Hey guys! I know the above says I've written 3 stories for Avatar, but in reality, I've written SIXTEEN stories; 6 for Avatar, 4 stories for Fairly Odd Parents, 3 for Danny Phantom, 1 for Yugioh, 1 for Codename:Kids Next Door, and 1 for one I don't even remember. The reason the rest aren't listed is because I deleted them all (they really were embarrassing. Sorry if you liked them).

I'm kind of done with fanfiction. Sad, I know. I know everyone will miss me. (as if) I haven't written at all in the last two years, and due to a not-so-recent computer crash, all my stories have been deleted and I'm just not motivated enough to start them over.

I used to be "faeriefan" a couple years ago, but I changed my name because my earlier stories haunted me so much. I seriously had like...ten stories. And I don't mean little one-shots, I mean like 10-30 chapter stories. I was a little more dedicated to writing when I was younger... That's okay, I like making art better anyway. So yeah, if anybody remembers me, be sure to say hi!

If anybody needs someone to help them with grammer or punctuation, I'm there! Just e-mail me. Anyways, here's my profile...

Name:Bonzu Pipinpadelopsocopolis...the third!...But you can call me Lauren for short.

Age: Somewhere in-between 15 and 18. You guess. I'll review your story if you get it right. 0(oo)0

Basic Info: Pensive, hyper at random intervals, sarcastic, moody, sensitive, a heavy artist, a resentful violin player, and a shy and infrequent writer. And it just so happens that Mystic Air Bender18(notice the username resemblence? Awesome, I know), is my little sister. I kind of forced her to write a story when she was like...seven. Hasn't written since. (sob)

Latest obsessions: MUSICALS!! I absolutely LOVE Bat Boy The Musical! I would so write a fanfiction story for it if this site actually had that option. I also love Spamalot, Footloose, Hairspray, Mamma Mia, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeny Todd, Mary Poppins, Thouroughly Modern Millie and Fiddler on the Roof. Heck, they're all amazing!

Favorite activities: listening to music, watching/reading anime, drawing, admiring amazing animation(AVATAR!!), painting, internet, singing, choir, orchestra(if I was in it, lol), playing video games,and being weird.

Dislikes:(greatest to least)Self-centered people, hypocrites(myself included), people making fun of the things I like to do, horrible grades on tests that I spent a ridiculous amount of time studying for, general jerks, people invading or threatening to invade my privacy when I clearly told them to stay away, egotistic people, open doors, people who can't take another person's opinion unless its the nicest complement they've ever recieved in their life, school in general, techno, jazz, and rap music.

Shipping: AangxKatara, SokkaxYue, KyoxTohru(FB), SoraxKairi(KH), KikyoxInuyasha(Inu)

What I DON'T ship: TophxAang, anything with Toph, Mai, or Suki attatched to it. I am absolutely neutral with anything else.

And for those who are curious what religion I am, I am a proud member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. I love my church, honestly I do! It's kind of scary to announce it though, I mean I have no idea what you guys have heard about Mormons. We're not polygamists, first of all. The church outlawed polygamy over a century ago. I'm serious. 1900. Don't be ignorant. And uh...I don't know. We don't eat or drink anything caffinated, we don't do drugs or alcohol... basically nothing addictive. Which, honestly, nobody should be doing anyway - it's really unhealthy. Seriously, Mormons aren't as weird as people make them out to be.

Favorite Quotes:

(Madagascar)Alex:DARN YOU! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!

(Happy Feet): (Whatever the Mexican penguin's name was): This guy is so accidentally cool.

(Yugioh: The Abridged Series (parody series on youtube)): Yugi: Whenever Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies.

(Mark Twain): I will not let school get in the way of my education.

(I'm in orchestra, practicing vibrato on my violin)(Me to my friend-who's-name-is-in-abbreviations): How do you do vibrato that good? (Z.W.):Oh it's easy. You just need to have a ceizure before you start playing.

(French teacher, who is very old):I apologize for not being here yesterday. I was at my 44th college reunion yesterday. (Classmate: Cool! How many of your friends were still alive?)

(M.S.) Shake what your mama gave you!

(E.Y): First God made Adam, then he realized he needed an upgrade, so he made Eve.

(My little sister):I can't go to bed! I have to dance!

(My little sister): It feels good to have a nickel.

(My little sister):Your feet are so tiny and little. They're stupid.

(Me):You're going to leave me here in this miserable lonely house? (Sister): You have the computer!

(Me):Chocolate makes me smile.

(My Dad):Back off. I'm a scientist.

(My oldest cousin): I'm going to flippin' flip off this flippin' movie if it doesn't flippin' start soon.

(My oldest cousin): I can't sing, but I can flirt.

(Me to 2 year old cousin): Am I silly? (Cousin): No, you're just a kid.

(Unknown): Music speaks what cannot be expressed/ Soothes the mind and gives it rest/ Heals the heart and makes it whole/ Flows from heaven to the soul.

(Scrooge from "A Christmas Carol"): Bah! Humbug!

(Indigo from "Princess Bride"): 'Ello. My name is Indigo Montoyo. You killled my father. Prepare to die.

(Fezzick from "Princess Bride"): Be careful. People in masks can not be trusted. (I always think of Mickey Mouse when I hear this)

(no idea where it came from) Star Wars is like duct tape. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

(Ansem from Kingdom Hearts): Welcome to darkness... (Can I take your order? Ha ha, I made that part up)

(Axel from Kingdom Hearts 2): Got it memorized?

My Story Status:(In Order of Published Date/Time When I'll Most Likely Finish)

Bold = Finished stories, Italisized = stories I haven't posted yet but am currently working on, Underlined = In Progress.

"Truth or Snare", "Was It Wrong?","Waiting/Impossible,""Lost and Found,""Forever Trapped in an Airless Bubble,""Eyes of Stone,""A Changed Life,""A Dream Come True,""An Imaginary Curse,""Love Through Poetry," "Near Confessions of a Trapped Life, and "When You Left Me"-All stupid, all giving me esteem problems, all deleted. I can actually still twitch whenever it gets to horrible to think about. That's how bad they were. No joke.

Destiny's Prison": SO much better than when I first posted it. But now it's bugging me, because there's so many errors I need to fix. I know I shouldn't try though, because when I re-read some parts it makes me feel more mature, knowing that just a few years ago, I thought it was a work of art, and now, I know I must have been seriously immature to have written something so OOC of everyone(especially Aang, I made him such a crybaby) But I suppose, if I had any other story to look back on(I deleted them all from existance), I would be happier with it. So for now, it'll just rot with my disapproval.

Memories Painted Black": Its kind of...weird. Very dark, very...unlike me. But it's probably the best out of all of those down there. I don't really know what to think of it. I don't like it, but I've gotten so many reviews saying they cried when they read it, and I love that. I love when people tell me it made them cry, it makes me so happy, lol. That sounds kind of wrong...But yeah, now I kind of like it, knowing that it had a good effect on people. And it has an insane amount of reviews, especially for a one-shot, so...I'm pretty happy with it.

"To Return":Pretty much mine with a brilliantly well-written ending by The Blind Bandit. :) A thousand thanks to her for taking it off my hands.

"Second Chances":The sequal to "Memories Painted Black." I just can't stand writing this, it's torture. 7/21/07: This story is dead. Dead, dead, dead. You'll be lucky if you ever see me again. Sorry, but I grew out of fanfiction like...two years ago. I refuse to look at it. I can't even edit it, it's torture.

"My Duty": Basically it's one of those "what happened when Aang actually had parents" stories, only a bit more realistic. Now I've decided to turn it into that, plus a "how Aang's parents met" thing. Pretty sweet. This story will be my last hurrah before I give up fanfiction permanently. And I am actually serious about finishing this one, so just to be sure I won't be getting a two year-long writing block, I'm writing it all out before I publish it. So it'll take a while, sorry.

Well, thats all about me! Everyone say hi to my little sister! (Mystic Air Bender18) lol, you can see where she got her pen name from. We took an element quiz and I turned out to be most like water and she turned out to be air, so that's why I'm called the waterbender and she's the airbender. Anyways, check out her bio, we're like, best buds.

Also, if you'd like to reach me or talk, my AIM is Laurenw10 and my e-mail is Laurenw10@aol.com. (Wow I have a long biography)Reviews would be more than nice!See ya! 0('_')0 0(-_-)0