August 16, 2008

Whee, picture!!

...shut up. I think they're cute(-er than you). So hah.

August 05, 2006

I am a Reader, not a Writer.

This is for two reasons:

1) I don't have the patience. At all. I'm beginning to wonder if I'm going to have the patience to actually finish this bio for once. (Seriously, no joke. I've tried doing this before, and generally give up after typing in the date.)

2) All of my attempts at writing unwaveringly end up with the evil villain chasing around the noble hero with a spork. No no, you read that right- a spork. Evil things, those sporks are... Picture it, if you will. Inuyasha and Naraku/Sesshoumaru. Harry Potter and Voldemort/Snape. Hell, even Peter and the White Witch. Nobody wants to read how their favorite hero died from excess spork stabbage.

Therefore, I have resigned myself to being an avid reader. Maybe someday I'll actually post what I write, but what will probably happen is somebody will read it, hate it, report it to the administer under the label of "Complete Crappage" and get it thrown off the site. So, I think I'll be keeping my utterly ridiculous stories to myself, thank you very much. But some things I will say:

1. I am a GIRL.

2. I have just graduated high school, and am now on to bigger and better ways to spoil my edumication.

3. I'm a sucker for Pocky and Skittles. That's gotten me into trouble with strangers before...

And that's all I have the patience for right now. I'm proud of myself! I've never gotten this far before! ...'Kay. Bye. Go read and be merry.