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Author has written 26 stories for Lord of the Rings, Avatar: Last Airbender, Fire Emblem, Fullmetal Alchemist, StarTrek: Voyager, NCIS, and Samurai 7. Welcome to the profile of Storm, The Last Inkbender. Gender: Female Species: 8472 Range: Avatar, Lord of the Rings, Full Metal Alchemist, Star Trek: Voyager, N.C.I.S., Star Wars, Frankenstein, Fire Emblem, Bones, House, Supernatural, Lost. Anything. Everything. Domain: Satire, Satirical Philosophy, Satirical Angst, Satirical Humor, Fluidic Space Mode: Short Fiction seeking natural enhancment. Always plays as Trade Federation in Star Wars: Battleship. The underdog that isn't going to win. Wimpy McWimpies. People no one else really cares about. Extremely minor characters. Joe, Shmoe, and some guy named Rod that wears tin-foil. Characters in need of attitude adjustment. Have Ship, Will Sail: Zutara, OzaiTree(I'm the Original), Lu Ten x Anyone, IshiHime, Bones & Booth, J/C, RoyRiza, Tiva, KanbeixKyuzo, All Dangerverse Ships, any and all mindless fluff. Your ship will be assimilated. Warning: I love the lovers who can light things on fire with their stares. Newsflash: I figured out why I ship what I do! Aren't you proud of me? It actually came as a revelation when I was watching Samurai 7. I was in it for the epic battles(ok, and super-epic-hot samurai. Edward, eat your heart out), but this ship had me at, "I am in love." In the middle of a swordfight. Male-male. Not my usual modus operendi, for anyone who knows me. But I figured out why: they were undressing each other with their eyes. Not just undressing each other, but man, whatever they were doing, it was hot. It was like when Janeway and Chakotay glare at each other, and the tension is just so palpable that you're not quite sure that they're arguing about aliens, or like when Jenny and Gibbs have their stare-downs, or Tony and Ziva just watch each other, or Booth and Bones, or Zuko and Katara. Am I detecting a pattern? My shipping is all in the eyes. (Although it doesn't explain dork-love, but then, what can?) Reasons for Things: My Penname: "2:16 p.m. ET 8/18/2008 The center of Tropical Storm Fay is passing through the Florida Straits and is nearing Key West, Florida." Why People Like Angst: "Happiness is beneficial to the body but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind." Why I Am Politically Opposed To Standardized Testing: "The trick is not to show any fear. Tests can smell fear." Why I Write: "Writing is a socially acceptable form of Schizophrenia." Why I Love Meatloaf: "Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow when you're choaking on your pride." Seven Paramilitary Type Dudes So has anyone else heard about the new movie they're making based on Seven Samurai, originally directed by Akira Kurosawa? The one with countless spinnoffs anyways? I mean, what's one more? Yeah. They're doing it. I don't really have much of a problem with it, since I'm such a crazy fangirl anyways and I don't like to judge until I've actually seen it. If they decide to do it, you know. They seem to like George Clooney for Kanbe/Kambei/(The Captain dude who I swear has the hots for Kyuzo). So my friends and I have taken to daydreaming about who might play who. I know at lease I am a raving Kyuzo fangirl, so of course predicting who would play him came first. Like it was that hard. Kyuzo = Gerard Butler. I loved how Clooney and Brad Pitt worked together in the Ocean's trilogy, so it only made sense in our heads to have him be Shichiroji/Momotaro/The Old Wife. I'm in the I hate Katsushiro club, so originally, we thought 'Zack Effron.' But then Shia LaBeouf popped into our heads. Gorobei is a bit of a creeper in the anime, so when Christopher Walken was suggested, he was readily agreed to. Heihachi remined me of a hobbit, so Sean Astin was the obvious choice. Matt Damon made our pick as Kikuchiyo. I don't know about you, but I'd watch it. And cry, because that's what I do with this movie/story, after screaming about how 'epic' and 'awesome' whatever just happened was. And no, I'm not in it for the eyesmex. Well, not just the eyesmex. (But you know you want it.) WTF of the Day: Kyuzo is the lovechild of Chuck Norris and Superman, and trained by Yoda and Batman. The American founding fathers were totally Zutarian. How else do you think that much red and blue got into our flag? | |||||||||||
1. SelfFulfilling Prophecy reviewsYou know something is wrong in the world when even the fortunetellers do not trust their craft.Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-20-09 - Complete2. Snapshot reviewsAnyone with a cell-phone can take pictures, but there are other ways to capture the story of life. Muddling through summer without Ziva.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-8-09 - Ziva D. - Complete3. Stranger Things Have HappenedIt wasn’t that Gibbs had bad luck with women. They were just so terribly difficult to hold on to; a truth the entire team now shares in.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Published: 9-6-094. Merry Little Christmas » reviewsThe Voyager families celebrate Christmas at home while their loved ones are missing in action.StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-20-085. Eternal Debate reviewsT’was the night before Christmas, and Kathryn and Phoebe debated a very serious topic.StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-08 - Janeway, K. - Complete6. True Nature reviewsIt was one of those questions that he never wanted to answer.StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-8-08 - Janeway, K. - Complete7. Of Herbs and Stewed Plot Bunnies » reviewsPlease keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, and do not feed the characters. They're on a hunger strike.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,277 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 3-16-07 - Zuko & Sokka8. Afterimage » reviewsWe all know what happened during, now for a taste of 'after.' Flash-fiction snapshots of different episodes, no particular order.StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 9-29-089. Par reviewsEveryone knows Admirals and Doctors golf in their spare time. No one really knows why.StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-23-08 - Janeway, K. & Doctor10. Syrus, the Other White Meat reviewsJet has a heart to heart with the mother of his enemy. For Twilight Rose2's September contest.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-08 - Jet - Complete11. Those Darn Fratboys » reviewsSee, I really didn’t wear the right boots to solve a mystery of this magnitude. For Twilight Rose2's contest.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-25-08 - Aang12. The World According to Martial » reviews‘Fame comes too late to the dead.’ Giving minor characters their chance at life, one plot bunny at a time.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 56 - Words: 30,597 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 4-24-0813. Song of the Wicked Stepmother reviewsWe’ll meet again, he said. Time was never of great consequence to spirits, but the limits of his patience were being stretched by inconsequential mortals.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-08 - Complete14. The Final Countdown » reviewsNothing works quite like wish fulfillment to get the blood pumping for the season finale.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete15. Four Nation Anthology reviewsSix-word epitaphs describing the Life and Times of the Characters of Avatar: The Last Airbender.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-25-0816. Two Villains in Love » reviewsBecause Pure Evil always equals True Love, and weddings are a great occasion for mayhem. A love story between the two greatest villains of all time. Two villains in love . . . are a horrible thing.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 2-26-08 - Azula17. Falling » reviewsLove is never ending? That means we are going to be falling for a very long time. Lovely.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-2-08 - Published: 5-28-08 - Katara & Zuko18. The Midwest is Pretty Big reviewsAU songfic. Zach Marshall buys himself a car. Classic Zutargument.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-08 - Zuko & Katara - Complete19. East City Anthology reviewsSix-word epitaphs summarizing the life and times of the Characters of FMA.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-30-0820. Fullmetal NarcissistTwelve years after the death of her father, Elysia Hughes is determined to escape the shadow of his merit.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Published: 4-14-08 - Elysia H. & Maes H.21. Words of Wisdom reviewsThere are reasons you should listen to your parents when they tell you not to put your weenis on the table while you masticate.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-5-08 - Edward E. & Lust - Complete22. There Are Many Paths reviewsThere was wind and water. There was earth and fire. And there was nothingness. This coin had two sides; the elements and the absence of them. It was not a game of dice, for if one was to fail, then so must they all.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-08 - Complete23. Lobster Is Red » reviewsZuko. Katara. And the Disney songs that ruined the moment. Happy Valentine's Day.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 2-7-08 - Zuko & Katara24. The Legacy of Hester Prynne reviewsPre and Post DoBS. There is a secret guilt borne in every heart, for crimes real or imagined. They must forgive themselves before they can even consider the possibility from anyone else.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-18-07 - Zuko & Katara - Complete25. The Beauty in Breaking reviewsShe was in an enemy camp . . . trying to ease the passing of enemy soldiers. Maybe, in some deep corner of her heart, she hoped to save one or two. But late at night, in this dismal place, it was very hard to hope.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 7-28-07 - Complete26. A Slip Into The Fellowship » reviewsMy friend and I wrote this between seventh and eighth grade. I'm keeping it up to remind myself I still have a long way to go in my writing, despite how far I've come. And it isn't just my fic, so I can't take it down. Read our other fics.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-15-05 - Published: 8-26-04 - Complete
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