll put you there, though you may one day curse me for it." The Sorting Hat only ever knows what you want, not what is right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-11 - Severus S. & Sorting Hat - Complete
2. SelfFulfilling Prophecy reviews
You know something is wrong in the world when even the fortunetellers do not trust their craft.
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-20-09 - Complete
3. Snapshot reviews
Anyone with a cell-phone can take pictures, but there are other ways to capture the story of life. Muddling through summer without Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-8-09 - Ziva D. - Complete
4. Stranger Things Have Happened
It wasn't that Gibbs had bad luck with women. They were just so terribly difficult to hold on to; a truth the entire team now shares in.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Published: 9-6-09
5. Merry Little Christmas » reviews
The Voyager families celebrate Christmas at home while their loved ones are missing in action.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-20-08
6. Eternal Debate reviews
T'was the night before Christmas, and Kathryn and Phoebe debated a very serious topic.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-08 - K. Janeway - Complete
7. True Nature reviews
It was one of those questions that he never wanted to answer.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-8-08 - K. Janeway - Complete
8. Of Herbs and Stewed Plot Bunnies » reviews
Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, and do not feed the characters. They're on a hunger strike.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 3-16-07 - Zuko & Sokka
9. Afterimage » reviews
We all know what happened during, now for a taste of 'after.' Flash-fiction snapshots of different episodes, no particular order.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 9-29-08
10. Par reviews
Everyone knows Admirals and Doctors golf in their spare time. No one really knows why.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-23-08 - K. Janeway & Doctor
11. Syrus, the Other White Meat reviews
Jet has a heart to heart with the mother of his enemy. For Twilight Rose2's September contest.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-16-08 - Jet - Complete
12. Those Darn Fratboys » reviews
See, I really didn't wear the right boots to solve a mystery of this magnitude. For Twilight Rose2's contest.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-25-08 - Aang
13. The World According to Martial » reviews
'Fame comes too late to the dead.' Giving minor characters their chance at life, one plot bunny at a time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 30,679 - Reviews: 156 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 4-24-08
14. Song of the Wicked Stepmother reviews
We'll meet again, he said. Time was never of great consequence to spirits, but the limits of his patience were being stretched by inconsequential mortals.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-08 - Complete
15. The Final Countdown » reviews
Nothing works quite like wish fulfillment to get the blood pumping for the season finale.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete
16. Four Nation Anthology reviews
Six-word epitaphs describing the Life and Times of the Characters of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-25-08
17. Two Villains in Love » reviews
Because Pure Evil always equals True Love, and weddings are a great occasion for mayhem. A love story between the two greatest villains of all time. Two villains in love . . . are a horrible thing.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 2-26-08 - Azula
18. Falling » reviews
Love is never ending? That means we are going to be falling for a very long time. Lovely.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-2-08 - Published: 5-28-08 - Katara & Zuko
19. The Midwest is Pretty Big reviews
AU songfic. Zach Marshall buys himself a car. Classic Zutargument.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-08 - Zuko & Katara - Complete
20. East City Anthology reviews
Six-word epitaphs summarizing the life and times of the Characters of FMA.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-30-08
21. Fullmetal Narcissist reviews
Twelve years after the death of her father, Elysia Hughes is determined to escape the shadow of his merit.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-14-08 - Elysia H. & Maes H.
22. Words of Wisdom reviews
There are reasons you should listen to your parents when they tell you not to put your weenis on the table while you masticate.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-5-08 - Edward E. & Lust - Complete
23. There Are Many Paths reviews
There was wind and water. There was earth and fire. And there was nothingness. This coin had two sides; the elements and the absence of them. It was not a game of dice, for if one was to fail, then so must they all.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-08 - Complete
24. Lobster Is Red » reviews
Zuko. Katara. And the Disney songs that ruined the moment. Happy Valentine's Day.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 2-7-08 - Zuko & Katara
25. The Legacy of Hester Prynne reviews
Pre and Post DoBS. There is a secret guilt borne in every heart, for crimes real or imagined. They must forgive themselves before they can even consider the possibility from anyone else.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-18-07 - Zuko & Katara - Complete
26. The Beauty in Breaking reviews
She was in an enemy camp . . . trying to ease the passing of enemy soldiers. Maybe, in some deep corner of her heart, she hoped to save one or two. But late at night, in this dismal place, it was very hard to hope.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 7-28-07 - Complete
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